Punch: From third-rate anchor to top chef
Chapter 10 10. Bear Child (book review for collection)
Chapter 10 10. Bear Child (book review for collection)
"Hi everyone, I am your dear Xiao Xiaoxiao, I got up early today, and I will visit the famous scenic spot in Hangzhou, West Lake with you.
There is an ancient poem that says,
Castle outside the mountain, building outside the building, when will the West Lake singing and dancing be repaired.
The warm wind makes tourists drunk, and they only call Hangzhou Bianzhou.
The water is bright and clear, and the mountains are empty and rainy.
If you want to compare the West Lake with Xizi, light makeup and thick makeup are always suitable.
West Lake is a good place, and it is one of the must-see attractions for every tourist who comes to Hangzhou.
Well, this morning's program is to show you the beauty of the West Lake for free. "
After finishing the introduction, Li Xiao was ready to point the camera at various parts of the West Lake for a close-up.
I glanced at the screen, my good guy, there are so many barrages.
"West Lake? At this time, what's so good about West Lake?"
"Yes, yes, let's not look at the West Lake, where is the young woman in cheongsam yesterday? We want to look at the young woman in cheongsam!!!"
"Yes, yes, there is no young woman in cheongsam, we will cancel it."
"Yes, cancel it!!"
Li Xiao smiled wryly, where would I find a young woman in cheongsam to live broadcast for them, she was the manager of the dignified Xie Family Yard, so how could I bother her for a live broadcast.
Helpless, Li Xiao could only smile wryly.
"Okay, okay, everyone, don't panic, although there are no young women in cheongsam today."
"However, after visiting the West Lake, I will take everyone to a famous vegetarian restaurant nearby to taste the famous food there."
"The consumption there is not cheaper than that of the crab family courtyard, and the per capita consumption can be 258."
"And, let me tell you secretly, the young lady in Zhizhu is so beautiful."
After speaking, in case the audience would not believe it, he took out his mobile phone and put some pictures saved in the morning in front of the camera lens.
Of course, in order to avoid disputes, Li Xiao used his fingers to manually mosaic the faces on the photos.
Sure enough, the audience in the studio immediately quit.
"Hey, hey, streamer, you're still being coded while wearing clothes? That's too much!!"
"The sakura suits of these young ladies look pretty good, but after manually coding, they always feel a bit familiar."
"The same as the upstairs deja vu"
"same"
Another large barrage flowed by.
Li Xiao said angrily
"Don't look familiar, a group of LSPs, okay, let's go to the West Lake first, and then eat, and show you the little sister in the cherry blossom suit by the way."
"Oh, don't look at the West Lake, just walk up and look at Miss Sister."
"Yes, yes, go directly to Miss Sister"
Another barrage
Li Xiao smiled wryly, his group of LSP audiences really couldn't stand it, and he was thinking about whether to change his plan.
Go directly to Zhizhu, see the young lady, not eat, and satisfy the needs of the audience.
An exclamation came from not far away.
Subsequently
"Save people!! Someone fell into the water!!"
"Save people!!"
Li Xiao quickly looked towards the source of the sound, and sure enough, there were a few white splashes on the originally calm lake.
He quickly said to the camera
"Let's talk later, it seems that someone fell into the water, I'll go and have a look first."
"Falling into the water? Shit, does this treasure anchor have so many plots?"
"That's right, that's right, the police came out yesterday when they outwitted the gangsters."
"Swimming in the West Lake today, did you meet a child who fell into the water? Could this be the legendary script anchor?"
Indeed, the incident was so coincidental that even a well-informed audience became suspicious.
"Upstairs, if you laugh at me to death, Xiao Xiaoxiao, a fifth- and sixth-line anchor, will return the script? I am a die-hard fan, and I have been following him for a year. Xiao Xiaoxiao is a salted fish anchor."
"Every time the audience is hundreds of people, and no one buys gifts, they either eat roadside stalls or collect money to promote some new stores."
"Anyone may have scripts and hire actors. If you talk about him, sorry, I really don't believe it. It's not that I trust him, but that he simply can't afford it."
"Upstairs, Emperor Truth, are you going to laugh at me to death and inherit my money? Please, laugh!!"
Although the camera is swaying wildly because of running too fast.
So much so that everyone in the live broadcast room could only use the screen as a chat background, and a group of people began to ridicule the anchor.
However, this is exactly in line with the push mechanism of Kitten Live.
As long as there are enough bullet screens and enough active users, the background of Kitten Live will automatically give the anchor some traffic support.
