NBA: Art is trash talk

Chapter 392 The Lively Offseason
When they came to the set, everyone greeted He Xinghui.

In addition to O'Neill's participation this time, Kaman, Norwin, Cassel, Megan Fox, and Vanessa also came to join in the performance. Basically, they are the main actors of this play.

The story of the movie is very simple. The background is that a wealthy team in the NBA is deliberately doing badly. It has a record of 0 wins and 82 losses in the season. Then the league president announced in a rage that the team would be disqualified from the game, and a public audition would be held. The team joined the NBA.

This is a bit of a reflection of the Celtics, but it's not a big problem, who made them so bad last season.

The way of audition is a competition. After all the registered teams compete, the final champion will be eligible to join.

He Xinghui and O'Neal are playing a group of undrafted draft picks. After hearing the news, He Xinghui had an ignorant delusion to enter the NBA again through this method.

Next, he will start looking for and convincing his former friends. The plot is similar to Stephen Chow's Shaolin football.

Today's filming is the scene of He Xinghui looking for O'Neill.

In the play, O'Neill was rejected because he was too fat and chose to be a policeman.

When He Xinghui found him on his bicycle, he was chasing a thief.

However, because of being too fat, the speed is too slow, and is being ridiculed by thieves.

"Take me after that guy."

O'Neill ran to He Xinghui's bicycle.

He Xinghui showed a terrified expression: "no, no, stop."

Before he finished shouting, O'Neill sat down on the back seat of the bicycle, and then the tires on the back seat were directly pressed into a 90-degree angle.

puff.

Most of the on-site staff are professionals, and they generally don't laugh unless they can't help it.

"Please, be serious."

Director Victor reminded that the filming time of this movie is not enough, and he doesn't want to NG too many times.

"do it again."

Victor said.

Afterwards, the prop master sent a spare bicycle, and the shooting continued.

After flattening the bicycle, O'Neal patted He Xinghui's shoulder with a big grin: "Based on our relationship, you won't ask me to pay for it."

"Of course, whoever we are with, I have the nerve to ask you to accompany me. I bought this car for 300 dollars. In terms of our friendship, you can just pay 299.95 dollars."

He Xinghui said.

Their friendship is worth five cents.

After a funny dialogue, He Xinghui made it clear what he came for, but he was naturally ridiculed by O'Neill.

"Brother, I advise you to be realistic, find a job down-to-earth, and stop having such dreams."

O'Neill said.

"So down to earth like you? Tell me, how many criminals have you caught so far?"

The two ridiculed each other, but in the end He Xinghui failed to convince O'Neill.

But it doesn't matter, in the following plot, O'Neill will be reprimanded by his boss for failing to catch the thief, and then resign angrily, choosing to join the team formed by He Xinghui.

An uncomplicated plot, they took several hours to get it done.

O'Neill is not a professional actor, neither is He Xinghui, but comedy is particularly difficult to act.

It is not an easy task to make the laughter natural and not embarrassing.

Just like Zhou Xingchi's nonsense, there is less embarrassment.And nonsensical movies that imitate Stephen Chow, although the plot is also making jokes, but it feels particularly embarrassing.

This is the difference between acting and not acting.

After filming this part, the next thing is the scene where He Xinghui finds Kaman.

Kaman's job in the play is a nurse, who specializes in taking care of the grandmother, caring for the physical and mental health of the grandmother, and resolving the loneliness of the grandmother.

This kind of setting is a bit heavy, but it is the standard configuration of American comedy.

The famous Jim Carrey even made the grandmother relax in the movie.

This kind of setting can naturally make people laugh.

He Xinghui found Kaman and explained why he came here.

Kaman is like a frog in Shaolin football: "Are you kidding me, still playing?"

"Win the championship, enter the NBA, the salary is very good."

He Xinghui said.

"The salary is very generous. I laughed so hard. Now I am hundreds of thousands per minute. How can I play that stupid basketball with you?"

Kaman's righteous words give the audience the illusion that he is really a successful person.

In a hurry, a 60-year-old lady appeared.

"Honey, is this your friend? So handsome."

Jenny slapped He Xinghui's butt, which made He Xinghui gasp, and his facial expression was also quite interesting.

