NBA: Art is trash talk
Chapter 1 Confronting Kobe
Chapter 1 Confronting Kobe
[NBA Top Ten Conflicts. 】
[NBA lore collection. 】
[NBA classic game. 】
Before going to bed, He Xinghui swiped these videos again.
It would be great if I could kill the Quartet on the court.
He Xinghui sighed.
Being a star can have a strong body, be famous and earn a lot of money, and play well and win glory for the country.
When it was twelve o'clock, He Xinghui put down his phone and prepared to fall asleep.
Of course, some bedtime fantasies are also indispensable.
For example, after rebirth, he became an NBA player, and then killed the Quartet.
"Hahaha, NBA, here I come, the championship is mine, and the MVP is also mine. Megan Fox, Britney, and Taylor Swift are all mine, and Jason Statham is yours."
He Xinghui cried out in his heart.
When he woke up, his dream had come true. Back in December 2005, he became the water dispenser manager of the Clippers, He Xinghui.
He no longer has to envy the superstars on the field, and no longer has to miss the novel about the rabbit mowing the grass. He can experience all this personally, and even rewrite history.
"Let me play quickly, let me play quickly, and only when I play will I have a chance to stand up."
Watching Kobe killing all directions on the field, He Xinghui kept chanting silently in his heart.
Although he was reborn as an NBA player through time travel, he is an out-and-out water cooler administrator.
Due to poor strength, there is no record of appearance so far.
But he didn't panic, because God gave an 'art system' as a gift during time travel.
The name of the system is very elegant, but it is actually a trash talk system that requires the host to spit out his mouth.
As long as the host's trash talk makes the opponent angry, the system can collect this anger to improve the host's strength.
He Xinghui is not a person who likes to talk sweetly, but in order to improve his strength and play against those top players, in order to realize his basketball dream, he is willing to become the most unpopular player in the league, the number one troll, and the king of mouth.
Trash talking is part of the game, and there is an art to doing it well.
He Xinghui is not Didala, but at this moment he wants to speak for art.
In the 8th minute of the second quarter of the game, Mike Dunleavy seemed to hear He Xinghui's voice and replaced him with Yaroslav. The No. 12 rookie in the first round of the Clippers this year has a career average of 1.1 points, 0.5 rebounds and 0.4 per game. The fierce man who assists.
This selection will ship soon.
Mike Dunleavy, who gave Yaroslav a few chances, is about to collapse. This is the No. 12 lottery pick, and Kobe is only No. 13.
Yaroslav is hopeless, and Mike Dunleavy wants to try to train He Xinghui, the rookie selected by the Pistons at No. 60 in the overall pick. The Clippers traded their No. 32 rookie for it.
Why use 32 for 60?
Dunleavy has long been used to the mysterious operation of manager Elgin Baylor. Anyway, he will not admit that it is his responsibility that the Clippers have not made the playoffs for nine consecutive years.
"Hey, Xingzi finally played, I hope he can seize the opportunity and perform well."
CCTV broadcast the game live, because in this game, He Xinghui, who is unknown in China, and Kobe, the popular king who is soaring in points.
He Xinghui is 1.97 meters tall and plays a shooting guard. He has no good abilities and many things he is not good at.Including scoring, rebounding, organizing offense and defense.
That is to say, the defensive attitude is a little less sharp-eyed, which is the last stubbornness of a rookie.
He Xinghui has clearly recognized his own power in the attribute board.
He Xinghui: Height 1.97 meters, wingspan 2.10 meters, weight 80 kg.
Talent: Strength D Speed C Bounce C.
Shooting: three-pointer D mid-range shot D attack frame D.
Skills: ball control D pass D steal D.
Defense: single defense D assist defense D.
Comprehensive evaluation: The king of high school basketball, the super water cooler in the NBA, suitable for marking the enemy's marginal scorer in garbage time.
Warm reminder, please do not match up with star players to avoid horrible scenes.
The attribute is rubbish, but He Xinghui is very happy. After all, he was the younger brother in the junior high school basketball game in his previous life.
