Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 54 "Picking the Jacket" Ending
The audience boiled up again, applauding and applauding.

Guo Taoer spread her hands and said, "Look at this."

Yu Qian was also puzzled and said, "I didn't say anything, just a few words of advice from the master."

Shen Changle said: "That's it, uncle, you don't want to praise me anymore, I'll quit."

Yu Qiandao: "Look at this, this violent temper."

Guo Tao'er said: "Without you, he wouldn't be able to quit, you have to encourage him."

Shen Changle said: "I'm leaving, I'm leaving, and from then on, Deyun Society has lost a young man with pink makeup and jade, who is proud and heroic."

"Woo......" The booing on the stage became even louder.

Guo Taoer hurriedly persuaded: "Children, don't go, you will starve to death outside, especially you are not popular outside now, be obedient."

Shen Changle said with an aggrieved face: "Uncle Guo, I am capable of targeting you. Do you think there is such a master? I can't sing one song and sing the other. I really can't do it."

"Okay, okay, don't try to persuade Tao'er, let me ask you, are you sure you are not going to work here anymore, are you not going to be a teacher?" Yu Qian said.

"Yes, I won't come again, I will burn paper for you!" Shen Changle slapped his neck and forced himself to death.

Yu Qian said: "Okay, I won't stop you if you go, go quickly, you take off the mandarin jacket for me." Yu Qian was about to take off Shen Changle's mandarin jacket.

Shen Changle said with a face of reluctance: "Aren't you doing it?! I take off my clothes at a short time. I'm not such a casual person."

Shen Changle is strong and strong, and Yu Qian spent a long time trying to shake Shen Changle, but he was tired enough to watch.

"Oh no, I have to stop it now, what's going on? What's the matter with the two of you." Guo Tao'er persuaded the fight, and took advantage of the situation to separate the two of them, and reached the middle position.

Shen Changle said aggrievedly: "Isn't that what you're doing, take off your clothes after you've been paid."

"Hahahaha"

"Woo........."

The audience booed.

"Stop, stop, stop! You can't talk nonsense." Guo Tao'er stopped her with a smile.

Yu Qian said anxiously: "Stop talking nonsense, he is about to leave, so you can do whatever you want, just leave the coat to me."

After hearing this, Guo Taoer also asked: "What do you mean this mandarin jacket is?"

Yu Qian: "This jacket is mine!"

Guo Taoer turned around and asked Shen Changle: "Who is the owner of Shen Changle's jacket?"

Shen Changle said impatiently: "Uncle, I don't wear this, who else could it be?"

Guo Tao'er said: "Don't make trouble, look at you, you are so small in a mandarin jacket, you almost look like a vest when you put it on, who is to be honest."

Shen Changle glanced at Yu Qian and said, "My master's."

"Then give it back to others, why are you kid?" Guo Tao'er said.

Shen Changle said anxiously: "My mandarin jacket, he doesn't wear it for nothing, it's good for him to wear it."

Yu Qian snorted coldly: "Didn't you give me money for wearing my mandarin jacket?"

Shen Changle: "It's not Master, I'm crazy if I wear your mandarin jacket and give you money? Besides, this mandarin jacket is not yours, I asked my teacher to borrow it!"

Guo Tao'er smiled and asked: "Yo, there is also your teacher's wife. How is your teacher's wife doing well?"

Shen Changle also smiled and said: "Oh, Master Uncle, Master's wife is so beautiful and so white!"

"Hmph, that's up to you!" Guo Tao'er laughed.

"Go away! Ask me about the mandarin jacket!!!" Yu Qian hurriedly stopped her.

The audience below were also very happy to see Guo Taoer and Shen Changle on the stage looking happy.

Shen Changle continued: "Didn't I happen to be going out to perform that day, and if I lacked a mandarin jacket, I went to my master's house to borrow it, but I didn't expect that my master was not at home, and when I opened the door——my teacher's wife!"

Guo Tao'er said cheerfully: "Very good, this saves you from bumping the lock and no one at home."

Shen Changle said vividly: "Oh, looking up, I can really say that my wife has beautiful eyebrows and spring mountains, autumn water and cut pupils, eyebrows and corners of the eyes, all kinds of coquettishness that can't be said... all kinds of amorous feelings."

"Hey, you haven't left yet, speak up!" Yu Qian hurriedly stopped her.

Shen Changle said: "It's not Master, don't think about it, my teacher's wife and I are both pure and innocent, I just took a bath as soon as I entered..."

"Hahahaha"

"Woo..."

The audience laughed.

