Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 412
The performance of the two people on the stage has come to an end, and the last point is to be funny. The audience laughs when they say it funny, and the audience doesn’t laugh when they say it funny.

Going back and forth to tease and tell jokes, to tear down the stage, to tell jokes, to tear down the stage.

At the last time, it becomes a teaser telling jokes, a teaser trying his best to tear down the stage, the teaser finally wants to say what about your father, this burden is thrown out, and the audience is considered a winner, and the teaser naturally tries his best to make trouble.

In this paragraph, both sides speak very quickly:

Zhao Kuiran: "Thank you for your hard work!"

Zhang Bing: "You worked hard!"

"Yesterday, I went to your house."

"Go home and go home."

"I knocked on the door like this, and a person came out from inside."

"Come out, come out, come out."

"I saw that this person is not an outsider."

"There are no foreigners in my family."

"This person... is your daughter-in-law and my sister-in-law! I asked my sister-in-law about you and said you were not at home. "

"Not at home, not at home."

"I'm leaving."

"Let's go." Zhang Bing's face was cold and he didn't feel like saying a word, his expression and ears were highly concentrated.

Zhao Kuiran suddenly spoke quickly, wanting to express his burden quickly: "But I didn't go far, I was turning a corner, and I ran into your father..."

"Stop!!! I'm just waiting for this sentence, that can't be done! My father is dead hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Zhang Bing quickly interrupted Zhao Kuiran's words and laughed.

Zhao Kuiran put his hands in his hands and frowned and said, "Hey, it's not that your father died, why are you so happy? Or did you kill him? Trying to usurp the throne? It's so powerful! I want to congratulate you, congratulate you."

"Don't talk nonsense, anyway, don't take my father as a burden, my father is dead, you are so awesome!" Zhang Bing looked proud, shaking his belly as if he was five months pregnant, twisting Yangko.

Zhao Kuiran frowned and muttered, "Dead, dead... That's right, I didn't meet yesterday, I met last month, yes, last month!"

"Hey, if this is the case, you have to pay attention. If it's really impossible, please ask an immortal to take a look. My father has been gone for 30 years. How did you see him last month?" Wang Bing continued to break the stage.

Zhao Kuiran: "Then...that is, I met your uncle! Hey, I misread it at first."

"My father is a senior, there is no uncle!" Wang Bing continued to disrupt the stage without leaving any chance.

"Then... I met your uncle!"

"One for my dad!"

"I met your uncle!"

"There is no one in my mother's family!"

"I ran into a neighbor!"

"My family lives in a cemetery, and we are the only ones alive!!!"

"Then... I just met your cousin dad, hey, your cousin dad is quite young..."

"What the hell is there a cousin father? Is this a relative??? Tell you no!!!"

Zhao Kuiran said with a face full of pain: "Aren't there still living people in your family??? Why can't you see everything???"

Zhang Bing completely let go: "Anyway, no matter how you say it, it's the conditions outside the house. Let me tell you, in order to tell you about this cross talk, as long as our family has relatives, or is a neighbor at the door, there is a family Counting one household, all of them died!!! It was the big yellow dog raised by our family, which made me starve to death."

"Let me tell you, you say you have seen me and try it now, as long as you say it, I will fall off the stage right now."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience burst into laughter and applauded enthusiastically.

Zhao Kuiran said helplessly: "It's not that we can't do this, can you just kill my whole regiment and I can live, can't I???"

Zhang Bing said indifferently with a cold face: "You can live with this matter, and you can't live. If every funny actor is like you, then we can't live with the funny actors. Let me tell you a word, as long as you talk to me The people I have a relationship with, the group wiped out the ACE."

Zhao Kuiran said: "Then you can't do this either, this is the art virtue of your favorite actor, at least someone must be at your house."

"Someone has to be there.....okay...okay." Zhang Bing said.

Zhao Kuiran said: "Then let's start again, this turn, I saw your brother."

Zhang Bing said: "Okay, brother brother."

Zhao Kuiran smiled triumphantly, just about to say the last burden: "Hey, your little brother..."

Zhang Bing smirked, and directly asked his partner a difficult question, "Stop!!! Stop, let me ask you, what does my younger brother look like, what kind of clothes does he wear, how tall is he, how old is he? Come out, eh, can you say you've seen it?"

Zhao Kuiran was stunned for a moment and said vaguely: "It's not that I'm not a medical doctor, and I don't want to date him, how do I know so finely?"

Zhang Bing said: "That won't work. If you want to talk about it later, you have to answer it. Have you met my brother or not? If you can't answer it, you will lose."

"Tell me! What does my brother look like?"

No matter what Zhao Kuiran said, he would definitely not admit it when he came to Zhang Bing. If you don't admit it, you just haven't seen it.

Zhao Kuiran, who had no other choice, could only vaguely say: "Look? Anyway, he looks like a dog, with...a head."

"That's nonsense! Is there a living person running around all over the street?" Zhang Bing said.

Zhao Kuiran: "What you said, the dead are not as good as those who run around in the street!"

"Don't talk nonsense, what does it look like? Be specific!"

"I... I didn't see the front face, but the back of the head!"

"What are you wearing?"

"Wearing a straw hat, green plastic top, yellow plastic pants, black silk fishnet stockings and a Tara board!"

"Good guy! Your brother is the pervert, wrong!"

"He...he has no clothes on!"

"Is it unreasonable not to wear clothes? Your family is running naked all over the street?"

"Then... I... I met you in the bathroom!"

"That height?"

"...1.9 meters."

"My younger brother is not that tall!" Zhang Bing quickly denied.

Zhao Kuiran reacted quickly: "Stand 1.9 meters above the ladder!"

"That's nonsense!"

"Then... 1.2 meters!"

"1.2 meters??? That's not right!"

"Where is it convenient to squat 1.2 meters!"

"Fart! That's my brother, I don't have a sister!"

"large!"

"What age is that?"

"73!"

"what???"

"That old man 73 next to him!"

"Say more!"

"…………eighteen!"

"wrong!"

"There's Jie Jie Shiba taking a bath next to him."

"Oh... Oh, that's not right!!! Are you serious about taking a bath? Is the woman next to you funny?"

"Neon foreign hot springs, mixed bathing for men and women!"

"Okay, you will find love, so continue to tell me how old my brother is?" Zhang Bing insisted on this point.

Zhao Kuiran folded his hands and said, "The inner one is 23...eighteen...seven...six...five...four..."

"Good guy, you used my brother as a rocket to launch again, and told you that I have a brother, but you can't see him!" Zhang Bing said.

"That can't be, as long as I have it, I can see you." Zhao Kuiran did not give up.
"Hmph, I'm telling you to give up. My little brother was born just a second before he came on stage. You've been on stage the whole time. Tell me how you met him?" Zhang Bing said triumphantly.

Zhao Kuiran smiled and said, "That's not right, then it's not your real brother."

"What's wrong? Tell your dear brother!" Zhang Bing said.

Zhao Kuiran proudly said: "It's not that your father has been dead for 30 years, why did you tell you how this younger brother was born?"

"Good guy, he's waiting for me here!" Zhang Bing said to the audience with a smile.

(End of this chapter)