Master Druid at Hogwarts

Chapter 189 A farce

As several people walked into the classroom with Lockhart, this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts class officially began.

After entering the classroom, Fish did not turn into a cat and sleep in the desk drawer as usual, but sat obediently on the seat, looking forward to what stories Lockhart and the others would tell.

As for his favorite "The Lockhart Tales"...

Except for the Transfiguration class taught by McGonagall, Fish never brought any textbooks.

"Cough cough!"

Lockhart, standing at the front of the classroom, cleared his throat loudly to attract everyone's attention, then picked up the "Walking with Trolls" on Neville's desk, and revealed himself on the cover. photos of the same smile.

"I, Gilderoy Lockhart, [-]rd Class of the Order of Merlin, Honorary Member of the Defense Against the Dark Arts, five-time Wizards Weekly Award for Most Charming Smile - but I don't talk about that, I'm not The one who exorcised Wan Lun's female ghost with a smile!"

He repeated his accolades in a cliché and told a not-so-funny joke.

Then there was a burst of sparse laughter from below—all sneers of disdain.

"But, Professor Gildero..." (●ΦωΦ●)

The honest little cat raised his hand, unaware of it, and said: "Fish has heard this sentence of yours several times, meow."

Lockhart's expression froze, and the students in the classroom immediately burst into laughter, and Ron even beat the table exaggeratedly.

However, this level of small embarrassment could not embarrass the experienced Lockhart at all, he quickly explained with a smile: "Oh, of course, I did talk a little too much recently, because I think that as your Professor, it is necessary for you to carefully understand all aspects of me."

Ron curled his lips in disdain below, he didn't believe his rhetoric at all, and there were not a few people who had the same opinion as him.

On the contrary, it was the pure Fish who easily believed what Lockhart said, he nodded, frowning and admitted: "Sometimes Fish has to talk to Minerva many times before she is willing to buy me a new one." Toy meow.”ω

After solving Fish's interruption, Lockhart continued on this topic.

"Just in time, I have prepared a little test today. Don't be afraid - just to see how much you know about me, how much you have read in my books..."

He took out a stack of papers and handed them out, then returned to the podium, "I'll give you three and 10 minutes. Now... start!"

Fish looked at the paper in his hand with a bitter face. He didn't really want to take this test, but he also wanted to hear the story told by Lockhart, so he was caught in a tangle for a while.

Although the other students disliked Lockhart in various ways, they are still professors anyway, so they obediently picked up their quill pens and filled it out.

Seeing that everyone else had started to write, Fish felt that it was not good for him to sit still, so he asked Parvati who was next to him to borrow a quill, and began to write like crazy on the paper.

1. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?
Fish raised his head and looked at Lockhart on the podium—a turquoise robe and a turquoise hat with a gold trim, then the answer was obvious.

2. What was Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition?
do not know.

The little cat wrote down the answer honestly.

3. What do you consider Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date?
Wrote a lot of interesting stories.

……

Because there were some simple questions on the paper, Fisher answered quickly. The main reason was that he didn't know most of the questions.

Soon, Fish completed the last question.

54. When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday?What's his ideal birthday present?
have no idea!delicious!
After finishing the last question, Fish returned the quill to Parvati, and then held up the paper, "Professor Gildero, Fish finished writing meow!" (●ΦωΦ●)
At this time, less than 5 minutes had passed.

"Really? Let me see!"

Lockhart happily walked to Fish's side, and collected his paper.

Then he looked at the "I don't know" written like a child on the whole paper, and fell silent.

"Ahaha..." Lockhart, who was going to read Fish's paper while commenting, laughed dryly, and put the paper on the podium, "It seems that Fish is not very serious when you are reading the book. It's all in the book."

"Meow?" ω

Fish tilted his head and said doubtfully, "But Fish has never heard of meow."

"Listen?" Lockhart noticed the abnormality in Fish's words.

"That's right, Meow. Fish doesn't like to read books. Minerva reads all your books to Fish as bedtime stories, Meow."

"Sleep... bedtime story..."

Lockhart twitched the corners of his mouth, but still found a way to praise himself, "It seems that Professor McGonagall still approves of my work."

Probably worried that something would come out of Fish's mouth that would make it difficult for him to step down, Lockhart quickly ended the conversation, "Okay, let's not disturb other students doing the questions, please keep quiet."

