man in tokyo, professional boyfriend

Chapter 516 [515] Five times the scumbag

"and then?"

Sano Shino was holding a lollipop in her mouth, her slender thighs were draped up and down, and her back was leaning on the sofa.

In his hand, he opened a tablet computer, and was memorizing something on the screen at this time, his tone was flat.

"Is there anything else to say?"

He raised his head and glanced at the two in front of him.

"Yes." x2
Shiina Iori and Miyahara Nagisa invariably lowered their heads and answered.

At this time, the two of them had long since lost their scrutiny on the bed. One of them had a big bag on their head, and the other one was kneeling in front of the coffee table in the same posture.

Nagisa, who was originally an 'inner ghost', didn't want to kneel at all, but when she was called 'stealing cat' in a very stern tone by the senior little fox, she suddenly became a little guilty for some reason.

By the time he reacted, there was already a small bulge on his head.

"Ugh."

As if he had a headache or got used to it, Sano Shino sighed a long time: "That is to say. Because of the sudden public confession, I didn't want your little lover to lose face-so in front of everyone. Promise?"

"no!"

Mr. Shiina, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, immediately raised his head and retorted: "It, in fact, has an emotional basis. After all, it is a life-threatening friendship. Thinking about it, it is a matter of course to be confessed."

"It's just, I just didn't expect it to be so sudden."

"Then, then I agreed without noticing."

"When I reacted, I was actually a little embarrassed!"

Saying that, he scratched his cheek a little embarrassedly.

As soon as he finished speaking, a small foot wrapped in black silk stepped on his thigh with a bang, causing him to bend over with an 'oh' sound, but he could only watch the little foot rolling over his leg. Going over and over, he had to put on a miserable look of 'very painful + please try harder' on his face.

The originally tense smile on the face of the little fox senior finally seemed to be disintegrating, and the voice was furious:
"I said~ Shiina-kun."

"Do you know how many people there are in our family now?"

"Ok?"

"There are five of your 'girl~friend~friend~' alone, right? Five!"

"There is one more person to play mahjong! Do you understand?"

"You agreed without noticing?"

"There are only a few days in a week!"

"Fortunately, I haven't had time to settle accounts with you!"

Listening to Sinon's rage, Shiina Iori lowered her head like a quail, and obediently held up the black silk feet of classmate Fox, indicating that she could be punished more severely.

Next to him, Miyahara Nagisa nodded vigorously with a face of approval, with a positive expression that such a bad guy should be scolded like this.

But still did not dare to speak.

It's not that there is a gap in fighting strength, but the feeling that comes from the heart is a little empty.

On the contrary, Shiina Iori still had the courage to raise his head at such a time, and carefully corrected:
"No, Sinon."

"My girlfriend is actually only Nagisa, and the rest are my wife, my wife, and my wife."

"boom!"

A small foot neatly blocked his mouth.

"To shut up!"

"Woohoo yeah."

Seeing his expression of resignation, Sano Shino felt that the blue vein on his forehead was about to stop.

He took two deep breaths and pulled his feet out.

"Tell me, who are the remaining suspicious persons?"

"I'll clean it up all at once."

"What, what is 'cleaning'?"

"So there are really other suspicious people?"

"It's gone! It's gone this time!"

After reacting, Shiina Iori immediately swore and swore, obediently holding up the phone that she snatched from Nagisa-chan not long ago, and turned on the screen:

"These are the only key numbers in the phone address book, and there is no more!"

"Oh, yes."

Senior Little Fox glanced at him coldly, and then took the phone neatly.

However, she did not open the address book as she said, but opened the Line contact book at the first time.

Shiina Iori's back was suddenly cold, and Ai Ai said: "Shi, Sinon. The sign of the small phone at the bottom of the address book."

"Well, is it?"

The little fox senior still looked calm: "But I just want to see Line, is there any problem?"

"no!"

Click on the screen, open Line, and open the contact book.

The first moment he saw the screen, Senior Fox's eyes were firmly attracted by the number at the top.

【Number: 4998/5000】

Sinon looked at the screen and at Iori-san next to her, and asked with a smile:

"Does Iori-kun have many friends?"

"how come?"

At this critical moment, Shiina Iori dared to gag, and hurriedly shook his head in denial: "I have very few friends!"

