Chapter 529

Shen Changle said: "Teacher Hou took Xuan Ran to bid farewell to his parents, and went to other provinces to visit his own father..."

"What the hell? How can there be a real father??? Then who is in my family???" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle put her hands in her hands and said with a smile: "Blame me, blame me. I didn't explain it clearly at first. As for your family, your parents played a game on the night of their wedding."

"The content of the game is that your mother bet your father fifty cents. If your father can not be found by your mother, it will be considered a win."

"The result???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle shrugged and said: "Your father won, didn't you just find it after more than 30 years, now let you go and recognize your relatives."

"Then my mother has been looking for it for more than 30 years, but it is quite hard." Hou Zhen also said helplessly.

Shen Changle said: "That's not true. Your mother searched for three or ten minutes and couldn't find it, so she went to find someone else and remarried."

"So now, your real mother and stepmother in your family, and your real father and stepmother in other provinces, do you understand?"

"To be honest, I still don't quite understand. Why does this feel like a big game of chess played by my mother???" The more Hou Zhen thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.

As for the audience off the stage, they were already leaning forward and back together with joy.

Shen Changle said: "That's not important, anyway, early in the morning, you and your wife are going to drive to other provinces."

"The two of you are sitting in the car and pedaling the pedals, so happy!!! The speed is so fast!!!"

"Kicking the pedals... Oh, stop, stop!!! Let me interrupt you, I am not a Xiali car, where did the pedals come out???" Hou Zhen thought for a long time before he could react , quickly interrupted.

Shen Changle said: "You see, you are an amateur, this is called high technology!!! Environmental protection technology!!!"

"What is the most fashionable thing for buses and cars nowadays? Electric power! What is solar energy, what is wind power generation, what is hydropower generation, our car...... Human power generation!!! In broad daylight Drive slowly, take a look at the scenery along the way, wait for a while, and then start the car."

"Good guy, human power generation is like stepping on the pedals??? This is indeed environmentally friendly." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "That's right, one pancake is consumed per [-] kilometers."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience laughed and applauded extremely enthusiastically.

"Good guy, this is the first time I've heard of pancakes for driving [-] kilometers." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "To put it simply, it was already 08:30 in the evening when we came out early in the morning and arrived at the toll booth. say something."

"Husband, let's take a break. It's been a whole day. Let's have a meal first. I'm so hungry that I've changed from a catty to two taels."

"It's the first time I know that thing can still be small." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Let's eat! You two parked the car on one side, got out of the car and helped each other to a nearby village. There is an authentic western food restaurant in Xiaokang Village, Ivory Mountain!!!"

"My god, it's still a well-off village in Ivory Mountain. Isn't this western food restaurant authentic???" Hou Zhen was dumbfounded.

Shen Changle shrugged and said: "Then what can I do if it's not authentic, there are wilderness around, so just fill your stomach."

"That's true." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "After entering, I called the waiter to order, what is called steak, and what is called foie gras, and I ordered a table slowly."

"Waiter, bring me another bottle of beer!!!"

"Hey!!! This won't work!!! Don't drink and drive, don't drink while driving, and drink and drive to accompany Wu Zhen!!!" Hou Zhen hurriedly stopped him.

"You fucking call driving!!!" Shen Changle directly tortured his soul.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The firefighters in the audience applauded and slapped their thighs happily.

"I really can't refute it, I just rode here." Hou Zhen also said helplessly.

Shen Changle said righteously: "Waiter! A bottle of beer is warm, my uncle is here!!!"

"Hey, you're wrong again!!! Why did your uncle come, what are you talking about???" Hou Zhen hurriedly stopped him again.

Shen Changle explained with a serious face: "You have no common sense in life. Most people like to drink ice cold beer, but once they drink it, they can't stop, so they want to drink more. If they drink too much, they will get drunk easily, while warm beer It’s not very tasty, so just drink a bottle.”

"Your father is waiting for you in other provinces. Your uncle will also go there at that time. Do you drink a lot when you meet relatives, so you can't get drunk now."

"So to sum it up: I'm going to drink warm beer because your great uncle is here, what's the problem??? What do you think???"

"Good good!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The firefighters in the audience followed suit.

Hou Zhen scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Well... I thought that my uncle is here, so my aunt must follow."

Shen Changle, like General Desheng, continued to shout triumphantly: "It's my great uncle who is here!!! Serve warm beer!!!"

"Okay, don't panic!!! You still see your uncle at your speed, and it will be August [-]th!!!" Hou Zhen complained helplessly.

Shen Changle said: "That can't be helped, anyway, simply put, one meal is full of wine and food, and it's time for the two of you to go on the road again."

"I'll die sooner or later after hearing this," Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "In the car, Xuan Ran spoke first."

"Honey, baby, Xianggong, Darling, let's start this car!!! As soon as I got in this car, my calves were already throbbing."

Hou Zhen said: "Good guy."

Shen Changle thought for a while and said, "Okay, let's start it, wait for me later."

Shen Changle pretended to be turning the key, and followed the dubbing in his mouth: "Puff......Puff...Puff...Puff puff puff puff puff la la la la la!"

Hou Zhen frowned when he heard the ambiguous voice: "The sound of the car starting...why does it sound so disgusting???"

Shen Changle said: "Don't talk nonsense, do you know that this is the best engine 180 years ago??? Displacement of [-]!!!"

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "Good guy! Zero! Point! One! Displacement, this is not as strong as a fart!!!"

"It's not that you have to work hard to start it. Who can't open it after eating two taels of soybeans and drinking cold water??? It's so embarrassing to praise!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The firefighters at the scene were completely overjoyed.

 Today's update is completed, see you tonight
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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