Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 71 "Speaking, Learning and Singing" Continued
Some of the comedians in the background shook their heads in disdain, appearing quite disdainful.

This kind of jokes that reveal basic skills is actually the same as the cross talk joke "Taiping Lyrics", which is also divided into positive singing, crooked singing, and crooked talking.

Crooked rap means literally, and it is purely funny; while positive rap is a simple test of manners, showing the basic skills of cross talk artists. Of the two, the latter is relatively more difficult.

"Tch, I thought it was a big deal, isn't it just talking crookedly? I said it a long time ago. How could such a brat say it in a serious way?" Chen Hansong said coldly in the background, looking Quite disdainful, obviously still brooding about Hou Sanye's questioning of his Guankou.

"Recently I have a bad memory, mainly because I'm not good at it." Shen Changle said.

Hou Zhendao: "Then what are you good at?"

"Guankou, darling, this is the one who really sees his skills. Shall I give you the "Reporting the Name of the Dishes"?" Shen Changle said.

Hou Zhen: "Okay, let's all listen to your Guankou."

Shen Changle smiled slightly and said, "My "Reporting the Names of Vegetables" is different, listen carefully."

Taking a deep breath into the dantian, the words in the mouth are pearls: "I invite you to eat chicken, salted duck, sharpened live carp, chestnut chicken, three delicacies shark's fin, white offal, stewed duck offal, roasted purple gaier, fried three There are three kinds of mutton, sauced mutton, spiced mutton, roasted mutton, steamed mutton..."

Someone in the audience whispered suspiciously: "I remember "Reporting the name of the dish" is not steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw? Why is this not right?"

As for the crosstalk actor backstage, naturally, he reacted in a few moments of knowledge and exclaimed in surprise: "He, he is doing it backwards!"

Someone reacted and said it first, so everyone understood it. After all, even if some people can't memorize the tradition of "Reporting the Name of Dishes", they have heard it countless times.

A few people around Chen Hansong sneaked a glance in the middle, and at this time, Chen Hansong's face was already red, black, and purple, and his head was swollen. ––Slap the left cheek and slap the right cheek!

At this time, Shen Changle's mouth on the stage became faster and faster until the end.

"Assorted su pan, sausage, air-dried meat, small tripe, pine flower, bacon, sauce chicken, braised duck, braised pig; roasted goose, roasted chick, roasted duck, steamed deer tail, steamed bear's paw, steamed lamb."

"Okay, this is backwards!!!" Hou Zhen was the first to give a thumbs up.

Hou Sanye and Shi Fukuan in the background looked at each other with a burst of satisfaction in their eyes.

The applause and applause from the audience below also resounded in an instant, which was extremely lively.

"It's so easy, it's a trivial matter." Shen Changle waved his hand very indifferently, and said with a very awkward expression.

Hou Zhendao: "Then that means, what about the future studies?"

Shen Changle returned to the theme and said: "Actually, the learning here should be discussed together with the singing."

"Oh? How do you say this?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Because there are actually some things that are slowly getting confused. First of all, let's talk about singing. The singing here actually does not refer to singing, but the singing of cross talk actors: the lyrics of Taiping."

Hou Zhen said: "Well, that's right."

Shen Changle said: "Everyone may be unfamiliar with the lyrics of Taiping, I will give you a few sentences for you to try."

Hou Zhendao: "Sing a few lines for us."

Shen Changle said: "Sing a few lines for everyone. The "Legend of the White Snake" compiled by the head of our Deyun Society later, please bear with me if the singing is not good."

There was applause from below.

"Cough! The beauty of Hangzhou is unparalleled in the world."

"The exotic flowers and plants on the shore of the West Lake are fragrant in all seasons."

"The spring outing at Su Causeway is pink and willows are green."

"In summer, lotus flowers are reflected in the pond."

"Looking at the bright moon in autumn is like clear water."

"Winter sees auspicious snow covering the hills."

"What I mean is, the lower realm of the White Snake on Mount Emei."

"Here in heaven, if Zhang Yuhuang is angry, you can applaud."

Hou Zhen laughed and said, "Is there anyone who wants applause?"

Shen Changle said: "They won't give me anything else I want."

"Here!!!" The audience shouted in unison.

Shen Changle laughed loudly, and said happily, "Actually, I've always wanted a wife."

"Woo, woo, woo, woo...!"

"Hahahahaha!"

The serious audience below gradually let go, and the leaders smiled and exchanged glances, and they didn't plan to care about it anymore. It's rare for such a good festival to be accompanied by a good program, so that everyone can relax a little bit.

Hou Zhen waved his hand and brought the topic back: "You are embarrassing, I advise you to speak up, don't look at you being strong, brother Renbing will come one at random, and knock down ten of you."

Shen Changle said with a serious face: "Hey, why don't you talk about it, since you said that the lyrics of Taiping are a cross talk song, then some people may not understand, then you say you cross talk actors, sing a pop song, sing a ditty Minor, isn’t singing an opera called singing?”

Hou Zhendao: "That's right, someone keeps asking us that."

Shen Changle said: "Actually, these are what we talked about just now, because of what, for example, the Beijing opera sung by Mr. Li and Mr. Yu just now. They are professional Peking opera actors. If you say I can sing a few words, but I'm a layman, and I learned a little from others, and the same is true for others, so these are actually learning."

"Then since you can sing when it comes to it, then you can learn a few lines for us." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle waved her hand and said, "That's not okay, the two teachers Zhuyu were in front of me just now, and I'll be ashamed to death after I finish singing."

"just sing!"

"one comes!!"

The audience below were very respectful and shouted loudly.

Shen Changle hesitated and said, "Then let me give you a few words to try?"

Li Shengsu, who had been listening at the gate of the final stage, had his eyes brightened and said: "Brother Yu, listen carefully. I learned about it through online videos before. He is very good at singing our Mei school, and Mr. Mei even sent a special post about it." video response."

Yu Kuizhi was surprised and said, "Can I get Mr. Mei's response? My God."

Hou Zhendao: "Look, the audience agrees, let you sing one."

On the stage, Shen Changle smiled and said: "Okay, then we are being disrespectful. The "Legend of the White Snake" I sang just now was a bit soft. I don't think all the elders in the audience may like it. I think we should raise it today." Be angry."

"Oh? Then what are you singing?" Hou Zhenping said.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Everyone, do you know Mr. Bao?"

"Know!" the audience replied.

"It's good to know. Let's learn to sing a few lines of "The Case of Gui Mei" today. It's about Bao Gong's trial of the scumbag Chen Shimei. In fact, it's similar to our current 110."

"I'll give you a few lines for you to try. It's definitely not good to sing. Please bear with me when there is a place where the accent is out of tune." Shen Changle bowed to the audience in a well-behaved manner.

"Oh, yes, everyone praises you a lot." Hou Zhen said.

(End of this chapter)