Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 347 I'm digging my own bottom

Shen Changle went on stage and chatted for a long time, and basically remembered the rest of the work, so he went straight to the work without delay:
"Especially the best one, the knife your father used."

Hou Zhen asked, "Oh, what kind of knife is he good at?"

Shen Changle said: "That's too many! Single sword, plain sword, ghost head sword, long handle and short blade sword, fish scale purple gold sword, Qinglong Yanyue sword, Bengtonghu knife, waist sword, drop sword, donkey ear sword, bent sword, halberd Knife, Meijian Sword, Yulin Broadsword, Execution Sword, Black Flag Broadsword, Shantou Sword, Tooth Handle Waist Sword, Eel Head Sword, Kira Ring Handle Sword, Lion Ring Long Sword, Dragon Ring Handle Sword, Dragon Sparrow Big Ring Sword, all Practiced!!!"

Hou Zhen said: "That's a real skill!"

Shen Changle said: "Especially the one your father used the most. It has a wide tip and a thin back. It can't see blood when you kill someone. It's purple and blue, with a thousand rays of light. It's ivory chopsticks sticking jelly. Trembling, trembling, this knife—a pad-shaving knife and eye-gouging knife!!!”

Hou Zhen was surprised and said: "Hey! The name sounds amazing."

Shen Changle said: "Don't just look at the knife as big as a slap, but it's too powerful. It integrates the three most powerful schools in the world."

"Oh???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle counted them one by one: the imperial capital, Lu province, and Yangzhou. "

Hou Zhen raised his thumb and said triumphantly, "Listen to how powerful this is."

Shen Changle said: "There is another nice name for this set of saber techniques, it is called Carving Flowers on Meat."

Hou Zhen said: "Hey! This name."

Shen Changle said: "This set of knife techniques and acupuncture and massage are called the three major techniques. The biggest feature is that it does not hurt the skin. When you go to the ground, you can walk like flying."

Hou Zhen suddenly understood: "Oh? A pedicure? I said this is called a pad-shaving knife and an eye-gouging knife. I just now understand."

Shen Changle said: "Martial arts masters, they raise their feet when they see your father, your father, tap-tap-tat-tat--it's done!!!"

Hou Zhen said: "Oh, this also has corns."

Shen Changle said: "No matter how high the status is or how powerful the martial arts is, after being beaten by your father, you have to be very polite and give ten yuan to your father."

"That's nonsense! You don't have to pay for pedicures???" Hou Zhen complained.

Shen Changle said: "It's amazing! The old man is powerful in the Tsinghua Pool area of ​​Nancheng, and everyone knows it."

Hou Zhen said: "Oh, it's still in the bathhouse!"

Shen Changle said: "There is such a good thing in the rivers and lakes, they gave your father a nickname, the number one swordsman in the Dragon Kingdom!!!"

Hou Zhen said, "Let's forget about such a good name."

Shen Changle said with a smirk: "Your father has mastered this sword, but he is not satisfied. Next, your father will use the sword!"

Hou Zhen said: "...Why is it so awkward, this word...playing...that's called practicing swords!!!"

Shen Changle said: "Yes! Practicing and playing cheap, there is only this precious sword, the three-foot sword, and there is a handle, and the tassel is thrown behind it. It's called Junzijian, and Li Bai, the poet fairy, is known to everyone, but he is actually a master swordsman."

Hou Zhen said: "Oh... this is a long experience."

Shen Changle said: "There are also two types of swords: civil and military. The one with tassels is the Wen sword, which can be worn by scholars as well. It is for decoration. The military sword does not have tassels."

Hou Zhen said, "Yes."

Shen Changle said: "This sword is not easy to come by, there are many people who know it, but there are too few real masters. It just so happened that your father met such a one, Ximen Chuudeng, the younger brother of Ximen Chuuxue, and his swordsmanship is superb."

"Blowing out the lamp and pulling out the wax... It's hard to live." Hou Zhen complained.

Shen Changle said: "You and this Master Ximen Blowing the Lamp are just learning to play tricks. One day, a wave of revenge seekers suddenly come up, and they will directly challenge your master."

Hou Zhen said: "Yo, what should we do then?"

Shen Changle said: "The leader on the opposite side is very powerful. People in the Jianghu gave him the nickname vampire, regardless of whether it is a weapon or a human being. At that time, he could suck blood when he bit it."

