Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 826

Shen Changle smiled and said: "It's not that you can't sing after talking about it, why are you so energetic???"

"Why was it so unpopular that time? Is it because the TV station didn't let the broadcaster know about it? Once it was sung, it was cut."

Hou Zhen waved his hand and said, "Hey, it's nothing to worry about! You forgot again that today's live broadcast happened, right? Just don't cross the border and sing a few lines, and everyone will enjoy listening to it, right?"

"Satisfying... Isn't this everyone really willing to listen?" Shen Changle asked the audience pretending to hesitate.

"Want to listen!!!"

"just sing!!!"

"I love listening to it!!!"

The audience was aroused by the words of Shen Changle and Hou Zhen, how could they not like to listen, everyone applauded loudly and agreed.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Oh, I heard that, the young lady next to me stood up and shouted, I just like to listen to the ones that are not allowed to be broadcast!!!"

"This young lady has the same taste as mine," Hou Zhen said.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience booed loudly.

Shen Changle said: "Okay, for the sake of this young lady, let's sing two verses of "Zhang Sheng's Trouble at the Fifth Watch". Remember not to spread this when you go out, just listen to it yourself and enjoy it."

"Okay, you come here." Hou Zhen agreed.

Shen Changyue cleared her voice and sang: "One night, Zhang Xiucai jumped over the pink wall."

"Yingying just said, Xiaonu's family is originally that chaste daughter, so you jumped over, jumped over, you jumped over for nothing~"

Hou Zhen said, "Oh."

Shen Changle sang: "At the second watch, Zhang Xiucai held Yingying in his arms."

"Yingying can just say, Xiaonu's family is originally that chaste daughter, so you are in my arms, you are in my arms, you are in my arms for nothing~"

Hou Zhen nodded and said, "It's the second watch."

Shen Changle sang: "At midnight, Zhang Xiucai, take off your coat."

"Yingying can just say, Xiaonu's family is originally that chaste daughter, you take it off, take it off, you take it off for nothing~"

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience in the audience burst into laughter when they heard the gowns were taken off.

Hou Zhen pretended to be serious and explained: "What's the fun, it's too hot."

Shen Changle continued to sing: "Scholar Zhang in the fourth watch, take off your pants."

"Yingying can just say, Xiaonu's family is originally that chaste daughter, you take it off, take it off, you take it off for nothing~"

"What a chaste daughter..." Hou Zhen said helplessly, shaking his head.

Shen Changle said: "Well, this is "Zhang Sheng's Trouble at the Fifth Watch". Anyway, the tune is relatively simple, and the main thing is to listen to..."

Hou Zhen was stunned for a moment and quickly stopped: "Hey, isn't that right??? Isn't it only the fourth watch when the fifth watch is making trouble? Then why didn't the fifth watch sing???"

Shen Changle said with a smile: "There is no need to sing at the fifth watch, the fifth watch...the two of them went out to buy breakfast."

"Hey...you've been dealt with." Hou Zhen waved his hand.

Shen Changle said: "Actually, it's not just me, all cross talk actors are actually very dabbled in minor tunes."

"Like Mr. Hou Zhen, you also have a special understanding of this ditty, right?"

Hou Zhen said modestly: "Anyway, I can't say I understand it very well, I understand it a little bit."

Shen Changle said: "Look at how humble you are, but you can hide it from the audience but not from me. I know that you have a special destiny with Xiaoqu Xiaotiao in this life."

"Including having sex with my sister-in-law when I was young, and getting married, I haven't left this little song, right?"

"Hey, you know it very clearly." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That's right, my sister-in-law told me this, I think it was the same when you two... Can I say this?"

Hou Zhen said: "It's okay. Who can say that it's okay when they are still young and dating."

Shen Changle said: "It's true, everyone is in their [-]s, [-]s, [-]s, and if I remember correctly, it was still summer."

