Chapter 576 I Treat You To Eat

Wan Xiaoyu smiled and said, "Oh, good, I really like roast duck."

"Let me be sure, you are inviting me to eat roast duck, right?" Gao Xing said with a vigilant expression.

"It must be, I am so beautiful for you." Wan Xiaoyu said.

He smiled happily: "Okay, then I thank you."

Wan Xiaoyu said: "There are meat, oil and skin. The lotus leaf cake outside is rolled up. Put some shredded green onion, radish, and cucumber strips to refresh and relieve the greasy. Finally, add some sweet noodle sauce to eat like this. Hey, it's so delicious! Your side Eating, it doesn’t hurt to shoot your master over there!!!”

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Ah??? Then I'm too careless, right??? Besides, why shoot my master right???" Gao Xing said dumbfounded.

There was another burst of applause in the small theater, and the attention and interest of the audience in the auditorium had been gradually mobilized.

Wan Xiaoyu and Gao Xing on the stage were also excited for a while. The previous burdens had already heated up the stage, and as long as they played normally later, their show would be ready.

Wan Xiaoyu said with a smile: "Just to make an analogy, your master is not worthy of death."

"Isn't that still a crime..." Gao Xingdao muttered.

Wan Xiaoyu hesitated for a while and said: "Oh, I suddenly remembered a problem. The roast duck in Bianyifang is good, but there are too many people, and it's not good for everyone to make noise...... How about we eat roast duck at home? ???"

"Eat roast duck at home... I can do it too, but can you roast it?" Gao Xing asked back.

Wan Xiaoyu smiled and said: "It will definitely be, our house has a stove, when you come, let's go to the study to bake, hey, it's beautiful!"

Gao Xing said: "The roast duck in the study...don't say it's the first time I've heard of it."

Wan Xiaoyu said: "But there is still a problem. The stove is simple, but the roast duck is more troublesome. They make special ducks called stuffed ducks. We haven't bought them yet..."

"Yes, this one is really not very easy to buy," Gao Xing said.

Wan Xiaoyu said: "Well, I'll steal it for you. The neighbor next to our house has two pigeons. How about I roast them for you?"

"Oh, it's changed to a pigeon again." Gao Xing said.

Wan Xiaoyu said: "Pigeons are also good. After plucking and roasting, the fist is so big, it is very fragrant."

Gao Xing said: "That's a bit too small, why don't you roast the pigeons one by one, isn't that just filling a gap between teeth?"

Wan Xiaoyu said: "It's okay, isn't there something else, that common saying is good... well the common saying is good."

"Nonsense! What do you want to say?" Gao Xing said.

Wan Xiaoyu said: "Oh, I remembered, as the saying goes, there is not enough good meat, let's make some cakes, I will bake more cakes for you, dough cakes, ten catties a piece!!!"

"Good guy, ten catties a piece???" Gao Xing said dumbfounded.

Wan Xiaoyu smiled and said: "Yes, eat first, if you can't eat enough, you can use it as a quilt when you go home, put pigeons inside, a few bundles of green onions that are taller than a person, and a few baskets of radishes and cucumbers. Eat half a jar of sweet noodle sauce!!!”

"Good fellow! Are you panicking?" Gao Xing frowned.

Wan Xiaoyu said: "That's okay, if you choke, I'll stab you down with a fire chopstick."

"Oh my god, am I eating or suffering? Forget it, I really can't accept it." Gao Xing waved his hand.

Wan Xiaoyu said: "I can't accept it...... Then I want to change it for you, do you like seafood???"

"Hey!!! Your question is on point, I love seafood!!!" Gao Xing clapped his hands and smiled happily.

Wan Xiaoyu said: "Good guy, I'm happy now. Everyone likes seafood. Come and eat at our house. I'll make it for you.........Pipi shrimp, okay???"

"Pipi shrimp is fine," Gao Xing said.

Wan Xiaoyu said: "Pippi Shrimp is good, I need a Pippi Shrimp with the length of the palm, with the word king on it, and bright purple lines on the armor behind, all of them are bright!!!"

"Hey, it's a pleasure to hear!" Gao Xing said.

Wan Xiaoyu said with a smile: "I'll bake a box for you to eat, and put four Pipi shrimp in one. You don't need to peel the shells, pick them up and chew them raw, and your mouth will bleed. This is also a performance art."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"No!!! I can't enjoy this, I don't have such good teeth." Gao Xing said.

Wan Xiaoyu frowned and said, "This doesn't work either. If seafood and shrimps don't work, then we can only eat crabs. Can you eat spicy crabs???"

"That's great, but this is not a box, right?" Gao Xing said.

Wan Xiaoyu said: "No need, it's pure spicy crab. I have studied this dish very well. It is a kind of Sichuan cuisine. The most important thing is a seasoning!!!"

"Oh, seasoning is more important." Gao Xing said.

Wan Xiaoyu said: "I asked a friend from Sichuan Province to send me a courier, and the whole [-]-jin seasoning came over, and we made spicy crab."

"Forty catties??? Do you need that much???" Gao Xing said.

Wan Xiaoyu said: "That's for sure. The seasoning needs to be fragrant but not spicy. Only with more seasoning can the crab taste better."

"This is really particular." Gao Xing boasted with a thumbs up.

Wan Xiaoyu said: "However, for this crab...you can't use sea crabs. It tastes fishy and not tasty."

Gao Xing said: "Then what is it used for? Is it a river crab???"

Wan Xiaoyu talked confidently: "It's not good... River crabs are not good either, so let's use hermit crabs! Hey!!! Put two hermit crabs in the pot, and then mix them with seasonings so that they can be eaten together. Fried, hey..."

"Hey, stop, stop, stop..." Excuse me." Gao Xing said.

"What's wrong???" Wan Xiaoyu asked with a blank face.

Gao Xing said angrily: "What's the matter??? Hermit crabs??? Forty catties of seasoning, put two hermit crabs in it, can you still see it when you fry it??? Isn't that just eating seasonings? !!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience applauded again.

Wan Xiaoyu said: "Hey! Just this dish, you may not be able to find this hermit crab until you die, especially test your eyes!"

"Then don't eat it, okay??? I'm so weak, I just ate these forty catties of seasoning, and I flew out after eating it." Gao Xing said.

Wan Xiaoyu said: "This guy is so boring, he can't do it anyway. If we want to say that, why don't we keep it simple and eat a little home-cooked food?"

Gao Xing said: "It's fine to have a regular meal. It's comfortable to order something."

(End of this chapter)

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