"My God!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Finally, after multiple diagnosis and treatment, it was found that this person actually has very serious gingivitis."

"Oh, have you sucked your own blood for a long time?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Your master didn't panic at all, just took out a sword from here, this sword is very powerful, it is called the Five Poison Sword, it will kill you if you touch it, and you will die if you touch it." Using the fan as a sword, I put it on my lips and licked it...

"Touch to die...then what are you licking???" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "It's a pity that Ximen Chuandeng died under his own poisonous sword. There is no way your father escaped by chance, so he decided to continue looking for a master."

Hou Zhen said: "I'll just say that this guy blows out the lamps and waxes in the morning and evening."

"You have to know that these people live in seclusion in the deep mountains and old forests. Generally, they don't care too much about worldly affairs. However, as the saying goes, it took a long time to find out the golden horse with your mouth. Your father really asked these two people from the world. A foreigner came and lived in seclusion in the imperial capital Daxing Rabbit Breeding Base."

"Hi! Why is this hiding in such a place? It's a rabbit's nest!!!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Two masters - one is the great priest Wang Lama of the Shaolin Temple Office in Wudang Mountain. "

"What is this mess, what the hell is he doing???" Hou Zhendan said in pain.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience was overjoyed and applauded.

Shen Changle said: "There is also this one, the martial arts wonder who came back from Ah San

Hou Zhen curiously said: "His name is..."

"The little curry is yellow and not spicy!!!" Shen Changle said.

Hou Zhen said: "Hey! This name sounds so crisp!"

Shen Changle said: "Your father went looking for it on his bicycle. When he went over, he saw that the two teachers were resting and taking a nap."

"Oh, sleep." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The two teachers are lying on the bed, with carrots on their pillows, covered with cabbage, and hugging a corn cob."

Hou Zhen said speechlessly: "Aren't these two rabbit spirits? I said why did this hide the wild rabbit breeding base!"

Shen Changle said: "What are you talking about! My teacher is not slovenly."

Hou Zhen said: "Oh, this is called being unkempt."

Shen Changle said: "Your father came over and lifted his clothes and fell to his knees, Kou Zun Master, please accept me as an apprentice!"

"The two masters saw your father's sincerity towards martial arts, so they agreed, and they didn't hide anything from teaching your father a martial art called Tight Back and Lower Head Crossbow.

Hou Zhen said, "What do you mean?"

Shen Changle said: "It's just a big gourd, which is filled with various hidden weapons. When you use it, hold it in your hand. Once you pat the gourd and read the formula, thousands of arrows will be fired at once. It's extremely powerful."

"Every morning, your father stands in the yard, hugging the gourd, singing: Ding Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Gourd Baby."

"Gourd baby?" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle said: "Well, time flies and time travels. Originally, the three masters and apprentices have a good relationship. Who knows that one day, the two masters had a whim and wanted to compare their cooking skills. After discussing and discussing, the two decided to hold their breath. .”

"Hold your breath?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The two brought two buckets of water, come on, let's stick our heads in, and the two of them stuck their heads in together. To put it simply, they held their breath for an entire hour!!!"

Hou Zhen said: "Hey! That's a real skill, so who wins in the end?"

"It's a tie... Both of them are dead." Shen Changle said.

"Good guy? Didn't the relationship drown for an hour?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Your father is so sad. After burying the two masters, he went down the mountain. Your father brought this big gourd to see things and think about people."

"After thinking about it, I just cut the gourd. I don't want the whole one, but I keep half of it. I carry this half-cut gourd on my back, and continue to roam the rivers and lakes. I will be nicknamed the No. [-] gourd in the Dragon Kingdom!"

It stands to reason that the work here is designed according to Shen Changle, from wandering in the rivers and lakes directly to the cold and heat, and finally fighting with people. , Hou Zhen told himself the bottom line, and just slurred it out...

The audience laughed and continued to applaud, as if they didn't know what the problem was. "

Hou Zhen on the stage was stunned—Shen Changle, bald, told the truth in advance!The most important thing is that he thought that he was only halfway through the performance, and he didn't react at all, and he didn't connect at all. What the hell is going on now? ? ?How does this shit end? ? ?Hou Zhen's mind completely froze.

Shen Changle choked speechlessly, wishing she could slap herself, what the fuck is this called? ? ?I dig my own bottom? ? ?Just play? ? ?
(End of this chapter)