A certain Hogwarts rune professor

Chapter 331 The Best Birthday
When Harry appeared in the kitchen, none of the three Dursleys looked at him, and no one mentioned the birthday, which was exactly what Harry wanted, he didn't want Uncle Vernon's stinky socks at all. Kind of a bad birthday present once is enough.

Uncle Vernon was reading the newspaper, Aunt Petunia was slicing a dried-out grapefruit, and Cousin Dudley--he was slumping the fat from his arms on the table, his whole face pissed off.

Since Dudley came back with a humiliating report card and a lot of fat, his good life is over, in fact, he can still struggle, just shed a few tears, Aunt Petunia will He wept empathetically, then quickly compromised and agreed to all of Dudley's conditions.

This is his forte.However, under the report card, there are a few words carefully filled in by the nurse of Smelting School, which gently reminds the two parents that if Dudley continues to gain weight, it will affect his health, and the school's clothing library is no longer suitable for him. size clothes too.

The nurse also thoughtfully attached a weight loss recipe. At Aunt Petunia's insistence, the whole family had to follow this new diet system together to take care of Dudley's emotions. The effect was obvious. Uncle Vernon's The chin is a little smaller, which makes his beard look flowing and shaggy.

But Harry didn't care at all, and even before receiving his birthday present, he would make up for breakfast at Sirius's.Now he couldn't wait to imagine where Sirius would take him to play. Sirius recently bought a motorcycle, and he saw a trace of Hagrid in his godfather's obsessed eyes.

"Grapefruit again!"

Dudley said angrily that he had perfectly inherited Uncle Vernon's small eyes and figure.

Harry thought happily. He sniffed the tasteless things on his plate, and couldn't help belching. Just now, he ate two large slices of cream cake, and he was a little full now.

"Honey?" said Aunt Petunia very patiently. "We agreed to follow the weight loss diet that the school nurse sent—"

But Dudley didn't listen at all, and finished his portion in two bites, staring at Harry's plate with small eyes - even though the grapefruit was much smaller than his own.Then his eyes fell on Harry's lips, where there were suspicious traces of food.

"He hid food," Dudley said firmly, extending his carrot-like fingers.

Harry wiped his mouth quickly, and realized he had been careless after touching the sticky cream.

"What?" asked Aunt Petunia, puzzled.

However, Dudley stared at Harry greedily, as if he was a piece of cream cake or something, and Harry's mind was clouded, and he was faced with a difficult choice. If Dudley really wanted to steal his cake, Was he going to take out his wand and threaten him?
"There is no Sirius here, no spare wand, and no excuses. If you use magic, the Ministry of Magic will directly target you..."

At this moment, there was a loud horn sound outside the door, followed by the roar of the motorcycle idling, Uncle Fernon exploded all of a sudden, and he yelled angrily: "It's that damned murderer again, scum... Can't you be quiet!"

Aunt Petunia looked around in horror, worried that some neighbors would notice.

"Sirius was not a murderer," said Harry coldly.

"Then let... that damn... guy... stop!" Uncle Fernon gritted his teeth, the veins on his face burst out, Harry was a little scared, he walked to the window with a straight face, Waved to Sirius.

The horn stopped.

Aunt Petunia was panting heavily, as if she had been holding her breath just now, Harry stood there hesitantly, wondering if he should mention his birthday, but he thought it was unnecessary, Aunt Petunia gave Harry a hard look , and Uncle Vernon couldn't bear it any longer, "What are you waiting for? Get out of my sight immediately!" He growled and shouted.

At this point, Dudley also interjected, "Your godfather . . . that Sirius is waiting for you."

This sentence seemed to be more powerful than Sirius's trumpet. Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia looked at Dudley in surprise. They never mentioned Sirius's name. ", "murderer," or simply "the hippies are coming for you."

Harry's mind was spinning rapidly, his eyes met Dudley's, and he suddenly understood what Dudley was planning, and he said hurriedly, "I'm going upstairs to get something—"

He went back to his room, stuffed the books and salutes he brought back from school into the bottom of the bed, and then looked at the pile of candies and snacks on the bed, feeling worried.There are three big cakes side by side on the table, one of which has been opened.

After a few seconds, Harry had a bright idea.He took out the golden snitch that Sirius gave him from his pocket, and put all the snacks and candies in it, but he encountered some troubles when filling the cake, so he could barely fit one.

He had to stuff the remaining two cakes under the bed and hide them behind the suitcase.Harry clapped his hands in satisfaction when it was all done, and if Dudley sneaked in, he would get nothing.Normally, there would be no such worries, because the Dursleys regarded his room as a hotbed for spreading the plague, and even walked faster when they passed by.

But as far as he knew, a hungry animal was the most dangerous and irrational, in other words, a hungry pig was similar.

Before going out, Harry hesitated for a moment, Uncle Vernon had already yelled from below, before he had time to think, he opened the Snitch, and shook out a handful of snacks, a cauldron cake, a sizzling bee candy, and other messy things s things.Without looking carefully, he put these candies in a conspicuous position.

Hurrying downstairs, Uncle Vernon pointed to the open door without saying a word, and when Harry passed the dining table, he saw that the quarter of the grapefruit on his plate had disappeared.He grinned and walked out the door.

Sirius had been waiting for a long time. He was leaning on a very imposing motorcycle, and the exhaust vent let out a low growl.Harry was sitting on the back seat, Sirius started the motorcycle and picked it up quickly, the wind howled and curled Harry's hair, and Privet Drive was far behind, Harry shouted excitedly: "Where are we going? "

"London," growled Sirius. "I have a whole plan."

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They played happily for a whole day, traveling all over the small half of London. When the evening approached, Sirius took him for a ride by the Thames River, the water reflected the golden glow, and Harry had a belly full of steaks and oysters.

At seven o'clock in the evening, they returned to the house rented by Sirius, but Harry didn't want to go back so early. When Sirius invited him to play wizard chess, he readily agreed.

Harry ruthlessly won his godfather's three games of chess, forcing Sirius to mess up the board, so they had to nestle on the sofa and watch TV together.

It wasn't until nearly ten o'clock, when Mrs. Figg knocked on the door next door and complained that their voices were too loud, that Harry realized that he should go back.

The lights at 4 Privet Drive were still on, which made Harry a little puzzled. When he opened the door, he saw Uncle Vernon and Dudley huddled on the sofa watching a football game. He was relieved. It was finally not what he thought. That way, Harry made a point of paying attention to the look on Dudley's face, and he looked away guiltily.

"Go back to your room and don't disturb Petunia," said Uncle Vernon in a low voice.

Harry returned to the room, opened the door, and the pile of snacks was gone. He hurriedly checked under the bed again, and the cake was intact.

It's because he thinks too much...

Harry suddenly realized that Dudley couldn't even bend over, let alone tuck himself under the bed, that he would get stuck in it.Lying in bed, Harry couldn't help but think back on the memories of the day, and had to say, it was the best birthday he'd ever had.

　This chapter is not only about Harry's life at the Dursleys' house, celebrating his birthday with Sirius, but also about Dudley, and I want to ask everyone how much they accept Dudley.

　　
　
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