Master Druid at Hogwarts

Chapter 441

The matter of the cat falling asleep can be put aside for the time being, but Harry will be punished for being distracted.

And Professor Trelawney's way of punishment is to make a tragic prophecy for his fate...

"Saturn must have ruled the sky the moment you were born...your dark hair...your emaciated build...and the loss of your parents in infancy...I can assure you, dear, that you were born In winter, right?"

"No," said Harry, "my birthday is in July."

Trelawney: "..."

After an embarrassing silence for two seconds, Professor Trelawney changed the subject as if nothing had happened. She temporarily put aside the matter of giving Harry a tragic prophecy, and she turned around and continued talking about astrology.

This set of operations made Harry amazed, and at the same time let him let go of his worries...

How could such an old liar make the "true prophecy" that Dumbledore called?
Professor Dumbledore is too confused to be fooled by such a liar.

Harry curled his lips in disdain.

If Voldemort really came back to life as Trelawney predicted...he!Harry Potter!on the spot!Just eat this small round table in front of you!

……

Half an hour later, Professor Trelawney sent everyone a complex circular chart and asked them to fill in the positions of the planets at the time of their birth.

Maomao, who was sleeping soundly, was woken up by Neville beside him.

"Meow..."

(Φω)
Fish rubbed his eyes, and asked vaguely: "get out of class is over, meow?"

"get out of class is not over yet, the professor asked us to fill in the form, you need to..."

Neville handed over the chart and explained the situation to him in a low voice.

"Meow...how to draw a star map in divination class meow..."

(≥△≤)
If History of Magic is Fish's least favorite class, then the Astronomy class is the second most hated class by Mao Mao.

Although Maomao likes to listen to the stories of the constellations and look at the stars, but he really hates drawing star maps.Because compared with other homework, the drawing of the star map must be very serious, and no mistakes can be made. This is a very painful job for Maomao who has little patience in homework.

Although Professor Trelawney's request did not require drawing a star chart, the degree of tediousness was not much better, because they needed to calculate many tedious times and angles based on their own birthdays.

"what?"

Σ(ΦωΦ)
Fish suddenly remembered something.

"Sybil, Fish doesn't know her real birthday meow!"

(≧≦)
Maomao stood up, and said to Professor Trelawney: "Fish's birthday is decided at random, so, can I not fill out this form meow?"

Professor Trelawney: "..."

Although Fish was allowed to sleep in class before, but this time, she did not intend to let Mao Mao go. After all, Trelawney still wanted to persuade Mao Mao to become a fortune-teller, so she didn't have to listen to the class, but the homework Can't do it!

"Then you can try divination for other people, such as Miss Granger who has already left." Professor Trelawney said lightly.

"OK then……"

Fisher sat back on the futon in disappointment, and then, as Professor Trelawney suggested, filled in the chart in his hand with Hermione's birthday.

Maomao also thought about using Professor McGonagall's birthday, but he thought about it again. The relationship between Professor McGonagall and Professor Trelawney has never been very good. After filling out the form, he showed it to her. How happy will be.

But Hermione is different. Although she has not come here to attend classes now, when she was still here, Hermione was still very serious about every divination, and some predictions made by Professor Trelawney for her, Hermione He also looked happy at the time.

Not to mention that Hermione is still studying another course called Arithmetic Divination, so if I show her the completed chart, she should be very happy...

Fisch carefully filled out the star chart form in front of him, thinking of this in his heart, the cat's ears on the top of his head shook twice from time to time, and the cat's tail behind him also slightly raised, showing the cat's happy mood.

Beside Maomao, Harry and the others were filling in the charts and discussing with each other in low voices. Ron imitated Professor Trelawney's tone and said a joke, which made Seamus and Dean laugh out loud.

But their laughter was quickly silenced by Lavender's screams.

"Oh, Professor, look! I have a planet whose position is inaccurate! Oh, what star is it, Professor?"

She waved the chart in her hand excitedly, and shouted to Professor Trelawney...

A big fan of Professor Trelawney, Lavender was in high spirits in every divination class.

