Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 591 "Disturbed You" Part [-]
The three new sketch performers on the stage, listening to the applause and laughter at the scene, were also greatly inspired, and unconsciously performed more freely.

Dapeng took out a bunch of garlic from his pocket and said angrily, "Damn...I don't allow you to say that about my fans!!! They treat me very well. Look, they all gave me presents."

"Send garlic as a gift? What do you mean???"

Dapeng said without hesitation in the movement of twisting Yangko: "It symbolizes that they like me, the appearance is as white as garlic, and this hot typhoon."

Cai Ning frowned and said: "You think too much about Eliminating Lang, I think what they mean is to let you... Suan (forget it)."

Double Kill - Double Kill! ! !

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Garlic!"

"Wow, I'm dying for a word, I feel sorry for Dapeng, it's hateful, but why can't I stop laughing at the corner of my mouth!!!"

"It's funny to be funny, but isn't this a bit too much..."

"Hiss, I also feel a little bit, it's just a simple poisonous tongue, it feels quite boring..."

Dapeng said with a mournful face: "Brother! I'll peel the garlic to disinfect the old lady's mouth!!! I can't take it anymore!!!"

Hua Shao: No, no, go to the side and see how I perform. "

Yue Yunpeng went over and held Dapeng back, while echoing: "You also calm down, your temper is too big."

Hua Shao came out and said kindly: "Old lady, you have an opinion on us, I understand, we are often upstairs with you, Li Zhi, you think it is noisy, but that is because we have a belief, we I think so."

The speed of speech began to speed up crazily: "If you have a dream, you must speak it out loud. We believe that ideals are the real navigation lights on the road of life, giving us the motivation to direct our progress, and pointing us to the direction of progress..."

Cai Ning hurriedly interrupted: "Stop, stop, stop... Can you speak slowly? You rented that mouth, and are you in a hurry to return it?"

Hua Shao said: "Okay, okay, slow down, old lady, we are all people with ideals, we believe that as long as we aim at the ideal direction, with firm confidence and outstanding efforts, we will rush, rush, and keep going. Chong, we will become..."

"Toilet!" Cai Ning answered again successfully.

Hua Shao shouted angrily: "It's a winner!!!"

"Old lady, you have no friends when you talk like this, old lady..."

"Big brother, big brother, calm down as you said just now, let's not argue with him!" Yue Yunpeng persuaded to fight again.

Sitting on the chair, Cai Ning had the upper hand in one-on-three, and said directly: "It's not that you are not allowed to sing, you can sing, but don't make a sound."

Yue Yunpeng opened his mouth, and after trying twice, he said cutely: Brother, I can't do it. "

Hua Shao also replied: "Try it with you! Old lady, you are too difficult for us."

Cai Ning made a compromise and said: "Then how about this, or you can sing it when I go out for a walk?"

Yue Yunpeng came to the spirit and said directly: "Then when are you going for a walk?"

"I never take a walk." Cai Ning said at ease.

All three said helplessly: "Oh my God!!!"

Dapeng: "I think we should stop chattering with her, let's use our big move to sing and run for her!"

"it is good!!!"

The three of them cried and howled like ghosts and wolves, and each sang: "The light of dawn will overcome the darkness."

"Breaking all fear I can find the answer..."

Just after singing two lines, Yue Yunpeng's phone rang again: "Stop! Sister Hammer, what are you doing, you have to break up again, who will wash your clothes and cook for you? I promise you any conditions!!!"

"Need money again~~~ How about ordering rice dumplings? It costs more than 1 yuan to order rice dumplings??? Oh, two yuan each~~~"

Cai Ning counted with his fingers: "Two yuan, four yuan, six yuan, eight yuan, ten yuan, 12 yuan, oops... this is not a mole on the face... ...Is this a face growing on the mole?"

"Puchi..."

"Good guy, I've got trypophobia after hearing this associative picture..."

"There is a face growing on the mole hahaha, it looks like this hammer is really rusty!"

The audience was once again maddened by laughter. Netizens watching the sand sculptures of the Spring Festival Gala on the Internet can be regarded as ignited with a raging spirit of complaints, and they can't stop.

Yue Yunpeng ignored Cai Ning, and continued to listen to the phone with a humble face: "Oh, oh... Sister Hammer, do you still want to grow hair? Didn't we grow it once last year?"

"Oh... are they all dead? It's okay, it's okay, the curly hair we have left is also very charming."

Cai Ning cheered live and said: "A circle of curly hair, Monk Sha?"

Yue Yunpeng said: "Go! Go! Hammer, there is no girl, she is an old lady next door to us, really, really an old lady, why don't you believe it? I'll ask her to prove it to me."

"Old lady, you...you can prove to me that you are not a woman." Yue Yunpeng held the mobile phone close to Cai Ning's ear and said.

Cai Ning was not polite at all, took the phone and said directly to Wang Zha: "Hello, I am his mother-in-law!!!"

Good guy, if you ask this bad old lady to prove it to you, isn't this just a sheep entering the tiger's mouth and looking for a dead end?The audience smiled knowingly again.

Yue Yunpeng said anxiously: "Tie Hammer, Tie Hammer! She...she's joking with you, Hammer, really, she's a good joker, I'll ask her to prove it to me."

"Old lady...you can prove it for me again. It's a big deal. Can you not be my mother-in-law? Please."

Cai Ning said in a child's voice: "Daddy, where are you going, Daddy?"

"Hammer, hammer! Listen to me, Hammer!!!" Yue Yunpeng cried and walked back with his mobile phone.

Dapeng spoke up for justice, and stopped pretending to have a Wanwan accent. He said in a bad manner: "No, what do you say you keep hitting him?"

Cai Ning changed his position on the wheelchair and said, "Then I'll hit you, I said Eliminate Lang... You can change your ideal, just your singing, I guess you won't be able to enter the top three if two people participate in the competition." !"

Dapeng was dissatisfied and said, "No...then do you think that the current draft competition is about singing?"

"Isn't it better than singing? Who can kill a chicken?" Cai Ning asked rhetorically.

Dapeng said with a serious face: "The comparison is miserable now. I am old and miserable. I have many stories."

Hua Shao appeared on the stage at the right time, and suddenly produced a simplified version of "The Voice" on the stage and said: "Yes, yes, yes, come on, hurry up, tell the old lady, this student, now is the most critical time. Do you have any questions?" What should I say to the instructor?Please start your performance and give the instructor a bad one! "

Dapeng nodded, rubbed his face, put on a sad expression, and said in a sobbing tone: "Mr. Judge...I'm sick!"

Cai Ning was not used to it with a cold face: "Well, I can see it."

"puff………………"

"Hahaha relieve your anger! Relieve your anger, I support the old lady in this paragraph! Oppose the talent show and variety show to sell everything to the judges!!!"

"It's really a burden for a few seconds, I haven't laughed so happily in a long time, hahaha!"

“Wonderful and wonderful!”

Speaking of this talent show, the audience became even more excited, satirizing the talent show variety show? ? ?This is a bit interesting.

In particular, the host here is actually using Hua Shao from "The Voice", which is really the deadliest official complaint.

(End of this chapter)