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Chapter 340 Hattori Heiji Is Actually a Lolicon!

Chapter 340 Hattori Heiji Is Actually a Lolicon!
"Contestant No. [-], Victoria, is only seven years old this year. She is the special contestant I mentioned at the beginning of the competition. Once again, we have consulted her guardian, but please stay sensible!"

Seeing that the scene was about to riot because of Victoria's appearance, the host quickly calmed down.

“Victoria Saco!!!”

"My tickets are all for Victoria!!!"

"No need to choose, Victoria is the champion!!!"

Conan was taken aback by the enthusiastic response at the scene. What's going on? Are there so many perverts in Japan?Or is it true that their first love dates back to elementary school?

No, you have to save yourself, otherwise, it will be bad if you win the championship. If you behave coldly and mess up on purpose, you should be able to fall to the first place.

The host's microphone was placed near Conan's mouth, he snorted coldly and did not speak.

As a result, the atmosphere at the scene became more heated... The cold-faced tsundere girl seems to be more popular...

After thinking about it, Conan gritted his teeth and decided to make a ruthless move, "Baga, pervert, no road race!"

"Ah—I'm dead—"

"Victoria!!! Scold me!!!"

"I really want to be trampled in the face by Victoria's leather shoes!!!"

"More, more, and more scolding!!!"

Conan was completely numb, and the host calmed down with a black face. What the hell is this? Didn't you agree that there will be staff to guide you?

Why, could it be that the current staff is too young, so they have a common language with these guys instead?

"Is this really okay? Conan actually cursed people on the stage in front of the audience and the camera..." Mitsuhiko was a little worried.

"Why is Conan's voice different from that day?" Ayumi was a little puzzled, "And it's also different from his original voice."

"Really? I think it's about the same." Yuan Tai scratched his head, but Mitsuhiko didn't hear it.

Haibara Ai took a look at Ayumi, but she didn't expect this little girl's ears to be quite sharp.

"It's really different, because when he pretended to be Victoria before, he used the voice changer developed by Dr. A Li to change his voice, but he needs to show his face on this kind of show, and it's easy to be exposed with a voice changer, so I asked the doctor to give it to him specially. He made new gear."

"What? Is it a more concealed voice-changing equipment?" Mitsuhiko was a little curious.

"Well, almost." Hui Yuanai nodded, and then pointed to his neck, "I don't know if you have noticed before that there is a black ribbon on Conan's neck."

"Ah, I saw it, plus this Conan is even cuter."

Ayumi clenched her small fists and nodded earnestly. There was inexplicable excitement in her eyes, but also annoyance and frustration hidden in her eyes.After all, the person I like looks prettier and cuter than me in women's clothing, this is really...

"I remember that there was a metal ring on the ribbon, here at the throat." Mitsuhiko recalled.

"Huh? Why do you all remember so clearly, why don't I remember anything?" Yuan Tai scratched his head and couldn't remember.

"That's right, that's the one." Hui Yuanai nodded, "Compared with a voice changer, it is more portable and concealed, but its actual functions and effects are reduced, and it can only change the voice within a certain range."

"However, children's vocal cords are not fully developed, so the difference between the voices of boys and girls is not obvious. It only needs to be changed a little. In fact, as far as Conan's voice is concerned, it is difficult for anyone to hear it without changing it. Whether it is male or female, it was just changed to avoid being discovered by acquaintances."

"Really? There's a big difference between my voice and Ayumi's." Yuanta argued.

"You are a special case...and you are talking about differences in pitch and other differences brought about by gender, not specific to the individual's timbre." Mitsuhiko explained to him helplessly.

Compared to discussing the technical realization of women's fake voices here, the other nine contestants standing in the back row were in a much more complicated mood. They couldn't help but look at Conan, secretly thinking about where they lost ?

Among the three judges, Okita Souji and Mori Kogoro stared at the other girls in the back row, only Hattori Heiji stared at "Victoria" with a serious expression.

