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Chapter 445 A Real Person

At night, the moon and stars are rare.

The white moonlight poured on the earth, and in Ludao, where the air quality is better, you can clearly see the astrolabe all over the sky when you look up.

The presidential suite has a separate balcony. Chen Hao is lying on the seat, and there are several bottles of happy water on the small table next to him.

The corners of his mouth curled up like the moon in the sky.

I am very happy.

Because at this moment, he was talking on the phone with Qian Jiahui.

For some unknown reason, Chen Hao suddenly had a whim, and said:

"Jiahui, let me tell you a joke!"

A soft voice came from the phone.

"Good duck!"

"Cough cough."

Chen Hao cleared his throat deliberately, and then just recalled the joke, a smile appeared on his face.

"One day, the scientists in heaven gathered together and played together. I don't know who suggested it. They started to play a game similar to hide and seek. The rule is that if you find and catch someone, you need to shout loudly. Name him so that he can be eliminated."

"At the beginning of the game, Ampere, who was the catcher, quickly found Newton. Newton was standing motionless on a piece of ground that was one square meter. Ampere ran to catch him and shouted: Newton!"

Chen Hao held back a smile and asked Qian Jiahui, "Jiahui, do you know what Newton said?"

"What did Newton say?" Qian Jiahui also asked curiously.

"Newton said: You are wrong, I am not Newton, I am Pascal!"

After finishing speaking, Chen Hao felt that the air in the other party seemed to be stagnant, and touched the back of his head.

"Aha, isn't that funny?"

"Uh, I don't quite understand why Newton said he was Pascal... what does that mean?" Qian Jiahui said cautiously, fearing that his words would hurt Chen Hao's self-esteem too directly.

Chen Hao explained: "It means that when Newton stands on the ground of one square meter, it becomes 1 Newton/square meter (1N/㎡), which is the unit conversion of the pressure unit Pascal."

Qian Jiahui shuddered, but still pretended to be funny.

"Oh, it turned out to be like this. Hahaha, so funny!"

Hearing the laughter on the other side, the corner of Chen Hao's mouth twitched, the laughter was too fake.

Chen Hao was a little reconciled, gritted his teeth, and decided to try again.

"Jiahui, let me tell you another joke, this one is absolutely funny!"

"Okay, tell me, I'm listening~"

Chen Hao took a sip of Fat Boy's Happy Water sideways, and then said:
"The junior high school physics teacher said: Hello everyone, we are starting to learn a new subject—physics!

The high school physics teacher said: Students, what you learned in junior high school can only be regarded as common sense in life. Let's start to learn real physics.

The general physics teacher of the university said: Students, you have learned some common sense of science in high school, now we will start to learn real physics.

The theoretical physics teacher said: Students, you have learned some physics concepts in the general physics class. Now let's start to learn real physics. "

As soon as Chen Hao finished speaking, Qian Jiahui laughed in response.

"Hahahaha, so funny, so funny."

It's just that the laughter stopped after ten seconds.

Because Chen Hao has not spoken.

"Cough, actually, I think it's really interesting, really."

Chen Hao just asked faintly: "Jiahui, was what I just said a bad joke?"

"Ah this..."

Qian Jiahui hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth lightly, his brows and eyes curved, as if the vast starry sky had been filled in his eyes.

"I'm sure it's a bit cold. Is it because you Xueshen tell such hard-core jokes? As a liberal arts student, I feel completely stupid."

"I..." Chen Hao was at a loss for words for a while, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

He can chat all day long about papers, scientific research, or computers, but what about jokes... He really hasn't read much.

Qian Jiahui's voice followed the next sentence, which made Chen Hao startled for a moment.

"But I'm pretty happy."

"Why?" Chen Hao couldn't help asking.

"Chen Hao, who can't tell jokes, made me feel that you are a real person." Qian Jiahui confided her heart softly.

"Because you usually give people a feeling that you know everything and know everything, as if there is no problem that can stump you."

