Chapter 46 "Alive"

Shen Changle smiled and said: "I think it's pretty good. As the saying goes, it's good to fight brothers, and father and son soldiers. We two immediately decided to go to the US emperor!"

Hou Zhen asked strangely: "Why does the family business still go to the United States?"

Shen Changle said: "Our family is engaged in transnational business. When we got up in the morning, we packed up our packages, took the bus and went to the United States."

"Hey, do you know where the US Emperor is? Take the bus?" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said impatiently: "Isn't it possible to walk a little less? Anyway, the bus turns three times and turns to the iron train in the middle. All in all, we came to the United States after five months!"

"Hey, that's fine, you're happy anyway." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle: "As soon as we got there, my father and I received a grand reception from the U.S. imperial government, and immediately signed the contract, and the deal will be confirmed."

Hou Zhen asked curiously: "Hey, please tell us, what are you going to do with this order?"

Shen Changle said: "It's actually very simple, just dig an underground tunnel from the east coast to the west coast of the US Empire."

Hou Zhen said in surprise: "Then this is a big project, from east coast to west coast."

"It's not a big deal, my father and I ran to the east and west coasts each carrying a shovel." Shen Changle said with a look of embarrassment
"Ah? Just you and your dad going to dig the tunnel?" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "That's right, everyone in the United States has said that my father and I dig one east and one west, facing each other. When we meet in the middle, we will settle the bill at that time!"

Hou Zhenping said: "My god, what's the result?"

"It's a pity, my father and I didn't meet." Shen Changle said.

Hou Zhen: "Oh, that's a pity, this job is really difficult."

Shen Changle didn't finish his sentence, and continued: "The American emperor finally settled the bill for us according to two tunnels." (*︶*). .:*

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded again and said: "Oh, it means that both of you dug through each other???"

The audience below also laughed and applauded.

Shen Changle picked Thumbs up and said: "Hey! This is called a thunder on the ground. In a blink of an eye, rich man, I finally succeeded!"

Hou Zhen said: "Well, this is a good thing, so what do you do after earning money?"

Shen Changle said: Eat, drink and have fun, I'll take the Himalayas down first
Hou Zhen asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?"

Shen Changle: "Add a 4-floor elevator, and there are food and beverage outlets on every floor."

Hou Zhen said: "Oh, this is to eat..."

Shen Changle said: "The first layer is steamed stuffed bun, the second layer is stuffed cake, the third layer is stuffed buns, the fourth layer is pancake, the fifth layer is fruit, the sixth layer is egg, the seventh layer is sweet noodle sauce, and the eighth layer is chopped green onion!"

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "Hey!... Isn't this just a big pancake..."

Shen Changle said: "It's not over yet. I'm on Chang'an Street. I start from Jianguomen in the east and go to Fuxingmen in the west."

Hou Zhen said: "What are you doing?"

Shen Changle said: "I bought two carts of bricks and I finished them all."

Hou Zhen said: "Ah? Why?"

Shen Changle said: "Put the water on and I want to play the torrent!"

"Hey, if you just play like this, you will lose all your money sooner or later." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said proudly: "What's this called? There's something even better. The remaining water can't be wasted. I'll build the world's largest water party right next to it. I'll sing on the high platform in the middle. Miss Swimsuit No. [-] circles around me."

Hou Zhen said enviously, "Oh? What's the song?"

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Isn't that my latest original single, do you want to hear it?"

"Want to hear!"

""If One Day I Become Rich"!!!"

"think!!!!"

The audience in the audience was very enthusiastic, and many audience members who knew Shen Changle through the self-media even called out the song title directly.

"Come on, then let's treat today as a party and let you experience it. The song "Alive" will be brought to you! Music is on!!!"

The equipment of the Beizhan Theater is naturally not comparable to that of a small theater. Shen Changle hastily brought in the famous rock band--Black Tiger Band through the relationship of the vice president of Yu Qian Rock Association.

Sitting under the stage, Jia Renjie's eyes flickered, and he raised Shen Changle's value to a higher level in his heart. He can talk to each other, be handsome, be funny, and sing. Such a person is undoubtedly the trump card artist that his company wants to support!
The dynamic sound waves of the accompanying guitar and drum kit on the stage rang through the beginning, and Shen Changle's magnetic and transformed more rock voice also said:

"Standing on a tall building every day, watching the little ants on the ground."

"Their heads are huge and their legs are thin."

"They're holding iPhones, they're wearing Nike Adidas."

"They're going to be late for work and they're in a hurry."

"My poor jeep hasn't climbed mountains or crossed rivers for a long time.

"It's very depressing in this city."

"It didn't say anything, but I knew it was sad."

"I quietly made a wish to take it to Mongolia."

