Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 339 Miaofeng Mountain

Shen Changle: "Don't talk nonsense, your father is long gone!"

"Oh, did you really mean it before?" Hou Zhen followed suit.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Then this maid went to the backyard to find your mother.

Hou Zhen said, "Yes."

Shen Changle said: "As soon as your mother heard that something happened here, she went to the front hall to look for your father, and when she saw it, she quickly asked: Da Lang..."

"Hey!!! No, my mother's surname is not Pan, don't make trouble!" Hou Zhen hurriedly stopped her.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Anyway, let your mother come over and ask, you were always happy in the past, what's the matter today? Are you sighing? I need you to eat? I need you to drink? Old husband and wife, Is there anything else I'm missing from you?"

Hou Zhen said: "Well, this should be asked."

Shen Changle continued to imitate the old man looking up to the sky and sighing: "Oh! I think that I, Hou Chrysanthemum, lived a rich and noble life, but I still have no offspring when I am old, An Ren, let me ask you, you said that you have given birth to me all these years?"

Hou Zhen said, "Well, not this one."

Shen Changle asked again: "Is that raising the second half daughter?"

Hou Zhen said: "That's not enough."

Shen Changle said in grief and indignation: "No son or daughter, what use do I need you for?"

Hou Zhen said: "Hey, there is really no way to talk about this matter."

Shen Changle continued: "Your mother's face was pulled down instantly, but after all, it is my husband who has to explain: I can't blame me alone if I have no children, and you have to be responsible. Let me tell you this is In your family, I have a lot to support in my natal family!!!"

"Ah? Didn't you feed less???" Hou Zhen was surprised.

Shen Changle explained: "I didn't take care of cats, dogs, and rabbits..."

Hou Zhen said: "Okay, let's make it clear, I'm gasping for words."

Shen Changle continued to imitate her mother: "Besides, if you want a son or a daughter, you have to cultivate well, you have to accumulate virtue, and you have to pray to the Buddha. How can you ask for a son and a half daughter if you are not sincere?"

"Your father makes sense when he thinks about it, right! You have to pray for Buddha, isn't it just to spend more money? Is your father's money so much? Flower! From now on, your father will burn incense in Dongmiao for you. , offering to the West Temple."

Hou Zhendao nodded and said, "Well, it's for me."

Shen Changle said: "Your mother made it even more difficult for you. She paid a painstaking visit to the four famous mountains."

Hou Zhenpin said: "Oh, you went to all four famous mountains?"

Shen Changle counted and said: "I went to Mount Tai'an for you."

Hou Zhen said: "Ah yes, for me."

"I've been to Mount Wutai for you."

"for me."

"I've been to Mount Jiuhua for you."

"for me."

"I went to Huaguo Mountain for you." Shen Changle said with a smirk.

"For me... huh??? This is for a monkey???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Your surname is Hou, what if the Monkey King is useful, and finally went to Miaofeng Mountain in the west of Beijing for you. The temple gate will be opened on April 28. Your mother will go up the mountain to beg the old lady to give her favor and give her a child! "

Hou Zhen said: "Oh, there is this. In the past, people paid attention to it."

Shen Changle said: "This thing is actually a superstition of the old people. You need to get a red string to tie the doll. If you tie it and bring it home, it means that you are going to have a child soon."

"After all, there was no infertility hospital before, so there is no need to criticize it. It is just a custom of making a wish."

"Yes, it's not necessary." Hou Zhen nodded in agreement.

Shen Changle said: "Your mother is also eager to have a child. She wants to burn a stick of incense. She went to Miaofeng Mountain this morning, and your father ordered people to close the mountain and prohibit roads. Only your mother is allowed to go up by herself. You are up to you." Dad is such a power, who can do this for ordinary people?"

"That's true." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Your father came out one step ahead of time, and shouted towards the mountain road: "Everybody out of the way, I want to cleanse myself!" ! ! "

"Go!!! The Forbidden Mountain is not a cleansing body, this is really cleansing the body, even the Jade Emperor who worships has no children anywhere!!!" Hou Zhen complained.

Shen Changle said: "It's not easy for your mother, she knelt and kowtowed, and she went up Miaofeng Mountain step by step with blood and tears."

Hou Zhen said: "Oh, it's really not easy."

Shen Changle said: "After going up to the mountain, your mother prayed while burning incense."

Hou Zhen asked, "How did you pray???"

Shen Changle clasped his hands together, and said in a pious prayer: "The old lady is on the top, and the little woman Yemenji is on the bottom..."

"Go!!! Your mother is a pheasant!!!" Hou Zhen raged.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience burst into laughter and applauded instantly.

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, whoever is here, please reward us with a son and a half daughter! I will rebuild the temple for you in the new year, and then build a golden body. After praying, I kowtowed three more heads, ding ding ding~"

"Why is this kowtowing so loud?" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle explained: "There is a monk next to you to take care of your mother and play the chime. This is called "Yongqing Shengping". In the future, a child will be born safely."

Hou Zhen said: "Oh, then this monk has to stay."

Shen Changle said: "Then your mother took out a red-headed rope, and it's time to tie the doll."

Hou Zhen said: "Then what kind of fastening method is this?"

Shen Changle squeezed the rope with his hands, pointed there lightly and said: "Hey, there is a doll in this old lady's arms."

Hou Zhen said: "That's good, let's tie it up."

Shen Changle said: "Your mother doesn't dare to tie it, this is the real dragon emperor, can you dare?"

"Oh, that's not allowed." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle continued: "The ones above don't dare to tie it up."

"What's the matter?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "I'm afraid you will be mischievous. It's too dangerous to climb up and down ladders when you grow up."

"In the end, after looking around, your mother found eight villains under an offering table, and one of them was you."

"What about the other seven?" Hou Zhen asked curiously.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Gourd baby!"

"There are seven gourd babies, so I am that grandfather???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "No, you are that snake spirit."

Hou Zhen said: "Hey! Then I am a natural internet celebrity."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience chuckled.

Shen Changle said: "Your mother tied the red rope to you, and your mother's belly will be big when you go back. Hey, just say that this old monk is very clever."

Hou Zhen said: "What do you call this? Is that the spirit of the old lady?"

Shen Changle said with emotion: "Yes, yes, since she was pregnant with you, your mother has not been easy. She dare not go to high places."

Hou Zhen said, "What's wrong?"

"I'm afraid you'll stretch it."

"I dare not pick up money on the ground."

"What's the matter?"

"I'm afraid you'll be hiding."

Shen Changle said: "Even farts, you have to save half and put the other half away."

Hou Zhen asked, "What is this for?"

Shen Changle smirked and said, "I'm afraid I'll blow you away."

Hou Zhen said: "I can't!"

　3/3 end of chaining the doll during the day

　　
　
(End of this chapter)