Chapter 781 The show begins

The curtain was slowly drawn up, and when all the audience saw Shen Changle's short and fat figure for the first time, they all subconsciously thought that Hou Zhen had returned.

However, when the curtain was fully lifted, the audience realized that the person next to Shen Changle was just a strange partner with a body shape that Hou Zhen had imagined.

"Why hasn't Hou Zhen come yet?"

"Hey, it's not Guo Qilin anymore, who is this???"

"Fortunately, this time Shen Changle is standing in the funny position again."

"Why does this guy look so much like a high imitation version of Hou Zhen? Didn't Brother Hou really fall out of favor???"

"Even if it's to find someone who is more powerful, I don't know anyone!"

However, when some new audiences raised doubts, they were quickly stopped by the old audiences around them.

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't know! You are famous because you are so powerful. Don't look at the person next to Shen Changle. You haven't seen it very much. This is the top card of Shen Changle's ninth team. It's a lot of work!!!"

"That's right, haven't you seen the small theater or the opening of the Jindu Deyun Society branch? This is the third to last one to appear on the stage. He is so serious and popular. He is the number one character in Jindu cross talk."

"Oh oh oh, I remembered! I said why does it look familiar, yes, it is him!"

Shen Changle on the stage did not panic when he heard the whispering discussions in the audience. He first bowed to the audience and then said, "Thank you for your applause and encouragement. Today we two will give you a taste of cross talk."

As Shen Changle opened his mouth, the whispering discussions disappeared immediately, and everyone's attention naturally shifted from the new face to Shen Changle.

Driven by Shen Changle, Zhang Bin, who was stared at and discussed by everyone before, sweating all over, gradually calmed down, and then praised: "Yes, it was the two of us who came up."

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Everyone may be a little curious this time, hey, look! Shen Changle has a new partner in this episode of the show!!!"

"Go!!! That's called tape!" Zhang Bin's fanfare style is relatively more active and hot than Hou Zhen's, and he directly refuted it back.

Shen Changle said: "Yes, yes, sorry, I didn't make it clear. When I was leash, I had a leash tied around my neck. Nowadays, we all pay attention to raising dogs in a civilized manner. If you don't have a leash, it will be confiscated by the police uncle... ..."

"Good guy! Then I'm still a dog??? I'm a human! A serious person, a comedian!!!" Zhang Bin said speechlessly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience applauded and booed.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Just a little joke, I can prove that the partner next to me is indeed a good cross talk actor, and also a member of the ninth team of our Deyun Club——Zhang Bin."

Following Shen Changle's introduction, there was warm applause from the audience, and Zhang Bin bowed again to thank him:

"Hey it's me, thank you! Thank you everyone!"

Shen Changle smiled and said: "I guess there must be many people who are curious. Why is Mr. Hou Zhen still not on stage? Why didn't Guo Qilin in the last issue come on stage? Why did he come to praise him again in this issue? In fact, there are many people here. The reason is not that they don't come, it's because they can't come."

"You give me a specific explanation." Zhang Bin said.

Shen Changle said: "Everyone knows that Mr. Hou Zhen has gout, but in the last episode of the program, Guo Qilin was called. As a result, as soon as he appeared on this program, Guo Qilin immediately became popular! It's a mess!"

"That's true, I still have a lot of his emojis on my phone." Zhang Bin nodded in agreement.

Shen Changle spread his hands and said: "It turned out to be troublesome because of this! Guo Qilin came to be a partner once and became popular, and there are more people in Deyun Club, and everyone wants to be popular! In the end, it was because of who will be me in this episode All Deyun clubs are arguing about the index of partners."

"Later, arguing couldn't solve the problem, and finally changed to fighting. After the fighting didn't solve the problem until the end, everyone in the Deyun Club started to use weapons."

"What are the eighteen weapons called swords, guns, swords and halberds, axes, axes, hooks and forks, sickles and sticks, whips, maces and hammers, kidnappers and shooting stars, those with corrugations, those with blades, those with ropes, those with chains, and those with inverted teeth Hooked, all those with crescent eyebrows were used. Simply put, they fought for three days and three nights. The whole Deyun club was beaten up with a mountain of corpses and blood. All the cross talk actors died, and only he was left. A man gets away with being late because he overslept."

"In the end, I really had no choice. There are only two partners left for me to choose. Either he, or Wangcai, the gatekeeper at the gate of Deyun Club. Oh, I'm so entangled!!!"

"What do you call it??? Me and the dog, what is there to be entangled with???" Zhang Bin said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, I didn't choose you in the end, right? It's too expensive to consign a dog to Shanghai!!! It's hundreds of dollars!!! He's cheap, buying a green leather train station ticket for less than 100 yuan, and it's not too expensive. I just delivered it, to save money, although it is a bit inferior to a dog, but I will pass it with patience.”

"Ah, that's...what the hell, what do you mean I'm not as good as a dog???" Zhang Bin's face softened a little, and then he reacted and asked angrily.

Shen Changle waved his hand and said, "Hey, I can't say that you are definitely worse than a dog, you two have your own strengths and weaknesses, okay?"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Pfft, each has its own advantages and disadvantages... Shen Changle's mouth is so poisonous!!!"

"Hey, I know why Guo Qilin didn't come, the mouth is so poisonous!!!"

"It's too miserable to be flattered, hahaha!"

"It's not that you want to say that... I don't want to do it anymore, why don't you have such a run on people? This is!!!" Zhang Bin said very angrily.

Shen Changle hurriedly persuaded: "Ah, ah, ah, don't... As the saying goes, if you don't make mistakes, you can't laugh. We are not in a hurry."

"All right..." Zhang Bin said.

Shen Changle said: "Cross talk is like this. Dedicate your partner, bring laughter to the audience, and make the audience happy."

"Everyone, don't underestimate the word happiness. This thing is really priceless. This cures heart disease."

"I was scolded by my boss outside, failed in the school exam, broke up with my girlfriend, and was bullied by hated people. Oh, I feel uncomfortable, uncomfortable, and unhappy in my heart. Come and listen to the cross talk, haha. It’s a great way to decompress.”

"Well, that's true." Zhang Bin nodded in agreement.

(End of this chapter)

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