Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 40 Shen Changle's Ambition
Emperor Capital Zhang Yiyuan Tianqiao Tea House

The atmosphere inside the theater was still full, although outside the Internet was still full of discussions and various public opinions were flying everywhere.

Just like what the steel wires joked: "Eat a bite of Tang Monk's meat and you will live forever, and if you scold Guo Taoer, you will become popular." Under the leadership of Guo Taoer's class leader, Deyun Club has a lot of traffic in the cross talk circle, comedy circle and even the entertainment circle. The exposure rate crushed the top groups of all kinds of fresh meat.

Teacher Guo Taoer is different from when the Deyun Society was just started, when she was squeezed out and suppressed everywhere. As she grows older, Guo Taoer has gradually become more tactful and less aggressive People hurt people.

This undoubtedly made a bunch of unscrupulous paparazzi and unscrupulous media who made a lot of money by writing nonsense about Guo Degang's gossip, traitors, and scolding the mainstream.

No way, since Guo Taoer can't find any more news, the paparazzi can only focus on the apprentices under the Deyun Club, and there are a lot of booing, bad information, and rumors, which even angered a lot of people. The comedians of the Deyun Club personally went off to hate people.

Seeing Shen Changle, the recently popular little character of Deyun Club, causing such a big disturbance, is naturally like a hungry and crazy dog ​​seeing big flesh and blood.

Countless entertainment journalists held long guns and short cannon microphones, braving the gradually cooling cold wind, waiting for Shen Changle to appear at the entrance of the theater.

The crosstalk in the theater has come to an end. The new crosstalk prepared by Shen Changle and Hou Zhen is the first to be used as the opening, and this is the sixth performance of the crosstalk show "Qi Dagu"

Shen Changle: "There's no other way. Your father and mother's big drums can't be sung on the radio."

Hou Zhen: "Just these two people don't pay much at this level."

Shen Changle: "But your father and your mother are paying attention, isn't it because the city doesn't allow singing, let's go to the countryside to sing!"

Hou Zhen looked puzzled and said, "Go to the countryside to sing?"

"That's right, let's go, the old couple got up early in the morning and went straight to Daxing." Shen Changle pointed.

Hou Zhen: "Oh, Big X County in Beijing."

Shen Changle: "As soon as the two of them entered the village, an old lady came. I saw that the old couple had memorized a big drum and strings. What is this for?"

Hou Zhenping said: "Well, I have to ask."

Shen Changle said with a Henan accent: "That old lady, we are singing Beijing Dagushu."

Then he imitated the old lady's voice and said, "Hey, this is the one who sings Beijing Dagushu. This accent is more timid than mine."

The audience below burst out laughing, this dialogue actually has no burden at all in this cross talk.

And here lies the point of testing funnyness. How can I learn from the ignorance of two poor couples in Henan, who bought two broken musical instruments, insisted on singing the so-called Beijing drum with a broken gong voice, and the knife-mouthed tofu of the old lady who was talking on the side? Heart, and laughing points collided from the dialogue.

And with the training of Master Yu Qian, coupled with the excellent voice actor skills endowed by Shen Changle's system, it undoubtedly makes him very real and natural when distinguishing characters with voice, substituting the audience into the cross talk without a single bit of drama.

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Shen Changle continued: "After asking about the price, the old lady is very happy. There are treats all over the village. Seven aunts and eight aunts around the village have invited a whole house full of people."

Hou Zhen: "Oh, let's start singing?"

Shen Changle learned with a serious face: "Your father sat on the stool and played the strings, and it started."

"The drum next to your mother with a half leaking out is piapipiapia."

Hou Zhen said with disgust on his face, "It's really not old and pleasant to hear."

Shen Changle said with a smile on her face: "But the old lady likes it, she gave her a thumbs up and said, 'Mr. Hao is really working hard!"

Hou Zhen asked curiously: "How do you call it really hard work?"

Shen Changle: "Not good? The drums are all missing."

Hou Zhen looked disgusted: "Is that a knock-on? It was missed when I bought it."

Shen Changle: "That's when I started singing 'Monkey King vs. Pig Bajie~' The old lady picked Thumbs and asked Mr. Dao to listen to the book!"

Hou Zhen: "Oh? What do you say?"

Shen Changle imitated the old lady's tone and said: "Mr. Nice, this is straight to the point and no nonsense. Monkey King fights Pig Bajie. This is the part of Gao Laozhuang in "Journey to the West". I followed Tang Monk to the west to learn scriptures."

Hou Zhen said: "Hey, this old lady knows a lot."

Shen Changle said: "At this time, your father continued to sing 'Zhu Bajie Fights Monkey King~' The old lady heard it right!"

Hou Zhen: "Why are you right?"

Shen Changle said: "Hey, think about it, it's impossible for Sun Wukong to beat Zhu Bajie, this Zhu Bajie has to fight back, listen."

Hou Zhendao: "This old lady really likes it."