"This is my girlfriend Jenny."

Carman said.

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He Xinghui.

After the first day of filming, someone from the crew uploaded some sporadic tidbits on the Internet.

This is harmless and can also play the role of advertising.

Although they couldn't see any useful information from the tidbits, fans still clicked on the video one after another, and the number of views quickly exceeded tens of millions, tens of millions, hundreds of millions.

"Hahaha O'Neill is so funny playing the cop."

"Isn't this a basketball story? Why is O'Neal a cop."

"Damn, I'm already full of curiosity and can't wait to see this movie."

To be honest, those tidbits are very ordinary, and there are not many jokes.

But in the eyes of star fans, this is very interesting.

This is something that other ordinary actors can't envy.

There were so many people discussing He Xinghui's movie that Kobe's team had to postpone the announcement. Kobe was going crazy at home.

What made him even more mad was that Vanessa was still on He Xinghui's crew, and he couldn't do anything about it.

Because Kobe had looked for Vanessa before, and then the two of them had a fierce quarrel, and Vanessa even proposed a divorce.

This made Kobe very depressed and angry.

In the first two days, He Xinghui just finished filming the scene of finding someone.

The scene with Vanessa was filmed on the third day. After the other scenes were filmed, there was a room scene with only He Xinghui, Vanessa and the photographer.

The photographer is Jenny, who took the time to learn this skill some time ago.

After all, He Xinghui doesn't trust outsiders, and Zhen Ni is more reliable.

After a few days of filming, the topic of He Xinghui's film has dropped a lot.

After all, the movie has not been finished yet, and there is too little to talk about. After talking about it for a few days, the fans' enthusiasm has also declined, and they began to wait patiently.

Subsequently, Kobe's team officially announced the news of Kobe's transfer to the Pistons.

But at the same time, Barkley also announced the news of his comeback on a chat show.

In the program, several other guests chatted about He Xinghui.

Smith said: "As a cousin's teammate, even O'Neal's grandma can win the championship."

Another guest expressed disbelief: "This is a joke and cannot be verified."

Barkley said with a smile: "Maybe I can verify it."

Oh?
Everyone was puzzled.

Barkley continued: "I have already discussed with my cousin and the management of the Clippers. I will come back next season and join the Clippers with a basic salary to help the Clippers defend their title."

"Help? Are you sure you're helping the Clippers and not the Celtics?"

Smith laughed.

"Are you kidding me?"

Another guest was surprised, he didn't know this in advance like Smith, so he was very surprised at this time.

Barkley has been retired for almost seven years, and his whole body has become a ball. When he goes on the court, his effect may not be as great as that of Grandma O'Neill.

Grandma O'Neill relies on her age and gender advantages. Other players at least dare not bump into her, which is somewhat useful on the defensive end.

But Barkley?
What can he do?
Whether it's speed or strength, he can't adapt to the NBA.

"Of course not. After all, the Celtics formed the Big Three. Now that the Clippers have two stars, I am very worried. With me, they have three stars, so they don't have to be afraid of the Celtics."

Barkley said shamelessly.

"cool."

"Hahaha."

"Barkley serious? Cousin serious? Clippers serious?"

In front of the TV, the fans went crazy with joy.

They have watched the NBA for so many years, and they have never encountered such a fun thing. They want to know what kind of jokes Barkley can make when he is on the court now, will he be dunked by his opponents in turn, will he Humiliated by opponents in turn.

Of course, they also want to know if He Xinghui can win the championship with such a guy like Grandma O'Neill.

After all, the Celtics have just formed the terrifying Big Three.

"I feel that my cousin is too headstrong, which is dangerous. I don't think the Clippers will be able to defend their title next season."

"This is nonsense, and He will definitely pay for his arrogance, next season."

"Oh, the face of the person who said that last time is already swollen, do you want to be the next one?"

As soon as the news that Barkley was going to come back to the Clippers came out, the NBA forums exploded directly. They were all discussing interesting things after Barkley's comeback and whether the Clippers could successfully defend their title.

The next season has not yet started, but the fans are already full of expectations for the next season.

The alliance is still very satisfied with this situation.

Stern not only hopes that there will be topics next season, but also hope that there will be competition next season, and the Clippers should not be the only one.

