Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 298 I Will Speak

"It is precisely because there may be a lot of new languages ​​to learn in time for Guankou later, so I used the word "basic". For example, when I go back today, I have to go back to the dormitory to read your new "Selling Five Utensils" Mastered."

Wei Feng's calm words set off a huge wave in everyone's heart.

Zhang Helun was a little disbelieving: "It's true, why don't you come to "Report the name of the dish" first!!!"

Wei Feng nodded and said, "Do you carry it forwards or backwards???"

Zhang Yunlei took a sip of water just as he wanted to moisten his throat, when he sprayed it out in an instant, spraying water mist all over the world profusely.

Shen Changle was surprised and said: "You have learned even the backwards???"

Wei Feng said: "Well, there are a few paragraphs in "Geographic Map" and "Bodyguard" etc. I can recite them backwards."

Shen Changle: "………… Let's just "Report the name of the dish"!!!"

Without any hesitation, Wei Feng seemed to blurt out without thinking at all: "I invite you to eat tubed chicken, salted duck, sharpened live carp, chestnut chicken, three delicacies shark's fin, white offal, stewed duck offal, roasted purple gaier, fried three There are three kinds of mutton, sauced mutton, spiced mutton, roasted mutton, steamed mutton..."

"...Assorted su pan, sausage, dried meat, small tripe, pine flower, bacon, sauce chicken, stewed duck, stewed pig; roasted goose, roasted chick, roasted duck, steamed deer tail, steamed bear paw, steamed lamb .”

Hou Sanye said, "One from "Bai Shi Hui"."

Shen Changle nodded lightly, admiring Mr. Hou in his heart. Because of this content, the section of "Bai Shi Hui" is full of funerals. In a place like Longguo, people are generally not willing to talk about or listen to this, regardless of whether it is a cross talker or an audience. Unpopular.

Moreover, this passage itself is relatively difficult to say, and the words are relatively uncommon. Generally, let alone an artist who has just started to talk about cross talk, even if you search for all cross talk artists across the country, there are not many who can say it better, so I just talk about it with enthusiasm. The young master of the capital can be perfect and relish.

Wei Feng nodded without any consideration and blurted out: "There are 24 bearers, take the scripture coffin out of the door, put on 48 small bars, and then change to 80 people with big masks. The bearers are all red tasseled hats and green armors. , shave their heads, take a bath, wear boots, and wear full trousers. The cover of the coffin is made of red satin. The head is embroidered with big golden characters of blessing, surrounded by the characters of longevity, and the rest are five blessings holding longevity. There are ghosts and ghosts in the head of the coffin. , a picture of a hero, a fighting spirit, and a hundred cranes, there are Fang Bi, Prime Minister Fang, and the second general Heng Ha..."

"... Following the funeral, come out of Naizi Mansion in Dongcheng, take Wangfujing Street, East Chang'an Street, pass Tiananmen Square and go south, enter Qianmen to Yongdingmen, and salute at Yongdingmen Alley. Relatives and friends, please come back, Daddy Gang to Xiao Gang, eight people carried the coffin out of Yongding Gate, exhausted these eight people, after a day and a night, there was really no way to carry it back——no graveyard!”

Wei Feng's oral speech was fast and fluent, and his speaking speed was very regular, but through some small details, Shen Changle still found that what Wei Feng said was indeed true.

You don't need to compare to know that Wei Feng must have learned word by word from Young Ma Ye's "Bai Shi Hui", and even the speed of speech and the time it took to finish speaking should be almost the same as Young Ma Ye. Yes, Shen Changle is very sure.

"Well, well!!!" All the comedians of Deyun Club applauded.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "I just passed Haifeng's eight screen test, then I will also test you, but this one is more unpopular, "dead man" you know???"

Everyone gasped. They didn't expect Shen Changle to be so ruthless. As I said before, there are a total of more than [-] paragraphs in the eight screens, and there are no more than six paragraphs that are often said.

But this "dead man" happens not to be among the six paragraphs, it is unusually unpopular, and the word count and difficulty are also among the top few.

