purgatory artist

Chapter 94 Is it unexpected?

The cold wind whistled past my ears.

After flying in the sky for a while, the clown approached the old god.

He looked down at the ground.

The pickup truck was still running wildly in the field, and the machine gun mounted on the truck was constantly spewing flames, trying to attract the old gods to move in the direction of Dark Fog Town.

The clown stared at the pickup, and said softly, "So there's a hyena here too."

The pickup truck suddenly tilted, hit the rocks on the side of the road, turned several somersaults in a row, and exploded into a billowing black smoke.

In an instant, lines of burning small characters appeared in the void:
"You activated the mysterious technique: 'First Performer'."

"You designated the driver of the truck to make a failed evasive maneuver."

"The show was a success!"

"The bank has debited the money."

The clown whistled, and casually drew a card from the void.

Card: Appearance flowers.

I saw that all the patterns on this card quickly transformed into densely packed bombs of various shapes. They were piled up on a football field, and flowers were stuck on each bomb.

"Your 'pleasing' is complete."

"Card: Appearing Flowers has now been transformed into your career-specific card: The Art of Silence!"

"The various bombs you hold are more powerful than ordinary bombs, and they are silent, and they don't even emit half a decibel. They are really a clean stream in the explosion world."

"——This is a card from the gods, and it is worthy of its identity."

The clown giggled, and suddenly disappeared from mid-air.

Looking at the ground again, the hyena ran out of the truck, and said with a walkie-talkie:
"Boss, they're here to stop me."

The voice of the hyena boss came from the intercom: "Run, use that return card, run back and join us!"

"Yes!"

The hyena just picked up the walkie-talkie, suddenly there was a sharp pain from behind, followed by dizzying——

The clown kicked him over, squatted on top of him, pressed his head and said, "Do you have any last words?"

The hyena laughed wildly: "You want to kill me? Impossible!"

He also held a card in his hand, and shouted loudly: "Return to the group!"

Snapped!
The card suddenly turned into a burst of brilliance, wrapped him up and flew into the sky, and was about to escape——

A black snake suddenly appeared from the void, its body soared tens of meters, and it pounced on it, wrapping the hyena and the light on him all around.

The hyena struggled desperately, but could not break free from the black snake.

After a while, the light on his body became dim, and finally disappeared completely.

Yana's voice sounded:
"Although the hyena is a group job, it can also be regarded as a card master. I need to torture his soul to restore his strength."

"No problem." The clown snapped his fingers.

The black snake quickly retracted.

The hyena was pulled into the void and disappeared completely.

After waiting for a few breaths, a card flew out from the void and landed in the clown's hand.

I saw a hyena drawn on the card.

"Hyena II."

"This is a professional card in the hyena group. It is responsible for long-range sniper and fire attraction tasks."

Yana's voice sounded again:
"His soul belongs to me, and the card belongs to you."

The clown laughed: "I like this harvest."

He collected the cards, and flew in another direction as soon as he moved.

A short count.

The clown landed next to the convoy of the Dark Fog Town tactical team, and quickly said: "You have 5 minutes to make it turn around, and evacuate immediately after 5 minutes—"

"Wang Meng, you are responsible for guarding this place. If a hyena comes, you have to fight."

"Okay, brothers, follow me." The team leader waved his hand, beckoning the team to drive towards the old gods.

Wang Meng jumped out of the car, landed next to the clown and said, "What's going on?"

"I summoned three beings. They will fight for us for a while. After 5 minutes are up, they will decide whether to stay or not. I am not there, so they will not talk too much, and they will leave automatically when the time is up." The clown road.

"That is to say, the hyenas will arrive in five minutes." Wang Meng said.

"That's right, I'll stop them first, you are the second line of defense." The clown said.

"Then, we have to draw cards quickly—please tell me another tragic story." Wang Meng said.

"But I'm a clown now. A clown needs to please others to draw cards. Let me tell you a joke." The clown said.

"I'm a chivalrous man now—let's tell a tragic story first, then tell a joke, then tell a tragic story, then tell a joke, so that we can all draw cards." Wang Meng said.

The two fell silent.

"It's too troublesome." The clown thought deeply.

Wang Meng murmured: "Yeah, for the sake of fighting, we are simply...too difficult..."

He shed tears silently.

All right!

He can draw cards!

The clown heaved a sigh of relief, "See you later."

"Wait," Wang Meng pointed to the tears on his face, and said, "You successfully helped me complete the exclusiveization of a card, does this count as a success in pleasing?"

The clown pondered, reaching out and drawing a card from the void.

"Card: Light up."

"There will be light shining on you anytime, anywhere, showing your cool figure."

"You have pleased the knight, and you have the opportunity to personalize the card."

"The card has been customized."