But now, at least he is the king of high school basketball, and he has made great progress.
Coming to Kobe's side, He Xinghui took a deep breath.Next, what he wants to mock are the four major shooting guards. This season, he will become the scoring champion with an average of 35 points per game.
If he hadn't experienced the incredible baptism of rebirth, time travel and system, his legs might be trembling at this moment.
"Hey buddy, you just played well, what's your name?"
He Xinghui smiled, giving people a feeling of spring breeze.
However, his words made Kobe frown slightly.
Lao Tzu is the best scorer in this league, do you need to praise me as a rookie?Also, ask me what my name means, don't you even know Lao Tzu?
[13 points of anger from Kobe. 】
The information prompted by the system made He Xinghui a little depressed. The anger value is too low. You must know that it takes 100 points to upgrade an attribute from D to C, and 500 points to upgrade from C to B.
The psychological quality of professional players is too strong. The world is so beautiful, but they are not irritable at all. This is not good, not good.
He Xinghui was slightly moved in his heart.
The game continued, and the Lakers attacked. After halftime, Smush Parker felt the laws of physics on the earth suddenly changed, and the basketball in his hand began to burn.
Then, he threw the ball to Bryant.
When Kobe hit the top with his back to protect the ball, He Xinghui lost his position.
The strength, the beast.
He Xinghui was very helpless. He really wanted to say to Kobe, I will save your life and your daughter's life in 16 years. Can you put some water today.
However, it is estimated that if you say this, you will be severely beaten as a psychopath.
"Turn around, lean back, shoot, beautiful."
Zhang Bryant Weiping couldn't help but felt a little inappropriate after shouting, and added: "Xingzi's defense is okay this time, but his strength is too weak, it's normal to be unable to defend, and there are not many in the league. I can defend myself against Kobe."
"Welcome to the NBA, rookie."
Kobe is not a person who likes trash talk very much, but he guessed that He Xinghui was talking trash to himself just now, so he didn't mind punishing the rookie.
"Shut up, you can't make the playoffs without Shaker."
Kobe's trash talk has little effect on He Xinghui, after all, he was once a loser, and Kobe claims to have 60 billion fans, which is close to the god of basketball.
When a god laughs at a mortal, the mortal will only feel honored, not depressed.
But He Xinghui's trash talk made Kobe angry.
Kobe knew it was trash talking, but he still couldn't control his emotions.
Just like a person who knows that he is really ugly, he will be angry when he is called ugly.
What Kobe hates the most is that others say that his championship was won by O'Neal, even if it is true.
When O'Neal left the Lakers, what Kobe wanted most was to prove himself, but last season he led the team alone for the first time but kept the Lakers away from the playoffs.
This kind of black history was used by a rookie to mock him, and it was hard for Kobe not to get angry.
He vowed to make this rookie look good today.
[99 points of anger from Kobe]
The system prompt made He Xinghui very happy. Sure enough, the trash talk is to pick on the pain point of the other party.
How to choose?
The accumulated anger has reached 100, and He Xinghui can already perform some system operations.
He has two options, one is to upgrade a certain D-level attribute to C-level, and slightly improve a certain ability.
The other is to buy an instant item in the system store.
The improvement of attributes is permanent. From a long-term perspective, it is definitely more cost-effective to increase attributes.
However, He Xinghui understands that even if the three-pointer is raised from D-level to C-level, it will not help much at the moment.Smush Parker's three-point attribute on the opposite side is C-level, how many three-pointers can he score in a game?
He Xinghui tends to buy one-time props. Only by showing a bright spot in this game can he be recognized by the coach and get more playing time.
As long as you can play, you have a chance to earn rage.
Therefore, He Xinghui bought an instant item 'Curry three-point shooting package' in the system store, which lasted for 3 minutes.
After using this item, the host's three-point shooting rate increased significantly in the next 3 minutes.
The contract has been sent, feel free to bookmark and read.Of course, it is best to count the votes, newcomers need support.
