Chapter 290 Spring Festival Gala
Shen Changle: "Anyway...it's quite a cola!!!"

Hou Zhendao: "This is too cool! What kind of old artist is this???"

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, no matter how you say it, after going through many tests, I finally succeeded in entering the mainstream team."

Hou Zhendao: "Anyway, looking at you like this, it's really not easy."

Shen Changle said: "Later, a friend of mine told me that it's not enough to be like you in the mainstream cross talk circle. If you want to be popular and famous, you have to go to the Spring Festival Gala! If you can go to the Spring Festival Gala, you will be popular overnight!"

"Dare to say it in the Spring Festival Gala???" Everyone was shocked by Shen Changle's boldness again.

Hou Zhendao: "It makes sense to say so."

Shen Changle said: "I have connections, I know the director of the Spring Festival Gala, and spent a lot of money to introduce me."

"The director of the Spring Festival Gala looked at me and said that this place is already fully booked, and there is no place for you. You should go ahead and do some chores!!!"

"Do sanitation, deliver boxed lunches, and by the way, let me slip the dog away! Look at this bully!!!"

Hou Zhen laughed and said, "That's no way, he's the director, what are you talking about?"

Shen Changle smiled earnestly: "Director, don't worry, I will take good care of my brother!"

"Good guy, you've got one thing on the surface and one thing behind the other!!! Are you talking about brothers directly with the dog???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "Then there is no way to call a man who understands current affairs a hero."

"However, if you talk about sanitation and delivering boxed lunches, it's okay to say, at most it's a little tiring, and the most annoying thing is walking the dog!!!"

Hou Zhendao: "What's wrong with walking the dog, you two brothers are exchanging feelings! (°°)"

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience was overjoyed and applauded wildly.

Shen Changle said: "...... Brother Hou, can we speak according to the words???"

Hou Zhen smiled like an old father: "Okay, okay, tell me why this dog walk pissed you off???"

Shen Changle rolled her eyes but still continued: "The most irritating thing is this dog walking, what is the name of the director's dog Labrador!!!"

Hou Zhen said: "The Labrador is such a good dog, what's wrong???"

Shen Changle gritted his teeth with hatred and said, "Then how can it be called a Labrador??? Then the fuck should be called a lot!!!"

"Good guy walks all the way, eats all the way, walks all the way, pulls all the way, this dog is a fucking straight man!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Labrador? Pulling a lot???"

Regardless of whether the audience is a dog lover or not, or it is the first time they heard about it, they all burst into laughter and applauded enthusiastically.

Hou Zhen said: "Good guy! This is disgusting enough."

Shen Changle said: "Who says it's not!!! I've been going through it for so long, and finally I've waited for such an opportunity!!! They have prepared a cross talk with more than 400 people in the Spring Festival Gala!!! The director of the Spring Festival Gala agreed !!!”

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "A cross talk with more than 400 people??? Isn't this too fake???"

Shen Changle excitedly said: "Hey, it's true, I think this will definitely work, there are only so many cross talk actors in Manlong Kingdom, so why should it be my turn?"

Hou Zhendao: "If you think about it this way, don't say that the probability of your choice is really quite high."

Shen Changle said: "A large group of 400 people talked about cross talk, cross talk talkers from all over the country gathered there, set up a stage, this is a rockery, this is a mountain stream, and this is a swimming pool. Hundreds of crosstalk talkers came, all with parachutes on their backs, stood up and waved to the audience, a hundred of them got out of the water here, and finally pulled up with a rickshaw to make a joke, and said a word, "Audience friends, Hello everyone!!!"

"As soon as the show officially started, everyone stood together, and said jokingly: I have to say something, you have to turn it over for me, I am very happy to wish everyone a new year!!! Everyone stood together and said: I am very happy Happy New Year to everyone!!! Everyone bows, and this cross talk is over."

Hou Zhen wondered: "That's it??? That's the end of it???"

With an excited face, Shen Changle kept patting her thigh and said, "Oh, I said I can do this show, even if you don't care enough, you can come!!!"

"Yes!" Hou Zhen laughed.

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience burst into laughter, all of a sudden they remembered that some time ago, Jiang Tushen started the group crosstalk performed by hundreds of people at the gala, and they were so happy.

Shen Changle said with a smile: "I told the director in the past: I'll do the director, I'll do this. The director hesitated for a long time and said: It's not possible now, these 400 people have their origins, whoever quits you will replace him, you know? ? You are the number one spare tire!!!"

Hou Zhendao: "Good guy, return the whole spare tire, it's called a backup!"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "I'm watching every day! Wait and wait, the scene is busy, thousands of spectators are sitting there, and I give them lunch every day. One day at the rehearsal, a big sister suddenly broke her amniotic fluid. Say this thing is making a fuss, I hate it, you are going to give birth, you go home, there are thousands of people who have had children with the ones watching here, and no one is watching cross talk anymore!!!”

Hou Zhen smiled and said: "That's right, there are many cross talks on the stage, and it must be the first time to have a baby on the stage!!!"

Shen Changle said: "I called a car, carried her into the car, and finished cleaning up when I got back. It was all my business. Finally, the emperor paid off, and one day the opportunity came."

Hou Zhen asked, "What chance?"

Shen Changle explained: "For cross talk with 400 people, didn't the plane drop a hundred people talking about cross talk? One person's parachute broke, tell me!"

"Oh my god, this is a big deal, how did that buddy fall???"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "Fortunately, fortunately!!!"

Hou Zhen breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, I'm fine."

"No! The person was so dead, the ambulance came and put it away with a spoon." Shen Chang said happily.

"Ah!!? I'm lucky if I fell to my death???" Hou Zhen said.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Shen Changle squinted his eyes and said viciously: "It's okay! Once you succeed in everything! This buddy will definitely not die in vain."

"Turning around, I went to the director: I'll do it, I'll do this! But the director said: "Umm... You're late, the person who pushed him down just now has already taken his place!"

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "Ah??? Isn't this too cruel??? Is this competition so cruel???"

The laughter in the auditorium couldn't be stopped, and people couldn't help but feel a little scared-whether these audiences would suddenly faint from lack of oxygen.

(End of this chapter)

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