Yu Qian sneered and said, "Come on, come here, come here, tell me what you mean by taking a bath?"

Shen Changle said with a blank face: "Well, I'll go home. Isn't this my uncle's visit? I can't touch cold water, so I washed some winter dates for my wife. What do you think, Master?"

Yu Qianzhi faltered and said: "Well, cough! I thought you were washing apples."

Shen Changle said: "Then I hurriedly talked to my wife about the mandarin jacket. My wife was very angry and gave me one directly. I was about to leave, but my wife grabbed my hand."

Guo Tao'er rebuked, "Hmph, I'll teach him a lesson later."

"Go! What's the matter with you?" Yu Qian said angrily.

Shen Changle said: "My teacher just said it, and I have a request. Your master talks outside in a cloud of clouds and mist, and you don't know what to do. First, people ask you, and second, you are tongue-tied. There is no way. Come back and tell us girls." Poor, you said we widows are unemployed, whoever we provoked."

Yu Qian: "It's not that the widow is unemployed? She wants the widow to be unemployed, so what trouble should I make of her?"

Guo Taoer: "How can she be a widow? She is guarding both of them."

Yu Qian: "Go, don't meddle in it."

Shen Changle pondered: "I forgot what this word is called, it's called orphans and widowed mothers, right?"

Yu Qiandao: "That's not right either."

Guo Taoer rebuked: "He said you were going to die, they are orphans and widows, they are all looking for trouble for me."

Yu Qian: "Why do you always have him?"

Shen Changle said: "Yes, yes, yes, I remembered, woman-dao-ren-family."

Yu Qian: "Hey, that's about the same."

Shen Changle said vividly: "I'm a woman, what can I do, say you, with your master, when he has something to ask, you can help him to make it perfect."

Guo Taoer praised: "Oh, that's what happened."

Shen Changle said: "That's right, so it's good for him that I wear this mandarin jacket."

Guo Taoer said clearly: "Senior brother, what the child said makes sense."

Yu Qiandao: "What's the point?"

Guo Tao'er said: "The child has gone home, and the wife lent him the clothes, saying that you usually talk about the door, and let the child help take care of you, isn't it very good."

Yu Qian nodded and walked in front of Shen Changle and asked, "Is what you said true?"

Shen Changle affirmed: "That's right, it must be true."

Yu Qian nodded again and said, "Then the exit you mentioned..."

Shen Changle said with a hippie smile: "Oh, master, didn't I feel ashamed at first, blame me."

Yu Qian satisfied nodded and said: "Okay, you can wear the mandarin jacket for a month, drag it down and return it to me."

Picking up the mandarin jacket is officially live!It can be said that the on-the-spot play with the most hits and hits has been successfully completed, and how should I say it has been relatively stable and repeated.

A group of crosstalk actors who had finished their performances were also listening below, and silently gave Shen Changle a thumbs up in their hearts. The size limit and the jokes were all above the standard line.

And the most important thing is that the rhythm has always been controlled by Shen Changle. You must know that Mr. Guo Taoer has seen from his performance of flattery after he became popular.

There are even some who are more talkative and entangled than the mother-in-law's flattery, often not only can't lose a little verbally, but also take advantage of the funny. This is not intentional by Lao Guo, but mostly the embodiment of Guo Taoer's cross talk style-bad It has become an instinct to find loopholes and take advantage, coupled with Guo Taoer's strong aura and typhoon, it will undoubtedly choke the apprentice so much that he can't speak for a long time, so he can only make jokes to let it go.

This is also the reason why Yu Qian's fanfare is so respected. In the mainstream cross talk world, Shizuna could be flattered, but when he met Guo Taoer, who played on the spot and had both talents and strengths, he could not let the soup leak, and he could turn the page. Come out with some golden bundles.

When you meet a nervous novice, you can slowly pick up the rhythm and carry on the cross talk perfectly. How do you want to hand it over? This is why I used to be funny to my apprentices. The reason why the master praises the apprentices is the reason why people always say that they are three-point teasing and seven-point praise.

Therefore, when faced with the double pressure of Guo Taoer and Yu Qian and the on-the-spot performance, Shen Changle can still barely lead the rhythm, instead of letting Yu Qian lead it completely. For professional cross talk actors like them, people who really know how to play That being said, it was already a very powerful and difficult task.

The stage performance has gradually come to an end.

Guo Taoer: "It's ok, kid, listen to this question. I bought a pure white horse from Hong Kong for 2000 million US dollars. It's a tall horse. The horse fell into the tea bowl and drowned!"