And now, Barkley's comeback and the formation of the Celtics' Big Three have perfectly fulfilled his hope.

Now the next season is full of highlights, and at the same time, the Clippers are no longer a dominant player, and the championship is full of suspense.

perfect.

Stern already loves He Xinghui to death.

The news of Barkley's comeback quickly occupied the front page, but some fans noticed the news of Kobe's transfer.

The Lakers traded Kobe for the Pistons' Hamilton plus a future first-round pick and some cash.

In this transaction, the Lakers undoubtedly suffered a huge loss.

A first-round pick, probably at the end of the first round, with no potential stocks at all.

This is basically Kobe for Hamilton. Before that, this kind of transaction was unthinkable.

But now, it really happened.

The Lakers can't help it. Kobe is determined to leave. He has already expressed his attitude to the Lakers. If he is not traded to the Pistons, he will not play next season.

The Pistons made a lot of money in this deal.

Not only did he get a popular superstar, but he was also a superstar at his peak, whose strength could at least rank among the top five in the entire league.

With Kobe, the Pistons' starters became Billups, Kobe, Prince, Rasheed, Chris Webber, all stars.

Billups has won FMVP, Kobe has three championships, and countless other honors.

Prince is a member of the defensive team, Rasheed is also an All-Star, and Webber has also been brilliant.

"Hahaha, I thought the Eastern Conference would be dominated by the Celtics next season. I didn't expect the Pistons' lineup to be even more terrifying."

"Wonderful, wonderful, next season is so exciting, I can't wait."

"This time Kobe finally has a good teammate, and the champion is none other than the Pistons."

Kobe's few remaining fans climaxed directly and excitedly, and they once again saw hope.

However, other fans are not so optimistic.

"So what, the Celtics are invincible."

"Che, Brand, Artest and Odom are not much worse than the current starters of the Pistons. He can lead Brand and others out of the playoffs, and now he can also bring the Pistons into the pit."

"Good guy, the Pistons were still a championship team, but now they have to fight for the playoffs."

"Also pay attention to the contradictions in the locker room."

After the news came out, Kobe's team breathed a sigh of relief after seeing the reaction on the Internet.

Although the sensation is not as good as expected, it has become a hot spot anyway.

If this news did not attract the attention of fans, it would be really embarrassing.

The Celtics formed the Big Three, and Kobe joined the Pistons. The most depressing one is James.

Originally, the Clippers had already made him desperate, but now two behemoths suddenly appeared in the East.

Now it becomes extremely difficult for him to hit the Eastern Conference finals. Whether it is against the Celtics or the Pistons, he has no confidence in winning. Their lineup is really shabby.

Larry Hughes can't send him away, he can't change someone, and he doesn't have the strength to join him in the future.

In an interview with reporters, James complained: "This kind of grouping is really not advocated, and winning the championship like this is meaningless."

"If you can't win the championship in the Cavaliers, will you still go to the team in the future?"

reporter asked.

This interview was relatively sudden. James was unprepared and replied casually: "I won't do this. I will bring back the championship trophy to Cleveland."

As soon as the interview came out, the Cavaliers fans were happy.

Only James is regretting.

Because he also wants to get together, but he can't report for the time being.

In fact, he has already talked with Wade, Bosh and others, and has some preliminary cooperation intentions.

Let's talk about it then.

James can only take one step at a time.

clippers.

When Elgin Baylor learned that Kobe had joined the Pistons, he suddenly became restless.

"He, I think we really need reinforcements."

Elgin said.

One Celtic, one Pistons.

And I heard that the Mavericks are also making big moves, and it seems that they will continue to introduce stars.

"Elkin, don't worry. After the season starts, you will understand that the opponent is nothing special. In case we really can't do it next season, we can still make a mid-term trade."

He Xinghui said helplessly.

Although he reassured Elkin many times, this guy just couldn't be calm.

In this regard, He Xinghui has no choice but to allow Elgin to worry. In short, he just doesn't want a star partner, so that next season will be more interesting.

　It was reported, and six chapters were blocked, alas, survival is not easy.I'm already preparing a new book, but this one will be written for at least a month, and there will be a complete ending.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)