Mei Man: All the famous scenes were exposed by me

Chapter 225 Captain America: I'm really not American!

At this time, Gamora realized that Drax had followed in, and was shocked on the spot.

"Stop looking at me with evil eyes!" Drax said viciously.

"Why is this guy here?" Gamora asked.

"We promised him to stay by your side until he killed your boss." Peter Quill said, "I'm a man of character, and I do what I say. What's more, if I don't promise him, he will kill me."

Boom!
Peter Quill throws the prosthetic leg in Rocket's face.

At this time, Rocket Raccoon slowly revealed a shocking truth: "Oh, I was just joking about the prosthetic leg."

"What?" Peter Quill thought he had heard wrong.

"When I think of that scene, I think it's super funny." Rocket Raccoon said excitedly, "The buddy can only skip and walk away now."

"I bought it from him for 3 yuan!" Peter Quill was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood after hearing what Rocket Raccoon said.

"How do we get out of here?" Drax asked.

Da Da Da Da!

Before Rocket could answer, a drone flew over and started shooting at the guard tower.

"There's got to be a plan, right!" Peter Quill yelled, "You're not kidding!"

"I have a plan, yes!" Rocket Raccoon said.

"Without further delay, let's get out of this abhorrent prison," Drax said.

"Yes, I agree with what this living idiom dictionary says on this point." Peter Quill said.

"My name isn't Living Idioms Dictionary," Drax said.

"It's just a metaphor." Peter Quill looked at Drax with a look of insanity.

"Their brains can't turn around." Rocket Raccoon explained while operating there, "I don't understand what a metaphor is."

"Nothing escapes my head," Drax said. "My reaction is like thunder, and I can't escape my palm."

"Being with the most idiots in the universe, it's better to die." Gamora said with emotion.

It has to be said that this complaint also made everyone in the answer space agree, of course, except for Peter Quill, who always thinks he is the smartest.

A large number of prison guards also came, aiming at the guard tower with gun barrels on their shoulders.

"Listen to my password! Launch on the 1st!"

boom!
A shell hit the guard tower.

"Little raccoon, we are waiting for your plan!" Gamora couldn't help urging upon seeing this.

"Don't worry!" Rocket Raccoon was still frantically operating there.

"No. 2 launch!"

boom!
Another shell hit the guard tower, and even the glass was cracked.

"I think of this animal. We used to bake it on the stove when we were young. It's tender and juicy." Drax said suddenly at this time.

This sentence can be said to make everyone in the answering space have a black line, and said in front of the raccoon that he had eaten roast raccoon when he was young. This person's brain is probably not as simple as not being able to turn, but something is wrong. !
It’s okay to be weird, that Rocket Raccoon is not normal at all, something like jailbreak, he still has the mood to ask Xingjue to get a prosthetic leg that he doesn’t need at all, just because he thinks the way the other party is jumping and walking is very interesting , There is something wrong with this proper brain.

The tree man Groot tore off the energy battery without hesitation, not to mention that there was something wrong with his brain, at least he was not sober.

And Peter Quill, who was able to do the thing of hammering Thanos at such a critical moment, didn't run away with his brain.

With such a count, the entire Guardians of the Galaxy and Gamora look normal.

What she said just now was so true, she was really with the most idiots in the universe.

"No. 3 launch!"

Another shell hit the guard tower.

This time, the guard tower was more severely damaged, and all the glass was about to shatter.

"Everyone listen to my password, 3, 2..."

Seeing that a new round of attacks was coming, Rocket Raccoon twisted the two wires together. Suddenly, the cannon barrels on the shoulders of the prison guards all floated up.

Not only the cannon barrel, but also the prison guards and other prisoners in the prison also floated into the air!
"He turned off the artificial gravity. Except here, everything else is weightless." Gamora knew what happened when he saw this situation.

Rocket Raccoon pulled the joystick again, the top of the guard tower separated from the bottom, and floated into the air. He clicked on a screen again, and drones flew over, carrying the guard tower on their backs. gone.

"I told you, I have a plan." Rocket Raccoon said while operating.

The guard tower rampaged all the way and flew to the door without hindrance.

But at this place, the guard tower suddenly shook and stopped.

And the iron door that was close at hand was shut with a bang!

