Chapter 25

When the host called Shen Changle's phone, Shen Changle was undoubtedly very broken. "I fucking want to serve grilled cold noodles and eat Zhengxiang!"

Shen Changle was speechless for a while, he had no choice but to take a taxi and rush to Zhang Yiyuan Teahouse, um...with roasted cold noodles in his hand...it's shameful to waste.

As soon as the taxi arrived at the door, the host opened the door in a hurry to pull Shen Changle in.

"Hey, big sister, big sister, I haven't paid for the car yet..." Shen Changle hurriedly said with a dazed expression.

Sweat came down the face of the host lady, and she shouted anxiously: "Oh, don't worry about your ancestors, I'll pay for you, hurry up and go in!"

Shen Changle also rushed to the backstage in a hurry, and rushed to the stage before she had time to put on her coat.

Shen Changle suddenly slapped his thigh and stopped at the entrance, saying, "Damn it, it's broken!"

After paying the money in a hurry, the host lady who was chasing after Shen Changle, did not expect that Shen Changle would stop suddenly, confiscated the whole person at the foot of Shen Changle's back.

Shen Changle's back was hit by the fragrant wind all of a sudden, and he just felt... well, think about it, 48 sensory adjectives are omitted here...

"Eh, Miss, are you okay?" Shen Changle only felt that his blood pressure was a little high, and blood rushed straight to his face.

The young lady host gritted her silver teeth, her beautiful eyes widened, and she jumped out word by word: "Didn't you call me big sister just now? What's wrong with you, something is broken?"

Shen Changle scratched the back of his head in embarrassment and said: "It's not a big deal, just the three barrels of Lay's potato chips I bought at the convenience store, and I left them at the cold noodle stand and forgot... It's okay, miss, you should go and inform Dalin immediately Let them, I can come anytime."

Seeing the hostess's face getting colder and colder, Shen Changle's eyes that were about to breathe fire gave up her regrets about the potato chips and hurriedly changed the subject.

The young lady snorted and stopped talking, tidied up her appearance, and stood side by side with Shen Changle at the curtain of the entrance door, waiting quietly for the first short return of Guo Qilin and Yan Hexiang to end.

"The pretty little girl is quite angry, even the taxi fare is reimbursed, not to mention the potato chips reimbursement, so check it out..." Shen Changle glanced secretly, and said secretly in his heart.

Guo Qilin on the stage had been keeping an eye on the door to the stage. Seeing that Shen Changle was waiting aside, he had no intention of procrastinating any longer. The two of them cooperated tacitly with a few words and shook their heads, bowed and left the table Completed the return of the first round.

The applause from the audience was not enthusiastic, and many people were still shouting "Shen Changle" and "Let the big man go".

Guo Qilin and Yan Hexiang walked to the entrance of the stage and nodded with host Shen Changle, then returned to the front of the stage.

Guo Qilin said with a smile on his face, "The audience is really enthusiastic today."

Yan Hexiang also teased: "Oh yes, it seems that it's not just for the two of us."

Guo Qilin said: "Yes, everyone seems to be obsessed with our opening actor today, so why don't we invite him up again and have a chat with everyone, do you think it would be good?"

As soon as the audience's eyes lit up, they all turned to nature, and the applause that was originally a bit copious also became enthusiastic, and they all cheered loudly.

"Chang Le, Chang Le, come on and play again." Guo Qilin shouted loudly.

Shen Changle, dressed in casual clothes, smiled and walked onto the stage with applause from the audience.

Shen Changle gently placed the stand-up microphone she brought between Guo Qilin and Yan Hexiang.

The location here is also very particular. In group crosstalk, although there are three people, in fact the interaction between the three people is still very small. Basically, it is two-two conversations, and one person pretends not to hear.

When talking in pairs, it is still the teasing mode in cross talk, one person mainly narrates, and the other person serves as a foil.

As for the third one, which is also known as "Jiangqianer", it is to help the teaser to turn over the burden, interspersed and communicated in the teaser, which can be regarded as one teasing and two teasing, or two teasing and one teasing, depending on the situation of cross talk, it is not fixed.

