Chapter 398
"How about Erha Erha's jade token??? Is it very good???"
"Erha, where is this jade???"
"Erha, Erha, is this ingot and jade piece good? You must like it, right? Get rich!!!"
Shen Changle frowned and looked at the ingot in his hand and fell into deep thought for a long time. He really didn't know why Gu Yunduo was so interested in this jade all of a sudden.
Although according to the saying on the Internet, if a girlfriend asks if you are good, it means to buy it directly, but... the premise is that this thing is really good.
And now Gu Yunduo is excitedly asking about this ingot...
"Yunduo asks you a question. As a handle, what meaning does this ingot generally represent?"
"Fortune and treasure, the wealth is abundant!" Gu Yunduo replied sweetly without any hesitation.
After all, except for the 5000-year-old blessings in the Dragon Kingdom that use Gong Xi Fa Cai, the translations of general blessings in other places are basically hello, me, hello, everyone.
Therefore, as the Dragon Kingdom, which regards wealth as extremely important, Yuanbao can be said to be a huge theme no matter where it is. Even the dumplings that everyone eats during the Chinese New Year are in the shape of Yuanbao. Naturally, Gu Yunduo will not answer not come up.
Shen Changle nodded and said: "That's right, this ingot means money, but the handle of this ingot says that all four things are empty, what do you think... what do these two together mean???"
"Hmm......the Big Four...have no money???" Congratulations, your smart brain has finally taken over the high ground again, do you think this piece of jade is okay now?Shen Changle nodded in relief.
Gu Yunduo stuck out her tongue in embarrassment, then turned to look at the other jade pendants:
"Two ha, two ha! The male wears Guanyin and the female wears Buddha. What do you think of this Guanyin? Look, there is water next to this Guanyin. This Guanyin can swim!!!"
The corner of Shen Changle's mouth twitched slightly and said, "Guanyin swims? Isn't this just that the mud bodhisattva can't protect himself when crossing the river..."
"What about this?" Gu Yunduo asked.
Shen Changle said: "Holding a bunch of grass in your hand, isn't that just holding grass? The jade carver 666 is also fine!"
"What about this? Is there any problem with this? A little emerald pig." Gu Yunduo still did not give up.
Shen Changle raised her eyebrows and said, "Jade pig? This pig is really good, not to mention the carving, it's cute and silly."
"I'm sorry for the handsome guy and the beautiful girl... I'm carving a Pixiu..."
Gu Yunduo: "..."
Shen Changle suddenly chuckled and said, "Dude, don't look at the joke, this is obviously a carved pig!"
"There are no handsome guys...... I really carved Pixiu." The owner of this small stall is a young man wearing thick myopia glasses. A series of wonderful jadeite carving handles and hand cards are the masterpieces of this great god.
Shen Changle obviously knows this too, but although it is said that a jade carver should not misremember his works, but he really would rather die than admit that this piece of jade is a bit like Peppa Pig , It turned out to be a Pixiu.
Shen Changle said helplessly: "It's impossible, don't you usually have copper coins for this brave, you emerald pig...... Fuck you really have copper coins!!! This is really a brave!!!"
Since ancient times, Pixiu has been endowed by the people of the Dragon Kingdom as a symbol of wealth because of the concept of only getting in and out, and copper coins are also a symbol of wealth, and the two are bound together.
The money in Pixiu’s mouth means wealth from all directions, stepping on it is a step up, and the one on the back is rich, which also means getting rich. In a word, since there are copper coins, there is a high probability that this jade handle is really a... ……brave troops.
Shen Changle stared at the fat, honest and lovely Pixiu in front of him, and said calmly after a long silence: "Really, this master...you didn't think about trying another skill. Do you want to try? Is the threshold for a jade carver lower than cross talk now?"
A small stall owner who was honored to become a jade carver because of the extremely low threshold smiled awkwardly and said: "Handsome guy, how about this? Although I am a carver who is not good enough, but my materials are good, I will give you How about a 200% discount on the purchase price? Take the [-] yuan!"
Shen Changle shook his head and said, "Let me see again."
The owner of the stall thought for a while and said unwillingly: "Handsome guy! I carved a few Guanyin with different themes last night, would you like to take a look again???"
