Chapter 752
After Shen Changle finished explaining, Hou Zhen hurriedly praised: "Oh, this is a really good thing."
Shen Changle said: "That's right. I took a look at the spacious and bright place where I put the Danshu iron coupon. Oh, this is good. The first word on it is Yang Ye!"
"Yang Ye...Yang Jiye?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Mr. Yang Ling, go down to Yang Yanping, Yang Yanding, including Yang Zongbao, and here is Taijun She, etc..."
"Oh, I know this! Thinking about the Yang family's tiger general in the Song Dynasty, he had a golden sword and eight guns, which made the Liao soldiers frightened. He made great contributions to the Song Dynasty."
"Unfortunately, the treacherous ministers were in power at that time, Pan Renmei was a treacherous and sycophant, and the Yang family would be severely persecuted. The emperor of the Liao Kingdom invited Taizong to go to the "Double Dragon Meeting" on the Golden Beach, hiding murderous intentions, and the soldiers were trapped in the palace. , chariots staggered, swords and blood."
"Father Yang Ye committed suicide by hitting a stele in desperation, Dalang died in place of King Song, Erlang and Saburo died in battle, Shiro and Goro disappeared, one became the concubine of the Liao Kingdom, and the other became a monk in Mount Wutai at last, Liulang died of illness, and Qilang died of illness because he was in the battle for the commander-in-chief. He killed the son of Grand Master Pan Renmei, who was drunk by Pan Renmei, tied to a banana tree and shot to death with arrows, a total of 72 arrows were shot, [-] of which pierced the chest."
"The whole family is loyal and loyal, and saved the Song Dynasty several times, and finally earned this iron coupon of the Tianbo Yang Mansion's alchemy!"
"My god, this is really too precious!!!" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said with a face full of pain: "It's still precious, it's not how depressing it is!!!"
"Good guy, you've been talking about your relationship for a long time, you don't buy it???" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.
Shen Changle said: "Of course I don't buy it. The men in this family are dying, so why would I want it for such a thing? I suspect that this thing is probably the best man in the world. You see, the female generals of the Yang family are the most At least he lived for quite a long time... This shouldn't be called Dan Shu Iron Coupon, it should be called Widow Maker!"
"Go, go, stop talking nonsense!" Hou Zhen said.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
"Damn it, why do I feel that there is nothing wrong with me unexpectedly!!!"
"Hahaha widow maker, I laughed so hard this time."
The audience in the auditorium applauded warmly, and they all leaned forward and laughed together happily.
Shen Changle said: "Furthermore, this death-free gold medal is just a blank promise. If the emperor really wanted to kill you that day, you would still die in the end."
"How could this happen! Isn't this the gold medal for avoiding death? Even the emperor can't kill me." Hou Zhen objected.
Shen Changle said: "Think about it yourself, for example, you have a gold medal for avoiding death, and it says ten times to avoid death, is it enough?"
"Of course, how can you kill me with ten times of death?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Simple, for example, I am the emperor, Hou Zhen, can I kill you?"
"I can't if I have the gold medal for avoiding death." Hou Zhen agreed blankly.
Shen Changle said: "This has already happened once, Hou Zhen, can I kill you?
"The second time..." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Just ask you ten times in a row, No. 11 times, are you dead?"
"Hey! It's the first time I've heard that Dan Shu Iron Coupon is for this..." Hou Zhen said speechlessly
Shen Changle said: "Anyway, that's what it means. I really don't like this treasure of the old man, but you don't have to worry about moving it back. Didn't you say that your iron shop has three kinds of treasures from the town store?"
"This iron book and iron scroll is only the third treasure, so you...how about showing us your second most precious treasure???"
"Oh yes, let's take a look at the second baby." Hou Zhen nodded in agreement.
Shen Changle laughed hoarsely like the old man: "Hahahahaha!!! Good baby, since that's the case, then I'll show you the second precious ironware in my store!!!"
"Good!" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "After finishing talking here, the old man went to the backyard alone, listening to the sound of rummaging through things... After searching for a long time, after all, the old man is old, and the last time If it can be brought over, this time it will be dragged directly on the ground, rattling rattling rattling..."
"This old man is really not easy." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "The old man came back panting heavily, holding a treasure in his hand, a green sharkskin sheath, and a three-foot steel blade."