(End of this chapter)
[NBA Top Ten Conflicts. 】
[NBA lore collection. 】
[NBA classic game. 】
Before going to bed, He Xinghui swiped these videos again.
It would be great if I could kill the Quartet on the court.
He Xinghui sighed.
Being a star can have a strong body, be famous and earn a lot of money, and play well and win glory for the country.
When it was twelve o'clock, He Xinghui put down his phone and prepared to fall asleep.
Of course, some bedtime fantasies are also indispensable.
For example, after rebirth, he became an NBA player, and then killed the Quartet.
"Hahaha, NBA, here I come, the championship is mine, and the MVP is also mine. Megan Fox, Britney, and Taylor Swift are all mine, and Jason Statham is yours."
He Xinghui cried out in his heart.
When he woke up, his dream had come true. Back in December 2005, he became the water dispenser manager of the Clippers, He Xinghui.
He no longer has to envy the superstars on the field, and no longer has to miss the novel about the rabbit mowing the grass. He can experience all this personally, and even rewrite history.
"Let me play quickly, let me play quickly, and only when I play will I have a chance to stand up."
Watching Kobe killing all directions on the field, He Xinghui kept chanting silently in his heart.
Although he was reborn as an NBA player through time travel, he is an out-and-out water cooler administrator.
Due to poor strength, there is no record of appearance so far.
But he didn't panic, because God gave an 'art system' as a gift during time travel.
The name of the system is very elegant, but it is actually a trash talk system that requires the host to spit out his mouth.
As long as the host's trash talk makes the opponent angry, the system can collect this anger to improve the host's strength.
He Xinghui is not a person who likes to talk sweetly, but in order to improve his strength and play against those top players, in order to realize his basketball dream, he is willing to become the most unpopular player in the league, the number one troll, and the king of mouth.
Trash talking is part of the game, and there is an art to doing it well.
He Xinghui is not Didala, but at this moment he wants to speak for art.
In the 8th minute of the second quarter of the game, Mike Dunleavy seemed to hear He Xinghui's voice and replaced him with Yaroslav. The No. 12 rookie in the first round of the Clippers this year has a career average of 1.1 points, 0.5 rebounds and 0.4 per game. The fierce man who assists.
This selection will ship soon.
Mike Dunleavy, who gave Yaroslav a few chances, is about to collapse. This is the No. 12 lottery pick, and Kobe is only No. 13.
Yaroslav is hopeless, and Mike Dunleavy wants to try to train He Xinghui, the rookie selected by the Pistons at No. 60 in the overall pick. The Clippers traded their No. 32 rookie for it.
Why use 32 for 60?
Dunleavy has long been used to the mysterious operation of manager Elgin Baylor. Anyway, he will not admit that it is his responsibility that the Clippers have not made the playoffs for nine consecutive years.
"Hey, Xingzi finally played, I hope he can seize the opportunity and perform well."
CCTV broadcast the game live, because in this game, He Xinghui, who is unknown in China, and Kobe, the popular king who is soaring in points.
He Xinghui is 1.97 meters tall and plays a shooting guard. He has no good abilities and many things he is not good at.Including scoring, rebounding, organizing offense and defense.
That is to say, the defensive attitude is a little less sharp-eyed, which is the last stubbornness of a rookie.
He Xinghui has clearly recognized his own power in the attribute board.
He Xinghui: Height 1.97 meters, wingspan 2.10 meters, weight 80 kg.
Talent: Strength D Speed C Bounce C.
Shooting: three-pointer D mid-range shot D attack frame D.
Skills: ball control D pass D steal D.
Defense: single defense D assist defense D.
Comprehensive evaluation: The king of high school basketball, the super water cooler in the NBA, suitable for marking the enemy's marginal scorer in garbage time.
Warm reminder, please do not match up with star players to avoid horrible scenes.
The attribute is rubbish, but He Xinghui is very happy. After all, he was the younger brother in the junior high school basketball game in his previous life.
