Chapter 604
After laughing with the audience, Shen Changle returned to the topic and said: "Actually, I just said that the Chinese New Year should be a happy event for the general public. After all, it is a holiday."
"Really." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle pretended to be depressed and let out a long sigh: "But it's the New Year's Eve, but I have encountered a very unpleasant thing."
"Oh? Then tell me in detail, so that we can be happy." Hou Zhen suddenly said with interest.
Shen Changle: "What you're talking about is immoral, saying embarrassing things about yourself to make the audience happy??? Am I crazy??? How can there be a psychopath doing this??? There is no such person in the world!!!"
Hou Zhen: "………… Are you embarrassed? You grab all the fans backstage, and whoever you see doesn't talk about embarrassing things to make the audience happy."
"We are talking about cross talk, and what we do is this job. Leave the sadness and embarrassment to yourself, and give the audience friends the joy."
"Good good good good!!!"
"well said!!!"
"Young Master Hou is very atmospheric!!!"
The audience in the audience applauded one after another, and the cross talk was enthusiastic.
However, Shen Changle curled her lips and said: "Come on, it's not Zhaliang, it's you, you guys are making fun of it."
"Everyone knows that we only talk about others and not about ourselves when we are funny. We keep the happiness for ourselves and give half of it to the audience friends. As for the rest of the sadness...hey, I will pack it and send it to your home."
Hou Zhen: "……………… I really can't refute this with TND" ψ(`)ψ
Shen Changle said with a proud face: "It was originally, let's not talk about being unhappy, let's change the topic, ah, I went to Mr. Hou's house when Mr. Hou was not at home before the New Year... Oh, Mrs. Hou Zhen's daughter Shen Yaya is so cute..."
Shen Changle just said that he was happy, but was immediately pushed by Hou Zhen: "Go!!! I really can't stand this anger."
"Shen Changle, listen carefully today. If you don't talk about your family today, we won't do this business in the future! Labor and management won't serve you!!!"
Shen Changle: "..." (dish)
Hou Zhen: "..." (▼皮▼#)
The audience was quiet, and I don't know if Hou Zhen's performance was really filled with emotion, it was quite immersive.
This also caused the audience in the audience to not know whether to laugh or not, and the audience fell silent for two seconds.
Shen Changle spoke calmly first: "Teacher Hou, are you saying that if you quit... you will never come back?"
"Yes! Anyway, I don't have cloud characters, so I'm not afraid!" Hou Zhen said.
………………
Shen Changle was silent for two seconds and said: "Okay! The New Year's Eve just opened the box, and today is just in time for Hou Zhen to quit. Three blessings are coming!!!"
"Come to the audience friends, now I will serve you a stand-up comedy!!!"
"Stop!!! After thinking about it carefully, I still blame you for not wanting to part with you. I won't leave." Hou Zhen changed his face instantly, grabbed Shen Changle's sleeve and said affectionately.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"YoYo"
Shen Changle looked at Hou Zhen with an innocent look on his face and said, "I was just joking, but today I'm just telling the story of my family. Tell me that you insist on interrupting in a hurry and quit."
"Blame me, blame me, I knew you couldn't just arrest our family and say it." Hou Zhen said with a smile.
Shen Changle said: "If you interrupt like this, you have to repeat it. There is no way to repay you for giving gifts during the Chinese New Year. Mr. Hou, can you give everyone a knock?"
"Where did you come from? It's too early." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Where is the comparison? You have to remind me."
Hou Zhen said, "It's an unpleasant thing."
Shen Changle went on to say: "Yes, the New Year's Eve encountered an unpleasant incident. Just two days ago, did you know Zhang Helun from Deyun Club?"
Hou Zhen nodded and said, "I'm quite familiar with it, isn't it just the one who appeared on the stage just now?"
Shen Changle said: "That's right, Zhang Helun held a birthday banquet for his father two days ago, a two-year-old birthday, oh, this is good..."
"Excuse me, excuse me for your two-year-old birthday? Isn't this a little bit smaller??? Even if it's money-making, we're not so over the top." Hou Zhen said with a look of embarrassment.
Shen Changle said: "It's a two-year-old birthday. It's not his father. His father also helped. Just now, the old couple gave birth to Zhang Helun's younger brother, who is two years old."
Hou Zhen said: "Oh... the child is two years old, so it can't be called a birthday?"
