Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 769 Fortune Telling
"Brother Hao Jian, look at your expression... Could it be that you really guessed it right???" Guo Qilin was not a fool at the side, and at this time he saw Hao Jian's expression and immediately guessed it.

"Hmm...it's true!!! CCTV Spring Festival Gala's skit is really flattering. As for which red envelopes to give, our studio just received the notice the day before yesterday, and it was spotted by Liao Province Satellite TV. Changle you... ...You are a bit too amazing!!! How did you do this???"

Hao Jian grabbed Shen Changle's sleeve and said excitedly, looking at it from a fortune-telling perspective, the current Hao Jian is definitely growing strong, and now he can harvest good leeks.

Shen Changle shook her fan and said, "This thing is also simple. As long as you do more good deeds and save more people, you will be lucky enough to catch up... Cough!!! It's inconvenient to say more about the specifics, this involves commercial secrets."

Hao Jian quickly nodded and agreed: "Oh, yes! Hey, Chang Le, can you help me figure out the future?"

"Future? Will you marry your girlfriend for several decades in the future?" Shen Changle joked, raising her eyebrows.

"Hey...I'm not ready for that, it's the ordinary future." Hao Jian slightly scratched his head guiltily and said.

After Shen Changle nodded, he pretended to ask Hao Jian for the date of birth, and then began to count, muttering words, fingers densely making imprints that seemed very complicated to a layman.

After a long while, Shen Changle suddenly opened his eyes in shock, looked at Hao Jian and said with a serious face: "Brother Hao Jian, you have a bloody disaster this winter!!!" (￣▽￣)
Hao Jian: "Blood light..... Fuck, Chang Le, don't scare me, then... Isn't there a way to crack this???" (○Д○)

Shen Changle frowned seriously and thought for a while, "Oh...it's okay to crack this thing, but this..."

Shen Changle rubbed his thumb and index finger together, implying that it was natural to say nothing.

"Oh! It should be. Didn't you say that this serious and capable person can't take too much? Then how much should I give Changle?" Hao Jian said nervously.

"It really doesn't take much, or you can just give it to Yiwei." Shen Changle joked casually.

"What does Yiwei mean?" Hao Jian wondered.

Shen Changle coughed dryly and said, "Hey... You will understand this later, just one thousand, send me a thousand red envelopes, and I will tell you how to prevent the bloody disaster this winter."

"Ehh yes!"

"Clatter..."

When the notification sounded on the mobile phone, Shen Changle calmly clicked to collect the money, and this time he pretended to say:

"Well, this year is the Jiawu Year (Year of the Horse) in the lunar calendar, with a total of 384 days in the ninth month. It is completely water, and you are wood, so this year your whole year will be smooth and there will be no major disasters, but !!!”

"But...but what, Shen Daxian?" Hao Jian asked nervously when Shen Changle almost broke his defense.

"But it will be different next year. Next year belongs to fire, which only burns your wood. Therefore, under the foundation of this winter, you must try to put an end to hot things in all aspects, food and clothing, especially food. Resolutely don’t eat anything with fire, such as hot pot, barbecue, or stewed in an iron pot, so that bloody disasters can be avoided as much as possible.”

"Hey, speak slowly, I'll take a note... Then if Shen Daxian said what if, what if I did all of these things, this bloody disaster... what should I do if it still happened? Are there any talismans, treasures, etc. that can help me prevent disasters or reduce losses???" Hao Jian took a piece of paper in one hand and a brush in the other, brushed for a long time, sketched all the words Shen Changle said, and continued to ask with a pious face .

Shen Changle was insanely happy in his heart, but his expression was still extremely serious. After frowning for a long time, he slowly let out a breath and said: "Oh, whatever!!! You and I have a deep fate in this life, Although doing so will reveal the secrets of heaven and hurt Tianhe, but for the sake of you being able to survive this disaster safely, I have no reason not to agree, bring a pen and paper!!!"

"Hey, Shen Daxian, take it." Hao Jian hurriedly offered the pen and paper eagerly, looking expectantly at Shen Changle, who was still in shock.