But now, at least he is the king of high school basketball, and he has made great progress.
Coming to Kobe's side, He Xinghui took a deep breath.Next, what he wants to mock are the four major shooting guards. This season, he will become the scoring champion with an average of 35 points per game.
If he hadn't experienced the incredible baptism of rebirth, time travel and system, his legs might be trembling at this moment.
"Hey buddy, you just played well, what's your name?"
He Xinghui smiled, giving people a feeling of spring breeze.
However, his words made Kobe frown slightly.
Lao Tzu is the best scorer in this league, do you need to praise me as a rookie?Also, ask me what my name means, don't you even know Lao Tzu?
[13 points of anger from Kobe. 】
The information prompted by the system made He Xinghui a little depressed. The anger value is too low. You must know that it takes 100 points to upgrade an attribute from D to C, and 500 points to upgrade from C to B.
The psychological quality of professional players is too strong. The world is so beautiful, but they are not irritable at all. This is not good, not good.
He Xinghui was slightly moved in his heart.
The game continued, and the Lakers attacked. After halftime, Smush Parker felt the laws of physics on the earth suddenly changed, and the basketball in his hand began to burn.
Then, he threw the ball to Bryant.
When Kobe hit the top with his back to protect the ball, He Xinghui lost his position.
The strength, the beast.
He Xinghui was very helpless. He really wanted to say to Kobe, I will save your life and your daughter's life in 16 years. Can you put some water today.
However, it is estimated that if you say this, you will be severely beaten as a psychopath.
"Turn around, lean back, shoot, beautiful."
Zhang Bryant Weiping couldn't help but felt a little inappropriate after shouting, and added: "Xingzi's defense is okay this time, but his strength is too weak, it's normal to be unable to defend, and there are not many in the league. I can defend myself against Kobe."
"Welcome to the NBA, rookie."
Kobe is not a person who likes trash talk very much, but he guessed that He Xinghui was talking trash to himself just now, so he didn't mind punishing the rookie.
"Shut up, you can't make the playoffs without Shaker."
Kobe's trash talk has little effect on He Xinghui, after all, he was once a loser, and Kobe claims to have 60 billion fans, which is close to the god of basketball.
When a god laughs at a mortal, the mortal will only feel honored, not depressed.
But He Xinghui's trash talk made Kobe angry.
Kobe knew it was trash talking, but he still couldn't control his emotions.
Just like a person who knows that he is really ugly, he will be angry when he is called ugly.
What Kobe hates the most is that others say that his championship was won by O'Neal, even if it is true.
When O'Neal left the Lakers, what Kobe wanted most was to prove himself, but last season he led the team alone for the first time but kept the Lakers away from the playoffs.
This kind of black history was used by a rookie to mock him, and it was hard for Kobe not to get angry.
He vowed to make this rookie look good today.
[99 points of anger from Kobe]
The system prompt made He Xinghui very happy. Sure enough, the trash talk is to pick on the pain point of the other party.
How to choose?
The accumulated anger has reached 100, and He Xinghui can already perform some system operations.
He has two options, one is to upgrade a certain D-level attribute to C-level, and slightly improve a certain ability.
The other is to buy an instant item in the system store.
The improvement of attributes is permanent. From a long-term perspective, it is definitely more cost-effective to increase attributes.
However, He Xinghui understands that even if the three-pointer is raised from D-level to C-level, it will not help much at the moment.Smush Parker's three-point attribute on the opposite side is C-level, how many three-pointers can he score in a game?
He Xinghui tends to buy one-time props. Only by showing a bright spot in this game can he be recognized by the coach and get more playing time.
As long as you can play, you have a chance to earn rage.
Therefore, He Xinghui bought an instant item 'Curry three-point shooting package' in the system store, which lasted for 3 minutes.
After using this item, the host's three-point shooting rate increased significantly in the next 3 minutes.
The contract has been sent, feel free to bookmark and read.Of course, it is best to count the votes, newcomers need support.
(End of this chapter)
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