Chapter 853
In the backyard at this time, the comedians of the Deyun Club gradually felt something was wrong sitting on the chairs in the backyard.
Luan Dangdang tapped the fan in his hand and could vaguely hear two lines of dialogue in the theater not far away, but he didn't hear a single applause or laughter: "Eh? Why didn't He Lun even applaud after singing Peking Opera? what happened?"
Others followed suit, also very puzzled.
This kind of thing basically belongs to the stage experience of veteran actors. Even if they have not performed on stage, they must know that there must be applause, laughter, and applause at these points.
Especially when singing Peking Opera called Xiaofan or Daduan Guankou, unless you sang it wrong or said it wrong, you must be dead!
"Could it be that the audience was a little out of shape at the beginning?" Meng Hetang thought for a while and said.
Shaobing shook his head and guessed: "Could it be that the people brought by the big guy have something to do and didn't come, there are too few people???"
"It's possible if there are few people. If there are few people, the audience will not be able to let go. We have encountered this before when the Deyun Club was not popular." Luan Dangdeng nodded.
"If that's the case, it will really depend on Chang Le and you guys to heat up the scene."
Zhang Jiuling smiled and said, "Brother Chang Le is definitely fine, so don't exaggerate the heat."
Shen Changle nodded, but his expression was a little weird. Others didn't know, but he knew what was going on.
There must be spectators in the heat!Good guy, the audience in the small theater was pulled behind by godfather Guo Taoer and hid secretly. There is no audience, no matter how great the show is, how can it be popular? ? ?
Thinking about this, because what they are talking about this time are short paragraphs ranging from seven to eight minutes to more than ten minutes.
So at this time, the staff outside informed that the last cross talk between Zhang Helun and Wang Jiulong had finished, and it was Shen Changle and Shaobing's turn to play.
"Chang Le, come on!!!"
"You must be fine, play well!"
"Come on, Brother Chang Le!"
“The sesame seed cakes play well!!!”
Everyone in the Deyun Club stood up and cheered for the two of them. After thanking Shen Changle and Shaobing, they followed the staff and walked into the theater, just in time to run into Zhang Helun and Wang Jiulong who were coming back.
Shaobing's eyes lit up and he quickly asked, "How is it? What's going on inside?"
Zhang Helun said with a helpless expression: "You two should be mentally prepared. There is no audience in the theater. It's just Master and Xiao Yueyue. It's better to have less interaction and talk about it in a down-to-earth way... oh yes, the most important thing , be careful what Master draws!!!"
"Drawing the Tao??? Why did Master change to a small power book for delivering water???" Shaobing wondered.
"Brother Cake, you'll know when you're on stage, come on." Wang Jiulong shook his head with a complicated expression, and the two said cheers and left.
Shen Changle and Shaobing looked at each other, shrugged and said, "It's okay to be honest, let's go."
Shaobing agreed, and then the two walked into the stage of the small theater through the back door. They stood on the left and right and looked up. Sure enough, there were only two people in the empty theater.
Fortunately, the two of them also had a bottom line before. They didn't look too surprised. They bowed in a proper manner and began to perform.
Shen Changle looked at the two people sitting on the stage and staring at her with a smile and said calmly: "The two cross talkers just said very well, now let us two brothers serve you for a while."
"Eh, yes." Shaobing stood at the back of the table mainly to be steady, slowly getting used to it.
Shen Changle said: "I can hear it, everyone...... Ah, the applause and laughter of the two audiences, they don't particularly like cross talk."
Guo Tao'er smiled slightly, understanding Shen Changle's subtext and applauded lightly twice.
"Hey, what you said is wrong, why don't people like to come here?" Shaobing hurriedly stopped him.
Shen Changle smiled and said: "Yes, yes, blame me for saying the wrong thing. What I mean is that they don't like the three-vulgar cross talk, just like what the two people said before is relatively vulgar, and it's far worse than mine."
"Hey! You are so loud, do you mean that the cross talk you said is not bad???" Shaobing asked curiously.
Shen Changle smiled and said: "No, no, I mean my cross talk is very vulgar!!!"
"Oh my god! This one! How far is it??? Then according to what you said, you are the ancestor of their vulgar class!!!" Shaobing complained in surprise.
"puff…………"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
Backstage at this time, a large number of audience couldn't help laughing out loud, and their faces turned red.
