Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 527 Drama and Dialect
Shen Changle said: "Yang Silang speaks first, anyway, the general idea is that I have been here for 15 years and I have recruited a son-in-law."

"But actually you think I'm really called that? Am I really called Mu Yi Consort?"

Hou Zhen said, "Oh."

Shen Changle said: "As soon as Yang Silang finished speaking, the princess Tie Jing next to him became anxious, and the few sentences in Jingbai were very typical."

"What did he say?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle smiled slightly, the expression between his brows suddenly changed, and he opened his mouth like a textbook version of Jingbai: "Haha! I have been in my country for 15 years, and I don't even have a real name. Today, it's okay to say my real name and surname. If not, after playing Mingmu, I will say, brother, I want your head!!!"

"it is good!!!"

There was an instant burst of applause from the auditorium.

"That's right!" Hou Zhen also praised with a thumbs up.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "But actually, although we are talking about Jingbai, Princess Tiejing is not from Kyoto."

"Where should that be?" Hou Zhen asked doubtfully.

Shen Changle said: "Tell me in the past, if you say that you are from the northern country, then you are from the three eastern provinces, think about it."

"Back then, Yue Fei and Yue Pengju said they were going straight to Huanglong, and now there is still this place, which is most of the three eastern provinces, but its performance on the stage has nothing to do with dialects."

"I can't say it anymore." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That's right, you are really acting here, Princess Tie Jing speaks the dialect of the three eastern provinces, think about it, can you bear it?"

"I think it's ok, it's so bold to hear." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Okay, I'll come for you, Yang Silang over there: Is your real name Mu Yi?"

Shen Changle switched extremely quickly, and said angrily, "What are you doing??? You have been here for more than ten years, and you married a foreign girl like me, who was born so old that you don't even have a real name. No, you are really good at playing tricks, and you will be quick to roll, or you will be cut off!!!"

"Hi!!! This mouth is too rough!!!" Hou Zhen was also speechless.

The firefighters off the stage were also completely stunned by Princess Iron Mirror in the dialect of the three eastern provinces, and all of them laughed so hard that they couldn't stop laughing.

The few firefighters who discussed in a low voice just now were also dumbfounded.

According to the original version, the first paragraph is 100% "Empty City Strategies", Zhuge Liang from Lu Province.

It's a good thing now, it's really just changing all the new words! ! !

"Listen again! Listen again! It's almost enough to change one paragraph. The second paragraph is Guan Yunchang from Jin Province in "The Ancient City Club". You can't be wrong!" With intriguing eyes, he still spoke with a calm expression.

As a result, the firefighter was greeted with another slap in the face.

Shen Changle was talking about the Three Kingdoms, but it was directly replaced by Liu Bei.

Shen Changle: "I don't know if you have heard of a play called "Crying at the Lingtai". Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang died in Maicheng. Liu Bei was heartbroken when he found out, and ordered all the troops to make white robes to avenge his second brother."

"In the end, that night, there were two people in the camp, Fan Jiang and Zhang Da, who were beaten up by Zhang Fei because they were too slow in making the white robes, and held a grudge against Zhang Fei. When Zhang Fei was drunk and fell asleep at night, he directly killed him. gone."

"In the end, it was this Liu Bei who cried for the spirit, holding the spirit card, crying for his two brothers..."

The firefighter under the stage was silent for a while, and then slapped himself twice:

"Let your mouth be cheap! Let your mouth be cheap!"

Soon, Shen Changle's second version of Liu Bei in Baoding dialect was coming to an end:
"Second and third child! Why did he die! I think we didn't do enough to ask for help, how beautiful it is to walk on the street!"

Hou Zhen: "Does it look good?"

Shen Changle: "Back then I was carrying the straw sandals, the second child was holding a knife, and the third child was pushing a cart. There are three of us!"

"Go to war?" Hou Zhen praised.

Shen Changle said: "Sell donkey meat and burn it!!!"

"No, it's a small business." Hou Zhen also shook his head.

Shen Changle said: "When it comes to this, some friends may be curious. This Jingbai Jingbai, are there any locals from Kyoto on the stage? In fact, there are indeed!"

"Oh who is it?" Hou Zhen asked curiously.

Shen Changle said: "Did you know that this section of Peking Opera is called "Grandmas of the Late Ming Dynasty"? It is about Zhu Youjian, Emperor Chongzhen, and Li Zicheng, the Chuang Wang, broke through the capital city.

"It's not easy for the emperor to come, especially in the scene of "Patrolling the City". It's extremely desolate to come out to play with the wind and snow, and there is a big eunuch standing next to him."

While speaking, Shen Changle took a deep look at Hou Zhen's side, causing everyone to laugh.

"Go! I can't stand anywhere." Hou Zhen said angrily.

Shen Changle said with an innocent face, "That's right, it was designed like this. The eunuch Wang Chengen, who is standing next to him, is a pure eunuch."

"Okay, okay, you can talk about it in detail!" Hou Zhen said helplessly.

Shen Changle said: "But you said that a skinny camel is bigger than a horse. After all, you are a king and emperor, no matter how sad you are in front of the ministers, you can't panic."

"As soon as he came to court this day, Emperor Chongzhen found a piece of paper on the Longshu case, which was put up by a minister who didn't know who surrendered.

"A call to action?" Hou Zhen asked,

Shen Changle said: "The proclamation is a letter of war. Li Zicheng sent someone to send it, saying that I have already ascended the throne in Xi'an. My name is Emperor Dashun, and my country name is Yongchang. You Chongzhen quickly hand over the country to me."

"After the emperor saw this, he asked who, but no one admitted that he sent it over. He said a few words under the grief and indignation:

"Looking at the case of Yulong Shubao, the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty, I don't hear about it. Could it be that my country and society have been destroyed? Since I ascended the throne for 17 years, the sky is dark and the people are in dire straits. I heard that Li Chuang, who built Xi'an, is not as good as a civil servant General Baoding Lonely King, the royal driver personally conquers!"

"This is talking about grandeur." Hou Zhen admired.

Shen Changle said: "" This Chongzhen is a thorough old Kyoto native, but when you talk about it now, the emperor speaks the old Kyoto dialect, discussing this matter with civil and military officials, it will be completely messed up.

"That can't be done! Kyoto dialect sounds good!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "It's grand, isn't it? Then I'll learn for you."

"Cough!!! Who the hell wrote this??? Ask anyone who doesn't know, we are a big car shop, come and go whenever you want?"

"Oh!" Hou Zhen frowned, hearing it hurt.

Shen Changle continued to learn in the authentic old emperor's dialect: "To be honest, I was a wicked emperor and I was unlucky. Good guy, it has been windy or rainy for 17 years, and now there is a rebel, who is in the inner block of Xi'an." right?"

"Ah." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle sucked his teeth and said: "Isn't this killing me? It won't be convenient to eat steamed buns in the future. Hey, I said brothers, don't be idle. Let's put things back together and go fuck yourself." !!!”

"What a mess!" Hou Zhen pushed Shen Changle with a smile, and the cross talk between the two ended.

(End of this chapter)