As she said that, Qian Jiahui's cheeks puffed up, she looked very cute, and said with a bit of aggrieved tone, "It feels like the protagonist of the game life in a novel, who is clearly beside me, but feels unattainable. "

Hearing Qian Jiahui's words, the corner of Chen Hao's mouth twitched, and he vomited bitterly and said, "I'm wronged, can you blame me?!"

Chen Hao continued sadly, "Oh, actually, do you know? I just want to be an ordinary person who spends 365 days of 300 days a year collecting rent, and the remaining 65 days to travel and rest."

"Hao, you are very Versailles now, do you know that?"

Qian Jiahui had black hair, if Chen Hao was in front of her, she would definitely bite him hard.

Is this still human?

She took a deep breath and definitely changed the subject, she would go crazy if she continued this!

"By the way, I remembered something."

"What's the matter?"

Qian Jiahui frowned, adjusted her sitting posture, and said, "I checked Douyin while eating today, and I saw a video from your school."

"Video? About what?" Knowing that the other party would definitely not mention this suddenly, since it was mentioned, it must not be an ordinary thing.

"Let me send you a WeChat message."

Qian Jiahui said, and then sent the video.

……

After half an hour.

After finishing talking on the phone, Chen Hao was still lying on the seat, watching the video sent by Qian Jiahui, tossing and turning.

"It's not very good."

The content of the video is outside the Shaw Library of Guanghua University. Some students are sitting on the steps of the library, studying under the lights of the library building.

I found the original video through the Douyin account of the video. The title is: I don’t want everyone to think that Guanghua University is an Internet celebrity university. In fact, Guanghua University and its students are working hard to improve and move forward!
As for the beginning of the video, there is a string of words "Guanghua University Library - 11:00 p.m.".

As for clicking on comments, it is [-]-[-] for positive and negative reviews.

"Poisonous chicken soup, can't you go back to the dormitory?"

"Are you all watching short videos on WIFI here? (Funny)"

"I'm still using Douyin at 11 o'clock in the evening..."

"I guess it's because the final exam is due soon, so I'm cramming?"

"A secondary school in Guanghua University still has this learning atmosphere? Are you sure it's not a posing?"

"It's amazing...I didn't expect Guanghua's style of study to be okay, I'm so impressed!"

"Why is there no 24-hour study room? Isn't Guanghua University very rich?"

At the end, Chen Hao fell into silence.

Many university libraries in China are closed, such as opening at 7:8 or 10:10 in the morning and closing at [-]:[-] or [-]:[-] in the evening.

But there are also a few schools, such as Xi'an Jiaotong University, Tianjin University, Jilin University, BJ Aerospace University, Hohai University, etc., which have set up 24-hour reading rooms, that is, self-study rooms.

Chen Hao stood up abruptly and walked into the room.

Sitting in front of the computer, Chen Hao yelled, "Eggy, call the surveillance screen near the school library."

Eggy (Lin Chiling's voice): "Good master~"

Then the computer screen instantly switched to the monitoring screen near the library.

After some adjustments, the pictures of the last four surveillance cameras were displayed in front of Chen Hao in the shape of the word "Tian".

In the video, there are a dozen or twenty students concentrating on their studies under the light outside the library building.

Some seem to be brushing the questions, some are typing on the keyboard on the computer, and some are reciting softly with a book.

And the time at the moment is 11:15 in the evening.

Chen Hao sighed lightly.

"Eggy, call up the video of these four probes after 11:[-] last night..."

After watching the videos of the last few nights in a row.

Chen Hao's chest seemed to be blocked by something.

What makes him angry is why no one has found out?
After calming down, he whispered:

"Tomorrow night, I'm going to the scene to have a look!"

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　　I'll see if I can add a new chapter tomorrow.

　　It really hurts, a mentally handicapped person upstairs has been pushing and pulling the door and window, making crackling noises.

　　From 10 o'clock in the evening to now, it rings every few minutes. Is this guy sick?

　　I'm about to have a nervous breakdown? ? ! !
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(End of this chapter)