But there are many wives, lovers, wives, wives, and girlfriends.

"And the numbers in this contact book?"

Senior Sinon's smile is still very beautiful, those long and narrow eyebrows outline a charming arc, the eyelashes are very long and slightly raised, just the corners of the lips are raised, giving people a gentle embrace like a spring breeze.

But with this recognizable voice, the smile is not so gentle.

It even made Shiina Iori feel a sense of fear behind her back.

It's just that attributes, characteristics, skills, and the face of a scumbag that is comparable to the corner of the city wall, allow him to maintain a calm mental state, and his brain is running fast.

"Ah~"

"It's a fan!"

Iori Shiina took a deep breath and snapped her fingers.

"Sino also knows, if you want to be an entertainer, you really can't be lacking in passion!"

"Otherwise, some people on the Internet will easily be called 'indifferent', 'arrogant', 'ungrounded' and other tags, and then losing followers will become a natural thing."

"This is the so-called online group violence!"

"Fans?"

Sinon glanced at him suspiciously, and then clicked on one of the numbers at will.

【Iori: Hi~】

[Iori: You were selected by today's random fan event, and you can receive an autographed photo. 】

[Iori: Please take a screenshot to show your Kuite social account and home address dear~]

"Wait, wait! Sinon."

Shiina Iori hurriedly stepped forward to block: "This is fan economic fraud! It's a bad behavior."

"We are sending money, what kind of fraud."

However, Sinon Sano's eyes became more and more suspicious, and her voice was neither light nor heavy: "Also, I did not cheat, I will send her a courier in a while."

"Eh?"

". As long as it proves that she is really your fan."

"Gudong."

Shiina Iori heard the words, and her gaze towards the screen became more and more subtle.

As we all know, this Line contact book is just to deal with the 'data accumulation' of those who accost the crowd, while occasionally exploiting a little labor force from the four idiots of the East University.

In the list of nearly 5000 people, almost 99% of them have not even said a word, and at the same time, 50% of the list will be changed almost every two months.

To this end, Shiina Iori needs to clear the data at regular and fixed points every day, and the method of clearing is naturally random deletion.

Therefore, even he himself can't remember the names recorded on the list. Which ones are real fans who know who he is, and which ones are just passers-by who came up to chat up a few words just because of his good looks.

Therefore, the current Mr. Shiina can only pin his hopes on the probability!

Life and death!
Only 50% chance of surviving!
The person who can prove this contact book is really not his runner, only the 'lucky one' who received the news!

'Be sure to be a fan! '

'Please! '

'It's okay to send a hundred photos afterwards! '

'Amitabha God of infinite longevity! '

Seemingly noticing Iori Shiina's subtle and somewhat stiff expression, and the fine sweat gradually oozing out of her forehead, Miss Sano turned her head to look at him and said calmly:
"Shina-kun."

"Frank and lenient."

"If it's now when the result is obtained, I can forgive you once."

"but."

Shiina Iori's inner pressure became stronger and stronger, and even her breathing gradually became a little heavier, and even the landlady next to her quietly glanced at the screen, looking very curious.

The heartbeat is getting faster and faster, and the veins will appear on the surface of the skin.

Body temperature is rising slightly.

".actually!"

"Ding dong."

Two voices sounded simultaneously.

Miss Sano gave Iori a deep look, then looked down at the screen with a smile.

[Ainai: sigh~ sigh~]

[Aina Kin: If I give up the quota, can I be a dog for Iori-kun? 】

[Ainai: The kind that can perform boo boo! 】

[Ainai: I will be very good. 】

[Ainai: [Photo.jpg], [Photo.jpg], [Photo.jpg]]

A series of sounds of "ding dong, ding dong" continued.

Appearing on the screen at the same time, there are also special photos filled with dog leashes, restraints, shackles, collars and strange props.

But I don't know if it's to guarantee the bottom line. At the end of the photo, the other party actually attached a screenshot with 'social user name', 'personal photo', and 'recent speech'.

The username is 'Sakurai Life Push', a standard fan name.

The eyes of the three people surrounding the screen widened in unison, and they were firmly attracted by the doubtful picture.

Shiina Iori's eyes were the widest.

Why didn't I find such a talent before?

However, he immediately reacted: "Wait! Don't rush to do it first, you see if she is a fan! Isn't she. Ah!"

