Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 453
The audience burst into laughter instantly, and booed loudly at the contrast between Shen Changle's front and back.

Hou Zhen said helplessly: "I've been talking about it for a long time, just trying to make fun of it."

Shen Changle smiled and said: "What's wrong with this, a gentleman loves money, and he has the right way to get it, and the way......the thief also has the right way..."

"Well, your gentleman is just going to steal money?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "Then what should I say?"

Hou Zhen said: "Just take the right way, without the latter sentence."

Shen Changle nodded: "The knowledge has increased again! After all, it has been so long since I graduated from school. I learned it before, but to be honest, most of it is returned to the teacher."

"Have you ever been to school?" Hou Zhen smiled.

"That's nonsense, who hasn't gone to school??? Look at the cross talk actors in the backstage... look at our whole Deyun club... there are indeed a limited number of people who have gone to school... ..." After thinking for a long time, Shen Changle had to nod and admit.

Hou Zhen said with a smile: "So you'd better keep a low profile. People with your education level are easy to be squeezed out by big guys."

Shen Changle nodded and said: "Anyway, I don't care about others. For me, going to school is still very happy, such as a beautiful and carefree childhood, and the pure and innocent love between little boys and girls, which makes people feel special. cure."

"That's true." Hou Zhenfeng said.

Shen Changle said: "I remember one time two days ago, I saw a boy and a girl under the tree root, they were sitting there holding hands, and after a while, the two embraced and kissed that one. "

"Oh my god!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "To put it simply, I just appreciated it for four or ten minutes, and it's healing."

"Good guy, it's only a little over 10 minutes? Then why don't you watch it later? Are you tired of watching it?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said with a simple face: "No, after four or ten minutes, the two of them got into the car. I saw that the woman was in great pain and sweated a lot in the car. I guess the man must be bullying the woman." Yes, I will call the police immediately."

"My god, didn't you say this could be a little boy or a girl???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, it's not particularly old, maybe in its twenties, alas, that youthful and ignorant person is very cured!"

"Don't be poor! You're still a boy or girl in your 20s??? Healed??? You're just running to watch free porn!"

"Good guy, he called the police after watching it. It's not wrong for you to be arrested and shot for 10 minutes." Hou Zhen said angrily.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

The audience laughed and booed.

Shen Changle said with a smile: "I can't help that I'm different from you. I was honest when I was in school, and I never had a real girlfriend. Teacher Hou Zhenhou is different. He and my sister-in-law have been friends since college, right?"

"It's true that she and I met in college." Hou Zhenpeng said
Shen Changle said: "Everyone, don't look at me. I often make jokes about my sister-in-law on the stage, but in fact, I am mostly envious. Teacher Hou Zhenhou looks like this, with a round butt face, and he is not very good-looking. They found me This sister-in-law is really nice, she looks good, and the most important thing is she is kind and considerate."

"I also look good, what is a round butt face???" Hou Zhen refused to accept.

Shen Changle said: "Your face is smaller than Yue Yunpeng's. He has a big butt face, and you have a round butt face. Both of them have their own advantages."

"I don't want to compare with him." Hou Zhen waved his hand and said.

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, after a few years, you and your sister-in-law must have set an example for us, and we have to follow you to learn."

"Oh is that good???" Hou Zhen asked curiously.

Shen Changle said: "Throughout the ages, how many couples have left behind some well-known stories that are still circulated today.

"That's quite a lot!" Hou Zhen praised the audience.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "For example - Yutangchun, everyone should know about it?"

"Oh, everyone knows this." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Three halls will judge Yutangchun, a story from the Ming Dynasty."

"Who is Yutangchun? She is a skilled woman. Her real name is Deng Lichun. She is from Jin Province. She was kidnapped and sold to Kyoto when she was a child. He works in a special industry. There is such an entertainment place in Qianmen. The owner's surname is Su Huai, and he bought these three girls, one named Cuixiang, the other named Cuihong, and the third named Zheng Lichun."

"Oh." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle continued to explain: "The three daughters he bought in Su Huai were later changed to Su according to the boss's surname. Because she was the third, she was named Su San. We all know that, but why is it called Yutangchun? It refers to the flower name since the career, just like the actor's stage name."

"My Hou Zhen stage name is Zhu Bajie, so that's what it means."

Hou Zhen pushed Shen Changle and said, "Go!!! I don't have this stage name."

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Then what about Wang Jinlong, it was Mr. Wang who came to their special unit to consume a customer at that time."

"Hey, what a civilized person you are talking about." Hou Zhen laughed.

Shen Changle said: "That's my catchphrase, listen to Shen Changle's cross talk - it's really civilized!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience booed one after another.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Back to the topic, let's continue talking about this Wang Jinlong. Wang Jinlong also has a name of Wang Jinglong. His family has status, and his father is the Minister of the Ministry of Officials."

"The Minister of the Ministry of Officials is an official in the court. If you simply convert it, it is basically the current organization department. Wang Jinlong is the son of the head of the organization department."

Hou Zhen said: "Oh, it's the second generation of officials."

Shen Changle said: "This rich second generation came here and saw Yutangchun, the two of them, you like me, I like you, so it is a good story in the world."

"Not bad!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "There is this in Peking Opera. My sister-in-law burst into tears watching it. She was so moved that she cried and said: I want to be Yutangchun!!! I want to dress up beautifully, and I want to wear A nice dress."

"What does it mean to wear a nice dress??? Why was my wife naked before???" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience laughed and applauded wildly.

Shen Changle waved his hand and said: "No, no, just say this dress is not enough, I want to buy a new one, buy this beautiful dress!"

"Then you have to make it clear! This nonsense is unbearable." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Besides this Yutangchun, for example, this Du Shiniang!"

"Or... a woman with skills?" Hou Zhen complained.

(End of this chapter)