Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 766 "Turn Down the Lamp" Chapter

Guo Qilin: "It is said that there is a car with four wheels. It was driving, and one fell off. Excuse me, how many wheels are there? Guess I don't believe it!!!"

Shen Changle pretended to be surprised and smiled and said: "Hey! This question is even more difficult. Audience friends, have you heard this question? It is said that there is such a car, and there are four..."

"No! No! How could you say that, you should say that, you know." Shen Changle waved his hands as if he couldn't be taught, walked to Guo Qilin's teasing place, pushed Guo Qilin aside and said.

"You said there is such a car! It has five wheels."

"Then I have to ask you, why is it five wheels?" Shen Changle turned around and asked in a timely manner as if pretending to be joking, and then switched back to joking again:

"You stupid, he has a spare tire!!!"

"Oh...there's something about the spare tire!"

"That's right, that's why the "噚" is missing... Oh, I'm sorry, I seem to have overstepped..." Shen Changle was having a lot of fun switching back and forth by himself, while Guo Qilin on the side stared blankly. It's straight sucking teeth.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Oh shit, is this a really funny series?"

"Oh my god, I laughed so hard. I've never seen such an active cheerleader. I feel that Guo Qilin on the side looks so pitiful!!!"

In the auditorium under the stage, no matter how many cross talks and classic "Lantern Riddles" they have seen before, they have never seen such a funny person who is so funny. They all laughed so hard that they burst into tears up.

Guo Qilin looked at the well-behaved Shen Changle who had returned to the original look and said speechlessly: "Isn't it because you talk a lot??? I asked you to answer the questions. Do you think these are useful???"

Shen Changle said: "Yes, I'll just guess and finish, right?"

Guo Qilin said: "That's right! This car has five wheels, and now one of them has dropped off. How many wheels are there?"

Shen Changle smiled and said: "One fell off, and then there are a few more wheels, and five more wheels, you made it very clear just now, one of the "lights" fell off, one of the car lights fell off, and the wheels didn't fall off. Isn't there just five more?"

Guo Qilin: "..." (;[-]_[-])
"Yeah, it looks like I was mistaken again, take a look." Shen Changle said.

Guo Qilin refused to admit defeat and said, "Don't get too excited, listen to the questions again!"

"Oh, you still have?" Shen Changle said

Guo Qilin said: "There is a little Ming who can only spend money every day, but in the end he became a millionaire. Why?"

Shen Changle didn't make a joke this time and said without thinking: "Because he used to be a billionaire!"

Guo Qilin immediately continued to ask: "The anti-aircraft gun is so powerful, why can't it hit the stars?"

Shen Changle said: "Because stars can twinkle!"

Guo Qilin said: "What did the Bull Demon King say when he fought Monkey King in the Flame Mountain?
Shen Changle gave a thumbs up and said loudly: "Brave, not afraid of difficulties!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

In an instant, the auditorium was filled with joy again.

Guo Qilin pushed Shen Changle and said: "Hey, why don't you wait a little longer, are we doing the opposite?"

Shen Changle shook his head and said, "I don't understand what it means."

Guo Qilin said: "It's not that this person is wrong, I'm just kidding, I'm the smart one!!! You're the stupid one!!!"

Shen Changle said with an expression that he didn't hear clearly: "What should I do?"

Guo Qilin said: "You must be stupid, if you really can't, you can pretend to be stupid, right?"

Shen Changle said: "Okay, okay, you have a backer, I will listen to you, okay? If you tell me how to do it, I will do it the way I do."

Guo Qilin said: "It's just that I finished the question, and you can't guess the answer."

Shen Changle said: "Oh... I don't guess the answer, do I?"

Guo Qilin nodded and said, "Yes, you can't guess the answer."

Shen Changle said: "It's okay! Then I promise to cooperate with you!"

Guo Qilin ordered Shen Changle to take care of him, coughed dryly and came back and smiled at the audience: "Hey, everyone, you have been waiting for a long time, I told him that his IQ is not good, listen to the questions!"

Shen Changle nodded and said, "Well, listen!"

