Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 531

"The courier who came at this time spoke."

Shen Changle said softly with a smile on his face: "My dear! Is this tire what you two want?"

"Why does the courier delivery feel so poor? Is it yours to return this fetus?" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "That's right, it's mine!"

"Oh dear, do you need me to change it for you? Dear."

"Then change it." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Good dear!"

"Why don't other couriers do this professionally, and they can change it in less than 3 minutes."

"I just walked all night for such a thing." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The courier changed the tire and asked him."

"Ask what?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "My dear, I want to know if your car...does it have a spare tire???"

Shen Changle asked himself and answered: "Nonsense, are you stupid!!! Can the car not have a spare tire??? Of course there is!!!"

"Ah??? Is he stupid or am I???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"You silly!!!"

The firefighters in the audience booed one after another.

Shen Changle was silent for a while and said: "Okay, okay, just pretend I didn't ask, and please pay for that, one thousand and sixty for one tire."

"So expensive???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "When you say one thousand and six, your wife feels the same as you are going crazy."

"My daughter-in-law can't listen to this." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle imitated the girl's voice and said, "What is what??? One thousand and sixteen!!! Did I use one thousand and sixteen for the abortion? I've been having the abortion for a day and a night!!!"

"Speak up for me, okay!" Hou Zhen also said in embarrassment.

Shen Changle continued: "Good guy, he spends one night a day, his tire gas is almost gone, you charge me [-]! No!!! No money!!!"

"Just from the point of being helpless, she really looks like my daughter-in-law." Hou Zhen praised.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "My dear, I'm a courier, and it's not easy for me. The price is clearly marked on it as [-], please pay, dear."

"People don't like this." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "In the end, the two of them spent a long time in ink, and his wife thought about it for a long time and said something that was too extreme."

"Oh, what did you say?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle: "I'll give you money, but you have to have equipment, I want to swipe the card!!!"

"Hey, this is too high!" Hou Zhen laughed.

Shen Changle said: "It's still on the highway, my friends. If you don't go to the village or go to the store, you have to use cash or a mobile phone payment code wherever you go. No one uses a bank card."

The courier on the side: "Yes dear, I have a POS machine."

"Hey! This man has everything." Hou Zhen was also dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "It's done! There is no way, you swiped the card for the courier, and it costs 600 yuan."

"The courier has collected the money, and is humming a song and riding a bicycle to leave. The more you two sit in the car, the more you think about it, the more angry you become, and the more you think about it, the more uncomfortable you are."

"Then I can't blame him." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said in a female voice: "Oh no, what's wrong with my husband, beat him to death, beat him to death!!! How can you be angry at me? It caused me an uproar..."

"Hey, okay, okay, let's talk about eighteen bans." Hou Zhen stopped him.

Shen Changle said: "You also nodded along, um, kill him, you are right! You should kill him, kill him!!!"

"But my friends all know that everyone thinks so..."

"You can't do that!!!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "I didn't really hit it."

"Oh, I really bumped into..." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "But this thing crashed when it was installed, but do you remember what we said? With a displacement of [-], you basically stepped on the accelerator, that is, you were lightly hit by the courier. fell down."

"Good guy, I really forgot about this." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle: "Just talking about it, I was just impulsive, but now I really bumped into each other. The two of you are a little scared, so go down and help someone."

"Oh dear, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!! The brakes broke all of a sudden and I didn't stop the car. I'm so sorry for touching you."

"I owe this purely." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle supported his waist and said: "It's okay, it's okay, dear, fortunately I have practiced kung fu before, so there is no serious problem!"

"Then let's go." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That won't work! The courier will leave as soon as he hears your apologies, and immediately lie on the ground, opening his mouth for [-] yuan!!!"

"Eight thousand!!! This is too dark!!!" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "Yes, it's too dark for you to say that. The market price of my seventh-hand Xiali is only 250 yuan. If I really have the eight thousand, I will directly buy the seventh-hand plane."

"I don't know how to calculate this account." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Here you and the courier are yelling, and your daughter-in-law overheard it all. When she heard that she had to lose money again, she immediately sat in the driver's seat, stepped on the accelerator and drove away!!!"

"Hey, she ran away???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "Xuan Ran ran away like this, you are in a hurry. The husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when the disaster is imminent. If you have no choice, you can run away."

"You stand up and run forward, and the courier is chasing me on a bicycle. After 3 minutes, you will die."

"That's right, he's riding a bicycle." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "There is no unparalleled road, and at this critical moment, you are lucky by stepping on shit."

"Oh? What's the matter?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Beside, there is a trench repair, and some workers lifted the cover of the trench."

"You didn't see the road clearly, so you fell into it all at once."

"That's not bad, let's hide for a while." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The courier on the side came here on a bicycle, and saw you falling into the ditch at a glance."

"Otherwise, young people are good-natured and high-quality nowadays, and the courier's heart softens, and he stretches out his hand..."

"Save me???" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "He put the lid on for you!"

"Fuck you!!!" Hou Zhen laughed.

"Good good!!!"

"Cattle!!!"

"another one!!!"

When the firefighters in the audience saw the end of the performance, they gave the warmest applause again. However, this time, Shen Changle and Hou Zhen really bowed and walked off the stage.

Shen Changle, who was in the lead, walked off the stage, and was about to breathe a sigh of relief, when he suddenly saw the five sketch actors from the previous show, and the singer of the next show, all standing at the door of the next show, watching with complicated expressions. Focus on Shen Changle and Hou Zhen.

Especially the young skit actors in the previous scene, the dissatisfaction before was gone, and there was only admiration left in their expressions.

Generally, the goal of a good actor is to conquer the entire audience, but Shen Changle, through two cross talks, even conquered the actors in the backstage at the same time!

(End of this chapter)