"Card: Shut up."

"There will never be light on you, and most people will not be able to detect your existence. In the show, you are a clown hiding in the dark."

"—Create a surprise!"

The clown looked at the card, patted Wang Meng on the shoulder and said, "I never knew that making others cry is considered pleasing. You are the first one, thank you."

He turned into a ray of light, quickly rushed into the sky, and flew in the direction of Dark Mist Town.

Halfway through the flight, he suddenly saw a cold light coming towards him, falling on his shoulders, turning into a rabbit carved from frost.

"A 40-meter sword?" The clown asked in surprise.

Rabbit grinned and nodded.

"Okay, I'm going to do something very dangerous in a moment, do you want to hide?" the clown asked.

The rabbit showed a frowning expression, hesitated for a moment, and suddenly pulled out a book from behind.

I saw a line written on the book:

"General knowledge of human language."

Rabbit opened the book, took a few serious glances, closed the book with a bang, and retracted into the void.

It said: "Brother, take me to play."

"I'm going to do something bad." The clown said.

"I've already smelled the dangerous smell on you, take me to do bad things together." Rabbit excitedly said.

The clown shrugged and said, "Then you have to promise me not to make a sound later."

"No problem, brother!" Rabbit said.

The clown continued to fly forward.

After a while, he took out the "Shu Guang" card and gently threw it out.

Bang!
There was a soft sound.

Both the clown and the rabbit are gone.

A rabbit's voice came from the void: "What are we doing here? Peeping?"

Then the clown's voice sounded: "You think I'm so low-level?"

"Then what are we going to do?"

"I don't know if you like explosions—"

"Wow, this is fun, take me to see and see, brother."

The sound disappears.

the other side.

Outside Dark Mist Town.

on the wilderness.

The hyenas waited quietly on their motorcycles.

"Second brother hasn't come back yet, maybe..." said a hyena.

"Boss, shall we go after that clown?" asked another hyena.

The hyena boss thought for a while, and ordered:
"Looking at the warning card, I wonder if there is anything that will affect our hunting."

"Yes."

A hyena took a closer look at the card named "Vigilante", and his face changed color: "That old god is probably about to wake up, boss!"

The hyena boss said decisively: "Stop fighting, come back to kill them later, we have to run!"

"Yes!"

All the hyenas responded one after another.

The locomotive roared, started quickly, and sped towards the other side of the wilderness.

The hyena boss put on his goggles and said loudly, "How long will that old god wake up?"

"About 3 minutes, boss!"

"Full speed ahead!"

"Yes!"

In the wilderness, where the locomotives passed, dust was flying.

Sudden--

The locomotive that fell at the end seemed to have encountered something, and was suddenly blasted into the sky, the body was scattered, and the hyena was also mangled.

It's a pity that all this is silent and there is no movement.

The surrounding air didn't even tremble in the slightest.

As if knowing not to make a sound, a long black whip quietly stretched out, gently rolled the hyena in mid-air, and retracted it silently.

If there is no movement, naturally no one will notice.

The entire hyena convoy continued to roar with the roar of engines, and sped toward the depths of the wilderness.

Another few breaths passed.

The two parallel locomotives exploded, and the limbs of the hyena sitting on it were broken and flew into the sky——

Still silent.

It's like a silent film, with all sound muffled and no one knowing what's going on behind the convoy.

It was that black long whip again.

It protruded quietly and split into two snake heads from the middle.

The two snake heads bit the air fiercely, dragging the hyena's body into the void.

At this time, there were only three locomotives left behind the hyena boss.

As if in a hurry——

The three hyenas sitting on the locomotive suddenly found that there seemed to be something extra on the back seat of their locomotive.

They all turned their heads to look.

I saw a red gift box quietly placed on the back seat, already opened, and inside was a black bomb with a burning fuse.

Silent, silent.

The three locomotives soared into the sky, scattered into countless parts in the air, and scattered in the wasteland full of gravel, but did not make a single sound.

Only a black shadow shuttled back and forth in midair, dragging the three corpses into the void.

At this time, only the hyena boss was left in the entire convoy.

"Look at the warning sign again to see if we have stepped out of the danger zone."

The boss of the hyena ordered loudly while banging the accelerator.

— No one answered.

In the convoy, the roar of those engines also seemed to be much quieter.

The hyena boss finally noticed something was wrong.

He turned his head slowly.

I saw a clown squatting on the back seat of his locomotive.

Except for clowns—

In the wilderness behind, there were no more locomotives, no more hyena companions in sight.

……nothing left.

The clown grinned and said softly, "Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

Suddenly a rabbit appeared on his shoulder.

The rabbit rolled back and forth laughing, almost falling off the clown's shoulders several times.

(End of this chapter)