The cross talk officially started.

Guo Qilin was the first to speak: "Hey, hey, no, I'm too short for you to stand next to me. Come to the left, I'll go to the right."

Everyone laughed, all because of the cutest height difference between the two.

Shen Changle's expression remained the same, and his heart was indeed more moved. No matter what kind of cross talk, no matter what kind of cross talk, the jokes are the ones who show their faces the most. This is because Guo Qilin gave up the opportunity to show his face back in the show to praise himself.

Naturally, there is no reason not to change the words as they are spoken. In this way, it is equivalent to Shen Changle's current situation. On the far left, it is teasing, Yan Hexiang is in the middle, and Guo Qilin is changing to greasy.

Shen Changle said with a smile on his face: "Today is a good day, and I can talk about cross talk with two good friends."

Yan Hexiang said: "Yes, today is lively."

Shen Changle: "First of all, I have to introduce myself to everyone. My name is Shen Changle."

"it is good!"

The applause from the audience was enthusiastic, and there was an opening background. Everyone had a very good impression of Shen Changle, and a lot of enthusiasm broke out without saying anything.

"The audience already knows you." Yan Hexiang said with a smile.

Shen Changle said: "It is thanks to the blessings of both of you that we can talk about cross talk on stage. You may not know, but the three of us grew up together from childhood."

Yan Hexiang held it up and said, "Oh, that's right, we are Fa Xiao."

Shen Changle thought about it: "I remember when we were about twelve or thirteen years old, we went to the Quyi School, the college class."

Yan Hexiang said: "That's right, we are learning cross talk there."

Shen Changle said: "Oh, I can't mention that moment, I will be angry with Dalin if I mention it."

Guo Qilin asked inexplicably: "Why are you angry with me? Where did I recruit you?"

Shen Changle said with an aggrieved face: "You're not human, you agreed to grow up together, but you're good, you've just grown halfway and won't grow anymore!"

Guo Qilin said angrily: "Go and play!"

"Hahahahaha, wow..." The audience burst into laughter instantly. The size of Shen Changle and Guo Qilin was already a big laugh, and Shen Changle's aggrieved expression was especially funny.

Yan Hexiang stretched out her hand with a serious face, slowly lowered it from Guo Qilin's head, landed on Shen Changle's waist and said, "Oh, that's not right, it doesn't seem to be half grown yet, at most it's a small half."

Guo Qilin roared angrily: "Put your hands flat and don't fall down!"

The audience bowed their waists with joy, and the applause was extremely warm.

Shen Changle said: "Guo Qilin was still a little fat at that time, but Brother Yan seemed to be the same height then, but he should be thinner."

Yan Hexiang waved her hands and said, "Yes, then you can maintain your figure well."

Shen Changle: "At that time, our relationship was very good, even after class, we had to pee together."

Yan Hexiang nodded and said: "That's right, there was nothing to play at that time."

Shen Changle smiled and said: "As soon as the get out of class bell rings, we will set off on time and go straight to the toilet. I will be in the middle of the stop, Yan Hexiang Yan is on the left, and the little dwarf Dalin is on the right.

Guo Qilin said helplessly: "There is no one else to call him."

Shen Changle said: "It's time to be naughty, so I can tease them."

Yan Hexiang said: "What are you doing?"

Shen Changle said with a smirk: "I took the opportunity to turn left and call his name—'Yan Hexiang!!!' and dumped him."

Yan Hexiang said helplessly: "You are too bad."

"It's not over yet, let's continue—"Guo Qilin!!!" Pee on your face." Shen Changle swung her body to the right again.

Guo Qilin said speechlessly, "I'm too short, right?"

Yan Hexiang suppressed a smile and said: "That's right, I also remember it, especially you still like to promise, as soon as he asks you to open your mouth and promise, it's all in your mouth."

"Oh, that's right, otherwise your small mouth would be so sweet, I have diabetes." Shen Changle looked at Guo Qilin with a smile on his face.

Guo Qilin said angrily, "Let's go play! It's disgusting."

