Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 88 Shen Changle's Sock Poisoning Case of Drum Washing Machine

Shen Changle lowered his head and said: "Oh, there are gold stars in front of my eyes, I think I might get rich."

"That's purely smashing, it's nothing." Hou Zhen said coldly.

"Hahahahaha!" There was booing and laughter from the audience.

Shen Changle touched his coat and said, "Take this pocket, it's not right, why are my pockets turned outside?"

Hou Zhendao: My good fellow, has someone robbed you this hour? "

Shen Changle said: This mobile phone is gone!My great 400 yuan is gone! "

Hou Zhendao: "Hey, it's such a mess, you caught up with it all."

Shen Changle said: "There is still some change left in this bag.

... I left the change for me, but what about my mobile phone? "

Hou Zhen nodded and said: "Yes, it's troublesome if you can't make a call."

Shen Changle said: "Where did the phone go... I was looking for the phone when a sound came from afar.

"Oh? Did you find your phone?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "I thought so too, hurry over and have a look."

Hou Zhen: "Well, let's take a look."

Shen Changle said: "Go over and take a look, it turned out to be a man and a woman, and the man was yelling 'whose! Whose!'"

Hou Zhen said: "Oh."

Shen Changle waved his hand and said, "I hurriedly shouted, 'Brother, big brother mine! Mine!!!'"

"Did that man talk to you?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "As soon as that man heard me talking, he came over and slapped me, and gave me a big ear post."

"How can I slap you?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "My wife is pregnant!"

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "Ah? People ask who does that child belong to???"

"Hahahahaha!"

"I'm pregnant, I'll go!"

A group of audience laughed and shook their heads. Even the officers who had things hanging on their shoulders shook their laughing shoulders. I couldn't help it!

"Don't you think I've been wronged!!!" Shen Changle spread his hands and said speechlessly.

Hou Zhen laughed and said, "Who told you not to hear clearly and make a fuss."

Shen Changle said: "Two hours later I woke up again, and now I am completely out of money."

"I have to say that your ability to resist attacks is quite powerful. If you want to make money, why don't you come to the army and apply for a job as a sandbag." Hou Zhen laughed.

"Hahahahaha!"

"bring it on!"

There were also booing from below.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Let's forget it. If we talk about making money, many people in our hometown have made money."

"Oh, there are capable people in your old family." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That must be done, hidden dragon and crouching tiger."

"Some people go out to work and earn 10 yuan a year and come back."

Hou Zhen nodded and said, "That's quite a lot."

Shen Changle said: "There are still people who went out to work for half a year and came back after earning 30!"

"Then there will be more." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "There are still people who just go out for a month and come back after earning 500 million!"

There was a surprised voice below.

Hou Zhen was surprised and said: "My god, what is this for? How do you make so much money?"

"It's a pity, I was arrested and shot by the police uncle as soon as I got home." Shen Changle said.

Hou Zhendao: "Oh, have you robbed a bank for half a day???"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Woo..." The audience burst out laughing.

Shen Changle shrugged and said, "Ah yes."

"Why do you want to learn too? Look at the audience below. The soldiers, police, firefighters, and armed police all know you. You should study it yourself." Hou Zhen waved his hand to show the audience and laughed.

Shen Changle said: "How is it possible, I am a law-abiding person, and I most admire soldiers, uncle policemen, these people are respected."

"Then you can try it too." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "I went, people said that my physical fitness is not good."

"Oh, let's strengthen the exercise." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "There's no way I can't get into the army, I've come up with a way."

Hou Zhendao: "Oh, what method?"

"Be the security guard first!" Shen Changle said excitedly.

Hou Zhendao: "Security... that's a bit of a side thing."

Shen Changle said: "It's good to be a security guard. It also protects the property safety of the residents, and you can also exercise at the same time."

"Well, that's right." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "It was the first day when I went to report, but in fact, they wouldn't let you do it directly."

"Oh, they also have requests." Hou Zhenping said.

Shen Changle said: "That's right, you have to practice standing posture, how to salute, and run."

Hou Zhen nodded and said, "This is called professionalism."

"After a day of exhausting training, it was getting dark, and a few security guards and I finally returned to the dormitory and could rest." Shen Changle said.

Hou Zhendao: "That's right, it's not easy to do anything."

"I'm tired, my waist is sore and my legs are hurting. I took off my socks and threw them on the radiator, and then I went into bed to sleep." Shen Changle said.

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said, "Did you throw the socks directly on the radiator?"

Shen Changle spread his hands and said: "I can't help it, the socks are almost solidified, what are you going to wear tomorrow if you don't dry them out?"

"Good guy, it's disgusting enough to listen to, it's all solidified..." Hou Zhen said with a look of disgust.

Shen Changle said: "I don't know when I fall asleep once I go to bed, there are other friends in the dormitory."

"What's wrong?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "In less than 5 minutes, the whole room was filled with black smoke, as if the goblin had come, and the buddies down there have gone crazy."

"Hey, good guy." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That buddy just kicked my bed with his feet."

"Grandson! Come down and wash your feet! Take your socks off, cough cough cough!!"

Hou Zhendao: "I've seen this formation before."

Shen Changle imitated the pained expression on his face and said: "My good fellow, I can't even speak anymore, I have such a hot mouth and throat! Brothers, are you still alive?"

"At this time, there were two security guards who were already foaming at the mouth and passed out."

The audience below leaned forward and back together with joy, tears came out of laughter.

Hou Zhen said: "Your socks are too powerful!"

"In the end it was our security captain who opened the door and came in and shouted 'Hi! Is anyone there???'"

"The good guy can't see anyone."

Shen Changle said in pain: "Captain, we are here, save us."

"No, why is it so smelly?"

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said, "The captain just heard about it?"

Shen Changle said, "The captain smelled it for half an hour, and the air in our room was much fresher. Of course, our captain also fell to the ground with a black face."

"Your captain, this is a human-shaped exhaust fan." Hou Zhen laughed.

"Finally two more people came in, wearing gas masks, threw the socks away, carried the captain and my security partner out for rescue, opened the windows for ventilation, and this is the end of the matter." Shen Changle said.

Hou Zhen smiled and said, "They must love you to death."

Shen Changle said innocently: "It's okay, I'm not proud." (￣y▽￣)~*covering her mouth and giggling
　A book recommended by a friend, you can go and read it.Title: "Experiencing Life Department Shenhao" Introduction: Entering university, Jiang Ji was hit by the [Experience Life Department Shenhao] system, as long as he completes the task of experiencing life (part-time job), he can be rewarded with Shenhao rewards!
　　"You open the [Newbie Gift Pack] and reward 8888 million in cash!"

　　"You complete a [date with the school flower] and you will be rewarded with a 5000 million Pagani supercar!"

　　"You complete a [Common Exhibition Part-time], and you will be rewarded with a Jiangjing real estate in the city center!"

　　"You complete one [play as a boyfriend] and reward Zhou Jufu Jewelry with 20% equity!"

　　"You have completed [Professional Application] once, reward"

　　At the comic exhibition site, an internet celebrity girl asked Jiang Ji: How much money can you make a day selling fried chicken chops part-time here?

　　Jiang Ji answered without hesitation: Not much, just [-] million guaranteed.

　　


(End of this chapter)