Shen Changle: "Sun Wukong fights Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie fights Sun Wukong. Monkey King fights Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie fights Sun Wukong. Monkey King..."

Hou Zhen interjected with a dumbfounded expression, "Just a few sentences?"

Shen Changle said proudly: "Just a few words, the old couple sang from 10:30 p.m. to [-]:[-] p.m., and all the people in the room left! Only the old lady was sitting on the chair with her shoulders hugging them and watching them. "

Shen Changle imitated the old lady and said: "Let's take a break, both of you."

Shen Changle imitated Hou Zhen's father and said in Henan dialect: "Old lady, we are not tired!"

Shen Changle said like the old lady: "I know you are not tired, I mean let the monkeys and pigs rest for a while, it has been a day."

The audience burst into laughter and applause.

Hou Zhen said: "Oh, that's right, Nei Liang is tired."

Shen Changle imitated the old lady and said, "You two are really brave enough to come here and sing Dagushu because you know this one sentence? If you knew about the two elders, would you sing "Legend of the White Snake"? Look, everyone in this room has left. Thankfully this is my home."

"Don't remind me again, or I will appoint these two to go back and study "Legend of the White Snake"." Hou Zhenxian hung up.

"Hahahaha, do you know that the two worms sing "Legend of the White Snake"?"

"Haha, this old lady is really cute."

The audience below burst into joy.

Shen Changle also imitated Hou Zhen's father and said, "Okay then stop singing, old lady, where are we going to eat?"

"Food? Do you both have teeth? How about you just sing this and eat? How about there are two steamed pastries on the balcony that I steamed before I got married. I usually use them for self-defense. You can eat them." Shen Changle learned The old lady said with a look of disgust.

"My God, why can't it be four or fifty years, can this still be eaten?" Hou Zhen was dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said helplessly: "No way, it's really hard. Throwing it out can hit a dog on the head, and falling from the house can open a child's head. If you bite it down, the front teeth are bloody and almost knocked off."

"Oh my god" Hou Zhen said with a speechless face.

"Does the old lady have a saw? I'll saw the pastry."

"No, just hold it and knock it on a brick." Shen Changle continued to imitate the two of them talking.

Hou Zhendao: "It's not easy to eat."

"In the end, the old couple broke more than 30 bricks, and finally ate the two pastries, and then they went to the water tank and drank two tablespoons of cold water, let alone food. It's quite full, you know that this person gets sleepy when he's full, especially the two of them have been singing for a whole day."

Hou Zhen said: "Yes, then what?"

Shen Changle imitated Hou Zhen's father and said: "Old lady, where shall we sleep?"

Then the old lady said: "I don't know if you two really don't know or are you shameless, that's all right, all of you go to that room, I'll come to this room, it's getting late, go to bed quickly."

Hou Zhenping said: "This old lady still has a good heart."

Shen Changle said: "Yes, the old lady has a knife mouth and a bean curd heart. Although she has a lot of complaints in her heart, she still feels sorry for the two of them. It burned the bed very hot."

"Sleep down, drink cold water, and then cover it with the big quilt that is steaming underneath, and it will be a fart in the middle of the night!"

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said, "Still farting?"

Shen Changle said with a smothered smile: "Deng! Deng! Bang! Dululululululu... bang!"

Hou Zhen said with disgust on his face: "My God, is it so lively?"

The audience below laughed and "wowed" continuously.

Shen Changle frowned and said, "After a while, the house will be hot and full of white smoke."

"Oh no!" Hou Zhen said with a look of helplessness.

Shen Changle continued: "The old lady just fell asleep in that room... she woke up from choking! She got up in the dark to check, and she said, 'I can't be such a ghost!'"

Hou Zhen: "My God"

Shen Changle said: "The old lady followed the smell and found the old couple's room. When I opened the door, my God!"

"What's wrong?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle frowned and said, "You can't see the white smoke inside. It's so lively, my good fellow. The farts of leeks are so stinky, the farts of pumpkins are so smelly, the farts of electric wires are so smelly, and the farts of toads are so smelly." Pit, the farts of the first six days, the seventh day of the sixth day, the seventh day of the sixth day, the farts that need to be paid vary from time to time, running jeeps in deep mountains and old forests, haggis for two cents and some belly, the village is not big and there are cows screaming, what is a fart Ah, it’s shit if you hook it up a bit.”

"Oh my god, this is too disgusting." Hou Zhen also said disgusted.

"Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo..."

"Hahahahaha, what this buddy learned is so funny!"

"Oh, let me go, what should I do if my stomach hurts from laughing, my God, I can't take it anymore."

The audience below were laughing forward and back, hugging their stomachs and almost dying, and the applause and applause rang out.

Shen Changle said: "The quilt on the bed is about to fly up, fanning in the air, the old lady pokes it with a bamboo pole, and the quilt has been thrown away after all these years."

Hou Zhendao: "I can't ask for this quilt anymore."

