Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 773 After the broadcast

"It's not Guo Qilin, you give me a reasonable explanation... What's going on??? "

"It's not easy. It's not that the company's senior executives can take the first place at your level. In addition, the popularity of the show is good, so they decided to change people! I will be the representative of Deyun Club in the future!"

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"Test your IQ, prove your IQ is low!!!"

"If I'm not wrong, do you want to test my IQ by playing lantern riddles?"

"Oh, my God! There are still people acting in this show, oh, this method is very advanced!"

The crosstalk performance on TV had just lasted for a few minutes, but it was a fight between the teasers that quickly caught the attention of countless viewers by eliminating the shady actors of the Deyun Society.

At the same time, Ma Zhiming, who walked a few steps to the TV, nodded with a smile at this time, sat firmly on the sofa, and watched Shen Changle's cross talk intently.

"How about it, Dad, let me say that Shen Changle's cross talk must be extraordinary, right?"

"Don't make noise!!!"

Malacca on the side shook his head with a smile, and he knew at a glance that the old man had already tasted the taste of this trip from the first few sentences.

This kind of feeling is like a top chef who has been cooking gourmet food all his life, and Zhijian has almost figured out all the doorways.

Then comment on other people’s dishes, and then make comments after you have eaten them all. Laymen watch the excitement, and insiders look at the doorway. Just by watching the chef’s cooking movements, the color, fragrance, and taste of the dishes are already clear to the chest. It's kind of colored.

Undoubtedly, Master Ma now has a new look at Shen Changle and Guo Qilin's partnership this time, and he doesn't think that the two of them are going up to mess around like before.

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"Oh, this question is too difficult. How clearly did you hear Teacher Guo say that there is such an old man with two hairs on the front and three hairs on the back. The most terrible thing is that he can speak clearly. He said "Pull clean", how many hairs are there???"

"Ms. Guo... If this is pulled out, there will be no hair!"

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"Do you want to ask, how many stops does this bus stop in total?"

"No, what I want to ask you is..."

"What's the bus driver's name?"

"No, I want to ask you..."

"What's the name of his wife?"

"Don't interrupt me, okay? This driver is an orphan, okay!
"Wow~ He is so pitiful, how can he be an orphan? Which...how about we ask him how many stops?"

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"The conscience of heaven and earth, I didn't guess the answer either!"

"That's right, you guessed the question! You're not right at all. If you don't follow the script, you can't even guess the answer. How can you guess the question?"

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"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Oh shit, Shen Changle is too bad!"

"I thought it was generally interesting, but when I saw my mother next to me, she was rolling back and forth with joy!"

"Hahaha my parents are the same!"

"There is no way that the Spring Festival Gala more than ten years ago still had cross talk. "Lantern Riddles" was performed the most times. Dead dogs, broken electric fans, and a few hairs were often broadcast. This effect is actually the same as we used to. The seven monkey bags on the tree that Uncle Heitu has seen are the same."

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Finally, at the end, after Guo Qilin and Shen Changle bowed to step down, and under the bursts of laughter and applause from the audience, the third episode of Comedian, Shen Changle and Guo Qilin's show officially ended.

At the same time, at home in Jindu, seeing that a program had already started to be broadcast on TV, Malacca, who was sitting on the sofa, spoke again:

"Good guy, Dad, in the past ten years, I think you have listened to the cross talk actors of the younger generation, before there was one who listened so seriously like Shen Changle."

Ma Zhiming picked up the teapot on the table, poured himself a hot cup, and then continued the second sentence to his son: "The other one is Guo Taoer."

"Well, it's Teacher Guo, Dad, do you think Shen Changle feels like a second person to Teacher Guo?" Malacca said.

Ma Zhiming thought for a while while holding the teacup: "Well, this thing is like... It's not like, it's like because I think they all have all kinds of cross talks that lead an era, it's not like, it's their difference in cross talk understand and apply."