"Didn't you say you are confident? Now Heiji is also attracted by this Victoria, do you think you can beat her?"

Yuan Shan and Hajian Hattori stared at Victoria Heiji, and they became very angry. They really doubted whether this guy really had the same hobby as the audience below. The first love was all fake, and it was still Luo eight years ago. Li's first love is real, right?
Never thought that this black-faced guy was also a lolicon, no wonder he pretended to be deaf to his hints...

Ooka Hongye didn't reply, but she became a little serious, and squinted her eyes at "Victoria". If it was an "equal" opponent like Toyama and Ye, she thought she would be full of confidence.

But... If it is necessary to compare some characteristics that she cannot have, then she is really powerless, after all, she can't turn back into a loli.

What if the marriage contract that Heiji mentioned back then was actually only for himself who was still a loli back then?In this way... no wonder he is honest with himself now...

Hattori Heiji: Why does this Victoria look so familiar? Why does it look a bit like Kudo?Is it an illusion?Or did you bump into your face again?
Conan was completely panicked. He could see clearly that not only the men in the audience were crazily calling him, but the women were also screaming and shouting. What kind of ghosts and snakes are these, what aesthetics are there, what's so good about elementary school students?
He never thought about Ayumi, no matter how closely she chased her, he still thought about Xiaolan, especially when he was taking a bath alone...

The host calmed down for a long time, and finally controlled the scene. Some people even tried to get on stage to get close to "Victoria". Fortunately, there was no handshake session arranged in advance, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous.

"Conan is so popular...why?"

Mao Lilan was also dumbfounded. She was a little surprised when she saw "Victoria" appearing on the stage at first, but after thinking about it, she realized that it might have been done by Yuanzi or Brother Shuiquan. It was beyond her expectations.

But, who cares, it seems that I am very recognized for Conan's women's clothing guidance.

"Okay, now enter the voting session of this round of competition. Each audience and judges have three chances to vote, and each contestant can only vote once. Please start voting."

The staff under the stage began to guide the audience to vote. Ten ballot boxes were placed there, and the audience walked through the ten boxes one by one to cast their votes.

The three judges on the stage were struggling, especially Hattori Heiji. He secretly calculated that Heye must give a vote, or he would be courting death. Miss Qianhe seemed to be the one who met on the street yesterday and was robbed by gangsters. acknoledged.

The only primary school student, Victoria, always looked familiar, and the person who claimed to be his fiancee just now, Ooka Hongye...

Compared with Hattori Heiji's recent voting based on relatives and estrangements, Okita Souji and Mori Kogoro are much "fairer". Avoid Toyama and Ye and Ooka Hongye, otherwise it will be too strange.

In the end, Hattori Heiji voted for Toyama Kazuha, Ooka Momiji and Chiga Ling;
Mori Kogoro voted for No. [-] Qian Heling, No. [-] sister next door, and No. [-] mature sister Yu. Well, he chose all the big ones, in all respects.

Soji Okita voted for number one Chiga Ling, number three Ooka Momiji, and number six Literary Girl.

"Okay, the voting is over, and the statistical results have come out. We can see that the No. 1 player is Qian Heling, the No. [-] contestant. That’s already equivalent to getting [-] votes.”

"The tenth contestant is Victoria! Her popularity is unquestionable. Even though none of the judges voted for her, more than half of the audience voted for her, which is quite a terrifying proportion."

"Next is No. [-] contestant Ooka Hongye and No. [-] contestant Toyama Kazuha. Judging from the scene, the latter seems to be voted by female audiences. It seems that he has become a 'sister-sama' potential."

The host didn't dare to talk nonsense about why Ooka Hongye was ranked third. After all, Bai Fumei, who always goes to kotatsu competitions, and there are no fewer audiences who know her background. There is no need to lie, and there is a lot of love Dreaming on pole support.

Ooka Hongye's face was a bit ugly, she never expected that she would lose to Qian Heling, an "opponent" she didn't care about at first, especially when Heiji didn't know that this person was his first love, he would still voted for him.