"This plan is really perfect." Peter Quill couldn't help complaining.

"That's right, my ship is there! The Milano!" The good news is that after Peter Quill came out of the guard tower, he saw his own spaceship nearby, "That's the orange and blue one, right in that corner. "

The first thing they did when they came out of the guard tower was to get back their personal belongings that were confiscated by the prison guards.

The others found their things early, but Peter Quill found that he was missing a very important item: the tape recorder.

"Take the sphere, let's go." Gamora greeted from the side.

"Wait, wait," said Peter Quill.

"What's wrong?" Gamora asked.

"That bastard didn't let me back." Peter Quill handed a bag to Gamora, "Take it to the spaceship, I'll be right back."

"What are you going to do?" Gamora asked, she really couldn't understand what was so important, and she had to get it at this time.

"Driving the Milan and parked nearby, let's go." Peter Quill's attitude was very firm, and he turned around and ran into the prison.

Peter Quill changed into his own clothes, took his own gun, and easily knocked down several prison guards.

At this time, other members of the Guardians of the Galaxy had already entered the Milan and drove the spacecraft into space.

"How is he going to join us?" Rocket asked from inside the ship.

"We haven't gotten close enough for him to tell me everything!" Gamora said.

"Why do you love me? I won't wait here for that fool." Rocket Raccoon didn't want to wait for Star-Lord to leave by himself, but before he flew, he thought of something and turned to Gamora, " The ball is with you, right?"

"That's right." Gamora opened the bag Peter Quill gave him, but there was no ball in it!
There is no other way but to wait.

"If we don't leave, we will be blown to pieces!" After waiting, Rocket Raccoon couldn't help but said.

"No! We can't leave without the sphere!" Gamora refused without hesitation.

At this moment, a figure flew into space and flew towards the spaceship.

It was Peter Quill.

"Your boy is very courageous, and you are an ally who can fight Ronan together." As soon as Peter Quill entered the spaceship, Drax couldn't help asking, "What are you looking for?"

Peter Quill handed a tape recorder to Cedricus.

"You're so stupid," Drax said.

As soon as the space goes dark, the video ends here.

"Quiel, is there any mystery about that tape recorder?" Stephen Strange couldn't help asking, "At the critical moment of the escape, you can go back and get it even if you risk it?"

"It was something my mother left me," Peter Quill said.

No need to explain, just this one sentence, everyone understands what is going on.

"The original intention of the Guardians of the Galaxy is not to guard the galaxy at all, but just to sell the infinite gems to make money." Steve Rogers said, "This is something I didn't expect."

"When Quill went to get the tape recorder, he knew that the raccoon might not wait for them, so he secretly left the infinite gems behind, and the raccoon really didn't 'live up' his trust, and really planned not to wait for him." Tony Stark Said, "In the beginning, there was no trust between them at all, and they temporarily cooperated to escape from prison based on interests."

"None of them had any idea of ​​teaming up at the time," said Clint Barton. "Sell the ball and split the money and go their separate ways, and I bet that's what they were going to do."

"But none of them thought that they formed a team." Natasha Romanov said.

[The third question begins, please be prepared. 】

[Excuse me, when Steve Rogers is called "America's Ass", who praises the title? 】

【A Captain America Steve Rogers】

【B Iron Man Tony Stark】

[C Black Widow Natasha Romanoff]

【D Ant-Man Scott Lang】

[If you answer this question correctly, you will be rewarded with "Freedom of Stone".If the answer is wrong, one year of life will be deducted. 】

"Wow, American buttocks?" As soon as the topic came out, everyone's eyes fell on Steve Rogers, and Tony Stark couldn't help but said, "If the topic didn't come out, I still haven't Pay attention, the captain's ass is indeed very 'pretty'."

"When it comes to 'buttocks', everyone present, I guess Natasha can compete with the captain." Stephen Strange said.

"I used to be very confident about my figure." Natasha Romanov couldn't help but said, "But in front of the captain, I don't think I can afford the word 'jumpy'."

"Guys, come on." Steve Rogers spread his hands helplessly, "It's meaningless at all, everyone stop making trouble."

"Is it boring? Why do I feel that after reading this topic, I feel refreshed?" Scott Lang said to Steve Rogers enthusiastically, "Captain, do you want to teach us some secrets? We also want to be like you , um, attractive."