"In fact, most of Guo Taoer's things can be understood by me. They are very amazing but I am still in the process of understanding them."

"But Shen Changle is different. After all, he is young. Looking at him and watching his cross talk, I can really feel that my things are getting old... I can't keep up with the current pace."

"Dad doesn't think so," Malacca persuaded.

Ma Zhiming smiled very freely and said: "Hey, what's the matter, if you can't keep up, you can't keep up. What was the topic of the cross talk at our meeting? Can't eat, poor and happy, pretending to be rich, and at Guo Taoer's meeting What about my son? It's almost the same."

"And speaking of now, you can see how many ordinary people don't have enough to eat. In the past, people liked to pretend to be rich and show off the local tyrants. Now you young people use the word local tyrants as a joke. Now young people are discussing It’s about keeping in good health, getting tired from work, buying a house, buying a car, it’s completely different, the generation gap is too big.”

Malacca said: "Don't you understand what I said? People who don't know are called outdated. Aren't you still trendy?"

"It's different. This thing is known to be only the most superficial, but we, the literary and art workers who talk about cross talk and sketches, have to devote themselves to it, feel deeply, and dig things deeply."

"Didn't you tell me about a variety show where celebrities made movies, and the reason why Han Xuexue's courier movie was not highly rated was because he didn't eat minced meat."

"A big star and rich man, even if she knows how hard and tiring the courier boy is, the most rare thing in her imagination is to deliver [-] orders a day from morning to night."

"She won't know how big the courier's battery car is for him to use it frequently in a day, and she won't know that most couriers can't take it for granted that I'm going to be late, and I will sign for you in advance , or you live in a tall building and go downstairs to get it yourself."

"Do you think that at my age, I can truly appreciate the difficulty of you young people and find resonance with you young people? It really won't be possible. It's not just me. Look at Feng in the Spring Festival Gala. Gong, Guo Chunlin, Jiang Tushen, and even the newer Zhou Wei all have the same reasoning.”

"Our cross talk technology and funny technology still exist, and we can still continue to explore and improve, but our thinking...it does not belong to this era, so this is why we need to continue to inherit and innovate, so that more A lot of living water flows in."

"Innovation does not necessarily lead to good results, but if you do not innovate, you will be eliminated and left behind."

"For example, Shen Changle's cross talk "Upside Down the Lamp". Do you think that after such a novel method comes out, will there be any cross talk actors who say that "Playing Lantern Riddles" will achieve good results? No! He is making "Playing Lantern Riddles" "This classic program created a new path, but it also means that he has blocked the way forward."

"What future crosstalk actors can do is to continue digging on Shen Changle's road and bring forth the new, or to open up a road leading to other places. If they want to stay where they are and eat comfortably, it's useless."

Malacca looked at his father who was sitting on the side and said curiously: "Dad, although you keep saying that, I think you are very happy to be so cheerful."

Ma Zhiming nodded with a smile and said, "Yes, I am happy. Although Shen Changle is famous, even though he has participated in those random variety shows that I don't understand, even though his cross talk talk is not as much as before."

But as you said, his cross talk is not fooled, his cross talk has a bottom line, and he is worthy of the audience. "

Malacca nodded suddenly and said, "Oh, that's it... I just said why when you heard that Shen Changle and Guo Qilin were going to talk about cross talk together, why did your face droop like that, and you lost all smiles."

Ma Zhiming joked with a smile: "I tell you baby, for literary and art workers, artistic virtue is the same as chastity. It is the most difficult to break through the first time. After breaking through this time, the next It just keeps getting easier."

"Including bribery, tax evasion, and drug use are all the same. There is only a difference between zero and countless times. If you dare to do it once, it will be extremely difficult to stop it later."

"It's like Hou Baolin. I remember that it was in 1976. One time when I performed "Guess the Word" outside, there was a sentence in it that originally said peaceful peace, but accidentally said it was peaceful peace."