Wei Feng smiled slightly and said unaffected: "You listened well. I think back then, in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty, there was a dead man whose surname was Zhuge Mingliang, whose name was Kongming, and whose Taoist name was Wolong! Recommended by horses and horses, Uncle Liu Huang Fengxue visited three times, and a pair in Longzhong impressed Wolong, so he came out to help! Since he came out of the thatched cottage, the fire burned Bowang, his reputation was greatly enhanced, he conquered the south and suppressed the north, and made great achievements repeatedly! In the city, the former master returned to the sea for burial, and when he was in danger, he took care of the orphan, and the husband alone shouldered the heavy burden. He went out of Qishan six times, and devoted himself to the end. However, he worked day and night, and his mind was exhausted, so he had to pray for the stars and pray for longevity..."

"………………The Prime Minister, who handles military affairs during the day, fights at night, wears his hair and wields his sword, praying for longevity. Unexpectedly, the seven-day deadline is approaching, and he is about to increase his life by one century. Unexpectedly, Wei Yan broke in and extinguished the lights." , all previous efforts have been wasted! This is also the man who is not prosperous in the sky, so sad, in front of Wuzhangyuan, this white jade pillar that held up the sky was broken, and the purple gold beam was erected! On August 23, the sky is sad, the stars are dark, and the Marquis of Wuxiang is dying!"

"But the old thief Sima Yi, watching the sky at night, saw the star of the guard rising and falling three times. He suspected that Kong Ming was dead, so he ordered Xiahouba to go and inquire. Not long after, Xiahouba returned the order in a hurry, saying: "The Shu army is all retreating! "Sima Yi stamped his feet and beat his chest and shouted: "Hurry up!" "He mobilized his men and led his two sons to chase after him quickly, reaching the dense forest at the foot of the mountain. Suddenly, there was a sound of trumpets and the sound of killing. All the Shu soldiers returned to their banners and drums. On the flag, it was written: "Han Prime Minister Zhuge Liang, Marquis of Wuxiang". I also saw a four-wheeled cart surrounded by stars on Gaogang, with a person sitting on it, wearing a lun scarf and holding a feather fan. Wearing a crane cloak, wearing a soap sash around his waist, and his eyes shining brightly under his brows, it is none other than the loyal and loyal Zhuge Kongming! Jiang Wei shouted again: "Old thief Sima, I am the prime minister! "

"Sima Yi was so frightened that he lost his soul and fled. Cao's army was in chaos for a while, men and horses ran into each other, throwing away their helmets and armor, throwing their spears and halberds, and was intercepted by the Shu army for a while. Countless casualties! Sima Yi was shocked for more than fifty miles and was killed by Xiahou Ba and Xia Houhui caught up, Youzi put his head in his hands and said in his mouth: "Do I have a head! Panting for a while, his expression was settled! When he returned to the camp, he sent someone to inquire again, only to find out that Kongming was really dead, and what he saw was nothing more than a wooden statue of him! Sima Yi sighed: "I can predict his life, but I can't predict it." Get up and die! The so-called "dead Zhuge frightened away alive Zhongda!" "Exactly: The autumn wind was cold in Wuzhangyuan, and the heroic spirit of Crouching Dragon returned to heaven. Loyalty left a plan to scare Sima Bao Xichuan away!"

Shen Changle looked back at Mr. Hou and asked in a low voice: "Mr. Hou, do you want to say that this passage can be so solid???"

Hou Sanye rolled his eyes and said: "It's okay to practice if you have the foundation, but if you say it, you have almost forgotten it. I have only said this passage once or twice in most of my life."

Shen Changle said: "Then this apprentice, or else I will forcefully accept him!!!" (°°)

Yu Qiandao: "My good apprentice, I think he is a bit of a disadvantage to you. Otherwise, I will accept you as your apprentice. It would be nice for me to be a closed disciple at the end!"

Zhang Helun also joined in and said: "I still like that Hai Feng just now, and I can definitely inherit my crooked singing skills."

Zhang Yunlei said: "I think Hai Feng really give it to me, Chang Le, you can find a better seed."

Shen Changle immediately took Wei Feng and Hai Feng's hands and said: "It's okay, you two will be my apprentices from today, and everyone can testify that whoever poachs a corner will not be able to have a second child!!!"

Yu Qian rolled her eyes and turned her head away.

"Whoever poachs the wall and can't find a partner will be a single dog for the rest of his life!!!" Shen Changle said seriously.

Zhang Yunlei gritted his teeth with hatred.

"Who is..."

"Okay, okay, I'm just kidding, you keep it for yourself!" Zhang Helun waved his hand and smiled.

(End of this chapter)