Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 376 "Bai Xiaoping Visits the Grave"

Shen Changle's words are not scary. The slogan he said is exactly the same as the advertisement. How can anyone really complete it.

Little do they know that the braised beef noodles in the TV commercial, the beef on the packaging bag is so big, in fact, the diced meat in the noodle soaked in the end, if you don’t have a good look, you may have been eaten into your stomach before you see it went.

Little did they know that the rats and rats that were advertised on TV would die. They bought them and fed them until their bellies were full, but there was no reaction yet.

In such an era where false advertisements are rampant and cowhide slogans are all over the sky, if you promise [-]% as long as you are willing to sell [-]% of your strength, you are already very conscientious. A person or company looking for a reason.

Lang Heyan's mouth was sore, and he reluctantly asked: "It's not Chang Le, have you really thought about it? If you only count as a continuous performance, then starting from your last cross talk performance, maybe you have to It takes more than four hours to return to more than 20 games, isn't this too hard?"

Shen Changle smiled and said: "It's not a big problem, just in case, I actually prepared a 51-stage encore, oh yes, and an encore with Brother Jing, a total of [-] stages."

Zhang Helun said: "Pervert!"

Lang Heyan complained, "Beast!"

Zhang Helun was a little curious: "Didn't Brother Changle agree? He is usually so lazy, why is he willing to die with you this time?"

Shen Changle said with some pride: "It's not easy, 80.00% of Hou Ge's fan base and I are girls. Although Hou Ge has never chatted with everyone, he is quite boring and often sneaks Follow the Weibo of female fans, open Moments and occasionally find female fans with good figure or good looks, and even show off to me, saying that he is still very attractive or something.

If Brother Hou is not willing, then I have no choice but to report these group chats to Mrs. Hou, and then I will directly kill Hou. "

"Beast!" Zhang Helun hugged himself secretly, looking at Shen Changle who was like a sunny boy, there was a hint of fear in his eyes.

Lang Heyan said helplessly: "Why do I suddenly feel a little pitiful to Brother Hou?"

Shen Changle said with a smile on his face: "It's okay, it's okay, once you succeed, Brother Hou won't die in vain!!!"

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Here, Shen Changle and Zhang Helun were chatting casually. After a while, the third cross talk was over. Shen Changle could hear the bustling laughter outside from a long distance, and knew that the fourth show was about to begin.

There is no need for the host Qin Xiaoxian to remind, Shen Changle walked to the stage on his own, today's fourth show is Shen Changle's stand-up comedy again!
"Good good good good!!!"

"Shen Changle, I want to give birth to you!"

"Male god!!!"

"Shen Changle, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!!!"

As soon as Shen Changle came on stage, she lightly adjusted the microphone and said with a smile: "Just now a female fan said that it's okay to give birth to me, let's talk privately, what does it mean that a big brother asked me to give birth to a monkey? You should go to give birth to a monkey." Look for Hou Zhen, he was born from Monkey Mountain."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Shen Changle, I want to give birth to monkeys for you too!!!" Some audience shouted.

Shen Changle smiled with her hands in her hands: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, everyone has an ID card, you are just talking about it, and what if one day I take it seriously."

The audience chuckled and booed.

Shen Changle said: "Everyone may have noticed that Hou Zhen, who often stands next to me, did not come up this time, because this time I will tell you a stand-up comic."

"it is good!!!"

"it is good!!!"

The audience in the audience followed suit and applauded. Only a small part of the audience seemed to have a trace of doubt in their eyes.

Shen Changle seemed to know that some people in the audience would be puzzled, and explained: "This cross talk, according to the number of people, there are actually three types. The most common one is double-person cross talk, and there is one-person stand-up cross talk. For example, if you don't know about it Well, Mr. Liu Baorui, the king of stand-up, basically specializes in stand-up, such as the most classic "Teasing You" by Jindu Maye in his later years."

There are also group crosstalks with three or more people, such as "Five Senses Fighting for Merit", there are three people, five people, and many people anyway. "

The audience in the audience was stunned for a while.

Shen Changle smiled slightly: "Okay, after the brief introduction, let's talk less nonsense and listen to the show more.

The stand-up comedy I brought to you this time is a novella adapted and compiled by my godfather Guo Taoer. At the very beginning, I heard this passage from my brother Yu Siyang’s children’s night story meeting. I understand it. Probably, the godfather Guo Taoer didn't fully teach me until some time ago. The name of this story is "Bai Xiaoping Goes to the Grave". "

"The sky is the roof, the ground is the blanket, and the sun, moon and stars accompany me to sleep."

"Who casts a net of fame and fortune, wealth and poverty are extraordinary."

"There are also horses and sedan chairs, and there are also carts with loads."

"It's a blessing to ride a horse and sit in a sedan chair, but it's natural to push a cart to bear your life."

"A foolish man is carried on his back by a fine horse, and a beautiful woman often sleeps with a foolish husband."

"Standing in front of the gate of an eighty-year-old man, a three-year-old urchin is dyed in Huangquan."

"It's not that the heavens don't open their eyes, good and evil come to an end... the cycle of retribution is bang!!!" After Shen Changle finished a few opening poems, Xingmu patted the table lightly, making a crisp sound, and the whole theater fell into silence.

Shen Changle nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile: "First of all, I have to talk to the audience friends about the background of this story, not now, in [-], the place is not far from our place, the boundary of Jinling, he is a real thing."

"The protagonist of the story is surnamed Bai, named Bai Xiaoping, and worked as a local reporter. At that time, the entertainment industry was not as developed as it is now. At that time, the job of a reporter was not particularly good. It can only be said to make ends meet, and because he collected some News gossip, it can be said that many people are more disgusted."

"Then why did Bai Xiaoping do such an errand? Poor! His family used to be quite rich, but it is a pity that the family has fallen into poverty. Fortunately, he has gone to school and read books before. He has a good pen, and he can speak well and write something. , so in the end he was left as a reporter at the newspaper."

"But to be honest, this reporter, Bai Xiaoping, didn't do a very good job. Why? He has a good heart. He doesn't like to edit some local pornographic news and hearsay scandals, but there is no way for the newspaper to make more money at that time. "

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Zhang Helun and Lang Heyan listened quietly behind the curtain at the entrance, and nodded involuntarily, saying, "I feel like Shen Changle's single-speaking skills have improved again after the last time."

"Did you not go to the commercial performance in Qingcheng City last time? How did you know?" Lang Heyan wondered.

Zhang Helun sighed and said: "I watched the video broadcast! I just want to learn from him seriously, how can I speak so well in single mouth."

　Both chapters have been added, Chapter 1 is yesterday's chapter, today's Chapter 2 will continue to be issued in the evening
　　
　
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