"Summer in Kyoto, everyone knows that it's sweltering like a steamer. Teacher Hou Zhenhou is almost unbearably hot lying in bed at night! There's only one electric fan in the room whirling, it's useless. "

"Yes." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "I was sweating profusely, my whole body was wet. In the end, it really didn't work. Teacher Hou took off the mink coat that was covered outside."

"Good guy! I don't die from the heat too much. I sleep at home with a mink coat on sauna days???" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience laughed and applauded enthusiastically.

Shen Changle said: "Once this mink fur coat is taken off, it feels much cooler, so why don't you just keep doing it and take off the quilt covering the outside."

"My god..." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "As soon as the quilt is lifted, the warm water bag, military overcoat and the heat inside will fall out."

"I just committed suicide by holding back purely." Hou Zhen complained.

Shen Changle said: "Teacher Hou got up and sat by the bed, staring at the fan, it turned more and more slowly, and after a while, instead of turning, it stopped."

Hou Zhen said: "I'm so unlucky."

Shen Changle said: "People who are hot and quick-eyed are very angry. Teacher Hou can't bear it anymore when he sees this. When you are about to use you, what use are you for if you break down!"

"When I got angry, I pulled out an ax and smashed it, smashing the whole fan, and the fan blades fell to the ground."

"I'm also very angry." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "As a result, the fan here just smashed and it feels wrong. It seems that the fan is not broken, but the power is cut off."

"How do you know that?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle: "Because the electric mattress below is cold."

"My god!!! I'm covering the top, but the bottom is still baking???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Fuck..."

"There's still an electric mattress, I'll go!!!"

The audience burst into laughter one by one, leaning forward and back together in joy.

Shen Changle said: "Pull off the electric mattress, remove the eighteen layers of blankets underneath, and take out the stove."

"I just said why there was an ax just now. It turned out to be used for chopping wood in the stove." Hou Zhen complained.

Shen Changle fanned the air with a fan: "Oh, it's better now, after a while, when the kang goes out, it will be cold inside the house."

"I haven't left anything to keep warm in winter." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "In the end, I took out all the covered ones, so I don't need to wear this sweater, do I?"

"That's nonsense!!! Hurry up and take it off!!!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Yes, I took off the sweater, then the cotton trousers, took off the warm water bag, and took off the three layers of long johns. In the end, to put it simply, I took off everything except the thong."

"It's completely fine now." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Okay, that's okay. I looked up at this moment, and the fan motor on the roof turned on again, but there was no wind."

"That's why you smashed the fan blades." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "However, Mr. Hou is smart, we don't have a fan blade, which flat thing can we find instead!"

"Teacher Hou went to the kitchen and found three kitchen knives. They were just sharpened with a whetstone yesterday. They are purple and blue, and the rays of light are ten thousand, and the blades have been blown off, and they are attached to the fan."

"My god..." Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "Okay, everyone, think about the fan made of three large kitchen knives, which is spinning faster and faster above the head, just like the blood drop."

"It's so useful!!! Teacher's blood is cold after 2 minutes after I tied it up!!!"

"That's not bragging, it's pure scare." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle also said with a look of horror: "I'd better go out for a stroll, hide and run for my life."

"Yeah, don't tell me your life." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle: "I went out, and there was no wind at all when I went out and walked on the street. It was so hot that I couldn't stop wiping my sweat."

"Ms. Hou left with nothing to do, and there was no one around at night, so I hummed a song by myself. Didn't I just do the TV series "Dream of Red Mansions" back then? The theme song "Wang Ning Mei" Cao Xueqin's lyrics are nice, everyone Everyone loves to sing, and Teacher Hou also sings along."

"Hey, let's listen." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changyue cleared her throat and said, "One is Langyuan fairy flower, and the other is beautiful jade flawless~"

"You sing well." Hou Zhen boasted with a thumbs up, and the applause from the audience also rang out.

But Shen Changle on the stage ignored him and continued to sing: "I looked around, why didn't I see my brother Qing~~~"

"Lang, Lang, where are you hiding? I was kind enough to find you."