Shen Changle said: "No, uncle, I heard that you have diabetes, isn't it true, is it because the sugar is confusing your thinking."

Guo Taoer: "Diabetes is going down, but no one is running up. Can you say this is credible?"

Shen Changle waved his hand and said: "How is it possible, talk nonsense!
Guo Taoer: "I'll just say it's fake."

Yu Qian: "Hey! My good apprentice is talking nonsense, the big white horse fell into the tea bowl and drowned, I, I said, think about the mandarin jacket, is there any?"

Shen Changle was a little speechless: "This is what my master said?"

Guo Taoer smiled and said: "Yes, no?"

Shen Changle quickly shook his head: "Yes! There must be, I really see it!"

……………………………… The middle is omitted

Shen Changle said: "As long as my master's hard-earned horse is exchanged with Mr. Sun Yuesun, this cricket."

Guo Taoer said: "Well, what then?"

Shen Changle said: "Uncle, you should have raised this cricket before, and you should know that it is kept in a gourd, and it needs wind when it comes out."

"As a result, my master didn't understand, so he let the cricket out. As soon as the cricket came out, he accidentally jumped into a cup of steaming tea and drowned."

Guo Taoer said: "Oh?"

Shen Changle said: "When this cricket drowns, my master feels distressed. This cricket was exchanged for my hard-earned horse. Drowning the cricket is equivalent to drowning my horse. Isn't this It is equivalent to the meaning of the big white horse falling into the tea bowl and drowning." Shen Changle had a spoiled expression on his face.

"it is good!!!!!!"

"well said!"

The audience below applauded enthusiastically.

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. "Picking the Jacket", Xiaobai and Yue Yunpeng in Deyun Club are both good.

Yu Qiandao: "My wife and I chased Tang Shan to see this cricket.

Guo Taoer said: "How is it?"

Yu Qian: "It's amazing, just this head, and there is this big man like this theater."

Guo Tao'er was startled and said, "Being on the same side as Bei Zhan?

Yu Qiandao: "With such a big head, his eyes are like spotlights."

Guo Taoer said: "My God!"

Yu Qiandao: "This is bright, you two beards, it's as long as fourteen trains!"

Guo Tao'er stopped and said: "It's ok, Teacher Yu." "

Yu Qian boasted triumphantly: "The big one, I have to tie it back."

Guo Tao'er said: "Hurry up and shut up, don't say any more, you put it down, you are talking nonsense!"

Yu Qiandao: Why don't you believe it? "

Guo Taoer said: "No one will believe this."

Yu Qiandao: "Ask him."

Guo Taoer said: "And he knows?"

Yu Qiandao: "Then I must know."

Guo Taoer: "Come Shen Changle, come quickly."

Shen Changle said: "Here it is."

Guo Taoer said: "Listen to the topic again, and when I heard the crickets in Beijing, I chased them all the way to Tangshan. The dug out head looks like the Beizhan Theater."

Shen Changle said: "I don't believe it!!"

Guo Taoer: "The two big eyes are like searchlights."

Shen Changle snorted and said, "Fart!"

Guo Taoer said: "Hey, that beard looks like a [-]-section train."

Shen Changle denied it flatly: "I've never heard of it!"

Guo Taoer: "You don't believe this?"

Shen Changle said firmly: "I don't believe it!"

Guo Taoer: "This is what your master said!"

Shen Changle said: "I don't believe what he said!"

Guo Taoer said: "What's the matter?"

Shen Changle said: "I gave him the jacket, I don't want it anymore!"

The crosstalk of the audience warmly cheered and cheered together, igniting the hot atmosphere in the theater.

And one girl took a deep look at Shen Changle on the stage for the last time, got up and walked towards the exit with a suitcase in her right hand, stuffed the tickets for tonight's Beijing Exhibition into her pocket with her left hand, and took out an airplane Ticket - she's leaving.

Shen Changle on the stage panted lightly, her back was wet all over, as if she had just jogged for ten kilometers, and she was somewhat relaxed and refreshed in her exhaustion.

Guo Taoer pulled Shen Changle and Yu Qian off the stage with a bow.

And at this moment when the cross talk in the theater weakened, a crisp shout suddenly came from the first row below:

"Erha anchor!!!"

Shen Changle, who was originally relaxed physically and mentally, shook his head subconsciously, and subconsciously turned his head to look at a place that he consciously didn't look at today.

In my eyes, there was a pretty girl running past the stage. She was smiling like a flower, and her eyes were shining with pride and complacency, as if to say:
"Haha, look, I finally found you!"

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(End of this chapter)