Chapter 602
At 07:30, the unpacking performance officially began. Accompanied by the opening song accompaniment of Deyun Society and the enthusiastic applause of the audience, a pair of comedians came out from the backstage.
From the relatively young Jiuzike and Xiaozike at the very beginning to some famous comedians at the end: Zhang Helun, Lang Heyan, Guo Qilin, Yan Hexiang, Zhang Yunlei, Yang Jiulang, Yue Yunpeng, Sun Yue, Shen Changle, Hou Zhen, Gao Feng, Luan Damn, until the end, Guo Taoer and Yu Qian, neatly paired with each other, took up all the space on the stage.
Although the actual performance certainly does not require so many people, it is necessary for large-scale performances such as unpacking, sealing, and steel wire festivals.
It's like a popular saying in theaters before: "The drama of the previous day, the shadow of the last day, this is the most lively."
The shadow on the last day refers to the shadow puppet show. It is the last day, and all things and props must be prepared for recycling.
The play on the first day is the Peking Opera at that time, don’t worry about the Peking Opera troupe, if you come here to perform on the first day, it must be a lively show for you first, as lively as it can be
This is to highlight the family's wealth, take out the good clothes, pythons, and all kinds of big things from the back, and all the good characters, raw, clean, ugly, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, from the back. Brother Thumb, it means that this class of yours is a rich class, and everyone dare not underestimate it.
Of course, in the current Deyun Society, there is no need to worry about being underestimated by people, but it is still the same sentence, just to make it lively.
There are many people standing full, and there are many soldiers and generals. It is more atmospheric than just four or five pairs of cross talk actors.
Guo Taoer and Yu Qian smiled and said in front of the microphone: "There are a lot of people here today."
"Yes." Yu Qian said.
Guo Tao'er: "It's full of pits and valleys, and the empty seats are considered full."
Yu Qian: "Damn it! You're a little bit cheap and good-looking...... Look at this dark place for yourself, how can there be an empty seat?"
Guo Tao'er clasped her hands and said, "There may not be someone who didn't come back after going to the toilet."
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
The audience chuckled and applauded.
Guo Taoer also continued: "Okay, everyone who celebrates the Chinese New Year is here to listen to the cross talk, so I won't chat with you too much. Behind the scenes, these are some of the actors from our Deyun Club. Everyone saw them just now."
"The Deyun Club usually has an opening song like this kind of large-scale performance. This time, let's use the whole "Big West Chamber", okay?"
"Oh?" Yu Qian said with a smile.
"Good good!!!"
"it is good!!!"
"just sing!!!"
The audience shouted loudly.
Guo Tao'er said: "In fact, we usually sing "The Great Western Chamber". I sang, everyone followed, and... nightclub sang..."
"Hahahahaha!!!" Yu Qianha laughed and looked back, all eyes, from the audience and the cross talk actors, all focused on Shen Changle, who had an innocent expression on his face.
Guo Tao'er also smiled and waved: "Come, come, Chang Le, come out and say hello!!!"
"Don't get so close, go to your master's site!!! If I were your master, I would definitely have your legs amputated!!!" Guo Tao'er saw that Shen Changle was standing next to her in one step, and immediately reprimanded.
"Don't worry about it, he's taller than you even if his leg is sawn off, I'm looking for you." Yu Qian patted Shen Changle's shoulder kindly and smiled triumphantly.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
Guo Tao'er was silent for a long while before changing the subject: "I heard that you took most of the nightclubs in the country away, didn't you?"
"If there is really a patriarch, a senior cross talker, who knows what you have done, I guess the coffin board will not be able to hold it down, and I will find you to settle the score when I climb out."
"Male god!!!"
"Male god!!!"
“KING OF THE CLUB!!!”
Now Shen Changle said between the old couple: "Go, go! Don't yell, my reputation has been ruined by you. I really have no interest in that place. If you want to play, you can go to Mr. Hou. He plays more... ..."
Hou Zhen also smiled and pushed Shen Changle from behind.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
Guo Tao'er said: "That's enough, stop talking nonsense! You will be the first to pick it up in a while. If you want to sing a bit of nightclub flavor, today I will kill disciples for your master."
"Don't worry, there is nothing you can't go wrong." Shen Changle said confidently.
"Good guy! Isn't it all wrong?" Yu Qian said speechlessly.
The audience in the audience was so happy and crazy, they were rocking forward and backward with laughter.
After a long while, the group of cross talk actors and audience who had had enough trouble calmed down, and the band who had been waiting for a long time began to play the accompaniment, accompanied by a tune that was never idle
Guo Taoer sang: "A round of bright moon shines on the west chamber, the beauty of the [-]th is Yingying and the matchmaker."