"It's Uranus, dear," said Professor Trelawney, looking down at the chart.

"Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?"

Ron, who was having a headache about how to fill in his chart, stretched his head, wanting to learn from the homework of the top students in the divination class.

Lavender's face changed, and he gave him a hard look, then turned around and sat back in his seat with his own chart.

Ron, who was left out in the cold, was stupefied, not knowing what happened, and not only Lavender, but even Professor Trelawney and the girls nearby cast contemptuous glances at him...

This scene was familiar to Ron. When Harry was exposed by Fisher to Corra the Centaur, he had a similar encounter with himself.

"Ron, you are so rude meow"

(ˇˇ)
Just when Ron was confused, Fish next to him also raised his head, and said seriously: "Minerva once told Fish that there are many places between opposite sexes that cannot be revealed to each other, buttocks are one of them." one."

"Fart, ass?"

Ron froze for a moment, and then instantly understood why everyone had such a reaction...

"What I just said was not anal! Uranus! I want Lavender to show me where the Uranus she just filled in is!"

He growled loudly in embarrassment, his face flushed red, and even the freckles on his face were covered up.

"Is it meow?"

(●ω●)

Fish scratched his cat's head, and then apologized: "I'm sorry, maybe Fish misheard meow."

Seamus and the others laughed loudly, and Harry couldn't help but turned his head away and shrugged his shoulders crazily. Even the girls laughed softly, and the whole classroom was filled with a happy atmosphere.

Lavender also blushed, but since she knew it was a misunderstanding, she didn't get angry with Ron again. Instead, she generously handed the chart to Ron, and kindly pointed out the position of Uranus.

"This is the sky... well, that star..."

She paused and said this to Ron.

"Thank you, thank you..."

Ron responded eagerly, glanced at the chart casually, and then sat back to his seat in a panic.

After everyone laughed for a while, they gradually quieted down. When everyone finished filling out the chart, it was almost time for get out of class to end.

"When you go back, you can refer to your respective charts and analyze the movement of the planets that will affect you next month," Professor Trelawney said in her ethereal voice: "When I have class next week, I will draw I will explain and analyze the charts of several classmates, and you can compare them at that time."

As usual, after assigning a very flexible homework for everyone, Professor Trelawney announced the dismissal of the get out of class.

When everyone left the North Building and rushed to the auditorium for dinner, they happened to run into Hermione who had finished her arithmetic and divination class.

"Hermione~"

●ω●
Fish immediately pounced on her, hugged her and rubbed her twice, and then took out the chart he had just filled out.

"During the divination class just now, Sybil asked us to fill in the form with birthdays, but Fish used your birthday~"

He handed the chart to Hermione as if offering a treasure.

Hermione was really happy, and she couldn't bear to let go of the chart.

Side by side, the two walked toward the auditorium intimately.

"Should we find a girlfriend too?"

Seeing the figures of the two going away, Dean sighed with some eagerness.

Harry thought of Cho Chang in an instant, and then he thought of the dance that Fish had mentioned before, and fell into reverie again.

……

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　Trelawney's prophecy hit the right spot again.

　　When she said Harry was born in winter, she was actually referring to the fragment of Voldemort's soul in Harry's scar.

　　……

　　The English word for Uranus is Uranus, which reads like your anus (your anus) in English.

　　In the original book, Trelawney assigned a lot of homework with a stern expression, and Harry guessed that she did it on purpose after hearing what Ron said to Lavender.

　　When I first read the original book, I didn't understand why it was written like this, but I also found it after I started writing this book...

　　And after that, Lavender actually fell in love with Ron... Maybe it was because of this misunderstanding?

　　To make a digression, Uranus is actually named after Uranus, the first god king in ancient Greek mythology, the god of the sky. father) overthrew after cutting up his penis with a knife.

　　……

　　There is also a homophonic stalk, which is related to Eagle Academy training, but this should not be written by Rowling on purpose.

　　Wit beyond measure is men's greatest treasure

　　Then the word wit in Old English has a similar pronunciation to vit in Old French, and vit in Old French means tintin...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)