Gu Yunduo's eyes lit up, she didn't know jade carving or anything, but she really thought the things carved by the stall owner were cute and fun, so she excitedly grabbed Shen Changle's arm and said coquettishly:
"Oh, let's take a look again. I think the boss must have a lot of interesting carving themes! Tell me which one you like, and I will give you a gift in return if you give me a jade token."
Shen Changle squinted at Gu Yunduo and complained helplessly: "It's not that I gave you a no-things card, and you gave me a gift in return. I have no money, a mud bodhisattva crossing the river, and I can't protect myself. Or is it a Pixiu with excess nutrition??? You Is it better to return the gift or to be afraid of what I will end up with?"
"No matter card? Why is my piece called No matter card?" Gu Yunduo automatically ignored the rest of the paragraph, absolutely old-fashioned and foolish.
Shen Changle lightly pointed to the jade plaque hanging around Gu Yunduo's neck and explained: "As you saw just now, this jade plaque has not undergone any additional carvings, it is just cut and polished into a jade plaque."
"No decoration means no decoration. The homonym means nothing, so it is called nothing."
Gu Yunduo clapped her hands and said: "This has a good meaning, boss, do you have a no-thing card here?"
"There is no nothing card, but I have a Guanyin Guanyin here, which is very good. I just carved it yesterday..." The owner of the stall shook his head, suddenly remembered something, and took out one from his trousers pocket. Guanyin with excess nutrition.
The most bizarre thing is that besides being fat, this Guanyin actually has a small belly, as if... pregnant?
"Forget it, boss. The due date of Guanyin should be coming soon. I think it's just this emerald pig... Pixiu. I suddenly feel that it is very compatible with me. I am my favorite and the most missing handle! Allow Do buy it!"
Shen Changle had already prepared it, and was a little curious about the boss's more exotic carvings. This idea just came up, and then he saw the boss's son Guanyin, and his thoughts changed instantly. He directly clicked on VX on his mobile phone, scanned the code, entered, Payment successful! ! !
Hmm... He didn't force it at all, it's really not because he was afraid of seeing more sculptures with exotic themes, completely doubted life, escaped into Buddhism and shaved his hair to become a nun... Ah, no monk, he really loves the little girl The nun has no ill intentions.
Complete the three chapters of yesterday, there are still three chapters for today
(End of this chapter)
"How about Erha Erha's jade token??? Is it very good???"
"Erha, where is this jade???"
"Erha, Erha, is this ingot and jade piece good? You must like it, right? Get rich!!!"
Shen Changle frowned and looked at the ingot in his hand and fell into deep thought for a long time. He really didn't know why Gu Yunduo was so interested in this jade all of a sudden.
Although according to the saying on the Internet, if a girlfriend asks if you are good, it means to buy it directly, but... the premise is that this thing is really good.
And now Gu Yunduo is excitedly asking about this ingot...
"Yunduo asks you a question. As a handle, what meaning does this ingot generally represent?"
"Fortune and treasure, the wealth is abundant!" Gu Yunduo replied sweetly without any hesitation.
After all, except for the 5000-year-old blessings in the Dragon Kingdom that use Gong Xi Fa Cai, the translations of general blessings in other places are basically hello, me, hello, everyone.
Therefore, as the Dragon Kingdom, which regards wealth as extremely important, Yuanbao can be said to be a huge theme no matter where it is. Even the dumplings that everyone eats during the Chinese New Year are in the shape of Yuanbao. Naturally, Gu Yunduo will not answer not come up.
Shen Changle nodded and said: "That's right, this ingot means money, but the handle of this ingot says that all four things are empty, what do you think... what do these two together mean???"
"Hmm......the Big Four...have no money???" Congratulations, your smart brain has finally taken over the high ground again, do you think this piece of jade is okay now?Shen Changle nodded in relief.
Gu Yunduo stuck out her tongue in embarrassment, then turned to look at the other jade pendants:
"Two ha, two ha! The male wears Guanyin and the female wears Buddha. What do you think of this Guanyin? Look, there is water next to this Guanyin. This Guanyin can swim!!!"
The corner of Shen Changle's mouth twitched slightly and said, "Guanyin swims? Isn't this just that the mud bodhisattva can't protect himself when crossing the river..."
"What about this?" Gu Yunduo asked.
Shen Changle said: "Holding a bunch of grass in your hand, isn't that just holding grass? The jade carver 666 is also fine!"
"What about this? Is there any problem with this? A little emerald pig." Gu Yunduo still did not give up.
