Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 455 Must be a eunuch!

"The oil seller monopolizes the oiran?" Hou Zhen repeated.

Shen Changle nodded and said: "Yes, now everyone may not know much about the profession of an oil seller. After all, it doesn't matter whether it is a big supermarket or a small store at the door. There are peanut oil and arowana oil. You can buy them with money. It was not like this in ancient times, it is much more convenient than this.”

"Like that kind of grain and oil store, there is a kind of guy who comes to the door, including oil, soy sauce, sesame oil, peanut oil, sesame oil, all of which are owned by him. Neighbors nearby, whoever wants it, he can give it away. Just like this courier now."

"Oh, it means that the status is not high." Hou Zhen explained by the way.

Shen Changle said: "Yes, on a certain day, I was selling oil with picks. It just so happened that I passed by such a unit where women with special occupations go to work."

"Coincidentally, the oiran upstairs held a fork and wanted to close the open window. When a gust of evil wind blew over, the oiran fell down without holding the fork. You Lang's body."

"The oil seller was hit by a fork, and when he looked up, he saw this oiran. Oh, this is so beautiful! The eyebrows are green, the mountains are green, the eyes are cut, and the corners of the eyebrows and eyes are full of indescribable love!!!"

"The oil seller fell in love with this oiran. He said it was too late, but it was soon. The oil seller thought about it and found a way. He fell to the ground and yelled at him. He opened his mouth and asked for 5000 taels of snowflake silver. The oiran saw it." This is not good, I will sell it for a lifetime, and I will not be able to get so much money if I sell it black, there is no way I can’t get the money, and in the end I can only have the old bustard Wang Mama of the partnership company poison my lover, Uncle Wu, and use myself to pay off the debt , she became the wife of an oil seller, and the two of them lived a happy life without any shame from now on."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the auditorium burst into laughter, happy that they couldn't find North even if they leaned forward and backward.

Hou Zhen stopped Shen Changle speechlessly and said: "Come on, you have to pause for a while, then I have to say it like you... This oiran must be named Pan, right???"

Shen Changle said with a simple face: "Yeah, what's wrong Dalang???"

"Fuck you! You are Wu Dalang!!! Didn't you just say that Wu Dalang was poisoned to death???" Hou Zhen said angrily.

"Yes, so you should talk like this, want to ~take~you~this~say~~~I'm ~dead~so~terrible~na~" Shen Changle said with a smile pretending to be a ghost.

"Don't learn it! Let me give you an advice, shall we look at genuine bookstores in the future??? I only bought a copy of Jin Ping Mei and it's a pirated copy." Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said with a smile: "I've seen the genuine one too, isn't it the oiran? This one was born in the suburbs of Bianliang, and in today's terms at least he is from a well-to-do family, with no worries about food and clothing."

"Where is this kiln sister..."

"Isn't it impolite to directly call someone's profession?" Hou Zhen said, sucking his teeth.

Shen Changle rolled her eyes and said: "Who says she's a professional? This oiran's real name is Xin, and her name is Yaoqin. I'll call her Sister Yao for convenience."

Hou Zhen said: "All right, all right!"

Shen Changle said with distaste: "All troubles, this sister Yao has been smart since she was a child, and her family is relatively rich and she has studied a lot. She can recite poems and compose Fu at the age of ten. She knows everything about piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, and female red embroidery."

"However, during the disaster of Jingkang in the Song Dynasty, the city of Bianliang was broken, and Yaoqin was separated from her family when she fled. She was sold to Lin'an, which is now a skilled woman in Hangzhou Province. She changed her name to Wang Mei, also called Beauty."

"Not long after, this Wang Meiniang became a famous prostitute in Lin'an by virtue of her talent and appearance, and got the title of "Oiran Lady". Because the title of "Oiran Lady" is famous, it is a bit like this celebrity effect, and it gradually spreads more and more. The more popular it is, the more famous it is, because the title "Oiran lady" is not simple enough, people gradually deleted two words and called it "Oiran."

"Oh, this is amazing!!!" Hou Zhen praised with a thumbs up.

Shen Changle said: "This oil seller is called Qin Chong. He just met Hua Kui by chance. What he loves is that he doesn't think about tea and food, and nothing else."

"But it's not easy to love and love. The reputation of the oiran is here. Just meeting like this, 50 taels of silver, if converted to the present, including purchasing power, it is basically close to thousands of dollars. "

"If you want to change to an ordinary person, you can save for two months. This oil seller doesn't make money. There is no way, do more business, eat less, save money, let's talk about how far this saving is. A grain of millet You have to take it and cut it in half, and eat it in the morning and evening."

"My god, isn't life too frugal these days???" Hou Zhen said in surprise.

Shen Changle said: "Let's put it briefly in the end, the oil seller, Qin Chong, this love interest, spent more than two years of saving money, and finally saved up money, dressed in decent clothes, and came here See this oiran."

Hou Zhenping said: "It's really not easy."

Shen Changle said: "That night, Qin Chong came to this place of fireworks. It happened that this oiran had drunk too much with the guests. As soon as he entered this room, he could smell a fragrant fragrance. There is such a incense burner in the middle, which means he has an identity. The guests brought out from the palace."

"As for the oiran, his face was so red and drunk that he lost consciousness. Qin Chong was sitting next to this oiran and watched..."

"Just... just look at it this way?" Hou Zhen asked curiously after hesitating for a while.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience booed one after another.

"Then what else do you want to do?" Shen Changle asked with a faint smile.

"I thought, why don't I move a chair and sit down first..." Hou Zhen pretended to be embarrassed and explained.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "That's all right, move a chair and sit and watch, the sky outside is getting darker and darker, the drum beats at three o'clock, the oiran girl got up and vomited all over Qin Chong, Qin Chong kept serving tea and water, and waited on her." Waiting until dawn, the girl really woke up."

"Miss Huakui was moved when she heard about this, so she said something intimate to Qin Chong, you didn't plot any wrongdoing when you saw me drunk all night, you must be..." Shen Changle reserved a special remark.

"A gentleman!" Hou Zhen continued to applaud.

Shen Changle said with a serious face: "No, no, you must be a eunuch!!! Have you heard that sentence? Haven't you heard a sentence? Asking how much you can worry, it's like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel."

"Go!!! If there is nothing, then someone asks that!" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Yes, I guessed the last sentence. Anyway, the backstage of my Deyun Club is full of hooligans. It's a little hard to understand that I, an honest gentleman, must be polluted."

"If you want to say that, I won't refute it. I've always been a gentleman." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle: "......All right, anyway, in the end, in a nutshell, this oiran girl was attracted by the precious character of the oil seller, and after she redeemed herself, she willingly married the oil seller Qin Chong. Lived a life of personal peace and beauty.”

"Well, this is a good story." Hou Zhen nodded.

(End of this chapter)