Fish also closed his mouth cooperatively, then took out a golden snitch from the magic pocket, and started to play with it.

Half an hour later, Lockhart put away all the papers, reviewing them while flipping through them.

But obviously, no one was very interested in the correct answer, and Seamus and Dean even laughed silently and trembled.

"The only one who got a perfect score was Miss Hermione Granger! Good girl! Where's Miss Hermione Granger?"

Hermione raised her hand tremblingly, and the surprised looks from all around made her feel ashamed and indignant, but before school started, how would she know that Gilderoy Lockhart was such a person, and she didn't read those contents specifically? Memorize it, just remember it by the way, what can she do?
"Ten points from Gryffindor!" Lockhart looked very happy.

But it was the first time that Hermione couldn't be happy when she was given extra points by the professor.

"Now, let's get down to business..."

After complimenting Hermione, Lockhart raised a large cage covered with cloth from behind the podium.

"Now—beware! My mission is to teach you to defend yourself against the most evil the wizarding world has ever known!"

It has to be said that Lockhart is still good at mobilizing the atmosphere. His words made everyone quiet down and stared at the big cage that was covered.

"You are going to face the scariest things in this classroom. But remember, as long as I am here, you will be safe. All I ask is that you remain calm."

Lockhart continued to speak alarmistly, and Neville in the first row even shrank back under the influence of his words.

Seeing that the atmosphere was almost ready, Lockhart suddenly lifted the cover on the cage.

"Freshly caught Cornish elf!"

"puff……"

Seamus couldn't help but let out a sneer.

Fairies are not rare magical creatures. Although they are magically reduced to XXX level, they are not dangerous at all. They just like to play tricks and will not harm human life.

Seeing that most of the students, like Seamus, dismissed the elf in the cage, Lockhart couldn't hold back.

"Don't underestimate them!" He wagged his fingers annoyedly, "They may also be as cunning little destroyers as the devil!"

Seamus was still laughing, though, and he was out of breath.

"Okay," Lockhart yelled, opening the cage, "see what you do with them!"

Those iron-blue elves flew out of the cage immediately.

In Lockhart's vision, they should start playing pranks as soon as they come out, and then stand up when the students are in a hurry, and get their admiring eyes and applause.

However, the development of the matter was different from what he had imagined. After the elves flew out, they swarmed around Fish, chirping and yelling at him.

"You guys are so meow." (●ΦωΦ●)

Fish greeted them warmly, and then listened carefully for a moment.

Immediately afterwards, Fish took out his magic pocket, took out a large amount of food from it, and distributed it to the elves.

"Professor Gilderoy, you are starving them."ω

While distributing the food, Fish frowned and said to Lockhart: "They said that you didn't feed them after you bought them back, and they haven't eaten for several days...you are doing it wrong Meow."

What Fish said obviously didn't match what Lockhart said earlier about "just caught", but everyone must believe Fish.

And the fact is the same, Lockhart decided the content of the first class very early, but he also knew his own level, worried that he might not be able to handle these elves, so he deliberately starved them for a few days, hoping to weaken them. they.

"Oh... yes, it's like this... I mean, maybe I forgot..."

Lockhart obviously didn't expect things to develop like this, and Fish seemed to be able to communicate with the elves, which caused his thinking to be a little confused.

But he quickly regained his composure, "Obviously, this is not a normal situation," Lockhart's voice became high again, "But it's also a good opportunity!"

At this moment, Lockhart actually agreed with Professor Sprout, and he said to the other students with a smile on his face: "This is a rare opportunity to get close to these little villains!"

As he spoke, he touched one of the elves, but the elf turned its head and smacked Lockhart's palm. Its sharp teeth tore open his skin instantly, and blood gushed out from the wound.

"I'm hurt!" Lockhart screamed like a little girl, clutching his bleeding hand, and rushed out the door palely, "Come on! I'm hurt! Doctor! Doctor Where?!"

Because Lockhart was running so fast, Fish didn't even have time to give him a rejuvenation spell.

"Meow?"

Fish, who raised his hand halfway, put his hand on his head, scratched his hair, a bit confused about Lockhart's behavior.

But I didn't bother to think about it if I didn't understand it. Fish returned to the group of elves and called other students to come and feed them.

So, the Defense Against the Dark Arts class in the first quarter of this semester was turned into a Protection of Fantastic Beasts class by Fisch.

……

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(End of this chapter)