Chapter 609 Kitchen Kitchen Plus (End)

When the audience in the audience heard about this critical moment, they all sat up straight and concentrated on it.

Hou Zhen on the stage was also surprised and said: "Yo! Isn't that discovered???"

Shen Changle patted his thigh and said: "Hey, who is to say no, I haven't figured out how to deal with it yet, what can I say, this Xiaolong's father is close."

Shen Changle turned around and imitated Xiaolong's father and said harshly: "Hey kid, what are you doing, why don't you seem to have seen you?"

"Yo, this is dangerous." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "I can't do anything about it, put down the shovel and explain quickly, my... is here to cast a shovel for you."

"Hey! That's not right! I just saw you were pulling a shovel just now???" Shen Changle continued to speak harshly.

Hou Zhen said: "It's over, now I've been seen."

Shen Changle said: "Just when I hesitated and couldn't answer, my dad finally arrived."

Shen Changle played the second role and changed her voice: "Hahahahaha, congratulations to the old dragon, it's a very happy day when you come out today."

"Hey, same joy, same joy, old Shen, I was looking for you. The dishes at the banquet just now were a little thinner, right? I thought the big dishes hadn't been served yet, but the backstage is empty now! !!"

Hou Zhen smiled and said, "It's not empty."

Shen Changle continued to learn: "Old Shen happened to meet you, let's go back and reconcile the accounts."

"Okay!!! No problem, you go ahead and I'll be there later, my child is a little uncomfortable, I'll take him out first."

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Hey, my dad's trick is so high here. As long as I leave, this family will have no real evidence. Where can I go to reconcile accounts without proof? When the time comes, just push two five six and it will be over." gone."

Hou Zhen said: "What about the result?"

Shen Changle said: "No way, Xiaolong's father's eyes are poisonous, and he is a senior in terms of fou and stuff, so he rejected it on the spot."

Shen Changle continued to learn: "Old Shen, this is your child, why do I remember that I was a little skinny when I came here, and now......... fat like this???"

"Hey Laolong, isn't this child so hungry on weekdays? It's rare to eat something good today. I accidentally ate too much, so I got so fat."

"If this is said, no one will believe it." Hou Zhenping said.

Shen Changle said: "Yes, Xiaolong's father said it at the time."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience off the stage applauded and burst into laughter, but this seemingly simple scene directly surprised Lu Xin and Yu Hao sitting in the auditorium to the point of being speechless.

The word cross talk, the ancient work of onomatopoeia, originally meant to imitate others. As a cross talk actor, the four basic skills and one learning include all male voices, female voices, ventriloquism, pouring, songs, etc.

What is important is whether or not one-third of the image is good. No matter who you imitate, you have to imitate that person's special features. This point is very difficult.

Especially like learning male-male dialogue, male-female dialogue, and female-female dialogue, 90.00% of nine cross talk actors use a slightly exaggerated and funny way, one high and one low, changing characters through left and right body shapes, simply letting the audience never In the words and expressions, it is enough to hear that these two people are talking, which is quite good.

What Shen Changle did on the stage at this time was directly upgraded from a three-point style to a nine-point style. Simply put, he closed his eyes. It didn't look like he was learning it at all, it really looked like two men were having a conversation , this is really awesome.

But on the stage, Shen Changle was still imitating Xiaolong's father and said, "Old Shen, don't be in a hurry to send the child away, let's go back to the room and reconcile the accounts together."

Hou Zhen said, "Yes."

Shen Changle returned to his original voice and said: "As soon as I finished speaking, this family came over and grabbed my sleeve. How can I agree? It will be revealed after a while, so I quickly refused and pulled my sleeve back."

"In the end, he pulled it forward, and I pulled it back, and suddenly I heard a dull sound..."

"The sleeve fell off." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "It's more serious than that, the large intestine hanging around my waist is broken! It doesn't matter if it's broken, don't forget that there is lard in it, and the rattling left from the bottom of my trousers. "

"My family on the side was shocked when they saw it, pointed at me and wondered, "Old Shen, your child is fat enough, the good guy leaked oil after touching it!"

"My god." Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "What should I do, anyway, I was taken back to the house by my family in the end, and I will be relieved once I enter the house. There are two stoves in a small place, and it is steaming inside in winter! "

Hou Zhen said: "That's not very good."

Shen Changle said: "What's the matter, don't forget that I'm still wearing a military overcoat. What I hate the most is that there are always people coming in this room, saying auspicious words, and saying goodbye. The door opened and closed, closed and opened again."

"Originally, when my father and I were leaving, I was in a hurry. I just extinguished the charcoal in the last hot pot, but didn't take it out."

"As a result, the door was opened and closed again, and the small wind blew along the military coat to the copper hot pot under me. The charcoal was blown back and forth by the wind, and it got up again after a while. !!!”

"Oh, it's still in the crotch, it's fatal." Hou Zhen frowned and said in cooperation.

Shen Changle said: "As soon as the carbon in this copper hot pot ignites, let alone the burning crotch pain, the most important thing is the lard, dripping on the copper pot with a thick layer. The charcoal fire that got up was burning like this, and black smoke was coming out!!!”

"My god, I'm going to set myself on fire!!!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said with a painful face: "Oh, it's steaming outside, and it's also steaming inside. When the inside and outside are mixed together, my head is about to open. It doesn't matter if it opens. Didn't there be a starch in the hat before?" your little hat?"

"Ah, yes." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle clapped her hands in pain and said: "As a result, the water starch hat melted immediately after being exposed to such heat! The starch turned into white water, like that paint, and stayed along my head, dripping white marks all over my face ah."

"Oh, this is unbearable!" Hou Zhen frowned and said with disgust.

Shen Changle said: "Good guy, Xiaolong's father in my family was reconciling accounts with my father. Suddenly, I felt a puff of black smoke behind me. When I looked back, I almost went into shock."

"Think about it, the face is full of white marks, and the black smoke billowing under the body is just like the faceless man in Spirited Away."

Hou Zhen said: "You don't even need to paint, just change to cosplay."

Shen Changle said with a look of shock: "My family's Xiaolong's father jumped on the table, and turned around and said to my father, hey, old Shen, don't check the account, come and see your child, why is it taking a while?" No DC brains."

"Stop talking!" Hou Zhen also pushed Shen Changle and said.

The cross talk ended here, Shen Changle and Hou Zhen bowed deeply with smiles, thanked the audience and quietly walked off the stage without any nostalgia.

(End of this chapter)

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