Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 345 Play
Hou Zhen was stunned in the background and quickly reminded: "My father learns martial arts! The last bottom-the first scooper!!!"

Shen Changle nodded to express understanding, and hurried to the stage. The host here has finished reporting for the show, so there is no reason to be still in the background.

"Good good good good!!!"

"Male god!!!"

As soon as the audience in the auditorium heard the names of Shen Changle and Hou Zhen, the applause resounded throughout the theater before they could even come out.

Shen Changle went to the stage and adjusted the microphone lightly. While recalling the past, he received all kinds of gifts and interacted with the audience:
"Everyone, hey, this is such a bunch of gifts. To be honest, I am really grateful. You came all the way and spent a lot of money to support us, and then you want to give us all kinds of gifts. It’s really unrewarding.”

Hou Zhen said: "Yes, thank you everyone."

Shen Changle put her hands in her hands and said embarrassedly: "Actually, I really urge everyone to try not to give gifts in the future. You don't know what I like, and I can't hold this flower. It's better... just give cash directly. I'll go out and buy it myself..."

Hou Zhen rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "Good guy, what you said is over!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience booed and laughed.

Shen Changle said: "Let's just make a joke, let's make fun of the boredom, and make friends with the audience. There is no way we can't compare with the mainstream cross talk artists in the system."

Hou Zhen smirked and said, "Yes?"

Shen Changle said with an innocent face: "There's nothing wrong with it. We have a very accurate positioning of ourselves as ordinary folk artists. It's good to rely on our abilities to make money and make enough money for our own living."

"Yes." Hou Zhen agreed.

Shen Changle said: "In fact, everyone, don't look at our glamorous performances on stage. In fact, we are the same as everyone else. We buy soy milk, fried dough sticks, porridge and steamed buns for breakfast when we go out. We don't eat directly with a pot of Buddha jumping over the wall. "

Hou Zhen said: "That is, they are all ordinary people."

Shen Changle said: "It's not that when cross talk actors stand on the stage, this group of people must do what they want. Bang Bang Bang is here to educate people. As a teacher, he must move the audience to tears and urge them to cry." Urinated."

"Urgent peeing???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Then what should I say?"

Hou Zhen said: "That must be a tearjerker."

Shen Changle said: "It's tear-jerking, why do you think it's necessary? Now the society is under so much pressure, and everyone is tired after work. When it's time to relax, when you turn on the cross talk, you still have to listen to your lectures. You say it makes people feel alive." Don't let people live?"

Hou Zhen nodded and said, "This is the truth."

Shen Changle said: "Really, I think this good attitude is the most important thing. Life is easy, work is easy, and life is not easy. I am really deeply moved by this."

"Oh? What are you feeling?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "From ancient times to the present, you don't care whether it is Qin Shihuang, Genghis Khan or Tang Taizong, the founder of the country, many, many, who is not a high-ranking person? In the end, it is nothing more than that wisp of smoke

Hou Zhenping said: "Sooner or later you will die."

Shen Changle said: "There are tens of thousands of buildings in Ande, but you only sleep seven feet; you take advantage of the tens of millions of gold and silver, and when you die, you hold empty fists with both hands;
Hou Zhen said: "Yes, that's right."

Shen Changle said: "You have thousands of pieces of clothes, but I haven't seen you wear them every day; when you were alive, you fought for fame and fortune, but when you die, you are just a handful of ashes in the box; so there is one mentality in life, one is This healthy body, this is more important than anything else."

Hou Zhen said: "Yes, that's correct."

"Good good good good!!!"

"well said!!!"

The audience applauded loudly and continued to applaud enthusiastically. Obviously, everyone was really touched by these words.

Shen Changle said: Don't compete for fame and wealth, try to live a comfortable life, if you have nothing to do, for example, go to exercise, which is actually very good. "

Hou Zhen said: "Practice."

Shen Changle: "Yes, the most important thing is that fitness can help you develop self-discipline and healthy habits. In this regard, Mr. Hou is very worthy of our study."

Teacher Hou said: "Yes, I am quite self-disciplined."

Shen Changle said: "Really, this habit of his, including his daily life, three words, quick! Quick! Quick!"

"Quick??? Didn't you hear it from someone???" Hou Zhen said with a slightly delicate expression.

Shen Changle said with an innocent face: "Sister-in-law, you said you slept very fast!!!"

"Oh! Sleeping???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience's thoughts followed Hou Zhen's in an instant, and they booed loudly one by one.

Shen Changle spread his hands innocently and said, "Then he must be sleeping! What do you think???"

Hou Zhen said in embarrassment: "Hi! Sleep, I... I thought it was sleep too."

Shen Changle said meaningfully: "Oh~~~sleep, did I accidentally expose something to Mr. Hou???"

"Go!!! You talk about what happened to you just now. It's a quick sleep, so what else?" Hou Zhen changed the subject with a face full of pain.

Shen Changle said: "Sleep fast, eat fast, and relieve yourself quickly!"

Hou Zhen waved his hand and said, "Hi! What's showing your face?"

Shen Changle said: "Everyone, don't take it lightly, these three quick things are actually the most useful."

"Oh? Why do you say that?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "Eat fast! Regardless of meat or vegetable, don't be picky about eaters, just eat as soon as you bring it. The nutrition is balanced, which is very beneficial to the body."

Hou Zhen said: Well, it is true. "

Shen Changle said: Sleep fast!When I lie down, I have nothing on my mind. I am in a happy mood, and my energy is particularly good all day long. "

Hou Zhen nodded and agreed, "Yes, I don't want those messy things."

Shen Changle: "Third, relieve yourself!"

Hou Zhen wondered: "Is this also a good thing?"

Shen Changle said: "Of course, although the words are dirty, the truth is true. Excretion! The human body has a fast metabolic cycle, and detoxification. At least this is a very good guarantee for your body."

Hou Zhen said, "Yes, it makes sense."

Shen Changle said: "There is time, there is a fixed time, I didn't talk about constipation, I can't get rid of it, and I don't have diarrhea."

Hou Zhen said: "Yes!"

Shen Changle said: "Teacher Hou, at eight o'clock in the morning, defecate on time, every day."

Hou Zhen said: "That's right, I have rules."

Shen Changle changed the tone: "Wake up at nine o'clock in the morning."

"I'm at nine o'clock... Good guy! I'm all on the bed???"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience burst into laughter.

(End of this chapter)