"At that time, Hou Baolin was in his 60s. Although he was not as old as a storyteller, he was at his peak, but he was also sharp and healthy. According to us, it should be easy for him to be more than ten years old. .”

"In the end, because of such a small mistake, which may be laughed off by others, Hou Baolin... directly announced that he would quit the cross talk stage forever. I'm sorry for the viewers who like him, this is Yide."

Malacca smiled and said: "But to be honest, Master Hou is too strict with himself. Dad, you said that Teacher Yu Qian was drunk in Fenhewan. Strictly speaking, he made a lot of mistakes and I am sorry for the audience, but it will be fine if you change it later. It would be a pity to say that because of that incident, I will never be on stage again.”

Ma Zhiming nodded and said: "That's true. After all, Hou Baolin's age is the problem. There is no way to avoid it as he gets older. As for the problems that can be corrected, just don't commit them again in the future. It doesn't matter that he must have Suo Yide. "

"But you said that the young crosstalk actors in Deyun Club and other crosstalk gardens have been speaking on stage for several years, but in the end they can't speak smoothly, swallowing words, swallowing words, forgetting words, and laughing with the audience I admit it as if nothing happened, and the audience can continue to praise it, but I can't accept it anyway."

"If this was in the past, it would be a great shame for cross talk actors!!! If some old cross talk audiences in the past encountered such a situation, it would be right to throw teapots and tea bowls at Zhou's table. As an actor, you have to make up for it. Apologize."

"Strict teachers make good apprentices, and strict audiences make good actors."

Malacca smiled and said, "It's okay, dad, just like you said, isn't there a teacher Guo before and Shen Changle after? There is a leading role model and goal in front, and the overall atmosphere in the industry is completely different. "

"Yeah... I hope that's the case too. Don't worry if you're fine. I'm still in good health, old man. I'll see for another two or three years. If they can persevere, I'll give them a gift later... ..."

The young master Ma Zhiming nodded, and with the other hand, he took out two pieces of Xingmu, which were not too big and square, and had a simple and thick padding.

"Hey! Dad!!! Aren't these two pieces of Xingmu that you used to use in performances? I have been playing with them for more than twenty years, right? This is like an old friend... You are willing to give it away Ah???" Malacca looked at the two pieces of Xingmu in his father's palm and said in surprise.

Ma Zhiming said with a smile: "Send... I don't perform much now, it's useless to keep this pile of things in the coffin, why not give it to some people who like it, and leave some thoughts Make up with each other."

"However, this Xingmu has neither words nor money, and it's not very good-looking... Hey Malacca, you said that if these two pieces of Xingmu are given to Guo Taoer and Shen Changle, what words do you think I should write? ? ?”

"Hmm.....Will it be okay to write [really good!]?"

"Get the hell out!!! Don't say I'm your son when you go out... You're so fucking confused, when someone asks you after you go out, as long as you don't say your surname is Ma, you can do anything, I can't afford to lose this man!! !"

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At this time, all the netizens on the Internet who previously questioned Shen Changle and Guo Qilin's cross talk show, with the end of the cross talk show between Shen Changle and Guo Qilin, the painting style also changed instantly, and they all turned into uniform rainbow farts.

Guo Qilin, who was originally famous only as the prince of Deyun Society, when he was talking about this cross talk with Shen Changle's partner, it can be said that he became famous in the first battle with his cute and aggrieved face, laughing in the audience and on the TV The audience next to him leaned forward and back together, gaining a lot of favorability.

Crazy and professional sand sculpture netizens on the Internet, before the official performance of "Happy Comedian", a large number of Guo Qilin was wronged, Guo Qilin was stunned, and all the expression packs of Guo Qilin's pouting to death were released steaming hot .

"It's still hard to judge who is the most miserable, but who is the most miserable, the audience who have watched this episode can say that they have a firm candidate in their hearts..."

(End of this chapter)