"Three invite Zhang Sheng to come to the banquet, and no one is jumping over the flower wall when looking around."
"Madam Wugu knew the letter, and Liuhua stick tortured Yingying to interrogate the little matchmaker."
"The Chinese Valentine's Day is bold and festive, so I asked in a fit of anger.
"Evening fragrance falls in front of the Eight Treasures Pavilion, long (nine) love is hard to let go of you!!!"
Everyone smiled and said together: "How is it?"
Guo Taoer sang: "Shiliting broke Yingying by crying~ I sighed and ruined Hongniang~"
Ten is not busy with the big west chamber, Guo Taoer sang directly from one to ten, catchy and full of charm.
"The next one is to send four joys!" Guo Tao'er said.
The soundtrack of gongs, drums and cymbals played by Fa Sixi in the band sounded.
As soon as Shen Changle opened her mouth, she sang with a more gentle voice than Guo Taoer, with an equally charming voice: "Sister embroiders sachets in the room, and embroiders all kinds of people in the West Chamber."
"Ms. Cui is embroidered on this side~ Zhang Xiucai is embroidered on the other side."
Everyone followed Banyan and shouted in unison: "Doudou, Doudou, Doudou, choke!"
"This is Shen Changle!" Guo Taoer waved her hand, Shen Changle bowed and stepped back, the next Li Yunjie was ready to step forward.
Li Yunjie sang: "THE...one two three go!!!"
The accompaniment also sped up at the right time, and it immediately ignited, and everyone sang together, all like a nightclub, and Meng Hetang played the B BOX behind: "Zhang Xiucai is here, so stay, why don't you jump on the pink wall~"
"There is no sister at the front door to fetch water, no sister at the back door to hold firewood~"
"Doudouqidouqidouchoke!"
Shen Changle said with an innocent face: "This is not me, I sang well!!!"
Yu Qian smiled and complained forcefully: "Good guy, he doesn't sing, but everyone else has learned it!"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
The audience in the audience was overjoyed, and they sang along directly.
"Li Yunjie, come here!!!" Guo Tao'er looked helpless, she smiled and was about to lift her foot to kick the troublesome Li Yunjie, but the flexible and fat Li Yunjie slipped away.
Li Yunjie retreated, and Zhang Helun's pace finally slowed down again.
Zhang Helun sang solemnly: "Who are you, you are a handsome man, with white socks and butterfly shoes."
"Raise your eyes and look up, my sister opened the door of the building wide open."
Everyone said together: "Doudouqidouqidouchoke!"
Feng Zhaoyang answered: "I hate my wife's old order to rush me to Tokyo for the exam."
"If fame is rare, you must never meet a girl!"
Everyone said together: "Dou Dou Qi Dou Qi Dou Choke."
"Feng Zhaoyang!" Guo Taoer introduced.
………………
"Come on slap!!!" (It's also a kind of tune card, not a real slap)
Guo Qilin stepped forward and sang: "Xiaoqin boy, hey, don't stop~"
Band accompaniment: "choke!"
"Walk into the room with a lantern in your hand."
"choke!"
Guo Qilin: "Your Majesty, sleep peacefully at your place!"
Everyone said: "Hey, how is it?"
Guo Qilin sang: "Let's go early tomorrow morning."
"Guo Qilin!" Guo Taoer introduced.
"Taiping year!"
Zhang Yunlei:
"…………"
"This is also a pre-existing arrangement."
All together: "Taiping Year~"
Zhang Yunlei sang: "While speaking, Qiaolou started to change."
All together: "Nian Taiping~"
"Yunsu call!"
Guo Tao'er: "I'm going to Tokyo with all my heart in rushing for the exam!"
Everyone together: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"
Guo Taoer: "Passing past Sanli Peach Blossom Shop."
Everyone together: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"
Guo Tao'er: "Here we are at Wuli Xinghua'er Camp again."
Everyone together: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"
Guo Taoer: "The Taohuaer shop sells fine wine."
Everyone together: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"
Guo Tao'er: "Xinghua'er Poqian girl Huarong."
Everyone together: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"
Guo Taoer: "You can't keep the flowers and wine!"
Everyone together: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"
Guo Taoer: "Cui Yingying is settled in Shili Pavilion!"
Everyone together: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"
Guo Taoer: "It's so difficult to sing, it's called The West Chamber!"
Everyone together: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"
Guo Taoer: "May you all attract wealth, prosperity, longevity and health!"
Guo Taoer joined the crowd: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"
Opening Willow……………End.