"Don't let me know who called me that, or I'll let him know what the anger of a centenarian is." Steve Rogers raised his fist.

"It's definitely not me." Scott Lang said hurriedly.

"There is also this person who appreciates it, and we must not let it go. It must be repaired." Steve Rogers said, "In a sense, this person is more hateful than the person who proposed this title."

"How do you want it fixed, Steve?" Bucky Barnes asked.

"Do you have any suggestions, Bucky?" Steve Rogers asked back.

"Or strip him naked, throw him on the street, and let him dance?" Bucky Barnes said after thinking about it.

"That's a good way, Bucky!" When Steve Rogers heard this, the thug couldn't help but patted Bucky Barnes on the shoulder, "I'll pick it up myself, and you take a picture behind it and post it online !Especially the one who appreciates it, take more pictures and take clearer pictures!"

"Steve, I didn't expect the glorious and stalwart Captain America to have such a dark belly." Natasha Romanov couldn't help saying after seeing the other party's happy attack.

"It's not that I have a dark belly, it's really hateful." Steve Rogers said.

"I don't know who it is in the second half of this question, but in the first half, I think I know who it is, no, I think everyone knows it." Clint Barton said.

"There is no doubt that it is Tony." Phil Coulson said, "The one with such a 'powerful' mouth is Tony."

"Hey hey hey! Don't you all have 'sure' expressions on your faces, okay?" Tony Stark hurriedly said, "It's not me, it's definitely not me. I'm not in the habit of staring at a man's ass! "

"Tony, it's better not you." Steve Rogers said.

"Certainly not me," said Tony Stark.

"If you are not the one who said it, then you must be the one who admires it." Steve Rogers said, "Now that I have heard such a statement, I don't believe that your mouth can hold back from saying something."

Tony Stark: "..."

Is it because I am wrong about what I said?
"Tony, if it wasn't you, who do you think you are?" Although James Rhodes also felt that it must be Tony Stark, who would call him a good friend?

"First of all, it is definitely not the captain." Tony Stark said, "This is the best rule out of the four options."

"What about the next best thing to rule out?" James Rhodes asked.

"Natasha." Tony Stark said, "Girls shouldn't interrupt when some rough men are talking about men's asses."

"Two are excluded, and you say it's not yourself..."

"So, the answer is coming!" Tony Stark pointed to Scott Lang, "That person is Scott."

"Tony, don't be bloody." Scott Lang quickly denied, "It can't be mine. I have always doubted and respected the captain. You don't know that I can't help but salute when I mention him."

"You just mentioned that you didn't salute." Peter Quill broke the stage, "You're lying."

"It should be Scott." Steve Rogers said suddenly.

"No, Captain, you actually doubt me?" Scott Lang looked very hurt.

"This buttocks thing must have been brought up by Tony." Steve Rogers said, "Since he mentioned it, it is someone else who appreciates it. It is impossible for me to appreciate it, and it is impossible for Natasha. Scott Te, I am not targeting you, but you are the most suspect."

"Captain, listen to me!"

"No, I don't listen." Steve Rogers made a choice, "I choose D!"

【wrong answer!Deduct one year of life! 】

"How about the captain, I said it's not me!" Scott Lang said, "I said it a long time ago, buttocks or something has nothing to do with me."

"Since it's not you, then Tony?" Steve Rogers looked at Tony Stark, "Praise yourself, you are so boring."

"Isn't it Captain, you just identified me because you have no evidence?" Tony Stark looked very aggrieved.

"Okay Tony, you're right, I shouldn't preconceive it and think it's yours." Steve Rogers said.

"Captain, you are too unsteady, so you were persuaded by me?" Tony Stark couldn't help laughing, "Actually, I think it's me too."

"..." Steve Rogers said speechlessly, "Since you also think it's yourself, why don't you leave it with me?"

"I just wanted to see if you were persuaded," said Tony Stark.

"Tony, you are really annoying." Natasha Romanoff said to Steve Rogers, "Captain, you must not spare him, if you say strip naked to take pictures on the street, you must do it. "

"I will definitely do this, no matter who the final answer is, I will definitely kill him!" Steve Rogers said, "I swear."

Soon, the Answer Space started playing the video.