Yu Qian, who was sitting beside her, also nodded with a smile, and silently drew a line under the names of Shen Changle and Shaobing.
Both the front and back rooms are painted with Taoism, but the Taoism and Taoism are different. Guo Taoer's painting is a deduction, while Yu Qian's painting is a bonus.
on the stage…………
Shen Changle smiled and said: "Although my cross talk is vulgar, my vulgarity is not three vulgar, but popular."
"Plain???" Shaobing asked back.
Shen Changle said: "For popular, popular is simply something that is closer to the folks. The majority of ordinary people understand and can understand it. It is based on folk cross talk."
Shaobing said: "Oh... then can you talk about it in detail?"
Basically alive.
Guo Tao'er originally pretended to be serious, but facing Shen Changle, she couldn't be serious at all, and she couldn't help showing a smile of admiration and approval.
It can’t be helped that the rhythm is too good. At the beginning, Zhang Helun’s cross talk in the first group was steadily paved the way, and then it was a bright and good burden, and then used this burden to directly return to the popular and folk topic.
In just a few sentences, there is subtlety in the language everywhere, and there is no embarrassment or abruptness in the middle, everything is so smooth.
In this regard, despite the fact that Zhang Helun and Wang Jiulong are also old cross talk actors of Deyun Club, but the short opening few sentences give people a sense of substitution that is between cloud and mud.
It's so fucking good! ! !
Guo Tao'er looked at Shen Changle on the stage, and somehow understood what kind of mood his master Hou Sanye was watching when he was performing.
Just good! ! !
And at this moment in the back room, Master Yu Qianna was full of admiration and didn't even need to hide it, and silently added another one to each of them on the blackboard.
Shen Changle said: "For example, our four subjects of cross talk, speaking, learning, amusing, and singing, are largely based on folk materials."
"For example, learning the flying in the sky, running on the ground, jumping in the grass, and various dialects spoken by people, local operas, and yelling in various places, do you think this is based on folks?"
Shaobing nodded and said: "Oh, that's true. This is a treasure condensed by the wisdom of the people themselves, but this thing is gone now."
Shen Changle said: "How can you say no? I will do this."
"Oh, you know this?" Shaobing said.
Shen Changle said: "Of course, for example, the Yo He sound, which people pay attention to is called nine accents and eighteen tunes, and the brown rope is used to lift the pole."
"In the past, there was a vegetable seller who picked more than a dozen kinds of vegetables on the front and rear poles. The shouting in the streets and alleys was as special as singing."
"Oh? Then you learn from it?" Shaobing said.
Shen Changle said: "It's probably sung like this, you listen to it."
"Coriander, spicy green pepper, green onion, young celery, lentils, eggplant, cucumber, winter melon, sea eggplant, radish, carrot, flat radish, young Chinese toon, garlic, good leek!!!"
"Good!!! This is really as good as singing!!!" Shaobing boasted.
In the small theater, Guo Taoer and Xiao Yueyue applauded at the same time. They really learned enough flavor and high enough, showing off their good voice.
Shen Changle said: "That's for sure, just this voice can be heard walking in Jixian County by the Haihe River."
"Good guy so far away?" Shaobing said.
Shen Changle smiled and said, "There is also a vegetable seller in Ji County."
"Hi..." Shaobing said.
Shen Changle said: "For example, we also have steamed stuffed buns, which are usually available."
"Oh, I know, there is a famous dog in Tianjin." Shaobing said.
Shen Changle waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, then you're wrong. Goubuli's is a store, and you don't want to yell when you're in a business. We're talking about walking around the streets."
"Oh, these two are not the same." Shaobing said.
Shen Changle said: "That's for sure. The people who walk around the streets are usually old men in their 70s and [-]s, holding a small bamboo basket in their hands, containing twenty or thirty small buns, covered with small cotton quilts, Not coming out during the day."
"Why don't you come out during the day?" Shaobing said.
Shen Changle said: "This is supper for those who come home late, such as those who are on duty at night, such as those who gamble and so on."
"And their yohe is also very interesting. There are only two characters for meat bun, but he can shout the word for meat so loudly. When it comes to the word "bao", he may run away with the wind."
"Not to mention it's quite interesting, can you come?" Shaobing nodded.
Shen Changle said: "Then let me learn for you, for example, I am your father, and I have nothing to do at night and go out to sell buns..."