And Shen Changle took the pen and paper without any hesitation, and wrote two notes with a little bit of brushing, and then folded them into two square paper bags, handed them to Hao Jian, and said solemnly: "Here Take these two amulets and put them away with you, if there is a bloody disaster, open these two amulets, and it will definitely be solved perfectly."

"Oh oh oh... Thank you! Thank you Shen Daxian for saving your life. Oh, it's inconvenient for me to put my costumes on. You two rest first. I'll put the amulet in my bag!!!" Hao After thanking him again and again, Jian tightly clutched the two paper bags with both hands, and then hurriedly left the lounge to put the amulets.

Waiting until Hao Jian left, Guo Qilin on the side opened his mouth curiously: "Hey Brother Chang Le, I think Taoist priests write amulets with cinnabar, yellow mounted paper or something? Why do you use white paper and black pen? Just write it, won’t it be very effective???”

Shen Changle looked at Guo Qilin with contempt on his face and said: "Aren't you the one who is so simple and kind, and you still talk about cross talk? You don't really believe that I can tell fortunes, do you?"

"Ah??? You fooled Brother Hao Jian just now??? And you asked for 1000 yuan, isn't that a bit too much???" Guo Qilin was shocked immediately.

Shen Changle still looked very contemptuous and said: "Who told you that I fooled him, even though I can't count the future, but I can really count some small things, besides what I said just now, everything written is useful! "

"Really? Brother Chang Le, what did you write on the two pieces of paper?" Guo Qilin asked.

Shen Changle opened the fan and smiled slightly: "Ma Yinglong written on a piece of paper, and Kyoto written on a piece of paper is the front desk phone number of the Anorectal Hospital."

"Ma Yinglong.....Anorectal Hospital.....In winter, you can't eat hot pot, barbecue, or stewed things with fire in an iron pot....Bleeding..."

"Damn...you've been talking so mysteriously for a long time, meaning don't eat things that get hot in winter to avoid hemorrhoids??? You can really lie!!! Don't be afraid to wait for brother Hao Jian to reflect later Did you come here and kill you???" Guo Qilin mumbled for a long time, and suddenly a flash of light flashed in his mind, and he finally figured everything out.

Shen Changle spread her hands with an innocent face and said, "Why did I lie? Why did I lie? If you really get hemorrhoids and don't bleed??? If they all bleed, isn't it a bloody disaster? What is a bloody disaster??? You Tell me where I said something wrong, where did I lie??? I’m telling the truth, why should he hack me???”

Guo Qilin: "Made.......It seems that there is really nothing wrong with it......"(;[-]_[-])
Shen Changle shook her fan and said proudly: "Of course there is nothing wrong with it. I have justified the lawsuit in the court. Moreover, I also know two friends who are engaged in law, so I don't panic at all."

"Don't brag about it! It's enough for one person to bring a lawyer in court, what's the use of knowing the two???" Guo Qilin said with a speechless expression.

Shen Changle said: "You don't understand anything just by looking at it. Of course it makes sense for me to know two lawyers. A lawyer friend named Zhang San acted as our lawyer to defend me. A lawyer friend named Zhang Wei was beaten into the enemy by me. Fang internally defends my enemy, ha ha ha ha ha... I can't beat him to death!!!"

Guo Qilin: "Good guy, brother Chang Le, you really know how to pick elites..." (;[-]_[-])
Shen Changle and Guo Qilin chatted happily for a while, and soon the fourth replacement guest, Hu Zi Ge and Da Bao Jian Ge in the meeting room, officially started.

Immediately, the two stopped what they were talking about, and watched the show seriously.

I have to say that the first skit of Beard Brother and Big Health Care Brother is really well prepared. Both the concept and the overall rhythm are very smooth, and it takes a lot of time to polish the whole script. , it can be said that it is a work that has a chance to compete for the championship.

Even if it is really nitpicking, if you want to say one or two shortcomings, then it is because of the limitations of sensational themes that the burden of the whole scene is a little lighter, but there is really no way to do it .

Regardless of whether it is a cross talk or a skit, most of the themes must have a clear goal, whether to make the show laugh from the beginning to the end, or make the show happy and sad, or let this section of the show maintain such a kind of warmth, In a mixed atmosphere of comedy and tragedy.