The first thing to appear in the picture is Tony Stark, wearing a battle armor, flying into the building silently, hiding aside, and quietly spying.

And the object of his spying is not others, but himself!

To be precise, it was him in the past, as well as Captain America and others.

"If you don't mind, I'd like to have a drink now." Rocky, who had become a prisoner, had no consciousness of being a loser at all, and asked for a drink there.

"Okay, pull him up." In the past, Tony Stark turned around in his armor and walked sideways. "Let's stand and pose stupidly later. By the way, you can clean up."

"Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot that your battle suit doesn't fit your ass." Tony Stark, who was hiding in the dark, looked at Steve Rogers and whispered.

"No one told you to watch, Tony." Steve Rogers' voice came from the headset.

"It's ridiculous." Tony Stark was addicted to watching, and his eyes were still staring.

"I think you're handsome, Captain," said Scott Lang, standing on Tony Stark's shoulders. "I think that's America's ass."

"Who does the scepter belong to?" Natasha Romanov asked holding the scepter.

"Strike teams are coming to take it away," said Steve Rogers in the past.

Ding!
At this time, the elevator doors opened, and when the Hydra walked in, Crossbones handed them the scepter from Natasha Romanoff.

"Who are these people?" Scott Lang asked.

"They're S.H.I.E.L.D., but they're actually Hydra, we just didn't know it at the time," Tony Stark said.

"Really? You don't know?" Scott Lang said that this is not a beaver, "They look like bad guys."

"Although you are small, you talk a lot." Tony Stark said.

At this time, the people inside got up and left, Hydra and his party walked away with the scepter, while Thor and the others took Loki away.

As for Tony Stark in the past, he packed the Rubik's Cube in a suitcase.

"Okay, it's time for you, boy." Tony Stark, who saw this scene, said, "Our gem is over there."

"Okay, play me," Scott Lang said.

With a flick of his fingers, Tony Stark flicked Scott Lang onto the body of Tony Stark in the past, and then he slapped him on the chest, his battle armor was flowing, and he flew away with a swish.

"Okay, Captain, the scepter is in the elevator, just past the 80th floor." Tony Stark scanned the whereabouts of the Hydra group holding the scepter in mid-air.

"I see." Tony Stark stood in front of the elevator and pressed the button, "Go to the lobby."

"Okay, we'll meet there," said Tony Stark.

"The captain is saying 'Long live the Hydra' at this time!" Seeing this, Clint Barton said.

"I couldn't understand it when I watched the captain say 'Long live the Hydra', but if it is the current situation, it will be much easier to understand." Thor said, "The situation in the video must be what we deduced before. Go to the past to find gems. The captain is going back in the future, so naturally he knows that those people are Hydra."

"When Thanos snapped his fingers, Stephen was reduced to ashes, but when Tony snapped his fingers, Stephen was there." Nick Fury said in a deep voice, "That is to say, going back to the past to collect gems will turn into ashes." Bringing it back for the Ashes, the plan was a success."

"The captain succeeded in deceiving the scepter from Hydra. This video has already been played, there is no doubt." Natasha Romanov said, "Just now Scott has dived into Tony in the past, I really want to See how he got the Rubik's Cube."

The video quickly reveals how "Now You See Me" is staged. Tony Stark disguised himself as an ordinary agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.: "Thumbelina, have you received it? I see the target, and we can start."

"Fry it." Scott Lang jumped from Tony Stark's hair to his beard, then slipped into his T-shirt, and finally slipped into the Ark reactor.

Da da da!
The sound of dense footsteps sounded, and a group of people suddenly appeared in front of them, blocking the footsteps of Tony Stark and others in the past. The first person was Alexander Pierce, the head of Hydra.

"May I ask where you are going?" asked Alexander Pierce.

"Have some lunch, and then go back to Asgard." Thor asked, "Excuse me, are you?"

"Alexander Pierce, he's the boss of the boss behind Nick Fury." Tony Stark explained to Thor in the past.

"My friends call me Mr. Minister," said Alexander Pierce, "and I must ask you to deliver that prisoner to me."

"Loki will explain to Odin," Thor said.

"No, he has to explain to us first. We have passed the trial and then handed it over to Odin." Alexander Pierce said again, "We still have to take that box away."

(End of this chapter)