While the audience was entertaining themselves, Li Xiao finally came to the scene of the incident, and the shaking screen stopped.
"Okay, okay, here we are."
"Fuck, I'm about to throw up"
"What the hell, the background of the kitty live broadcast is malfunctioning? Push me dark?"
"Good guy, black screen 3500 viewers?"
Li Xiao looked towards the lake.
In the center of the lake is an overturned little white goose pedal boat, and next to the little white goose are three children who fell into the water.
And near the little white goose, there was not even a single other boat, obviously this area was not an area that pedal boats could enter.
Li Xiao glanced around, and sure enough, a stainless steel door used to close the lake area was opened.
This is an old lady in a park uniform yelling into the walkie-talkie
"Lao Liu, Lao Li, quickly find someone, West District 2."
"Yes, yes, come quickly, there are three brats who opened the gate and entered West District 2."
"That's right, there are so many lake rocks under West District 2, something must happen."
"Yes, come quickly, the boat capsizes, and the water is so cold, I'm afraid something will happen if it's too late."
Li Xiao was very close to this aunt, not only he heard it, but also the audience in the live broadcast room heard it.
The barrage that was a little less just now has increased again.
"Yo yo yo, see you again, brat."
"It deserves it, parents don't discipline, look, West Lake will discipline."
"Upstairs is so awesome, let West Lake discipline me, okay."
"That is."
Some people saw the brat falling into the water, not only talking excitedly, but also happily offering rewards.
Some small gifts of a few dollars keep appearing in the corner of the screen.
"Anchor, quickly turn the camera, I want to see the brat fall into the water."
"Yes, yes, anchor, I want to watch it too."
Li Xiao didn't have time to watch what was happening in the live broadcast room right now, so he looked around, and soon found what he needed, three orange life buoys.
After hesitating for a while, Li Xiao gritted his teeth and walked to the aunt in the park.
He handed the mobile phone and camera in his hand to the aunt, and said quickly, "Auntie help me hold these things, I will save them."
Aunt looked Li Xiao up and down
"Young man, with your body, can you do it?"
Li Xiao quickly explained
"How can a man say no? Besides, there is a river near my house. Every day after school and holidays, I fish and catch shrimps there. It's good if I'm a little watery. You help me carry things, and I'll save them."
If you feel poisonous, skip directly to Chapter 51
(End of this chapter)
"Hi everyone, I am your dear Xiao Xiaoxiao, I got up early today, and I will visit the famous scenic spot in Hangzhou, West Lake with you.
There is an ancient poem that says,
Castle outside the mountain, building outside the building, when will the West Lake singing and dancing be repaired.
The warm wind makes tourists drunk, and they only call Hangzhou Bianzhou.
The water is bright and clear, and the mountains are empty and rainy.
If you want to compare the West Lake with Xizi, light makeup and thick makeup are always suitable.
West Lake is a good place, and it is one of the must-see attractions for every tourist who comes to Hangzhou.
Well, this morning's program is to show you the beauty of the West Lake for free. "
After finishing the introduction, Li Xiao was ready to point the camera at various parts of the West Lake for a close-up.
I glanced at the screen, my good guy, there are so many barrages.
"West Lake? At this time, what's so good about West Lake?"
"Yes, yes, let's not look at the West Lake, where is the young woman in cheongsam yesterday? We want to look at the young woman in cheongsam!!!"
"Yes, yes, there is no young woman in cheongsam, we will cancel it."
"Yes, cancel it!!"
Li Xiao smiled wryly, where would I find a young woman in cheongsam to live broadcast for them, she was the manager of the dignified Xie Family Yard, so how could I bother her for a live broadcast.
Helpless, Li Xiao could only smile wryly.
"Okay, okay, everyone, don't panic, although there are no young women in cheongsam today."
"However, after visiting the West Lake, I will take everyone to a famous vegetarian restaurant nearby to taste the famous food there."
"The consumption there is not cheaper than that of the crab family courtyard, and the per capita consumption can be 258."
"And, let me tell you secretly, the young lady in Zhizhu is so beautiful."
After speaking, in case the audience would not believe it, he took out his mobile phone and put some pictures saved in the morning in front of the camera lens.
Of course, in order to avoid disputes, Li Xiao used his fingers to manually mosaic the faces on the photos.
Sure enough, the audience in the studio immediately quit.
"Hey, hey, streamer, you're still being coded while wearing clothes? That's too much!!"
"The sakura suits of these young ladies look pretty good, but after manually coding, they always feel a bit familiar."