"Go don't talk about my father!" Shen Changle said after pushing the sesame seed cake.
Shen Changle said: "Then whose father should I be???"
Shaobing came up with an idea and said: "It's not easy, except for the two of us, whoever is standing is allowed to stand, Xiao Yueyue, you say him."
"puff…………"
"Hahaha…………"
Yue Yunpeng fanned his face with pain in his face, and at this time there was another burst of suppressed laughter in the room behind, covering his mouth and puffing to fart.
Shen Changle said: "Okay, then I won't be forced to be Yue Yunpeng's father, okay, go out with a basket at night, and that's the beginning."
“Meat!!!…………… Bao’er”
Shaobing was a little unbelievable and said, "Oh, it's been such a long time in between?"
Shen Changle said: "It's all yelling, besides these, there is actually another kind of yelling that is the most interesting and the best to listen to."
"Oh? What did you mean?" Shaobing said.
Shen Changle said: "It's the one who sells the cloth head. The whole cloth is torn off and sold as a cloth head."
"Is this why the aunts in the neighborhood used to try to be cheap? They liked to buy things like this. If you say one foot three four, one foot five six, and go back to make some pants, a coat is enough. There is one thing, and you can take the size of such things."
"What do you mean by size?" Shaobing said.
Shen Changle said: "It's just that you can't go into the water. You look at the one that fits you. When you go into the water, you can directly change your coat to a tight vest."
Shaobing said: "Good guy!"
Shen Changle said: "Of course these are all gossip, the most important thing is to listen to their yelling, but you have to help me with this yelling, there are two sentences in total."
"It's just that you have a better attitude and say a few words when I make a price offer. Don't give in to the shopkeeper. Ask for capital. If you give in again, you will lose. The expression is a little more real."
Shaobing said: "Oh, okay, I understand, I will definitely come here."
Shen Changle nodded. Because of time, he discarded some of the things in the middle, so he can start singing directly:
"Hey, yelling and selling, ouch, yelling and selling me this big piece of cloth, don't want that one, come this one again, every piece is very different and different, look at this piece of cloth, Look at this color, there is no praise, no dip, no holes, what color is it, this is true white, why is it so white, why is it so white, why is it so white?"
Shaobing said: "How do I know that..."
Shen Changle smiled and said, "Because it's white!"
"Nonsense!" Shaobing said speechlessly.
Shen Changle smiled and continued to sing loudly: "Why is it so white? Get mad at the first snow, don't let Er Lushuang, get mad at the number one Yangbai face, get mad at Zhao Zilong, don't let Xiao Luocheng, who has ever seen it?" Xue Baipao, Yasai, that little Ma Chao. Don’t mention this kind of white, just mention this kind of cloth, buy it at home, sew quilt sheets, make quilt linings, cut door curtains, go and smash trousers and jackets, It is forbidden to spread and cover, it is forbidden to wash and dry, it is forbidden to pull and pull, it is forbidden to pedal and kick..."
"What is this guy doing?" Shaobing wondered.
Shen Changle said: "There are thorny dogs in the bed."
Shaobing: "Okay."
Shen Changle continued to sing: "Ten years, eight years, it won't break it, say how wide the face is, how thick the cloth is, the awl won't move, and the steel needle won't cut it through. You are so fast that the scissors can't cut it. Don't move it!!!"
Shaobing: "Hey, this is a cloth head???"
Shen Changle smiled and said: "This is a steel plate, welded by gas welding, and riveted with rivets. Once it is done, walk outside."
Shaobing waved his hand and said, "No one wears this to go out for a walk."
Shen Changle said: "Yelling for a long time, no one wanted it, threw it to the side, and picked up another piece, this one is black."
Shaobing said: "Hey..."
Shen Changle sang: "Hey, don't want that one, let's do this one again, don't want that one, and this one, this one and that one are very different. Just now it was white, this one is a piece Black, why is it so black, why is it so black, why do you say it is so black???"
Shaobing said: "Because it's black!"
Shen Changle smiled and said, "You're a fast learner!"
Shaobing said: "That's it? It's too simple."
Shen Changle sang: "Real smoky soap, bituminous coal mixed with soot, this dung beetle and drilling kang are not as black as it is, Bao Gong fried twist, it is so black!!!"
"Hey, you can really talk." Shaobing said.
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In the backyard at this time, the comedians of the Deyun Club gradually felt something was wrong sitting on the chairs in the backyard.