Shen Changle raised her eyebrows and said, "Jade pig? This pig is really good, not to mention the carving, it's cute and silly."
"I'm sorry for the handsome guy and the beautiful girl... I'm carving a Pixiu..."
Gu Yunduo: "..."
Shen Changle suddenly chuckled and said, "Dude, don't look at the joke, this is obviously a carved pig!"
"There are no handsome guys...... I really carved Pixiu." The owner of this small stall is a young man wearing thick myopia glasses. A series of wonderful jadeite carving handles and hand cards are the masterpieces of this great god.
Shen Changle obviously knows this too, but although it is said that a jade carver should not misremember his works, but he really would rather die than admit that this piece of jade is a bit like Peppa Pig , It turned out to be a Pixiu.
Shen Changle said helplessly: "It's impossible, don't you usually have copper coins for this brave, you emerald pig...... Fuck you really have copper coins!!! This is really a brave!!!"
Since ancient times, Pixiu has been endowed by the people of the Dragon Kingdom as a symbol of wealth because of the concept of only getting in and out, and copper coins are also a symbol of wealth, and the two are bound together.
The money in Pixiu’s mouth means wealth from all directions, stepping on it is a step up, and the one on the back is rich, which also means getting rich. In a word, since there are copper coins, there is a high probability that this jade handle is really a... ……brave troops.
Shen Changle stared at the fat, honest and lovely Pixiu in front of him, and said calmly after a long silence: "Really, this master...you didn't think about trying another skill. Do you want to try? Is the threshold for a jade carver lower than cross talk now?"
A small stall owner who was honored to become a jade carver because of the extremely low threshold smiled awkwardly and said: "Handsome guy, how about this? Although I am a carver who is not good enough, but my materials are good, I will give you How about a 200% discount on the purchase price? Take the [-] yuan!"
Shen Changle shook his head and said, "Let me see again."
The owner of the stall thought for a while and said unwillingly: "Handsome guy! I carved a few Guanyin with different themes last night, would you like to take a look again???"
Gu Yunduo's eyes lit up, she didn't know jade carving or anything, but she really thought the things carved by the stall owner were cute and fun, so she excitedly grabbed Shen Changle's arm and said coquettishly:
"Oh, let's take a look again. I think the boss must have a lot of interesting carving themes! Tell me which one you like, and I will give you a gift in return if you give me a jade token."
Shen Changle squinted at Gu Yunduo and complained helplessly: "It's not that I gave you a no-things card, and you gave me a gift in return. I have no money, a mud bodhisattva crossing the river, and I can't protect myself. Or is it a Pixiu with excess nutrition??? You Is it better to return the gift or to be afraid of what I will end up with?"
"No matter card? Why is my piece called No matter card?" Gu Yunduo automatically ignored the rest of the paragraph, absolutely old-fashioned and foolish.
Shen Changle lightly pointed to the jade plaque hanging around Gu Yunduo's neck and explained: "As you saw just now, this jade plaque has not undergone any additional carvings, it is just cut and polished into a jade plaque."
"No decoration means no decoration. The homonym means nothing, so it is called nothing."
Gu Yunduo clapped her hands and said: "This has a good meaning, boss, do you have a no-thing card here?"
"There is no nothing card, but I have a Guanyin Guanyin here, which is very good. I just carved it yesterday..." The owner of the stall shook his head, suddenly remembered something, and took out one from his trousers pocket. Guanyin with excess nutrition.
The most bizarre thing is that besides being fat, this Guanyin actually has a small belly, as if... pregnant?
"Forget it, boss. The due date of Guanyin should be coming soon. I think it's just this emerald pig... Pixiu. I suddenly feel that it is very compatible with me. I am my favorite and the most missing handle! Allow Do buy it!"
Shen Changle had already prepared it, and was a little curious about the boss's more exotic carvings. This idea just came up, and then he saw the boss's son Guanyin, and his thoughts changed instantly. He directly clicked on VX on his mobile phone, scanned the code, entered, Payment successful! ! !
Hmm... He didn't force it at all, it's really not because he was afraid of seeing more sculptures with exotic themes, completely doubted life, escaped into Buddhism and shaved his hair to become a nun... Ah, no monk, he really loves the little girl The nun has no ill intentions.
Complete the three chapters of yesterday, there are still three chapters for today
(End of this chapter)
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