(End of this chapter)
At 07:30, the unpacking performance officially began. Accompanied by the opening song accompaniment of Deyun Society and the enthusiastic applause of the audience, a pair of comedians came out from the backstage.
From the relatively young Jiuzike and Xiaozike at the very beginning to some famous comedians at the end: Zhang Helun, Lang Heyan, Guo Qilin, Yan Hexiang, Zhang Yunlei, Yang Jiulang, Yue Yunpeng, Sun Yue, Shen Changle, Hou Zhen, Gao Feng, Luan Damn, until the end, Guo Taoer and Yu Qian, neatly paired with each other, took up all the space on the stage.
Although the actual performance certainly does not require so many people, it is necessary for large-scale performances such as unpacking, sealing, and steel wire festivals.
It's like a popular saying in theaters before: "The drama of the previous day, the shadow of the last day, this is the most lively."
The shadow on the last day refers to the shadow puppet show. It is the last day, and all things and props must be prepared for recycling.
The play on the first day is the Peking Opera at that time, don’t worry about the Peking Opera troupe, if you come here to perform on the first day, it must be a lively show for you first, as lively as it can be
This is to highlight the family's wealth, take out the good clothes, pythons, and all kinds of big things from the back, and all the good characters, raw, clean, ugly, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, kuang, from the back. Brother Thumb, it means that this class of yours is a rich class, and everyone dare not underestimate it.
Of course, in the current Deyun Society, there is no need to worry about being underestimated by people, but it is still the same sentence, just to make it lively.
There are many people standing full, and there are many soldiers and generals. It is more atmospheric than just four or five pairs of cross talk actors.
Guo Taoer and Yu Qian smiled and said in front of the microphone: "There are a lot of people here today."
"Yes." Yu Qian said.
Guo Tao'er: "It's full of pits and valleys, and the empty seats are considered full."
Yu Qian: "Damn it! You're a little bit cheap and good-looking...... Look at this dark place for yourself, how can there be an empty seat?"
Guo Tao'er clasped her hands and said, "There may not be someone who didn't come back after going to the toilet."
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
The audience chuckled and applauded.
Guo Taoer also continued: "Okay, everyone who celebrates the Chinese New Year is here to listen to the cross talk, so I won't chat with you too much. Behind the scenes, these are some of the actors from our Deyun Club. Everyone saw them just now."
"The Deyun Club usually has an opening song like this kind of large-scale performance. This time, let's use the whole "Big West Chamber", okay?"
"Oh?" Yu Qian said with a smile.
"Good good!!!"
"it is good!!!"
"just sing!!!"
The audience shouted loudly.
Guo Tao'er said: "In fact, we usually sing "The Great Western Chamber". I sang, everyone followed, and... nightclub sang..."
"Hahahahaha!!!" Yu Qianha laughed and looked back, all eyes, from the audience and the cross talk actors, all focused on Shen Changle, who had an innocent expression on his face.
Guo Tao'er also smiled and waved: "Come, come, Chang Le, come out and say hello!!!"
"Don't get so close, go to your master's site!!! If I were your master, I would definitely have your legs amputated!!!" Guo Tao'er saw that Shen Changle was standing next to her in one step, and immediately reprimanded.
"Don't worry about it, he's taller than you even if his leg is sawn off, I'm looking for you." Yu Qian patted Shen Changle's shoulder kindly and smiled triumphantly.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
Guo Tao'er was silent for a long while before changing the subject: "I heard that you took most of the nightclubs in the country away, didn't you?"
"If there is really a patriarch, a senior cross talker, who knows what you have done, I guess the coffin board will not be able to hold it down, and I will find you to settle the score when I climb out."
"Male god!!!"
"Male god!!!"
“KING OF THE CLUB!!!”
Now Shen Changle said between the old couple: "Go, go! Don't yell, my reputation has been ruined by you. I really have no interest in that place. If you want to play, you can go to Mr. Hou. He plays more... ..."
Hou Zhen also smiled and pushed Shen Changle from behind.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
Guo Tao'er said: "That's enough, stop talking nonsense! You will be the first to pick it up in a while. If you want to sing a bit of nightclub flavor, today I will kill disciples for your master."
"Don't worry, there is nothing you can't go wrong." Shen Changle said confidently.
"Good guy! Isn't it all wrong?" Yu Qian said speechlessly.
The audience in the audience was so happy and crazy, they were rocking forward and backward with laughter.
After a long while, the group of cross talk actors and audience who had had enough trouble calmed down, and the band who had been waiting for a long time began to play the accompaniment, accompanied by a tune that was never idle
Guo Taoer sang: "A round of bright moon shines on the west chamber, the beauty of the [-]th is Yingying and the matchmaker."