"The same as the upstairs deja vu"
"same"
Another large barrage flowed by.
Li Xiao said angrily
"Don't look familiar, a group of LSPs, okay, let's go to the West Lake first, and then eat, and show you the little sister in the cherry blossom suit by the way."
"Oh, don't look at the West Lake, just walk up and look at Miss Sister."
"Yes, yes, go directly to Miss Sister"
Another barrage
Li Xiao smiled wryly, his group of LSP audiences really couldn't stand it, and he was thinking about whether to change his plan.
Go directly to Zhizhu, see the young lady, not eat, and satisfy the needs of the audience.
An exclamation came from not far away.
Subsequently
"Save people!! Someone fell into the water!!"
"Save people!!"
Li Xiao quickly looked towards the source of the sound, and sure enough, there were a few white splashes on the originally calm lake.
He quickly said to the camera
"Let's talk later, it seems that someone fell into the water, I'll go and have a look first."
"Falling into the water? Shit, does this treasure anchor have so many plots?"
"That's right, that's right, the police came out yesterday when they outwitted the gangsters."
"Swimming in the West Lake today, did you meet a child who fell into the water? Could this be the legendary script anchor?"
Indeed, the incident was so coincidental that even a well-informed audience became suspicious.
"Upstairs, if you laugh at me to death, Xiao Xiaoxiao, a fifth- and sixth-line anchor, will return the script? I am a die-hard fan, and I have been following him for a year. Xiao Xiaoxiao is a salted fish anchor."
"Every time the audience is hundreds of people, and no one buys gifts, they either eat roadside stalls or collect money to promote some new stores."
"Anyone may have scripts and hire actors. If you talk about him, sorry, I really don't believe it. It's not that I trust him, but that he simply can't afford it."
"Upstairs, Emperor Truth, are you going to laugh at me to death and inherit my money? Please, laugh!!"
Although the camera is swaying wildly because of running too fast.
So much so that everyone in the live broadcast room could only use the screen as a chat background, and a group of people began to ridicule the anchor.
However, this is exactly in line with the push mechanism of Kitten Live.
As long as there are enough bullet screens and enough active users, the background of Kitten Live will automatically give the anchor some traffic support.
While the audience was entertaining themselves, Li Xiao finally came to the scene of the incident, and the shaking screen stopped.
"Okay, okay, here we are."
"Fuck, I'm about to throw up"
"What the hell, the background of the kitty live broadcast is malfunctioning? Push me dark?"
"Good guy, black screen 3500 viewers?"
Li Xiao looked towards the lake.
In the center of the lake is an overturned little white goose pedal boat, and next to the little white goose are three children who fell into the water.
And near the little white goose, there was not even a single other boat, obviously this area was not an area that pedal boats could enter.
Li Xiao glanced around, and sure enough, a stainless steel door used to close the lake area was opened.
This is an old lady in a park uniform yelling into the walkie-talkie
"Lao Liu, Lao Li, quickly find someone, West District 2."
"Yes, yes, come quickly, there are three brats who opened the gate and entered West District 2."
"That's right, there are so many lake rocks under West District 2, something must happen."
"Yes, come quickly, the boat capsizes, and the water is so cold, I'm afraid something will happen if it's too late."
Li Xiao was very close to this aunt, not only he heard it, but also the audience in the live broadcast room heard it.
The barrage that was a little less just now has increased again.
"Yo yo yo, see you again, brat."
"It deserves it, parents don't discipline, look, West Lake will discipline."
"Upstairs is so awesome, let West Lake discipline me, okay."
"That is."
Some people saw the brat falling into the water, not only talking excitedly, but also happily offering rewards.
Some small gifts of a few dollars keep appearing in the corner of the screen.
"Anchor, quickly turn the camera, I want to see the brat fall into the water."
"Yes, yes, anchor, I want to watch it too."
Li Xiao didn't have time to watch what was happening in the live broadcast room right now, so he looked around, and soon found what he needed, three orange life buoys.
After hesitating for a while, Li Xiao gritted his teeth and walked to the aunt in the park.
He handed the mobile phone and camera in his hand to the aunt, and said quickly, "Auntie help me hold these things, I will save them."
Aunt looked Li Xiao up and down
"Young man, with your body, can you do it?"
Li Xiao quickly explained
"How can a man say no? Besides, there is a river near my house. Every day after school and holidays, I fish and catch shrimps there. It's good if I'm a little watery. You help me carry things, and I'll save them."
If you feel poisonous, skip directly to Chapter 51
(End of this chapter)
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