The typical three-turn-four-tease technique made the audience burst into tears of joy. Even an elegant old man with a serious and scholarly demeanor blushed from laughing, and could only lower his hair and let out a dull moan. Cough.

Vulgar enough!But funny enough!

The cross talk was still going on, Shen Changle said: "After so many years, we have all learned the skills, but the numb and scorpion have their own strengths, like me, singing is not bad, everyone, you have heard of it ah."

"Have not heard!"

"another one!"

"Sing it again!"

Shen Changle said speechlessly: "I have to listen again, it seems that you are all money fans who want to get rich."

Yan Hexiang said: "If the audience wants to hear it, they can sing one more for everyone."

"Okay, then I'll sing an older song, listen to it." Shen Changyue cleared her throat.

A deep and magnetic voice came from the microphone: "Your grandpa used to play here when I was young."

"The tall front door, as if next to my house

"A pile of decaying grass, a few crickets chirping.

"Accompany him through the gray years.

"Eating a bunch of candied haws is considered a holiday.

"He eats those three meals a day.

"Wotou pickled vegetables and a big bowl of tea."

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Yan Hexiang said helplessly: "Go, this song is wrong."

Shen Changle said with a blank face: "That's wrong?"

Yan Hexiang said: "That was when my grandfather was young..."

"That's right, isn't that the same meaning?" Shen Changle said proudly.

"Hahahahaha, wow......" The audience below followed suit.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "This song is not bad, how about I play another one?"

"Don't, don't, I'll be a grandson if you sing one here, and I'll be far behind if I sing it again."

"Hahahaha, in fact, I'm superficial and easy to learn to sing. If you really want to sing an opera ditty, you really have to be Brother Yan. That voice is high-pitched and powerful, really high!" Shen Changle praised with a thumbs-up.

Guo Qilin also echoed: "We haven't heard much about this, so let's sing one when we finally get together today."

Yan Hexiang said: "Okay, since I've said that, what should I sing?"

Shen Changle thought for a while and said: "Let's sing a modern play, 'I want to learn from the green pine on the top of Mount Tai'. I'll come to the front for you, and you can come to the last line to show everyone."

Yan Hexiang said calmly: "Okay, I'll come back and speak up."

Shen Changle said: "Okay, then look at the tune door and 'yes'!"

Yan Hexiang said: "Low, too low."

Shen Changle nodded and continued: "Yes!!"

Yan Hexiang said: "It's still low."

Guo Qilin looked surprised and said: "My God, this is still low, don't forget that you will turn another octave later."

Yan Hexiang said calmly: "Does it have anything to do with you? Now that we've reached this point, we must work hard. I'll let you pull your butt with a knife today—open your eyes."

Guo Qilin: "Go, where did you learn the words?"

Shen Changle said with a bitter face: "My brother, I really can't get in, so let's deal with it."

Yan Hexiang said helplessly: "Okay, then do your best, the higher the better."

Shen Changle said: "Okay, listen to it—yes! ~Learn that~on the top of Mount Tai~" Shen Changle finished singing slowly with an eighteen-degree lower voice, and let Yan Hexiang pass by.

Yan Hexiang also made a point: "Yi~green~pine~~~" is still eighteen degrees lower.

The audience burst into chuckles, watching the two ambassadors applaud one after another on stage.

Yan Hexiang hurriedly said: "Thank you, everyone, thank you."

With a proud face, he was ready to shake hands with Guo Qilin.

"It's not why you are thanking me, what did you hear?" Guo Qilin looked puzzled.

Shen Changle was surprised and said: "I didn't hear such a high pitch, I'm almost deaf!"

Yan Hexiang proudly said: "Don't say I sang really happily, let's do another one!"

Shen Changle praised: "Okay, then let's do another 'Walking through the forest, crossing the snowfield, and rushing to Xiaohan.' You come to Xiaohan."

Yan Hexiang said: "Look at you, it's fine."

Shen Changle said: "Alright, get ready!" "Put it on! ~ Lin Hai, cross ~ Snow Field ~,..." Shen Changle still pretended, his voice was so low that he fell silent at the end.

Yan Hexiang said with a look of surprise: "Qi Chong finished singing?"