"Oh, this is the Iron Sword." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "The old man held the hilt of the sword in one hand and the scabbard in the other, and he heard the sound of the sword coming out of the sheath, and even held a sword flower in his hand. Pass it to me."
"It looks like a good sword!!!" Hou Zhen said
Shen Changle said: "That's right, I took it over and took a look, there are still words written on it Shang Fang Zhan Ma Jian!!!"
"Zhan Ma Jian... What does this mean?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Shangfang Zhanmajian, what we often say in our oral language is Shangfang Baojian."
"Oops! Another gift from the emperor." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "It's all given by the emperor. This is more powerful than the iron coupon of the Danshu. I took a closer look and this is the Shangfang sword given to Liu Bowen by Emperor Hongwu back then!"
"Whoever holds this sword, if he goes out of Beijing, he will behead upright officials, and downgrade common people!!!"
"Good guy, beheading upright officials and beheading common people, are you a traitor sword???" Hou Zhen said with a speechless face.
"It's called beheading corrupt officials at the top and beheading the rioters at the bottom. It's a decent thing!"
Shen Changle waved his hand and said, "Whatever is a good thing, this thing, this thing is so frustrating!"
"This Shangfang sword is still depressed???" Hou Zhen asked doubtfully.
Shen Changle said: "It must be frustrating, good guy, where will you die, this thing is too murderous, if you take this thing home, it will be Conan with the appearance of an iron sword.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
The audience leaned forward and back together with joy and clapped and booed together.
"Hey, why don't you want anything after talking for a long time? Aren't you here to make trouble???" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.
Shen Changle said: "You, how about this, aren't you the three most rare irons in the world? These two are here, and there is another one. Anyway, you also take out these two. The most rare one, you take it Come out and let me see if it’s okay???”
Shen Changle imitated the old man's voice and said: "Hahahahaha!!! If you compare it with the first type, the first two are nothing."
"Oh, it's nothing more serious than the previous ones?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle waved his hand and said: "It doesn't even count, this is the most rare iron artifact in the world!!"
"Oh? What iron???" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle raised his hand and said with a smile, "I still have a Kyoto license plate here, take a look."
"I've never heard of it!" Hou Zhen smiled and pushed Shen Changle.
(End of this chapter)
After Shen Changle finished explaining, Hou Zhen hurriedly praised: "Oh, this is a really good thing."
Shen Changle said: "That's right. I took a look at the spacious and bright place where I put the Danshu iron coupon. Oh, this is good. The first word on it is Yang Ye!"
"Yang Ye...Yang Jiye?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Mr. Yang Ling, go down to Yang Yanping, Yang Yanding, including Yang Zongbao, and here is Taijun She, etc..."
"Oh, I know this! Thinking about the Yang family's tiger general in the Song Dynasty, he had a golden sword and eight guns, which made the Liao soldiers frightened. He made great contributions to the Song Dynasty."
"Unfortunately, the treacherous ministers were in power at that time, Pan Renmei was a treacherous and sycophant, and the Yang family would be severely persecuted. The emperor of the Liao Kingdom invited Taizong to go to the "Double Dragon Meeting" on the Golden Beach, hiding murderous intentions, and the soldiers were trapped in the palace. , chariots staggered, swords and blood."
"Father Yang Ye committed suicide by hitting a stele in desperation, Dalang died in place of King Song, Erlang and Saburo died in battle, Shiro and Goro disappeared, one became the concubine of the Liao Kingdom, and the other became a monk in Mount Wutai at last, Liulang died of illness, and Qilang died of illness because he was in the battle for the commander-in-chief. He killed the son of Grand Master Pan Renmei, who was drunk by Pan Renmei, tied to a banana tree and shot to death with arrows, a total of 72 arrows were shot, [-] of which pierced the chest."
"The whole family is loyal and loyal, and saved the Song Dynasty several times, and finally earned this iron coupon of the Tianbo Yang Mansion's alchemy!"
"My god, this is really too precious!!!" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said with a face full of pain: "It's still precious, it's not how depressing it is!!!"
"Good guy, you've been talking about your relationship for a long time, you don't buy it???" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.
Shen Changle said: "Of course I don't buy it. The men in this family are dying, so why would I want it for such a thing? I suspect that this thing is probably the best man in the world. You see, the female generals of the Yang family are the most At least he lived for quite a long time... This shouldn't be called Dan Shu Iron Coupon, it should be called Widow Maker!"
