Chapter 595 The Bald Card Is Opened
Shen Changle and his father chatted together, watching the Spring Festival Gala together one day.

To say that there were few entertainment methods in the past, it was rare to see so many stars at the Spring Festival Gala, and the quality of the programs was also high, it was really hard to blink for a second.

As for now, if you can find two good programs in one Spring Festival Gala, the evaluation on the Internet is considered good, but it is indeed completely incomparable.

After two more programs, as the host finished the curtain call, the happy Hao Jian pushed the broken bicycle onto the stage, and undoubtedly said that the atmosphere of the Spring Festival Gala had reached its peak.

"Aunt, I told you, my car was rear-ended..."

"Oh, my tailbone... It's over, the root of my tail was smashed during the New Year's Eve, forget it and be safe!!!"

"Auntie, your car starts too fast, the rim of the car is like this... What's the matter, are you racing fast???"

"Hey, it's indeed a happy fritter, and the acting is really good!" Shen Changle looked at the screen. He had seen countless sketches in his previous life. Although he could remember every burden and know every line, he still couldn't stop being together at any time. Laugh out loud.

This is the role of happy fritters. He let the director of the Spring Festival Gala and the audience of the Spring Festival Gala know that it is not Yang Ma’s Spring Festival Gala.

Not at all, in fact, it is simply because the outstanding sketch actors are getting old, and the Spring Festival Gala dare not use new faces, and gradually the language programs of the Spring Festival Gala are not enough to pick up myself...

Good programs and good actors will shine no matter where they are. The Spring Festival Gala made Happy Youtiao popular, but it is true that since Happy Youtiao started, gradually emerging sketch actors have stepped into the audience's field of vision. more viewers see.

"Chang Le, you said when you will be able to be on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala. At that time... we can also invite all our relatives to our house, and have a good time... you can hold it in your hand." What is it???"

After the performance of "Can't Help", Shen Changle's father, Shen Tao, couldn't help but sighed with emotion. When he glanced at it, he suddenly saw that there was a small card in his son's hand after a while, and his son was sitting silently on it. There is something written on it, it seems to be something like Cao...

Shen Changle smiled, picked up the written card and showed it to his father, and then pretended to be mysterious: "Father, I will make a magic trick for you!"

"Cao...... Jin??? Use some kind of magic trick to cast a curse??? Why did Zhao Gongming watch "Fengshen Bang" when I was a child??? If you want to curse someone, you should spend some money to buy grass first People and needles." Father Shen Changle said with a look of disgust.

A black line popped out of Shen Changle's forehead: "But I still follow my father's words, my card doesn't have that much effect."

"If it works...you write the name of the person on the card, burn it with fire, and burn it first, and the hair on that place will be burned."

"That's why I named this card the Hairless No Pain Removal Card."

Shen Changle's father, Shen Tao raised his brows and said: "Then if you burn your legs first..."

"Leg hair," Shen Changle said to himself.

"Then if you burn your stomach first..."

"Chest hair!"

"Then if you burn the thighs first..."

"Of course it's a waste of time!!!... Dad, you are a bit inappropriate, are you sure you can talk to me about this topic???"

"Sorry sorry... If the head is burned first, is it the hair, the eyebrows, or the beard?" Father Shen Changle blushed, and changed the subject pretending to be serious.

"...It should be the hair, come on, let's burn it and you'll know, come on, father, lighter!" Shen Changle said with a very sunny smile, with the corners of his mouth raised.

"Even if the system has created a blue dragon and a white tiger card, what's the use of it, and I can't see it, in terms of playability, of course the bald head card is fun."

Shen Changle's father took over the lighter, and the orange flame licked from the head of the bald card with the word Cao Jin written on it.

The bald card drawn by the system seems to be a relatively hard card, but once the flame hits it, it burns it all up in a few seconds, leaving no black ash... People are about to leave no hair

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In the waiting lounge at the backstage of the Yangma Spring Festival Gala, Cao Jin and Liu Tian had already put on their makeup and were resting with their eyes closed.

On such a big day as the Spring Festival Gala, the two of them are also fully prepared, both of them are very well-groomed, just wearing a black suit, which is specially customized from abroad, not to mention the price, it is just plain The shipping cost of the clothes is enough for ordinary people to buy a suit of suitable clothes.

In the lounge, Cao Jin was fiddled with the collar in front of the mirror: "Hey Liu Tian, ​​how does it fit??? With my oily head, is it not energetic???"

"It's really good. It's energetic enough. The fat we gained a few months ago is really not in vain. With a suit, it is indeed more handsome." Liu Tian also took a deep breath, trying to get his belly back Go for recycling.

"That's right, what's needed is this spirit. I'm putting my words here. Even if Yue Yunpeng is on the Spring Festival Gala now, he will always be a supporting role and a buffoon."

"As long as there is me, Cao Jin, that guy will always be a foil. Remember this, it will come and go, and the only cross talk show in the Spring Festival Gala will be on me!!!" Cao Jinwei raised his chin and said triumphantly .

"Jin Zi, it's us...we..." Liu Tian corrected.

"Hey! Doesn't that mean the same thing? It's funny that you are arguing with me about such a small matter. Let's go and wait outside. Time will count and it will be our turn soon." Cao Jin waved his hand and said impatiently.

Liu Tian nodded, his eyes suddenly swept to the top of Cao Jin's head and said, "Hey Jin Zi, don't move...you have gray hair!"

"Then catch me quickly!!!" Cao Jin said.

"Oh oh oh..."

Liu Tian agreed, and went straight to grab it with his hands, but before he could use any force, just touching it, the white hair fell off by itself.

"Take it hard! Did you pull it???" Cao Jin felt that there was nothing on his head, so he raised his hand impatiently and wanted to pull it himself.

As a result, the moment Cao Jin turned his head, Cao Jin turned his oily head back, and suddenly his hair swayed, as if he hadn't had time to keep up with the movement of his head, strands fell off... Drifting in the wind... …… Floating……… fell to the ground, leaving only a very clean and shiny marinated egg.

Liu Tian stared at all this silently, and it took a long time before he said a word: "Jin Zi's hair loss is so serious... Would you like to eat some Polygonum multiflorum?"

(End of this chapter)

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