Guo Qilin said: "Say! There is a bus, six people get on at the starting station, seven people get on at one stop, two go down, stop at another stop, eight people go up, five go down, stop at another stop and don't get on. Two people went down, and then stopped..."

"Hey!" Shen Changle smiled and patted Guo Qilin who was on the side.

"Do you want to ask, how many stops does this bus stop in total?"

Guo Qilin was silent for a while and quickly changed his words: "No, what I want to ask you is..."

Shen Changle interrupted again: "What's the bus driver's name?"

Guo Qilin changed his words again and explained: "No, I want to ask you..."

Shen Changle: "What's his wife's name?"

"No, what I want to ask is..."

"What's his mother's name?"

"No, I want to ask..."

"What's his grandma's name?"

"No, I want to ask..."

"What's his fourth uncle's name?"

Guo Qilin said: "Don't interrupt me, okay??? This driver is an orphan, okay!!!" (▼皮▼#)
Shen Changle forced a sympathetic smile on his face and said: "Wow~ He is so pitiful, how can he be an orphan..."

"Which...how about we ask him how many stops???"

Guo Qilin said: "Oh no... Didn't you agree that you can't guess the answer???"

"The conscience of heaven and earth, I didn't guess the answer either!" Shen Changle said pretendingly.

Guo Qilin: Yes, you guessed the question! ! !You are not right at all. If you don’t follow the script, you can’t even guess the answer. How can you guess the question? "(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻
"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience burst into laughter and applauded enthusiastically.

Shen Changle said shyly, "Hey, what a coincidence...

Guo Qilin jumped up and said: "You are acting, you can't guess what I say, and then I say it, and then we both step down from the stage. It's such a simple process."

Shen Changle nodded and said, "Oh...it's just that I don't know anything!"

Guo Qilin said: "Yes, I know everything."

"Okay, I don't know anything, it's better to act, let's talk about one more!" Shen Changle said very sincerely.

Guo Qilin said: "Let's say one more...you've guessed the other one that I will, and I won't!!!" (优)
"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Funny: I won't do it anymore!!!"

"A series that is so funny hahaha!"

"Guo Qilin: Shen Changle, I will ask you to measure my life in the future, I am the one!!!"

"Oh my god, it's so miserable and funny hahaha!!!"

Everyone in the audience counted as one, and almost everyone was amused by this novel combination on the stage. It was really a sense of joy.

Looking at Guo Qilin's helpless face, Shen Changle almost couldn't help but burst out laughing, and it took a long time before he pretended to be disappointed and said: "If you can't remind me, then I can't help it, I still have a few more, But I won't tell you this..."

Guo Qilin waved his hand and said: "Will you put it aside, you promise me first, you can't guess the answer."

"I promise, I won't guess the answer!!!" Shen Changle solemnly raised two fingers.

Guo Qilin suddenly remembered something and said: "Oh, by the way, you can't guess the question either!!!"

Shen Changle said: "I promise you that I won't guess. If I tell lies, my partner will be crushed by lightning..."

Guo Qilin: …………”←_←

Shen Changle said: "The original partner, the original partner."

Guo Qilin said: "Okay, I will trust you one last time, don't go, just wait."

After saying that, Guo Qilin turned his head and walked backstage, and disappeared immediately.

Shen Changle stood beside the table and said: Hey, why is this going on..."

"Godfather, why don't you come up and let's have a cross talk?"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"one comes!!!"

The audience watched Shen Changle making fun of Guo Taoer who was under the auditorium, and everyone followed suit.

Guo Tao'er, who was sitting in the auditorium, didn't speak, but smiled and waved her hands to express her refusal.

And Shen Changle on the stage continued to chat to everyone in the auditorium: "I don't know where this is going, I guess, don't ask after running, just find some old seniors in the cross talk world, and ask lantern riddles, What can the old man teach him? Aren’t there just a few of them, right!”

"It looks like a lantern from a distance, but it looks like a lantern up close. A lantern is a lantern. There are holes in it. What's the answer?——Broken lantern."

"Look at the electric fan from a distance, look at the electric fan up close, the electric fan is an electric fan, it just won't turn - broken electric fan."