"Three invite Zhang Sheng to come to the banquet, and no one is jumping over the flower wall when looking around."
"Madam Wugu knew the letter, and Liuhua stick tortured Yingying to interrogate the little matchmaker."
"The Chinese Valentine's Day is bold and festive, so I asked in a fit of anger.
"Evening fragrance falls in front of the Eight Treasures Pavilion, long (nine) love is hard to let go of you!!!"
Everyone smiled and said together: "How is it?"
Guo Taoer sang: "Shiliting broke Yingying by crying~ I sighed and ruined Hongniang~"
Ten is not busy with the big west chamber, Guo Taoer sang directly from one to ten, catchy and full of charm.
"The next one is to send four joys!" Guo Tao'er said.
The soundtrack of gongs, drums and cymbals played by Fa Sixi in the band sounded.
As soon as Shen Changle opened her mouth, she sang with a more gentle voice than Guo Taoer, with an equally charming voice: "Sister embroiders sachets in the room, and embroiders all kinds of people in the West Chamber."
"Ms. Cui is embroidered on this side~ Zhang Xiucai is embroidered on the other side."
Everyone followed Banyan and shouted in unison: "Doudou, Doudou, Doudou, choke!"
"This is Shen Changle!" Guo Taoer waved her hand, Shen Changle bowed and stepped back, the next Li Yunjie was ready to step forward.
Li Yunjie sang: "THE...one two three go!!!"
The accompaniment also sped up at the right time, and it immediately ignited, and everyone sang together, all like a nightclub, and Meng Hetang played the B BOX behind: "Zhang Xiucai is here, so stay, why don't you jump on the pink wall~"
"There is no sister at the front door to fetch water, no sister at the back door to hold firewood~"
"Doudouqidouqidouchoke!"
Shen Changle said with an innocent face: "This is not me, I sang well!!!"
Yu Qian smiled and complained forcefully: "Good guy, he doesn't sing, but everyone else has learned it!"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
The audience in the audience was overjoyed, and they sang along directly.
"Li Yunjie, come here!!!" Guo Tao'er looked helpless, she smiled and was about to lift her foot to kick the troublesome Li Yunjie, but the flexible and fat Li Yunjie slipped away.
Li Yunjie retreated, and Zhang Helun's pace finally slowed down again.
Zhang Helun sang solemnly: "Who are you, you are a handsome man, with white socks and butterfly shoes."
"Raise your eyes and look up, my sister opened the door of the building wide open."
Everyone said together: "Doudouqidouqidouchoke!"
Feng Zhaoyang answered: "I hate my wife's old order to rush me to Tokyo for the exam."
"If fame is rare, you must never meet a girl!"
Everyone said together: "Dou Dou Qi Dou Qi Dou Choke."
"Feng Zhaoyang!" Guo Taoer introduced.
………………
"Come on slap!!!" (It's also a kind of tune card, not a real slap)
Guo Qilin stepped forward and sang: "Xiaoqin boy, hey, don't stop~"
Band accompaniment: "choke!"
"Walk into the room with a lantern in your hand."
"choke!"
Guo Qilin: "Your Majesty, sleep peacefully at your place!"
Everyone said: "Hey, how is it?"
Guo Qilin sang: "Let's go early tomorrow morning."
"Guo Qilin!" Guo Taoer introduced.
"Taiping year!"
Zhang Yunlei:
"…………"
"This is also a pre-existing arrangement."
All together: "Taiping Year~"
Zhang Yunlei sang: "While speaking, Qiaolou started to change."
All together: "Nian Taiping~"
"Yunsu call!"
Guo Tao'er: "I'm going to Tokyo with all my heart in rushing for the exam!"
Everyone together: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"
Guo Taoer: "Passing past Sanli Peach Blossom Shop."
Everyone together: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"
Guo Tao'er: "Here we are at Wuli Xinghua'er Camp again."
Everyone together: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"
Guo Taoer: "The Taohuaer shop sells fine wine."
Everyone together: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"
Guo Tao'er: "Xinghua'er Poqian girl Huarong."
Everyone together: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"
Guo Taoer: "You can't keep the flowers and wine!"
Everyone together: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"
Guo Taoer: "Cui Yingying is settled in Shili Pavilion!"
Everyone together: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"
Guo Taoer: "It's so difficult to sing, it's called The West Chamber!"
Everyone together: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"
Guo Taoer: "May you all attract wealth, prosperity, longevity and health!"
Guo Taoer joined the crowd: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"
Opening Willow……………End.
(End of this chapter)
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