Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 309 Shrimp and Pig Heart
"It must be the mainstream group again!!!"

"Yes, it must be them, and those people secretly report others when they have nothing to do!!!"

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, just listen to how Shen Changle can save the situation. Since it can be broadcast normally, it means that there should be no major problems." Jiang Qing interrupted the discussion of the three roommates, calmed down and continued to watch.

But even though she thought about it, she still couldn't help but raise her heart.

And only those who really know Shen Changle, such as Guo Qilin, Liu Xiaoting, Zhang Jiuqin and others who are watching the broadcast in the imperial capital, watching Shen Changle smiling more gently and sunny on the stage, with a very handsome face, can't help sighing and worrying about his family :
"Hey, isn't it good to be alive??? Why do you have to trouble him? Now that he is really angry, he is really full of firepower. He is going to be scolded for having a cerebral hemorrhage and a heart attack, but it's you guys. I asked for it."

That's right, these people all knew who Shen Changle was, but it was really so damaged that it was not far off if they didn't say scolding someone to death. They were really worried about their opponents a little bit.

And the fact was just as they expected, following Shen Changle's simple words, he calmly settled the troublemakers.

After a few words of idleness, he started to get back to work, and following Shen Changle's "Zu'an bloodline is fully open", everyone who can understand Mandarin can gradually hear the deep and spicy content contained in each of Shen Changle's burdens. irony.

It's as if a sharp sword pierces a person's heart, the most important thing is that it's not just one sword, but a thousand arrows piercing the heart! ! !
Of course, this is for some people. For most audiences, these burdens are still very happy and joyful.

"Hahaha Xuanwu? Tongzhou? Fengtai? Haidian? What Haidian do you call Fengtai???"

"Don't say that when I watched the party before, there were really people who talked about cross talk like that hahaha, but doggerel is not as good as Shen Changle!!!"

"You are a teacher, a professor!!! The professor has directly turned into a beast hahaha!!!"

"Hahaha Hou Er——Hao Er is stupid and can't tell the difference!!!"

"Don't talk nonsense!!! What Shen Changle is talking about is Hao Er!!! It's not the Hou Er who you said is earning ignorant money and accepting all kinds of advertisements, and buying fake bags for the female disciples of Internet celebrities, the two are not alone!!! Not alone!!! Not alone!!!"

"Well said!!! Three vulgarities are their means of attacking others, you know? Say they can't do it themselves! These bastards definitely have to learn after staying in the United States for many years, and they have learned double standards!!!"

"Pig heart with shrimp!!! Pig heart with shrimp!!!"

"I've been lying on the beach for two and a half years, and today the waves beat me over! Hahaha bastard!!! Hahaha, my rabbit is in so much pain!!!"

"That's all our hard-earned money!!! Hahaha you're so hurt!!! But I like it so much!!!"

Time and time again, audiences on the Internet laughed out loud at the little baggage in Shen Changle's words, slapped their legs and shouted 666 frantically.

Although Shen Changle's baggage in the past also contained a lot of irony and a lot of more popular baggage, but generally speaking, there is still a lot of restraint.

After all, in this world, the mainstream cross talk circle has not been completely incompatible with Deyun Society.

But because of the troublesome time of this commercial performance, Shen Changle was really irritated. After three years of hard work and apprenticeship, he gradually gained some fame, and finally ushered in his most important first commercial performance.

Hard preparations, adjustments to the jokes, hard practice, and it all came close to being ruined.

Rabbits bite people when they are in a hurry, not to mention that Shen Changle is not a very kind and honest person to his enemies... um, no... He doesn't seem to be very kind and honest to his relatives. (°°)

So under such circumstances, Shen Changle can be said to have completely cast aside all shackles, with the support of godfather Guo Taoer and master Yu Qian, and the full cooperation of Hou Zhenhou.

He really scolded heartily, and the audience was really eye-opening.

There is no way, it’s not that they don’t listen to cross talk very much, the main reason is that they have never heard such a novel joke, and it is full of wisdom and evil everywhere. Shen Changle seems to be talking about Hou Zhen on the surface, but in fact he is saying Everyone, everyone understands that this is scolding others, and even though it is scolding, there is not a single curse word.

All the people who mocked Deyun Society and Shen Changle himself in the past were all scolded in the dark and heartbroken in this cross talk. The sentence summed up by the online audience is indeed the most appropriate--shrimp pig Heart! ! !

After Shen Changle's "I want to fight against the three vulgarities" finished the last sentence, the audience's emotions were completely released, and all the worries before were solved, and the laughter was completely swept away.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Very good!!! I'm really bad!!!"

"It's the first time I know that simply listening to others scolding is so enjoyable!!!"

"It depends on who scolds me. If someone else scolds me, I might become a shrew or a jerk hahaha!!!"

"That's right, it's mainly Shen Changle's scolding, which is really fun!!! All pointing at those people's dirty ideas!!!"

"Yeah, those people can't tell others, and they don't have the ability, so they will cover up the sarcasm, resist it, report it to the law enforcement department of the Cultural Affairs Bureau, and secretly ask someone to make trouble in other people's commercial performances."

"It's all over now, Shen Changle was not used to it at all, and ruthlessly fought back and scolded all back, still in front of the audience in Jindu and the whole country on the Internet.

"Just this courage, and the strength to fight back calmly and calmly, are already the villains who can't eat grapes and say grapes are sour, and they will never be able to match them in this life."

"Oh, you really made me laugh!!!"

"It's a relief to scold!!! It's fun to scold!!!"

The audience on the Internet seemed to be soaking in a hot bath in the winter, and instantly felt that the pores of their bodies were opening, and they were extremely refreshed. That's what cross talk should say!Fun! ! !

At this time, a group of mainstream cross talk actors who have no money to watch commercial performances in the imperial capital and Jindu are in a less beautiful mood.

All of them had livid faces, their bodies were trembling uncontrollably, and the marks in their eyes were ferocious, as if they wanted to eat people.

Every word Shen Changle uttered, every haha ​​and sarcasm in the barrage seemed to turn into crisp slaps, slapping these people hard on the faces, right now!Draw back!Dragon Subduing Eighteen Draws! ! !

"Shen Changle...Your uncle!!!" Some people roared angrily.

(End of this chapter)