"Go, go, stop talking nonsense!" Hou Zhen said.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
"Damn it, why do I feel that there is nothing wrong with me unexpectedly!!!"
"Hahaha widow maker, I laughed so hard this time."
The audience in the auditorium applauded warmly, and they all leaned forward and laughed together happily.
Shen Changle said: "Furthermore, this death-free gold medal is just a blank promise. If the emperor really wanted to kill you that day, you would still die in the end."
"How could this happen! Isn't this the gold medal for avoiding death? Even the emperor can't kill me." Hou Zhen objected.
Shen Changle said: "Think about it yourself, for example, you have a gold medal for avoiding death, and it says ten times to avoid death, is it enough?"
"Of course, how can you kill me with ten times of death?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Simple, for example, I am the emperor, Hou Zhen, can I kill you?"
"I can't if I have the gold medal for avoiding death." Hou Zhen agreed blankly.
Shen Changle said: "This has already happened once, Hou Zhen, can I kill you?
"The second time..." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Just ask you ten times in a row, No. 11 times, are you dead?"
"Hey! It's the first time I've heard that Dan Shu Iron Coupon is for this..." Hou Zhen said speechlessly
Shen Changle said: "Anyway, that's what it means. I really don't like this treasure of the old man, but you don't have to worry about moving it back. Didn't you say that your iron shop has three kinds of treasures from the town store?"
"This iron book and iron scroll is only the third treasure, so you...how about showing us your second most precious treasure???"
"Oh yes, let's take a look at the second baby." Hou Zhen nodded in agreement.
Shen Changle laughed hoarsely like the old man: "Hahahahaha!!! Good baby, since that's the case, then I'll show you the second precious ironware in my store!!!"
"Good!" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "After finishing talking here, the old man went to the backyard alone, listening to the sound of rummaging through things... After searching for a long time, after all, the old man is old, and the last time If it can be brought over, this time it will be dragged directly on the ground, rattling rattling rattling..."
"This old man is really not easy." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "The old man came back panting heavily, holding a treasure in his hand, a green sharkskin sheath, and a three-foot steel blade."
"Oh, this is the Iron Sword." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "The old man held the hilt of the sword in one hand and the scabbard in the other, and he heard the sound of the sword coming out of the sheath, and even held a sword flower in his hand. Pass it to me."
"It looks like a good sword!!!" Hou Zhen said
Shen Changle said: "That's right, I took it over and took a look, there are still words written on it Shang Fang Zhan Ma Jian!!!"
"Zhan Ma Jian... What does this mean?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Shangfang Zhanmajian, what we often say in our oral language is Shangfang Baojian."
"Oops! Another gift from the emperor." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "It's all given by the emperor. This is more powerful than the iron coupon of the Danshu. I took a closer look and this is the Shangfang sword given to Liu Bowen by Emperor Hongwu back then!"
"Whoever holds this sword, if he goes out of Beijing, he will behead upright officials, and downgrade common people!!!"
"Good guy, beheading upright officials and beheading common people, are you a traitor sword???" Hou Zhen said with a speechless face.
"It's called beheading corrupt officials at the top and beheading the rioters at the bottom. It's a decent thing!"
Shen Changle waved his hand and said, "Whatever is a good thing, this thing, this thing is so frustrating!"
"This Shangfang sword is still depressed???" Hou Zhen asked doubtfully.
Shen Changle said: "It must be frustrating, good guy, where will you die, this thing is too murderous, if you take this thing home, it will be Conan with the appearance of an iron sword.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
The audience leaned forward and back together with joy and clapped and booed together.
"Hey, why don't you want anything after talking for a long time? Aren't you here to make trouble???" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.
Shen Changle said: "You, how about this, aren't you the three most rare irons in the world? These two are here, and there is another one. Anyway, you also take out these two. The most rare one, you take it Come out and let me see if it’s okay???”
Shen Changle imitated the old man's voice and said: "Hahahahaha!!! If you compare it with the first type, the first two are nothing."
"Oh, it's nothing more serious than the previous ones?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle waved his hand and said: "It doesn't even count, this is the most rare iron artifact in the world!!"
"Oh? What iron???" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle raised his hand and said with a smile, "I still have a Kyoto license plate here, take a look."
"I've never heard of it!" Hou Zhen smiled and pushed Shen Changle.
(End of this chapter)
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