Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 646 Execution
Shen Changle said: "Anyway, overall, I am very happy. The big guys have visited three times, some have visited five times, some have taken pictures and signed autographs, so from the first day of the exhibition to the seventh day of the new year."

"Ah??? Didn't I just exhibit for seven days like this??? Didn't you guys have some humanity???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That can't be helped, the temple fair exhibition is from the first day to the sixth day."

"That's not one day left." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said with a smile: "The staff on the last day, those who have messed up the logistics have to come over and visit again."

"It's fatal." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, everyone has read it, we can start here, and there are staff members next to us who have to ask the supervisor for instructions."

"What is the job of this supervisor??" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "To put it bluntly, he is the executioner, sitting on the side with his big mouth curled up, with a hood on his head and a red cloak to ward off evil spirits."

"En." Hou Zhen nodded.

Shen Changle clasped his hands beside him and said, "My lord, the time has come for the criminal to prove his integrity. You see..."

"Follow the rules!!!"

"What rules???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The rule is that the death row inmates can't go on the road on an empty stomach. The main reason is to express their humanity. Therefore, before the execution, the beheaded prisoners are usually allowed to eat their last meal."

"Oh..." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Once the beheading officer said to follow the rules, someone later brought up the decapitation meal."

"Mr. Hou, you are about to be beheaded. Open your mouth and eat a bowl of longevity noodles!!!"

"What kind of long-lived noodles do you want to eat with your head cut off? Can I live longer if I kill my head right away??? He's a scam!!!" Hou Zhen said angrily.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Heh heh heh..."

The audience in the audience burst into laughter instantly, and they were so happy that they leaned forward and clapped uncontrollably.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Anyway, let's finish eating, the executioner here just picked up this devil's sword."

"This ghost-headed broadsword is good. The blade is wide and thick, and the blade is flying thin. You can't kill without blood. Ziwei Weiwei, Lan Wawa, the rays of light, and the colors of auspicious colors, come on! Click!!!"

"Cut!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Isn't it fun??? You look so scared, is Mr. Hou happy???"

"No...it wasn't chopped???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "The execution officer made such little jokes."

"It's not such a joke, I'm scared to death." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Oh, Mr. Hou??? I pissed......"

"That nonsense!!!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said with an innocent face: "Oh, tell me how you did this, it's peeing!!! Come on mop!!!"

"Don't bother!" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle mumbled to himself while gesticulating and dragging: "Hey, I'm also to blame for this, Mr. Hou, please lift your leg.....lift that leg!!!"

"Okay!!! I'm too noisy to die, hurry up and chop it up, please, give it a good time!!!" Hou Zhen said angrily.

Shen Changle said: "Okay, okay, anyway, let's tidy up everything, pick up the big knife, hey! Hey, this can't be cut, it's that mop!!!"

"Oh, are you able to do it?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Okay, this time it's right, raise the ghost-headed sword and walk away! Click! The head fell to the ground."

"Finally cut it." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The knife is too fast. When you cut off your head, Gulu Gulu Gulu ran away, and immediately crossed the road and stopped at the zebra crossing."

"Why is that?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Stop at the red light, go at the green light and wait for the traffic light."

"If I had been so disciplined earlier, why would I still have to behead my head?" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "When the green light came on, Mr. Hou, your head crossed the road, and you turned around and praised the executioner, what a fast knife!!!"

"It was prompted by pure waves." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "This is a sharp knife for beheading, if it is blunt, you will suffer a great crime."

"Come on, I've suffered a lot." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Okay, let's try the blunt knife, okay, so we don't need to tell the stories about my family reunion?"

"If you don't need it, it's all yours. You can just say that this blunt knife kills people." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Oh, that's not wrong. To put it simply, you've been exhibiting for seven days, and the temple fair was withdrawn. The staff saw that the time was almost up and came forward to ask the supervisor for instructions."

"Then continue with the old rules. The staff will bring you a bowl of longevity noodles and finish eating."

"Okay, the second bowl of noodles." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The executioner here came up with a knife. This knife is so good! It's very good!!!"

"Okay?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Think about it, this knife has been around since Nuwa created humans, and it has been handed down to the present after several twists and turns."

"My mother." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "You do the math, how many years has it been passed down to now, how precious is this knife, every trace of it is a national treasure, no one has ever dared to sharpen it."

"I haven't worn it this time???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "The rust on this knife is almost gone. The blade has been used for so many years, and countless holes have been opened just like the saw. In addition, there are sludge, flesh, bone, and rust stuck inside. One layer wrapped in one layer adds up to be thicker than any knife back!!!”

"Then the back of the knife is suitable." Hou Zhen frowned and said disgustedly.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "It is your blessing to be able to use the back of the knife, but today is out of the question, the supervisor personally ordered to kill you with the blade."

"Hi..." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The executioner raised the knife and exhausted all his strength ahhhhhhhhh!!!"

"How???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "This knife is halfway down the neck..."

"Is it stuck???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "It's difficult for the executioner to hold the knife. The card is so stubborn that it can't go up and down, and it can't go down. In the end, there is no other way but to push back and forth like this."

"Chichi... Chichi... Chichichichichichi..."

"My god, this really looks like a saw." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Just like this, the executioner has been sawing for three days, guess what???"

"What's wrong?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "In the end you starved to death!!!"

"I'll fuck you!" Hou Zhenyi pushed Shen Changle and said.

(End of this chapter)