Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 384 The cold rain on the face......

Hou Zhen on the stage asked with pure doubts on his face: "Spitting out lotus flowers? Why does this sound familiar?"

Shen Changle said: "As soon as you spit out the lotus flower, there will be a Kurosawa Bingbing made of water coming out of the water lotus flower. You said that once this stunt is performed, this Kurosawa Bingbing will get wet in no time... Oops This is how I fell in love with you at first sight..."

"Hey hey hey!!! Wait a minute, this is a live broadcast, what are you talking about when you are underage? What is wet???" Hou Zhen hurriedly stopped Shen Changle.

Hao Jing also echoed his righteous words: "Yes, yes, what you said is too vulgar!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience booed loudly, and everyone was an old driver who knew it in seconds.

Shen Changle said with an innocent face: "It's not what you guys said, you spit out lotus flowers, the lotus bloomed like this, it turned into Kurosawa Bingbing, and finally turned into water, and some of the water was poured on this Kurosawa Bingbing I got wet on my clothes, what's the problem with this... why do you think it's wet?"

Hao Jing: "..."

Hou Zhen: "..."

"Which, whoop, whoop..." The booing of the audience became louder in an instant.

"Hi, um... I thought it was because my hair was wet." Hao Jing said with some embarrassment.

Hou Zhen: "Hi...... I also thought it must be because my head was wet. It's okay, Brother Shen, you continue to talk."

Shen Changle said: "Afterwards, I fell in love with you at first sight, and I just dragged you upstairs."

"And then?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "Then I entered a private house..."

"Then what???" Hou Zhen's eyes became brighter.

Shen Changle said: "Then there is a bed in the house... There are quilts and so on. Anyway, the sky is getting dark, and the dog stopped barking... You should study for yourself!"

Hou Zhen said excitedly: "Oh, this is great, it's absolutely no problem to spit out lotus flowers at the mouth!!! Let alone spit out lotus flowers, it's fine to spit out ivory!"

Shen Changle said with a smile: "That's no problem, next time when our brother Jing plays this "War Dog", I will definitely let you spit ivory!"

Hou Zhen said: "No problem, no problem, then let's make a deal, right! Hey, I'm going to have a showdown with Taoer now, and from now on I will leave Deyun Club, make a lot of money, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life! "

Hao Jing hurriedly stopped Hou Zhen and said: "Don't be busy, it's not so easy to learn to talk about lotus flowers, I have to talk to you about the play, you have to practice this unique skill well before I can trust you with this role. "

Hou Zhen happily said: "Come on, teach me how to practice!"

Hao Jing said: "Then you find me a gong first."

Hou Zhen said: "It's not... What is this mouth talking about lotus flowers?"

Hao Jing said: "No, I'm a director, and I'm not a god. If this person wants to create such a big scene, I have to ask the gods to help me, so I use a gong to buckle them."

"Okay, I get it. I'll go find you a gong. There's a person coming out of the backstage. Who has a gong in his pocket when he goes out? Check your pockets. In case you have a gong, take out the gong and lend it to us. "Hou Zhen greeted the backstage.

Shen Changle hurriedly stopped her and said, "Woooooo! Go back to the mountain, the monkey is back to the mountain."

"What's the matter, aren't you looking for a gong?" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle helped to explain: "Who goes out with a gong? Let's find a substitute. I don't think it's possible... just use your head with a big butt."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience applauded and booed.

"My good man, let me not talk about you talking about my big ass and face. First of all, let me popularize a piece of knowledge for you. The one that grows on the neck is called the head. Cut it off and carry it. It is called the head. " Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "Oh yes! It still has to be cut off, Brother Jing, why don't you come here?"

"Come, come! Don't say I like this job quite a bit, come and stretch your neck!" Hao Jing rolled up his sleeves and followed suit.

Hou Zhen waved his hand and said, "Don't! What are you cutting? I'll borrow you two so I can use it."

Hao Jing gave a thumbs up and said, "It's a great way to be generous, which Chang Le, are we still missing a gong and hammer?"

Shen Changle slapped his forehead and said: "Yes, yes, yes! But I really didn't bring the gong and hammer, how about I remember there is an ax for chopping trees in the background, let's replace it? Teacher Hou, let's endure the pain for a while! "

"Hey, don't do it, is it reasonable to hit it with an axe? Isn't my head really a head?" Hou Zhen hurriedly stopped.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience off the stage laughed loudly, leaning forward and back together with joy.

Haojing and Shen Changle's cooperation was perfect, and he spread his hands and said, "Then what should I do, you can't play a lotus flower without hammers, I can only change your role."

"Don't! This... this fan! Look at the crackling sound, isn't it just a gong and hammer!" Hou Zhen picked up the fan and slammed it on his forehead in a flash of inspiration.

Hao Jing repeatedly waved his hands and said: "No, no, I will perform this mouth-spitting lotus flower instead of you. You are a gong, how can you beat the gong by yourself? Let Shen Changle also ask God to beat the gong, and you are the gong! We both hate you! "

Shen Changle said: "And you can't do papa, you have to be bang bang, you have to cooperate with your mouth to learn this bang bang."

"Okay!" Hou Zhen nodded.

Hao Jing said: "The other thing is that after this invitation to God, Shen Changle and I are no longer ourselves, we are the incarnation of God, and in the end you have to respectfully call us Grandpa, Second Grandpa, you're so angry!"

"Okay, okay, for 2000 million, for Kurosawa Bingbing, come!" Hou Zhen gritted his teeth and looked desperate.

Hao Jing said: "Then let's start formally, my side please God, Shen Changle beat the gong to cooperate tacitly."

Shen Changle held the fan and said leisurely: "Come on, I'm sure I'm ready."

Hao Jing said loudly: "Come on, please shake the world!"

Shen Changle hit Hou Zhen directly on the head with a solid blow.

Hou Zhen hurriedly said: "Kuang Kuang!"

Hao Jing said: "Second, please be alarmed!"

Hou Zhen: "Kang Bang!"

Hao Jing said: "Third invitation to Taoist Mao!"

Hou Zhen: "Kang Bang!"

"........."

Hao Jing said: "Seven invites Zhu Bajie!"

Hou Zhen: "Kang Bang!"

Hao Jing said: "Eight please Monkey King!"

Hou Zhen: "Kang Bang!"

Hao Jing said: "Nine please ***!"

Hou Zhen said: "Kuang Kuang!"

Haojing said: "Ten please Kurosawa Bingbing ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Shen Changle knocked quickly on this side, while Hou Zhen yelled loudly on his side.

Shen Changle and Hao Jing drank a big sip of water together, puffed their cheeks and made a gesture with their eyes.

Hou Zhen gritted his teeth and hesitated for a while and said in a loud voice, "Grandpa, Second Grandpa, you two are really crazy!"

Shen Changle and Hao Jing: "Pfft!!!"

Two mouthfuls of water were sprinkled profusely, which directly turned into water mist...

It's like Liu Tianwang's song: "Wen Wen's saliva is slapped randomly on the face~ warm tears and saliva are mixed together~"

(End of this chapter)