Shen Changle said: "Anyway, that's what it means. Zhang Helun and I are good brothers. I have to go if I hear something, but it will be difficult if I go."
"What's wrong? What's the trouble?" Hou Zhen asked curiously.
Shen Changle said: "We have such a good relationship, so I went to the place where I couldn't be shy and sat and waited for dinner. I need help, but I've never been married, so tell me."
Hou Zhen said: "It's easy to help. I went to help Dai Dong entertain the guests. I can arrange seats."
"Oh, I can't come here. I'm face blind and I know few people. Besides, everyone doesn't know me and I don't know where to arrange it." Shen Changle said.
Hou Zhen thought for a while and said, "Oh...then you go to collect money from the members and keep records."
Shen Changle's eyes lit up and said: "Hey, that's a good idea. I love money if I don't love anything else. It's not tiring to collect money all day. This job suits me, and I'm quick."
"Quick hands...why do you still want to touch two?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Counting the money, you have to count the money and keep the accounts after you have collected the money. How much money has been paid by which household has to be recorded clearly."
"Oh...that's that!" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "There were a lot of people there that day, and the money they received was also very high. I spent three days at home doing calculations for one day, and my eye circles are like those of a panda!"
"That's hard enough." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said angrily: "In the end, guess what, I worked so hard for three days and handed over the share money to Zhang Helun's father. He...he actually said that I am not authentic!"
"Why do you call you unreasonable?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said angrily: "Zhang Helun's father said that I didn't miss his money. If you talk about it, it will take me three days!"
"Then are you secretly ambiguous?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle pretended not to hear and said: "Audience friends, you don't know, I haven't slept for three days, alas, I have dark circles under my eyes, even the whites of my eyes are black..."
"Are you confused?" Hou Zhen said.
"Oh, I worked so hard, and I didn't even have a good word in the end." Shen Changle continued to pretend not to hear.
"Honestly, how much money did you get?" Hou Zhen laughed.
Shen Changle thought for a while and said, "21."
"I remember clearly enough, how much did you give Zhang Helun's father." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle lowered his head and said with a little guilty conscience: "Five thousand eight..."
"Good guy, just gave me a small change??? Then you won't be wronged if you are killed!!!" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.
(End of this chapter)
After laughing with the audience, Shen Changle returned to the topic and said: "Actually, I just said that the Chinese New Year should be a happy event for the general public. After all, it is a holiday."
"Really." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle pretended to be depressed and let out a long sigh: "But it's the New Year's Eve, but I have encountered a very unpleasant thing."
"Oh? Then tell me in detail, so that we can be happy." Hou Zhen suddenly said with interest.
Shen Changle: "What you're talking about is immoral, saying embarrassing things about yourself to make the audience happy??? Am I crazy??? How can there be a psychopath doing this??? There is no such person in the world!!!"
Hou Zhen: "………… Are you embarrassed? You grab all the fans backstage, and whoever you see doesn't talk about embarrassing things to make the audience happy."
"We are talking about cross talk, and what we do is this job. Leave the sadness and embarrassment to yourself, and give the audience friends the joy."
"Good good good good!!!"
"well said!!!"
"Young Master Hou is very atmospheric!!!"
The audience in the audience applauded one after another, and the cross talk was enthusiastic.
However, Shen Changle curled her lips and said: "Come on, it's not Zhaliang, it's you, you guys are making fun of it."
"Everyone knows that we only talk about others and not about ourselves when we are funny. We keep the happiness for ourselves and give half of it to the audience friends. As for the rest of the sadness...hey, I will pack it and send it to your home."
Hou Zhen: "……………… I really can't refute this with TND" ψ(`)ψ
Shen Changle said with a proud face: "It was originally, let's not talk about being unhappy, let's change the topic, ah, I went to Mr. Hou's house when Mr. Hou was not at home before the New Year... Oh, Mrs. Hou Zhen's daughter Shen Yaya is so cute..."
Shen Changle just said that he was happy, but was immediately pushed by Hou Zhen: "Go!!! I really can't stand this anger."
"Shen Changle, listen carefully today. If you don't talk about your family today, we won't do this business in the future! Labor and management won't serve you!!!"
Shen Changle: "..." (dish)
Hou Zhen: "..." (▼皮▼#)
The audience was quiet, and I don't know if Hou Zhen's performance was really filled with emotion, it was quite immersive.
This also caused the audience in the audience to not know whether to laugh or not, and the audience fell silent for two seconds.