Luan Dangdang tapped the fan in his hand and could vaguely hear two lines of dialogue in the theater not far away, but he didn't hear a single applause or laughter: "Eh? Why didn't He Lun even applaud after singing Peking Opera? what happened?"
Others followed suit, also very puzzled.
This kind of thing basically belongs to the stage experience of veteran actors. Even if they have not performed on stage, they must know that there must be applause, laughter, and applause at these points.
Especially when singing Peking Opera called Xiaofan or Daduan Guankou, unless you sang it wrong or said it wrong, you must be dead!
"Could it be that the audience was a little out of shape at the beginning?" Meng Hetang thought for a while and said.
Shaobing shook his head and guessed: "Could it be that the people brought by the big guy have something to do and didn't come, there are too few people???"
"It's possible if there are few people. If there are few people, the audience will not be able to let go. We have encountered this before when the Deyun Club was not popular." Luan Dangdeng nodded.
"If that's the case, it will really depend on Chang Le and you guys to heat up the scene."
Zhang Jiuling smiled and said, "Brother Chang Le is definitely fine, so don't exaggerate the heat."
Shen Changle nodded, but his expression was a little weird. Others didn't know, but he knew what was going on.
There must be spectators in the heat!Good guy, the audience in the small theater was pulled behind by godfather Guo Taoer and hid secretly. There is no audience, no matter how great the show is, how can it be popular? ? ?
Thinking about this, because what they are talking about this time are short paragraphs ranging from seven to eight minutes to more than ten minutes.
So at this time, the staff outside informed that the last cross talk between Zhang Helun and Wang Jiulong had finished, and it was Shen Changle and Shaobing's turn to play.
"Chang Le, come on!!!"
"You must be fine, play well!"
"Come on, Brother Chang Le!"
“The sesame seed cakes play well!!!”
Everyone in the Deyun Club stood up and cheered for the two of them. After thanking Shen Changle and Shaobing, they followed the staff and walked into the theater, just in time to run into Zhang Helun and Wang Jiulong who were coming back.
Shaobing's eyes lit up and he quickly asked, "How is it? What's going on inside?"
Zhang Helun said with a helpless expression: "You two should be mentally prepared. There is no audience in the theater. It's just Master and Xiao Yueyue. It's better to have less interaction and talk about it in a down-to-earth way... oh yes, the most important thing , be careful what Master draws!!!"
"Drawing the Tao??? Why did Master change to a small power book for delivering water???" Shaobing wondered.
"Brother Cake, you'll know when you're on stage, come on." Wang Jiulong shook his head with a complicated expression, and the two said cheers and left.
Shen Changle and Shaobing looked at each other, shrugged and said, "It's okay to be honest, let's go."
Shaobing agreed, and then the two walked into the stage of the small theater through the back door. They stood on the left and right and looked up. Sure enough, there were only two people in the empty theater.
Fortunately, the two of them also had a bottom line before. They didn't look too surprised. They bowed in a proper manner and began to perform.
Shen Changle looked at the two people sitting on the stage and staring at her with a smile and said calmly: "The two cross talkers just said very well, now let us two brothers serve you for a while."
"Eh, yes." Shaobing stood at the back of the table mainly to be steady, slowly getting used to it.
Shen Changle said: "I can hear it, everyone...... Ah, the applause and laughter of the two audiences, they don't particularly like cross talk."
Guo Tao'er smiled slightly, understanding Shen Changle's subtext and applauded lightly twice.
"Hey, what you said is wrong, why don't people like to come here?" Shaobing hurriedly stopped him.
Shen Changle smiled and said: "Yes, yes, blame me for saying the wrong thing. What I mean is that they don't like the three-vulgar cross talk, just like what the two people said before is relatively vulgar, and it's far worse than mine."
"Hey! You are so loud, do you mean that the cross talk you said is not bad???" Shaobing asked curiously.
Shen Changle smiled and said: "No, no, I mean my cross talk is very vulgar!!!"
"Oh my god! This one! How far is it??? Then according to what you said, you are the ancestor of their vulgar class!!!" Shaobing complained in surprise.
"puff…………"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
Backstage at this time, a large number of audience couldn't help laughing out loud, and their faces turned red.
Yu Qian, who was sitting beside her, also nodded with a smile, and silently drew a line under the names of Shen Changle and Shaobing.
