Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 702 The strange problem in the live broadcast room

Chapter 702 The strange problem in the live broadcast room
Shen Changle waved her fan and couldn't help praising the reason she had found. After talking so hard for a long time, she was even more tired than talking about cross talk, and there was no one around to praise her.

Intermission time…… Intermission time.

"Okay, do you have any questions? I'll be customer service for a while. If you have any questions, you can ask me. Let me see..."

"I didn't make up this verification question. If I had to make it up, I wouldn't be able to let the audience talk about Hou Zhen's three shortcomings. At least ten backgrounds are needed."

"My performance??? My performance is in Team Nine, Team Nine of Deyun Society, Ninety No.11 has my performance, and there is also my performance at the Steel Wire Festival."

"Is it possible to waive tickets for private chatting and posting cool photos in stockings??? This is impossible. Don't think that we are the kind of people who ignore profit after seeing sex. My VX number is 1854815... Whatever you want behind it !"

"Oh..... There is still a question, is it free for children to watch cross talk???"

Shen Changle looked at a bullet screen and said casually: "Look at how big this is. If you are a one or two-year-old baby, you are fine. If it is older, you will not be allowed to enter under 1.1 meters. If it is above [-] meters, you can buy an adult ticket."

There is a barrage saying: "Can my child's [-] meters be discounted???"

"Good guy, your parents' [-] meters is still called a child???" Shen Changle said with a face full of black lines, speechless.

There was laughter in the barrage:
"No one believes it, I don't believe it! Three years old is as tall as his mother, five years old is as tall as me, and eight years old is like this!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!! The famous scene in "Let the Bullets Fly" will be automatically brought into Master Ma Bond!"

"Oh, it's absolutely amazing!"

"If I amputate my leg, I can watch the show just one meter away???"

Shen Changle waved his fan helplessly and said, "If you amputate your legs and come to listen to cross talk, I'll treat you. Let's stop joking. Everyone wants to ask some questions related to this live broadcast."

After Shen Changle finished speaking, the sand sculpture fans in the live broadcast room were not obedient, but became more active.

Barrage: "Related to the live broadcast??? Excuse me, what is the link for Pippi Shrimp?"

"Excuse me, can deaf people buy tickets for cross talk at Deyun Club???"

"What should I do if I cry when I buy tickets for Deyun Club??? Will you refund the ticket???"

"What should I do if I buy tickets to the Deyun Club and give birth to the child??? Will I have to make up for the ticket???"

"Where have you ever sold fried pork and potato chips?"

"Excuse me, can I sell tickets after listening to it???"

Looking at the strange questions in the bullet screen, Shen Changle felt that he couldn't get up in one breath, and couldn't get out of his throat if he couldn't go down. It was extremely uncomfortable, and he fought back immediately:

"Where is the Pipi shrimp, I don't buy Pipi shrimp at all, you can go to the next door and ask!"

"The one who sells bad omens next door...then go to the next door next door!!!"

"Can a deaf person buy a ticket? Why do you go after buying a ticket???"

"Cry if you cry. If you like the handkerchief of Huguang Guild Hall, I can lend you to wipe your tears."

"I'm going to give birth soon, please go to the hospital first!!! Deyun Club doesn't care about obstetrics and gynecology."

“Have never had pork and potato chips!”

"You can't listen to it first!!! What if you run away after listening to it??? You can't half the price if you listen to half of it!!!"

"What if you die with the annual card??? We don't issue the annual card here. If you want to die happily, just bury it where the Feng Shui is good!!!"

"Finally someone who buys tickets seriously, thank you! Thank you Yeye from Changle for buying three tickets!"

"Yeye...Grandpa??? It's not that we don't play with it like this. How can we still take advantage of this???"

Shen Changle just thought that there was a fan who bought tickets to talk, but in the end, he was directly taken advantage of.

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room were laughing like crazy when they saw the weird questions and Shen Changle's helpless expression.

"Chang Le, a good guy who never loses money, has today, hahahahaha!!!"

"I'll change my name to Shen Changle's Susu immediately!!!"

"I changed my name to Shen Changle's Nana!"

"Hahaha I changed my name to Shen Changle's Baba Papa."

"I'm fine, my name is definitely the only one to argue!!!"

"Yo, are you really confident in speaking?"

Everyone was curious, and everyone looked at this person's nickname and burst out laughing again in an instant—Shen Changle and Hou Zhen's child Hou Changzhen!
"Oh shit goddamn Hou Changzhen, which one is this? Is he in good health???"

"Hou Er, you have endorsed so many health care products, can you let them down??? People eat health care products as staple food when they go home."

"Is Hou Er Chang Zhen? If you are in good health, you have to ask the female apprentice, right?"

"Is it called stealing when someone waits for a second hand to hand over to an apprentice??? How can someone's work as a cross talk artist be called stealing!"

"That's right!!! Holding hands with little hands, teaching homework, and applauding after learning this lesson, isn't it enough to deal with it this night!!!"

Shen Changle looked more and more crooked, and shook his head helplessly in the live broadcast room full of joy, saying: "Come on, let's talk about this topic, it is really banned."

"Let's talk about the cross talk artist when you are free. Don't lower my popularity."

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed again...

"No...you really don't have any self-knowledge??"

"Good popularity??? Take it out and have a look!"

"Guo Tao'er: You can still tell nonsense with your eyes open, you are indeed a good material for cross talk!!!"

"Tell me a joke, Shen Changle said he has a good relationship hhh!"

"Okay, okay, the time for answering questions is over, and what I'm bringing to you next is tickets for the crosstalk performance of the fifth team of Deyun Society, come and prepare for [-]!"

Shen Changle saw that there were too many jokes, and he couldn't stand it all of a sudden.

He's a good guy, he's making fun of it alone, and the following 10 people are amused.

And the fans in the live broadcast room who just started playing at this time are not doing it:

"It's not that you stop selling tickets, let's talk about five yuan more!"

"That's right, if you don't talk, you can also perform a show."

"Let's put on a show. Everyone is bored after selling tickets for half a day."

Shen Changle saw the barrage and thought for a while: "Well, this is okay, as long as you don't mess with my words, just sing a few lines, then what are you listening to?"

"Pop song!"

"Drama!!!"

"Come directly to Peking Opera!"

"Jindu Allegro!!!"

"Jingyun Dagu!!!"

"JD Drum!!!"

"Taiping Lyrics!"

"Before my roommate cancer left, I wanted to listen to a piece of "Big Waist in Winter", please!"

Shen Changle looked at the bullet screens that flew past and said with a smile: "Hey! I have everything I want to hear. Although I can sing, I just talk about Jindu Allegro. I don't have any allegro. How can I sing?" ah?"

"Farewell, brother, I'm wearing this allegro!!!" Xiaolong beside him couldn't help but his eyes lit up when he heard this, and he pulled out a pair of allegro from his crotch and said excitedly.

Shen Changle: (dish)
(End of this chapter)

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