Before anyone could finish speaking, his eyes darkened.

The little fox senior retracted his feet, covered his flying skirt, and tightly covered the phone in his hands, his face flushed: "You, you, you, you are not allowed to look--!"

"A few days ago, there were people who went in because of molesting fans, so be careful with me!"

".Yes."

"As for this person, it's too dangerous! I'll delete it for you temporarily."

"Eh?"

"Any comments?"

"Ah, no. Shouldn't that gift be sent first?"

"I took a screenshot."

".Oh."

Shiina Iori continued to maintain the sitting position just now and calmed down again.

In fact, he really didn't have any superfluous ideas.

Not to mention that there are so many women in his family that his waist can't handle it, just speaking of the perverted level of the other party is a level he can't match.

I am afraid that there are not so many masters behind him who cannot be trained.

He was grateful.

When this turmoil passed, the question of 'how many spare tires Shiina Iori hid in the end' seemed to be finally resolved.

After confirming many times that similar incidents should not happen again, the Shiina family emergency family meeting finally ended.

"Next time, take her to the house to see."

When Shiina Iori knelt and her legs were numb, she heard Sinon suddenly say this.

"Ok?"

Iori didn't respond at first.

After seeing Sinon's reluctantly raised eyebrows, her brain turned a few times and opened her mouth.

"But. Does it matter?"

"You know it's okay to ask 'it's okay' at this time?"

Sano Sinon was so angry that she was mad at him, but in the end she sighed with difficulty, and reluctantly said: "You promised me what to do?"

"Could it be that you want me to swing a broom and drive people out now?"

"If you don't object, I don't mind being the bad guy. Of course, it would be best if we could drive out Lucky together."

"no no no"

Shiina Iori shook her head quickly, wrapping her backhand around the small fox's waist: "I mean, there are so many adults in our family, Shino-sama. It makes people feel ashamed and admired, and their gratitude is like a surging river."

"Go! It's disgusting."

Sano Shino pushed him away with a look of disgust, stood up and packed up all the vegetables she brought back, and put them in the refrigerator one by one.

While packing, he said in a flat tone: "You may not believe it, but when we went to the beach for the first time in the summer, we had a little premonition."

"What hunch?"

Shiina Iori was taken aback for a moment, and asked subconsciously.

Sinon glanced at him and pouted, "That's the kind of feeling. 'Ah, other than me, everyone in this room will probably be trapped by that guy, right?'"

"puff."

".Um?"

After a while of gestures from both sides, Shiina Iori, who had almost laughed out loud, immediately returned to her previous serious expression.

Obviously you were the first to give it away.

Sinon seemed to be able to sense what he was thinking, but because she had nothing to refute, she could only continue to cut vegetables and say, "I just didn't expect it to turn out like this."

"And it's not one by one, but a group of people are stuck."

"Just outrageous."

".Really outrageous."

Shiina Iori stood beside him and nodded in agreement.

"what?"

The little fox senior raised the kitchen knife and made a gesture to chop him.

"Sino! Kitchen knife, kitchen knife"

"Hack you to death, you scumbag."

"How come? Only those who live up to the wishes of girls are called scumbags, right?"

"Then you are a scumbag x5! Five times the scumbag."

"."

Shiina Iori was speechless and could only silently walk to the side to help wash the vegetables.

It seemed that Sinon was going to make some Chinese food today. There were a lot of preparations, and the steps were a little more trivial.

"What do you think the child is?"

"Bipolar language dysfunction is a psychological problem, but it is not convenient to speak, ah! But it has begun to improve recently, and it is very powerful when speaking a single word."

"The girl the last time you blocked the gun?"

"Well, it's her."

"What about when you confessed? You said it with great momentum?"

"Ah, in a way, it should be?"

"Humph."

"However, let me think. It's better for Sinon, who did my Fa-rectification on the spot that night."

"Cut you!"

The kitchen knife was raised again, but this time Iori just laughed.

"Yes~Yes~"

"Anyway, hurry up and bring the child here, at least to understand what kind of person he is!"

"If she doesn't pass, don't blame me for kicking her out first."

"I won't be merciful."

"Yes~Yes~"

　Broken bowl~!

　　The college entrance examination is over!I wish you all the best of luck!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)