Both the front and back rooms are painted with Taoism, but the Taoism and Taoism are different. Guo Taoer's painting is a deduction, while Yu Qian's painting is a bonus.
on the stage…………
Shen Changle smiled and said: "Although my cross talk is vulgar, my vulgarity is not three vulgar, but popular."
"Plain???" Shaobing asked back.
Shen Changle said: "For popular, popular is simply something that is closer to the folks. The majority of ordinary people understand and can understand it. It is based on folk cross talk."
Shaobing said: "Oh... then can you talk about it in detail?"
Basically alive.
Guo Tao'er originally pretended to be serious, but facing Shen Changle, she couldn't be serious at all, and she couldn't help showing a smile of admiration and approval.
It can’t be helped that the rhythm is too good. At the beginning, Zhang Helun’s cross talk in the first group was steadily paved the way, and then it was a bright and good burden, and then used this burden to directly return to the popular and folk topic.
In just a few sentences, there is subtlety in the language everywhere, and there is no embarrassment or abruptness in the middle, everything is so smooth.
In this regard, despite the fact that Zhang Helun and Wang Jiulong are also old cross talk actors of Deyun Club, but the short opening few sentences give people a sense of substitution that is between cloud and mud.
It's so fucking good! ! !
Guo Tao'er looked at Shen Changle on the stage, and somehow understood what kind of mood his master Hou Sanye was watching when he was performing.
Just good! ! !
And at this moment in the back room, Master Yu Qianna was full of admiration and didn't even need to hide it, and silently added another one to each of them on the blackboard.
Shen Changle said: "For example, our four subjects of cross talk, speaking, learning, amusing, and singing, are largely based on folk materials."
"For example, learning the flying in the sky, running on the ground, jumping in the grass, and various dialects spoken by people, local operas, and yelling in various places, do you think this is based on folks?"
Shaobing nodded and said: "Oh, that's true. This is a treasure condensed by the wisdom of the people themselves, but this thing is gone now."
Shen Changle said: "How can you say no? I will do this."
"Oh, you know this?" Shaobing said.
Shen Changle said: "Of course, for example, the Yo He sound, which people pay attention to is called nine accents and eighteen tunes, and the brown rope is used to lift the pole."
"In the past, there was a vegetable seller who picked more than a dozen kinds of vegetables on the front and rear poles. The shouting in the streets and alleys was as special as singing."
"Oh? Then you learn from it?" Shaobing said.
Shen Changle said: "It's probably sung like this, you listen to it."
"Coriander, spicy green pepper, green onion, young celery, lentils, eggplant, cucumber, winter melon, sea eggplant, radish, carrot, flat radish, young Chinese toon, garlic, good leek!!!"
"Good!!! This is really as good as singing!!!" Shaobing boasted.
In the small theater, Guo Taoer and Xiao Yueyue applauded at the same time. They really learned enough flavor and high enough, showing off their good voice.
Shen Changle said: "That's for sure, just this voice can be heard walking in Jixian County by the Haihe River."
"Good guy so far away?" Shaobing said.
Shen Changle smiled and said, "There is also a vegetable seller in Ji County."
"Hi..." Shaobing said.
Shen Changle said: "For example, we also have steamed stuffed buns, which are usually available."
"Oh, I know, there is a famous dog in Tianjin." Shaobing said.
Shen Changle waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, then you're wrong. Goubuli's is a store, and you don't want to yell when you're in a business. We're talking about walking around the streets."
"Oh, these two are not the same." Shaobing said.
Shen Changle said: "That's for sure. The people who walk around the streets are usually old men in their 70s and [-]s, holding a small bamboo basket in their hands, containing twenty or thirty small buns, covered with small cotton quilts, Not coming out during the day."
"Why don't you come out during the day?" Shaobing said.
Shen Changle said: "This is supper for those who come home late, such as those who are on duty at night, such as those who gamble and so on."
"And their yohe is also very interesting. There are only two characters for meat bun, but he can shout the word for meat so loudly. When it comes to the word "bao", he may run away with the wind."
"Not to mention it's quite interesting, can you come?" Shaobing nodded.
Shen Changle said: "Then let me learn for you, for example, I am your father, and I have nothing to do at night and go out to sell buns..."
"Go don't talk about my father!" Shen Changle said after pushing the sesame seed cake.
Shen Changle said: "Then whose father should I be???"