Shen Changle said: "The old lady went up and kicked your father awake."

"Get up, get up! Sing! Get up and continue singing that Beijing drum!" Shen Changle said like the old lady.

"Your father wondered even though he was asleep, so he asked, 'Old lady, don't you like to listen to our Beijing drum?'" Shen Changle said.

"Yes, what's the matter?" Hou Zhenping said.

Shen Changle said angrily: "Don't like to listen? It's better than being killed by farts if you don't like to listen!"

Hou Zhen laughed and said, "I'll fuck you!"

At the end of the cross talk, Shen Changle and Hou Zhen both smiled and bowed off the stage.

Shen Changle sighed comfortably and said, "Don't talk about Brother Hou, even though it's the first time we've cooperated, we still get along very well, don't you think?"

"You said why don't you follow your master Yu Qianxue to learn from that Guo Taoer, and come here as soon as you open your mouth. You are not afraid that I will not be able to catch up and we will both die on the stage?" Teacher Hou Zhen complained. Also with a smile, obviously the mood is not what he said.

"Hahaha, don't you know what you are capable of, Mr. Hou? The two performances are over. How about you tell me what needs to be corrected in our first cross talk?" Shen Changle asked with a smile.

Hou Zhen looked a little more serious and said: "Cross talk is good cross talk, with a lot of burden and low laughing point, and the overall rhythm is very suitable for opening. I can imagine what kind of effect we will achieve if we talk at the beginning, but..."

Shen Changle said indifferently: "It's okay, if you have something to say, it doesn't matter."

Hou Zhen said a little seriously: "If it's a small theater, there is no problem with the burden of cross talk, but if it's in the North Exhibition, and the mainstream so-called 'three vulgar' jokes are spoken out openly, especially on the cusp of this storm, then there is no doubt You will bear the attack and public opinion from the mainstream cross talk circle, the media and those traitors, and you will completely go against them, can you bear this pressure?"

Shen Changle was silent for a while and suddenly said with a smile: "Mr. Hou, you are from a family of cross talk, is there not much bullshit among them? Even if I don't say this, wouldn't they suppress me, a fledgling little girl?" Sparrow?"

Hou Zhen was silent and had nothing to say.

"Didn't Mr. Guo and my master of the Deyun Society also faced such problems in the early days? The criticism from the mainstream cross talk circle came like a wave, and it was easy to teach bad people. Thanks to Hou Sanye's righteous words and protection. I lived in Deyun Club and reconciled the disputes between the two parties, but the Deyun Club also lacked a lot of interesting cross talks. Many cross talk actors dare not use good jokes, so they can only blindly act some old jokes. But thinking about it the other way around, If Mr. Guo and my master could have gritted their teeth and carried it by themselves, how many more fun jokes can we create today?"

"Back then, Mr. Guo and my master had a family and the heart of the Deyun Society. In the end, they traded compromises for the stable development of the Deyun Society. This is not wrong. But I am different. I just come and go easily alone. Backing me up with my master, I will try to use this so-called "three vulgar" cross talk, more fun cross talk to crush them under the witness of the audience, tear off the last layer of mainstream cross talk, I will let All cross talk actors can say what they think is fun and funny without any scruples, and they don't have to worry about the "three vulgarities" or "four vulgarities" and "five vulgarities". They can only put it in the corner regrettably. Moldy inside."

Hou Zhen's small eyes were wide open, as if for the first time he really knew this big, but still immature boy.

"He really loves cross talk." Hou Zhen could feel it.

"If you decide to do it, it's not just Guo Taoer and Yu Qian who are your backers, without me, the eldest son of Hou's family and grandson, supporting you, can you go up and speak alone? Stand alone? You are not the only one who wants to make cross talk good. wish." Hou Zhen said loudly.

Shen Changle said with a sneer: "How could it be, you are also important and you are also my backer..."

Hou Zhen walked towards the backstage lounge, snorted arrogantly: "It's good to know, you treat me for supper tonight, let's go!"

Shen Changle followed with a smile, and the cross talk jokes from the previous Deyun Club in the early and mid-term came to mind, and Xiao Bai and other cross talk actors in this world came to mind. Digging out its own characteristics and shining points can only be performed in small theaters.

Shen Changle secretly said in his heart: "Teacher Guo Taoer, in this life, I will use the jokes of you and other Deyun Club teachers, and use your hard work and wisdom to push the Deyun Club in this parallel world to a new glory! This is me. Traveler, a 20-year-old steel wire is your greatest tribute and commemoration!"

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　　This chapter is two more and one, Chapter 3 on the eighth and Chapter 1 on the ninth.Some readers have reported that I copied the entire paragraph when describing the cross talk, which is a bit of a waste of words, so I omitted the highlights of the first paragraph of "The Drum", I don't know which one is better for you?leave me a message.

　　PS: In fact, watching the comic dialogue line by line is also very tiring, and the speed is not as fast as writing it yourself! ! !
　　
　
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