In fact, regardless of whether it is in the previous life or the future life, although most comedy fans actually like funny sketches, it does not mean that everyone hates the mixture of joy and tragedy with comedy and tragedy.

Even in terms of empathy for the audience, an ending with some tragedy and sensationalism is more impressive than most pure comedies above the middle level.

The whole comedy show, regardless of whether it is a sketch or a cross talk, why should we pay attention to the rhythm, the density and intensity of the baggage.

It’s because the audience’s laughter fluctuates. From the starting point, for example, a full score of [-], a program may start with one or two small burdens of [-] or [-] points, or the actor’s tricks, everyone will laugh knowingly, because the audience I am looking forward to a new program. At this time, I am most concentrated and find the best laughs.

And after the beginning, if the comedian still wants the audience to laugh in the middle, then he can only add more small burdens of fifty or sixty points and big burdens of seventy or eighty points when advancing the story.

This is the law of emotional fluctuations in the audience's laughter. After a big burden is shaken out, the audience's reaction is of course to laugh, or last for three seconds, or last for five seconds, and then enter the sage time that seems to be a handicraft. , all the laughing fruit returned to zero.

Then immediately after that, comedians need to start all over again, small baggage, better big baggage, until the final climax point.

If it is a high-quality skit or cross talk that is all comedies, then when you open your mouth, you will take out a small bag of [-] to [-] points, and a big bag of [-] to [-] points in the middle, and the final climax will make the audience burst into applause. You have to come up with more than [-] points, which can be called perfect baggage.

It seems to be very simple to say, but it is extraordinarily difficult to do. Up and down can make people laugh all the time, that is, Zhu Peisi, Chen Shimao, Zhao Wenrong, Uncle Heitu, stand-up king Liu Baorui, Hou Baolin, Ma Ji Wait for a few classic works of comedy masters, ordinary works can't meet such requirements.

This is why, like some full-length comedy sketches, or a part of cross talk, at the beginning, everyone laughs happily and feels very interesting in the middle, but at the end of the cross talk, it may be a burden that is not so brilliant, or even Some audience members bowed and left the stage before laughing much.

This is because most of the cross talk actors can only guarantee the burden and laughter in the first half, and stir up the atmosphere to the climax.

However, in the final ending, because of the script, or because of skill, there is no way to progressively produce a more perfect burden than before, so in the end, I can only feel relieved at once, leaving the audience with a kind of Feeling anticlimactic.

The beginning and the end of joy and sorrow are different. The first half of the story also follows the process of comedy. The burden ranges from fifty or sixty points, to seventy points, to eighty points, and until the end is almost over, they can't get more than ninety points. The climax doesn't matter, he's not comedic anymore, he switches directly to a sensational ending.

Eh!This immediately saves the possibility of anticlimactic situations due to lack of strength, and even because of the reversal, it is easier for the audience to remember if it is sensational, and it is easier for the audience to remember it deeply.

So to say happy endings and sad endings is actually a shortcut, a routine, on the road to a good comedy show.

In reality, no matter what industry it is, this is the case. Since someone in this industry has found a routine and shortcut that can produce good program works with lower requirements, then everyone is naturally scrambling to imitate and do this. .

So, in fact, many comedy fans have a good sense of watching some sketches with happy beginnings and sad endings at the beginning, but there are more and more of them later.

It was all like this until the end of the sketches, and then I slowly started complaining about aesthetic fatigue. Now the sketches are all happy and sad, and all of them are happy and sad. You can’t play two people who make the audience laugh Is it a good show?

In fact, it may not be that they don't want to act, they don't want to act, everyone is willing to act in a show that the audience likes, and they are not fools, they just go against the audience.

But there is no way, because their strength has reached this stage, and there is really no way to make a good show that makes the audience laugh out loud.

So even if they know that the audience is going to scold them, they will still delay this style, because maybe they have a hard time, and if they really come to a show that pursues an embarrassing comedy with an anticlimactic ending, they may end up being scolded by the audience even worse than they are now.

(End of this chapter)