Guo Qilin complained, "Okay, I can't even hear the loud voice."

Yan Hexiang rolled her eyes and said, "I'm a little deaf, listen up!" "Xiao~han~~~~"

Shen Changle took the lead and shouted: "Okay!!! It's too high!"

Yan Hexiang continued to ask proudly: "How about Dalin, I sing?"

Guo Qilin said with a helpless face: "To be honest, to put it in a fashionable phrase-listening to your songs hurts!"

Yan Hexiang said with dissatisfaction: "Hey, you look down on our singing."

Guo Qilin retorted, "Both buns and dogs of yours can come."

"Hehe, why don't you come and sing for us! Everyone agree?" Yan Hexiang laughed.

"Come on, the high-pitched singer can't make it up, who can't make it after spending a long time without making a sound! Come and choose, what to sing?" Guo Qilin looked dissatisfied.

Shen Changle said: "Okay then why don't we have "Si Lang Visits His Mother" called Xiao Fan?"

Guo Qilin imitated Yan Hexiang's [-]-degree lower voice and said, "Okay~~Come on~~"

Shen Changle said: "One!! Is this tune okay?"

Guo Qilin said with a naive face: "A little higher, a little higher."

Shen Changle: "One!!!"

Guo Qilin: "Sing as high as you can!"

Shen Changle said with a smirk on her face: "When I saw the princess stealing the arrow!!! I couldn't help but be overjoyed!!! Standing at the gate of the palace~!" The sentence was high, worthy of the name, octave high, and there was no trick at all.

Yan Hexiang suppressed a smile and said, "come on baby!"

Guo Qilin was completely dumbfounded.

The audience watched the two people on the stage play tricks and lead Guo Qilin into the pit step by step. They were so happy that they couldn't find the north, and they booed and applauded together.

Guo Qilin looked angry: "Hey, it's not that you think I can't sing?"

Shen Changle and Yan Hexiang said in surprise in unison: "Oh???"

"Don't, brothers, I really can't sing, you are too bad, you have to sing an octave higher, and if you have to change it again, no one can sing!" Guo Qi was in a hurry.

"Hehehe, I can sing up." Shen Changle said with a smile on his face.

Guo Qilin looked disbelieving: "Can you go up just this high octave?"

"If you come, I will definitely go up for you!" Shen Changle said with a smile.

Guo Qilin was not convinced and said: "Okay, listen up! Seeing the princess stealing the arrow!!! I can't help but feel happy!!! Standing at the gate of the palace~~!"

"It's called Xiaofan!!!!!!!" Shen Changle leaned against his dantian in one breath, his voice was clear and clear, and it was as high-pitched as a cloud.

"it is good!!"

"Oh my God, I really sang it up!"

The audience was taken aback for an instant. The previous few tricks were all tricks, and the audience’s expectations were already raised to full value. With the hardest song at the end, the audience’s sense of satisfaction was undoubtedly overwhelmed. , The applause and applause resounded through the theater for a long time.

As for where is the difficulty?This line of singing is called "Ga tune" in Peking opera singing.It refers to the singing method when a certain word is sung with a prominent and elevated sound.

In addition to turning up the pitch, the main feature of the Ga tune is that it no longer uses the accent after the pitch, that is to say, it rarely turns again.

Its significance lies in expressing the momentary emotional upheaval, such as anger, determination, and satisfaction, so the false voice is used, and the momentum to pierce the blue sky is used.

Even in the entire Deyun Society, including the entire cross talk world, Guo Taoer is the only one who can sing it completely and with an unabated tone.

And Shen Changle naturally knew this passage as a steel wire for many years. He also got the double experience bonus of music and voice acting today, coupled with years of practice and a certain amount of luck, he barely managed to break through himself and successfully sang it.

But no matter what, in the end Shen Changle did it!
 Today is still a large chapter of nearly 1000 words.The collection of this book will soon exceed [-]. I would like to ask everyone if you create a book group, will anyone come?I can chat or something at ordinary times, and it will be easier to exchange ideas and opinions on the plot in the future. Please let me know in the comments.

  
 
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