Shaobing came up with an idea and said: "It's not easy, except for the two of us, whoever is standing is allowed to stand, Xiao Yueyue, you say him."
"puff…………"
"Hahaha…………"
Yue Yunpeng fanned his face with pain in his face, and at this time there was another burst of suppressed laughter in the room behind, covering his mouth and puffing to fart.
Shen Changle said: "Okay, then I won't be forced to be Yue Yunpeng's father, okay, go out with a basket at night, and that's the beginning."
“Meat!!!…………… Bao’er”
Shaobing was a little unbelievable and said, "Oh, it's been such a long time in between?"
Shen Changle said: "It's all yelling, besides these, there is actually another kind of yelling that is the most interesting and the best to listen to."
"Oh? What did you mean?" Shaobing said.
Shen Changle said: "It's the one who sells the cloth head. The whole cloth is torn off and sold as a cloth head."
"Is this why the aunts in the neighborhood used to try to be cheap? They liked to buy things like this. If you say one foot three four, one foot five six, and go back to make some pants, a coat is enough. There is one thing, and you can take the size of such things."
"What do you mean by size?" Shaobing said.
Shen Changle said: "It's just that you can't go into the water. You look at the one that fits you. When you go into the water, you can directly change your coat to a tight vest."
Shaobing said: "Good guy!"
Shen Changle said: "Of course these are all gossip, the most important thing is to listen to their yelling, but you have to help me with this yelling, there are two sentences in total."
"It's just that you have a better attitude and say a few words when I make a price offer. Don't give in to the shopkeeper. Ask for capital. If you give in again, you will lose. The expression is a little more real."
Shaobing said: "Oh, okay, I understand, I will definitely come here."
Shen Changle nodded. Because of time, he discarded some of the things in the middle, so he can start singing directly:
"Hey, yelling and selling, ouch, yelling and selling me this big piece of cloth, don't want that one, come this one again, every piece is very different and different, look at this piece of cloth, Look at this color, there is no praise, no dip, no holes, what color is it, this is true white, why is it so white, why is it so white, why is it so white?"
Shaobing said: "How do I know that..."
Shen Changle smiled and said, "Because it's white!"
"Nonsense!" Shaobing said speechlessly.
Shen Changle smiled and continued to sing loudly: "Why is it so white? Get mad at the first snow, don't let Er Lushuang, get mad at the number one Yangbai face, get mad at Zhao Zilong, don't let Xiao Luocheng, who has ever seen it?" Xue Baipao, Yasai, that little Ma Chao. Don’t mention this kind of white, just mention this kind of cloth, buy it at home, sew quilt sheets, make quilt linings, cut door curtains, go and smash trousers and jackets, It is forbidden to spread and cover, it is forbidden to wash and dry, it is forbidden to pull and pull, it is forbidden to pedal and kick..."
"What is this guy doing?" Shaobing wondered.
Shen Changle said: "There are thorny dogs in the bed."
Shaobing: "Okay."
Shen Changle continued to sing: "Ten years, eight years, it won't break it, say how wide the face is, how thick the cloth is, the awl won't move, and the steel needle won't cut it through. You are so fast that the scissors can't cut it. Don't move it!!!"
Shaobing: "Hey, this is a cloth head???"
Shen Changle smiled and said: "This is a steel plate, welded by gas welding, and riveted with rivets. Once it is done, walk outside."
Shaobing waved his hand and said, "No one wears this to go out for a walk."
Shen Changle said: "Yelling for a long time, no one wanted it, threw it to the side, and picked up another piece, this one is black."
Shaobing said: "Hey..."
Shen Changle sang: "Hey, don't want that one, let's do this one again, don't want that one, and this one, this one and that one are very different. Just now it was white, this one is a piece Black, why is it so black, why is it so black, why do you say it is so black???"
Shaobing said: "Because it's black!"
Shen Changle smiled and said, "You're a fast learner!"
Shaobing said: "That's it? It's too simple."
Shen Changle sang: "Real smoky soap, bituminous coal mixed with soot, this dung beetle and drilling kang are not as black as it is, Bao Gong fried twist, it is so black!!!"
"Hey, you can really talk." Shaobing said.
Advertise again. My new book is still a seedling. Welcome to comment and leave a message to contribute to follow-up reading. The new book period determines the future fate of the book. Please support and support
(End of this chapter)
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