"It looks like a dog from a distance, but it looks like a dog up close. It's a dog. It's a dog, but it won't walk—a dead dog."

Shen Changle pinched her fingers and counted with a look of disgust: "Isn't it just this, broken lanterns, broken electric fans, dead dogs, what can I ask for these things??? Of course, people have to be honest, I agree We don't know the answer, we don't guess the question, and we absolutely can't talk!"

"Guarantee that the business of others must be completed, I made a promise, but you didn't???"

"Oh oh oh..."

Many smart partners in the auditorium immediately responded, showing understanding smiles.

Shen Changle smiled happily and said: "Understood, everyone? You can talk!!! Don't wait for him to finish speaking, just answer him immediately."

"This time, let's try to let Guo Qilin be completely "buried" on this stage."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

Audiences who love to watch cross talk are so bad, especially those who often listen to small theaters, especially those who love to argue and make the crowd laugh.

I usually meet some young comedians in the Deyun Club, and many good audiences are afraid that the comedians on the stage will not be able to catch up. Now it’s good, and they organize everyone to tease their partners? ? ?

Since this is "legal digging", if the cross talk actors on the stage are not wiped out at once, let alone Shen Changle is not happy, even they themselves are not happy! ! !

As soon as Shen Changle on the stage finished speaking, most of the audience off the stage were almost ready to move and couldn't wait.

After a while, Guo Qilin came back and said, "Come on! My side is ready!"

"You are finally willing to come back, why did you go backstage?" Shen Changle praised.

Guo Qilin waved his hand and said: "Why are you scared? Let me tell you that you will definitely not be able to guess this time. I went to ask an old senior in our cross talk world!!!"

"What did you... what did you do?" Shen Changle raised his brows and asked with a half-smile.

Guo Qilin exaggerated: "I asked an old man in the cross talk world for advice! I told you a lot of very rare lantern riddles, you will definitely not be able to guess them!!!"

Shen Changle said: "Hey... It seems that I made a bet right."
Guo Qilin said: "I tell you it's useless to bet on anything, you can't guess at all!!!"

"That's, I couldn't have guessed it!" Shen Changle said modestly, silently greeting the audience with the hand hidden behind her...

Guo Qilin: "Listen to the questions!"

"Well, I'm listening!"

Guo Qilin was full of confidence: "Knocking far away is a lantern..."

The audience had already come and prepared mentally for a long time. Sure enough, Guo Qilin replied together before he could say the second half of the sentence: "Broken Lantern!!!"

Guo Qilin: "(○Д○)"

Shen Changle smiled and turned her head in the opposite direction, her face flushed red and her shoulders shrugged.

Guo Qilin said with a look of disbelief: "Listen to the questions again!!! Look at the electric fan from a distance......

The audience shouted: "Broken electric fan!!!"

Guo Qilin turned his head and stared at Shen Changle who was beside him without blinking.

Sensing Guo Qilin's eyes, Shen Changle quickly suppressed a smile, and pretended to be surprised: "Oh, what's the meaning of this, why is it like this... You have another one!!!"

Guo Qilin nodded and said: "Listen to the question again, it's a question from a distance..."

Audience: "Dead dog!!!"

Guo Qilin looked shocked and said: "No, they can't know, I am asking for advice from an old man in the cross talk world."

Shen Changle's face turned red, and he said in a trembling tone: "I can't, maybe you are asking old audiences in the cross talk world???"

Guo Qilin couldn't believe it: "No! You agreed, don't you guess the answer and the question!!!"

Shen Changle spread his hands innocently and said, "I didn't even guess it, they guessed it!!!"

Guo Qilin: "No! Definitely not right!!! There must be something wrong with you!!!"

Shen Changle said: "I didn't, I was fine and didn't say anything!"

Guo Qilin said: You must be making trouble here, let me tell you, and you, who told you to laugh or make trouble when listening to cross talk? ? ? "

Shen Changle said: "Hey, don't worry too much, calm down..." o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓
Guo Qilin looked back at Shen Changle's unstoppable expression and said viciously: "Aren't you very happy???"

Shen Changle said: "No, no... Cough! I'm a person who doesn't show emotions."

(End of this chapter)