Shen Changle spoke calmly first: "Teacher Hou, are you saying that if you quit... you will never come back?"
"Yes! Anyway, I don't have cloud characters, so I'm not afraid!" Hou Zhen said.
………………
Shen Changle was silent for two seconds and said: "Okay! The New Year's Eve just opened the box, and today is just in time for Hou Zhen to quit. Three blessings are coming!!!"
"Come to the audience friends, now I will serve you a stand-up comedy!!!"
"Stop!!! After thinking about it carefully, I still blame you for not wanting to part with you. I won't leave." Hou Zhen changed his face instantly, grabbed Shen Changle's sleeve and said affectionately.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"YoYo"
Shen Changle looked at Hou Zhen with an innocent look on his face and said, "I was just joking, but today I'm just telling the story of my family. Tell me that you insist on interrupting in a hurry and quit."
"Blame me, blame me, I knew you couldn't just arrest our family and say it." Hou Zhen said with a smile.
Shen Changle said: "If you interrupt like this, you have to repeat it. There is no way to repay you for giving gifts during the Chinese New Year. Mr. Hou, can you give everyone a knock?"
"Where did you come from? It's too early." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Where is the comparison? You have to remind me."
Hou Zhen said, "It's an unpleasant thing."
Shen Changle went on to say: "Yes, the New Year's Eve encountered an unpleasant incident. Just two days ago, did you know Zhang Helun from Deyun Club?"
Hou Zhen nodded and said, "I'm quite familiar with it, isn't it just the one who appeared on the stage just now?"
Shen Changle said: "That's right, Zhang Helun held a birthday banquet for his father two days ago, a two-year-old birthday, oh, this is good..."
"Excuse me, excuse me for your two-year-old birthday? Isn't this a little bit smaller??? Even if it's money-making, we're not so over the top." Hou Zhen said with a look of embarrassment.
Shen Changle said: "It's a two-year-old birthday. It's not his father. His father also helped. Just now, the old couple gave birth to Zhang Helun's younger brother, who is two years old."
Hou Zhen said: "Oh... the child is two years old, so it can't be called a birthday?"
Shen Changle said: "Anyway, that's what it means. Zhang Helun and I are good brothers. I have to go if I hear something, but it will be difficult if I go."
"What's wrong? What's the trouble?" Hou Zhen asked curiously.
Shen Changle said: "We have such a good relationship, so I went to the place where I couldn't be shy and sat and waited for dinner. I need help, but I've never been married, so tell me."
Hou Zhen said: "It's easy to help. I went to help Dai Dong entertain the guests. I can arrange seats."
"Oh, I can't come here. I'm face blind and I know few people. Besides, everyone doesn't know me and I don't know where to arrange it." Shen Changle said.
Hou Zhen thought for a while and said, "Oh...then you go to collect money from the members and keep records."
Shen Changle's eyes lit up and said: "Hey, that's a good idea. I love money if I don't love anything else. It's not tiring to collect money all day. This job suits me, and I'm quick."
"Quick hands...why do you still want to touch two?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Counting the money, you have to count the money and keep the accounts after you have collected the money. How much money has been paid by which household has to be recorded clearly."
"Oh...that's that!" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "There were a lot of people there that day, and the money they received was also very high. I spent three days at home doing calculations for one day, and my eye circles are like those of a panda!"
"That's hard enough." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said angrily: "In the end, guess what, I worked so hard for three days and handed over the share money to Zhang Helun's father. He...he actually said that I am not authentic!"
"Why do you call you unreasonable?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said angrily: "Zhang Helun's father said that I didn't miss his money. If you talk about it, it will take me three days!"
"Then are you secretly ambiguous?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle pretended not to hear and said: "Audience friends, you don't know, I haven't slept for three days, alas, I have dark circles under my eyes, even the whites of my eyes are black..."
"Are you confused?" Hou Zhen said.
"Oh, I worked so hard, and I didn't even have a good word in the end." Shen Changle continued to pretend not to hear.
"Honestly, how much money did you get?" Hou Zhen laughed.
Shen Changle thought for a while and said, "21."
"I remember clearly enough, how much did you give Zhang Helun's father." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle lowered his head and said with a little guilty conscience: "Five thousand eight..."
"Good guy, just gave me a small change??? Then you won't be wronged if you are killed!!!" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.
(End of this chapter)
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