"The big girl is beautiful, the big girl waves, and the big girl walks into the green gauze tent."

There is a chicken in the left hand, a duck in the right hand, and a fat baby on the back, babbling, babbling~~~ The words written by Cao Xueqin are so good! "

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience in the audience laughed and applauded.

Hou Zhen rolled his eyes and said, "Good guy, this is the first time I know that Cao Xueqin is actually from the three eastern provinces, so can you tell me whether the Grand View Garden is in Tieling or HLD?"

Shen Changle smiled and said, "I don't even know, Ivory Mountain!!!"

"Go, go, go, go!!! You sang it wrong!!! Hou Zhen said."

Shen Changle waved her hand and smiled: "It's not important, don't care what it's singing, in the end you turned around and saw my sister-in-law, your future daughter-in-law."

"Oh, I met her?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That's right, what a coincidence, my sister-in-law is not far away in the garden, and she is also covered in sweat."

"Is it hot in summer?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The most important thing is that you know all these big men, Uncle Zhao who sells watermelons, Uncle Wang next door, Uncle Gao who sells goldfish downstairs, and your second uncle who sells fake bags in the shopping mall next door are all there. .”

"puff…………"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Big man hahahahahahaha!!!"

"Oh shit..."

The audience in the audience leaned forward and back together with joy, each of them clutching their stomachs was almost dying of joy.

"Isn't this a big guy with a full body??? That's a girl who met a hooligan!!!" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "Yes, I met a hooligan. Mr. Hou is an upright gentleman. If you can see this kind of scene, just go out and yell."

"Tell them to stop!!!" Hou Zhen echoed.

Shen Changle: "Dai! Who am I behind!!!"

"What the hell? You went in line??" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "Oh yes...... I don't line up, I have to stop!!!"

"It has nothing to do with Gasser!!!" Hou Zhen said anxiously.

Shen Changle said: "Oh...then you still have to line up."

"It's not that this has nothing to do with queuing and blocking!!!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "But it's a bit uncivilized not to line up, right?"

"What a mess, now it's someone else playing a hooligan, I'm going to be a hero and save the beauty!!!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Hero, save the beauty, anyway, after the yelling is over, all the big men will run away, and only my sister-in-law is left, so you should go there quickly."

"Comfort, comfort." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle took two steps forward and said, "Which girl are you okay? I've already chased away the bad guys, it's okay!"

Shen Changle turned her head and said in a female voice: "Ah, thank you boss for your help."

"Boss???" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle followed Hou Zhen and said, "Which one is my name Hou Zhen? I don't know what girl Fang's name is?"

"The little girl has an English name called (John) Yuehan."

Hou Zhen shook his head and complained, "Yohan...that relationship was just invited by another girl, but I was wrong."

Shen Changle said, "Oh, the English name sounds nice,"

"My English name is not very nice, I also have a sister named Jack (pick up)"

Hou Zhen: "...The names of these two sisters do match."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience laughed and applauded.

Shen Changle said: "Don't worry about it, the two chatted like this for a long time, the girl is going home, and when they parted, the two exchanged phone numbers, and the two of them know each other after this one time."

"Actually, that's what's going on. First of all, don't worry about it, people are actually a kind of higher animal. Love is actually an extension of animal intuition."

"It's the same for men and women. The first thing you look at when you see each other is your appearance. You have a good-looking face, big breasts, and abs, right? It's a matter of animal intuition that everyone likes each other."

"The next thing is the love produced by the collision of human thoughts, thinking, knowledge, aesthetics and so on."

"Ms. Hou is, hey, just look at it like this, oh, I love this girl so much!!!"

"Blind eyes... Hey, it's not that you wait a little bit, who is called to take a closer look, it's not pimple eyes..." Hou Zhen quickly corrected.

Shen Changle said with a confused face: "Isn't there any difference???"

"There's a big difference. If I'm blind, then I'm holding a cauldron, so I have to take a closer look." Hou Zhen said.

(End of this chapter)