NBA: Art is trash talk

Chapter 48 Women's Barkley

The Lakers started with point guard Smart Parker, shooting guard Kobe Bryant, small forward Lamar Odom, power forward Cook, and center Mihm.

Heat starting, point guard Jason Williams, shooting guard Wade, small forward Posey, power forward Haslem, center O'Neal, Payton off the bench.

Just looking at the starting lineup, the Lakers are no worse than the Heat.

But the depth of the Heat's lineup far exceeds that of the Lakers. Payton, Antoine Walker, and Mourning have all been brilliant.

"Barkley, I heard you like donkey butts. I'm sorry, but you like to bet. So, how about we take a gamble before the game?"

He Xinghui made a suggestion.

Since when did I like donkey ass?
Barkley was angry, and then he showed a sly smile and said, "OK, let's bet on which team can win this game, and I choose the Heat."

The Heat are obviously stronger, and he wants to take this opportunity to win over He Xinghui. It is best to let He Xinghui kiss the ass of the donkey once, so that he will not be alone.

What a cunning flying pig.

He Xinghui complained secretly, he had a deep impression of this game, not only remembered that the Heat won, but also vaguely remembered whether Kobe scored 36 points or 37 points.

He made it clear that he was about to lose, and He Xinghui would definitely not agree.

So, he said: "Guessing the outcome is too boring, why don't we guess Kobe's score. Whoever guesses the closest number wins, and the loser wears a dress and broadcasts a game live. How about it?"

"Olixet, I like this bet."

Smith laughed, whether it is He Xinghui wearing a skirt or Barkley wearing a skirt, he likes to see it, this is the fun of the people who eat melons.

"Kenny, don't be too happy, you join in."

He Xinghui said.

"No no no."

Smith said that he is not suitable to play this kind of adult game.

"How about it, Charles, don't you dare?"

He Xinghui said excitedly.

"Shet, come as soon as you come, the great Barkley has never been afraid. Kenny, don't even try to escape, you must participate."

Barkley couldn't stand He Xinghui's aggressive approach, so he chose to agree, and at the same time pulled Smith in.

In this way, the probability of losing is reduced to 33%.

"I guess Kobe can score 36 points."

He Xinghui chose a number.

"Haha, you're going to lose. It's impossible for the Heat to let him get so much. I guess 28 points."

Barkley laughed.

Kobe didn't start scoring performances until January of 06. At this time, he averaged less than 1 points per game.

Therefore, Barkley felt that 36 was too high.

"Then I choose 32 points."

Smith wisely chose a compromise number. In this way, if Kobe's score is lower than 30, He Xinghui will lose, if it is higher than 34, Barkley will lose, and if it is between 30 and 34, he will win.

Barkley was now happily expecting He Xinghui to lose the bet, but he didn't pay attention to this.

He Xinghui noticed it and didn't care, he just wanted Barkley to lose.

Think about the scene of Barkley wearing a skirt to broadcast the game, hehehe.
In front of the TV, the fans were already bursting with laughter.

Barkley wearing a skirt, or He Xinghui wearing a skirt, this is something worth looking forward to.

Some impatient fans don't want to watch the game anymore, they just want the game to end now, and then He Xinghui and Barkley will decide the winner.

Don't you look better than a game, a big guy in women's clothing?
"I am optimistic about Barkley, 36 points are too high."

"No, no, Kobe has this strength. He scored 62 points in three quarters before."

For a while, the fans also started a discussion.

In the midst of much anticipation, the game between the Lakers and the Heat officially started.

At the beginning, Kobe felt hot, and he made two shots in two.

"pretty."

"Shet."

He Xinghui and Barkley said in unison.

No way, He Xinghui needs Kobe to score high, and Barkley needs Kobe to score low.Kobe made a shot, and Barkley was naturally unhappy.

"Come on, even Charles can make this shot, Kobe, you rubbish."

Kobe hit the iron for the third time, and He Xinghui complained sharply.

Originally, he was still happy to see Kobe miss Barkley, but after listening to He Xinghui's complaints, he always felt that something was wrong.

After a few breaths, he suddenly realized.

What the hell, what do you mean by 'Even Charles can invest in', it looks like he is very good.

"Black whistle, black whistle, no free throws for this foul."

Once Kobe was fouled and the referee didn't foul the shot, He Xinghui started talking nonsense.

Although it was nonsense, the fans in front of the TV listened with gusto.

They have watched too much serious game commentary, and they have long been bored.Changing the channel at will, you can hear that kind of emotionless commentary, which is very boring.

On the contrary, He Xinghui's nonsense gave them a sense of novelty, which was very interesting.

"Why can't you just talk nonsense just because of your bet, this is an ordinary foul."

Smith grumbled.

"Okay, I'm excited."

He Xinghui said.

Before he finished speaking, Kobe on the court won a free throw opportunity.

"Xie Te, is this considered a foul? This is a normal confrontation, okay?"

This time, it was Barkley's turn to get excited.

Smith looked at the pair of live treasures, completely speechless.

This is the live commentary of the game, please, can you two be more serious.

"Zhong Zhong Zhong"

"no no no"

As soon as Kobe got the ball, He Xinghui and Barkley started shouting, making it look like looking at a stock chart.

What's even more outrageous is that, shouting and shouting, He Xinghui also improvised a rap and started singing.

He Xinghui: "Zhong Zhong Zhong."

Barkley: "No no no."

He Xinghui danced and danced: "Oooooooo, Barkley, you can only fart, and you will be angry when Kobe hits you."

This time Buckley was out of luck, he didn't have the talent to compose lyrics on the spot.

So, he suddenly became serious and said, "Stop, stop, we are broadcasting live, this is not your concert, please be serious."

Smith on the side had already covered his face, and the live broadcast was completely changed because of He Xinghui's joining.

Where is the commentary live broadcast, it has become a chat show.

He didn't know whether this change was good or bad, but there was no reminder from the backstage, so he could only bite the bullet and spread it.

"Give the ball to Kobe, give the ball to Kobe, damn Parker, he's so bad. Now that the Lakers are behind, if you want to catch up with the score, you have to give the ball to Kobe, let him open the situation, attract the Heat's double-team and then divide ball."

He Xinghui, who was addicted to nonsense, suddenly came up with a serious tactical analysis of the scene. This strong sense of contrast shocked countless fans.

"No, the Lakers should let the role players find more touch. Kobe shouldn't take too many shots, so he can't lead the team to win."

Barkley objected.

"Please don't be so loud Charles, Phil can't hear your advice in Miami."

He Xinghui said.

"Get out, F%#K, you yelled louder than anyone else just now."

Barkley complained.

"Look, look, he's in a hurry."

He Xinghui said to Smith with an expression of not caring about children.

　Barkley: "I want women's clothing so badly, are you doing me justice if you don't count the votes?"

　　
　
(End of this chapter)