With Shen Changle's deep and powerful voice, and simple but authentic lyrics, all the audience who have entered the society can't help but substitute into their own work and life - mediocre, making the greatest effort but being as small as an ant.

However, Shen Changle's passionate voice, accompanied by the band's instruments and singing, poured the climax into everyone's ears.

"Hurry up! Hurry up! Why is life always like this?!"

"Could it be that my ideal is to spend my whole life like this?"

"Neither humble nor overbearing! Take it easy! Maybe life should be like this."

"Does it mean that after the age of 60, I will find the freedom I want?"

The audience cheered up along with Shen Changle's singing. This is the resonance of adults. Everyone's legs trembled, their mouths were about to move, and there was a desire to stand up and sing crazy.

"Year after year flies away, it's still the little savings"

"There are many things I like, but I still can't afford them."

"Life is always troublesome, and I haven't gotten used to it yet."

"Everyone says that Qian is a bastard, but he looks so good-looking." Shen Changle sang this line humorously, causing the audience to smile knowingly.

"Hurry up! Hurry up! Why is life always like this?"

The audience couldn't bear it any longer, stood up and sang along with Shen Changle. Although it was unavoidable that there were many people who had insufficiency or sang wrong words, as more and more people sang in a chorus, they gradually became unified.

"Could it be that my ideal is to spend my whole life like this."

"Neither humble nor overbearing! Take it easy! Maybe life should be like this"

"Does it mean that after the age of 60, I will find the freedom I want?

"I don't want to live like this, I don't want to live like this, I don't want to live like this, I don't want to live like this, I don't want to live like this!" Shen Changle's voice increased layer by layer, until finally his veins showed and he screamed.

Shen Changle directly passed the microphone to the audience, and the audience immediately sang along:
"Hurry up! Hurry up! Why is life always like this?"

"Could it be that my ideal is to spend my whole life like this?"

"Neither humble nor overbearing! Take it easy! Maybe life should be like this!"

"Does it mean that after the age of 60, I will find the freedom I want?"

Shen Changle took back the microphone and pointed to herself and continued singing:

"Actually, I often say to myself that people should learn to be content and always happy. But if you laugh everything off, what's the point?"

"Yes, my name is Chang Le, but in my previous life I was not satisfied and very happy, but in this life I want to be very happy, I want the real Chang Le!" Shen Changle thought silently.

The audience in the audience was jumping for joy, forming a sea of ​​joy, and the many cross talks in the background were also confused. Is this a special cross talk show?This should be a personal concert, right?
Guo Taoer and Yu Qian who were standing in the front looked at the front of the stage with satisfaction in their eyes.

Guo Tao'er smiled and said: "From this scene, I can see that this must be your apprentice. This rock singer, I feel, is better than you, the vice president of the Rock Association."

Yu Qian also said proudly: "It doesn't matter, anyway, even if my apprentice is surpassed, it is not ashamed. I am happy with my apprentice."

The crosstalk on stage was still going on, and Shen Changle and Hou Zhen waited for three to four minutes before the audience gradually calmed down.

Shen Changle said: "As soon as I finished singing this song, the young lady in the swimsuit had the same reaction at that time."

Hou Zhendao: "The scene at that time must be more eye-catching than it is now!"

"Which, whoop, whoop........."

"Male god, we are also very eye-catching!!!"

"Male god, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!!!"

A group of Deyun girls quit and shouted one after another.

Shen Changle said with a smile on her face: "That's right, there were so many girls in swimsuits in the swimming pool at that time, all of them were holding water guns. I thought I had to fight back. I don't know where there was a chubby girl on the side table. I didn't think much about the kettle, I just poured it forward when it was full of water."

Hou Zhen was surprised and said: "Then the result is spilled over?"

Shen Changle said with a look of surprise: "It's splashed over, but I heard your voice as soon as it was splashed over, it's so miserable."

Hou Zhendao: "Why is there still me here?"

Shen Changle said: "I'm also surprised. In a daze, I opened my eyes and saw that I was still on the bed next to you in the hospital. You were lying on the bed and your whole body was wet."

Hou Zhen said: "Then what did you throw at me?"

Shen Changle smiled and said, "The chamber pot!"

"I'll fuck you!" Hou Zhen followed the last sentence.

"Hahahahaha, it's just a dream to talk about being rich for a long time, and I didn't get anything." Some audience applauded and laughed.

An audience next to him followed up and said: "It's not that there is no gain at all, at least it didn't splash the young master's pot of urine all night."

The two looked at each other and smiled even more cheerfully.

At this time, Shen Changle and Hou Zhen finally finished the opening performance, solemnly introduced the members of the Black Tiger Band to the audience, bowed and left the stage after expressing their thanks.

The next game——Guo Taoer and Yu Qianlao will appear on the stage!
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