Chapter 589 "Disturbed You"
With the end of the host's announcement, all the audience's spirits were lifted. The first language program of the Spring Festival Gala is not a joke. The most important purpose is to heat up the venue and arouse the audience's interest in watching.

So generally speaking, the first language program of the Spring Festival Gala, although it may not be the program that the director team values ​​most, but first of all it must be lively and cheerful enough, such as Jia Ling's "The Goddess and the Female Man". Regarding the issue of plagiarism or not, at least from the perspective of being lively, cheerful, and refreshing the audience, it has definitely been achieved.

Another example is the skit "True and False Teacher" by Jia Ling and the Great Master. Of course, there are exceptions. A large-scale magical group crosstalk program "Crosstalk Big New Year's Greetings".

Or the online keyboard man, Zhou Wei, a well-known mainstream comic actor who has been hacked, once also performed the very non-mainstream mainstream crosstalk "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala" in the Spring Festival Gala without any burden.

Of course, there is no doubt that in a similar situation, after the end of the Spring Festival Gala, it was very miserable to be sprayed by the audience and netizens.

"Hey, the first sketch, and Yue Yunpeng from Deyun Club! Looking forward to it!"

"Hahaha, don't say it, this is the first time a cross talk actor from Deyun Society has appeared in the Spring Festival Gala, and I don't know how it will perform."

"It's best not to have such high expectations, don't forget who you are acting with..."

"Oh, when will Cai Ning quit the Spring Festival Gala? I really don't want to see her anymore. It's really boring."

"I don't know how long the show of Happy Youtiao will be. It's boring to watch this actor's configuration. I'll go play with my mobile phone."

Shen Changle's family, Yue Yunpeng's family, Guo Tao'er's family and all the actors from Deyun Club sat on the sofa in anticipation at this time, watching the TV with full concentration, and secretly encouraged in their hearts: "Xiao Yueyue, come on!!!"

And look at the Spring Festival Gala stage:
The stage set looked like a living room, and the actors walked out in neat steps following the sound.

Dapeng played the guitar and walked at the end in a red festive sweater: "Start to inspire!!!"

Three people together: "One! Two! Three!"

Dressed in a chef uniform, Yue Yunpeng, who was walking in the front, suddenly stopped and shouted anxiously: Stop!stop! "The remaining two people couldn't figure it out and stopped in place for a while.

Immediately, Yue Yunpeng changed into a cheap dog-licking expression and began to perform: "Hey~~~ Sister Hammer, we are inspiring, why are we breaking up again~~~ I will call you later, let me give you a kiss~~~ "

"Four!!!"

"Go, go, go! The atmosphere has been destroyed by you, do you live just to find someone?" Hua Shao pushed Yue Yunpeng, hating iron so hard.

Yue Yunpeng pursed his mouth and said, "Mmm~"

The audience in the audience and in front of the screen laughed lightly. This is Yue Yunpeng's unique performance charm.

Don't care if it's routine or cheap or cheap, but with that kind of vigor accompanying Yue Yunpeng's big face, he can always leave the audience laughing at the first time, and the audience is full of popularity.

On the stage, Hua Shao was also speechless, and then he turned his head and said to Dapeng, "Then you are alive, is it just for the draft?"

Dapeng said blankly, "Yes."

Hua Shao looked at the two people, straightened out the poor-quality suits he was wearing very seriously, and said in a standard MLM instructor tone: "Listen to me, all of you, I will say it for the last time, we live to change the world! "

Dapeng and Yue Yunpeng raised their hands in agreement: "Change the world!"

Hua Shao: "That's right, you have to embrace ideals in life, and the ideal is to have a house of your own, so I often tell everyone that we recommend it for everyone."

His tone quickened in an instant, and he turned on the machine gun mode: "We recommend authentic and good real estate, authentic and good real estate to everyone. We are the real real estate leader. We will reach Tiananmen within 10 minutes of the CBD... woo woo woo!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Pfft..."

The audience in the audience and in front of the screen were all bursting with joy. This was because last year, thanks to "The Voice"'s large commercials that were against the sky, they had no choice but to be forced to speak at a machine-gun speed, and they succeeded in becoming popular. Hua Shao, sure enough, his words still sound familiar.

At this time, beside the TV, there were some old skit actors who hadn’t appeared in the Spring Festival Gala or retired. Looking at the sketch at the beginning, they all unconsciously said:

"That's right. The script is good. Although the three actors are amateurs, they have good camera sense and language skills. In just a few words, the characters, backgrounds and occupations of these three people are basically revealed."

"A little dog licking chef, a real estate salesperson, and a singer participating in a talent show, let alone this sketch is a bit interesting."

The girl on the sofa at the side said curiously: "Then, Grandpa Cai Ning and Grandma Cai Ning are good sketches."

The old man called Grandpa touched his bald head with few hairs, thought for a while and said:

"At present, it can only be said to be a bit interesting. Don't forget that your grandma Cai Ning has not yet appeared on the stage. How to proceed with this book has to be read further."

"It may be too early to say that it must be a good sketch, but... Huh! It must be better than your grandma Cai Ning and Pan Zi's sketch!!!"

"Puchi...Grandpa, are you jealous hahahaha!!!" The little granddaughter said with a smile.

"Hey you little girl, why are you against Tiangang now? Come here and I promise I won't slap you!" The old man with black lines on his head turned around and was about to hit someone with a belt. It was exactly Cai Ning's previous behavior The gold medal partner, Guo Da-Statham.

Back on the stage, Yue Yunpeng covered Hua Shao's mouth with great difficulty and said: "Okay, okay, okay!" "

Hua Shao continued to say: "I haven't finished the introduction yet!"

Dapeng spoke in a Wanwan accent: "Brother, we'll sell the house later, it's time to sing our inspirational song."

Hua Shao nodded and said: "Yes, yes, yes, come on... get ready!!!"

Yue Yunpeng stopped the two of them again, and said weakly and sincerely: "Wait a minute, bro, the old lady downstairs... won't come here again, will she?"

Hua Shao said with a serious face: "We can't be afraid of her anymore, sing loudly!!!"

Yue Yunpeng: "Okay."

Dapeng: "Get ready!"

The trio sang: "The light of dawn will pass through the darkness..."

In the distance, an old lady with silver hair and a sharp expression walked over pushing a wheelchair...

Hua Shao and Dapeng glanced at it, and suddenly they didn't dare to sing, their faces were innocent.

Only Yue Yunpeng didn't notice it at all, and said with an intoxicated expression, "Can I break all fear... Brother, continue singing?"

"Dapeng, are you playing?"

"I can find..."

"I found... the old lady, I didn't find you... woo woo woo, my god brother, she will come here!!!" Yue Yunpeng looked back and panicked.

Hua Shao: "Calm down."

Cai Ning's aura was fully opened, and he turned his eyes to the three people and said angrily: "You three... are you alive?"

The three contracted together and said in unison: "Ah..."

Cai Ning sneered: "You guys are too noisy today! It's like jumping high in the toilet (too much)!!!"

(End of this chapter)

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