But fortunately, he didn't vote for that Victoria. She was confident in competing with Qian Heling, but if it was Victoria, it would be troublesome...

Toyama and Ye gritted their teeth and looked around, not expecting that she was at the bottom, but she was also the same as Ooka and Ye, thankfully Hattori Heiji did not vote for Victoria, otherwise she would not have won.

After the host finished reading all the rankings, the competition officially entered the next round.

"The content of the second round of the competition is a talent show. All contestants can freely choose to show what they are good at or like to do, but here we recommend choosing things that are often done on weekdays, so that it will be more realistic and intimate. , just like the shadow of the 'first love' that really exists in everyone's mind."

"Then, this round we'll start with No. [-] Victoria, please~"

Conan walked forward with a blank expression. He hadn't thought about performing anything at all. He was worrying now, and he was told in advance that he could not perform singing in this round. It is better than the sound.

If it weren't for this regulation, he would have performed "The Wind Is High and the Monkey Sorrows" and "The Reverberating Sound Surrounds the Bridge for Three Days" for everyone on the spot, so that they would never forget his singing in their lifetime.

However, it doesn't matter, when the last round, these people won't be chasing him like crazy, let them go for now.

"So, Miss Victoria, what do you want to perform?"

Conan didn't give the host a good face, and he didn't make a fuss. He was thinking in his mind, when he suddenly saw the ball on the table of Mr. Okita, his eyes lit up, this is what he is good at.

But then I felt wrong, this is absolutely not okay, if you perform football skills, then your identity will be exposed more easily...

"sleep."

"What?" The host thought he was hallucinating.

"I'm good at sleeping." Conan yawned as he said that. He was really sleepy. He didn't sleep all night last night, and he was forced to participate in some competition today.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

The audience below is hopeless.

"Uh..." The host is full of black lines, this job is too difficult, no, I have to ask them to add money later.

He accompanied Xiaolian and coaxed the little ancestor, "This is not very good, let's do something else?"

Conan saw that he was coaxing, and his eyes kept pleading, as if he was saying to toss it lightly, so he curled his lips immediately.

Suddenly, Conan had a flash of inspiration, the most dangerous way is the safest way, so he did it, "Then I'll play football."

The host followed his finger and saw that it was the ball on Okita Souji's table. He wanted to say that this is a prop and it will be useful in the future, but it is easier to prepare a spare prop compared to this little ancestor making trouble again. , so he agreed.

"Conan dares to perform this, isn't he afraid of being exposed?" Ayumi was a little worried, if she was exposed, she and others would never laugh at him, but there are so many audiences for the others.

Hui Yuanai glanced at her nervous expression, patted her on the head, "It's okay, Edogawa knows what he's doing, he's not so stupid that he can't even think of such a thing. "

"Oh, yes, that's good." Ayumi's expression eased.

"Okay, then the performance can begin." The host wiped the sweat from his forehead. It wasn't hot, but he was simply tired.

Conan held the small ball, looked at the judges on the right side of the stage, and then at the audience directly in front of the stage. He tossed the ball lightly, and then kicked the ball hard with one kick. into the audience below.

His technique is very good, and his aim is very accurate. He remembers the fat man who yelled the loudest before. It was the one who yelled that he wanted to be trampled on the face. The football hit him directly in the face. .

The fat man twitched stiffly for a long time, and the scene fell silent instantly. The host's eyelids twitched, and he doubted whether he could get paid, but he couldn't be blamed if it was true.

clatter clatter~

Blood flowed from the fat man's nose and dripped on the ground. The ball bounced on the ground a few times and then rolled onto the nosebleed. At this moment, the fat man reached out and picked up the ball nimbly.

"Huh, luckily the ball wasn't dirty, it's mine, hehehe..." He looked excited, as if he had won some treasure.

The fat man wiped his nosebleed with his sleeve, and continued to shout, "Victoria Saigao!!! Do it again!!! Don't take pity on me!!! I can stand it!!!"

(End of this chapter)

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