Konoha: Left eye reincarnation, right eye reincarnation

Chapter 104: Chapter 104: Walking Seduction

The next night, after a busy day, Whirlpool Dragon and Ashina went straight to Pipa's house, preparing a meeting gift and coming to propose marriage.

Zhou Xuan also joined in the fun, and Pipa's parents were overjoyed that their daughter could climb the high branch of the whirlpool dragon. All kinds of performances can only be described as flattered, and they can't wait to agree, there is absolutely no reason to refuse.

The communication between the parents of both parties was very smooth and enjoyable. They quickly negotiated all the details of the wedding and decided to let the two children get married in five days.

"Everything is ready now, you just wait to be the bridegroom's official in five days!"

Leaving Pipa's house, Zhou Xuan hugged Ashing's shoulders and joked that he was really happy for his brother.

Ash Ming laughed foolishly, showing a yearning expression, what boy would not want to enter the marriage hall with his beloved girl?

Time passed quickly, four days later.

After hearing the news of his younger brother's wedding, Mito returned to Uzushio Village the day before the wedding.

As the saying goes, a married daughter throws water. This sentence is not empty talk. Since marrying to the land of the Thousand Hands, Mito has been unable to come back twice a year. In many cases, it is not because he does not want to come back, but because he cannot help himself.

"Grandpa, second uncle and third uncle!"

A kid about four years old rushed into the patriarch's mansion, bluffing like a little husky.

"Little thing, I knew you were coming today."

Zhou Xuan picked up the boy and kissed him hard on the face.

"It stinks! It stinks!"

The boy wiped his saliva vigorously, twisting and struggling constantly: "Second Uncle let me go, I'm going to find Grandpa."

He is the crystallization of love between Mito and Hashirama, and his name is Senshou Zongzhen. He is a full-fledged troublemaker and very naughty.

It is worth mentioning that Mito and Zhuma gave birth to Xiao Zongzhen in less than the first year of marriage. Now that it has been four years, there is still no movement in the stomach. It is presumed that the two have no plans for a second child for the time being. Intend.

The two were making noise in the yard, when Zhou Xuan suddenly caught a glimpse of Mito and Hashirama entering the door one after the other.

"Brother-in-law, you're here too. I thought you didn't have time." Zhou Xuan was surprised. Shouldn't the patriarch be like his father, sitting in the patriarch's building all day and all night?

"I asked Tobima to help me with my official duties temporarily." Hashirama explained with a naive smile.

Zhou Xuan was thoughtful.

I still remember that in the original book, after Hashirama took office as Hokage, he idled around the casino all day long, and Tomona helped with government affairs.

Poor third brother Feijian, it is estimated that after a few years, he will still be unable to get rid of the toil in the original book.

"Even Ashina is married, you still don't care?" Mito advised her younger brother earnestly, besides Uzumaki Dragon, she was the one who worried about him the most.

"If you really can't find someone you like in Uzumaki Village, you can also go to the Thousand Hands to find someone."

Of course Mito is aware of the more than 20 failed blind dates, but she believes that the problem must be the woman. Her younger brother is so good, how can she not find a partner in normal search?
"Forget it, if the girl from Qianshou was really that good, Feijian wouldn't be single to this day, and my brother-in-law wouldn't come to our house to propose marriage back then." Zhou Xuan retorted, he felt that there was something wrong with the appointment of girls from the Qianshou clan.

"No, no, the reason why Uncle Feijian is single is because he likes men." Xiao Zongzhen shook his head like a rattle, and hurriedly answered "the truth".

Mito's face darkened, and he snatched his son from Zhou Xuan's arms in the next second, took off his pants and slapped his ass, and taught him while beating:
"It's not big or small, who taught you to talk nonsense."

"That's what everyone said... Woohoo, don't hit your mother, grandpa help me!"

Zong Zhen screamed at the top of his voice, like howling ghosts and wolves.

Zhu Jian looked embarrassed, wanted to stop but dared not, Zhou Xuan watched with relish, happy to see his nephew being beaten.

There's no way, Zong Zhen is too naughty, thinking how gentle and virtuous his sister used to be, she would be so angry that she would rip off her trousers and beat the child at every turn.

In another two years, when Zongzhen grows up and becomes more resistant to beatings, my sister will probably follow the old father's example and hang him up with diamond chains to whip him.

Thinking of this, Zhou Xuan felt a little sympathetic to his little nephew, a childhood without being hanged and beaten by diamond chains is incomplete.

What Zongzhen said just now actually reveals a lot of information. Children don’t talk nonsense for no reason. There must be a factual basis. up.

Fojian couldn't help but think of the tragedy of the seduction technique four years ago, and he became suspicious. Could it be that he didn't wrong him back then, and that he really was a person who wanted to go the wrong way? ?

At this moment, Tomona was so desperate to die, that he was caught by Fojian again at the scene of developing the seduction technique. It was still a familiar scene, with a dozen or so naked men of Namikaze Minato.

That day, the wind in the Qianshou Clan was very strong, the clouds were very white, and he was beaten up miserably. He became famous in the family and died socially.

(To make a digression, after that beating, I never touched the seduction technique again, and sealed it up as a forbidden technique.

A few years later, Fojian passed away, and there was no one in the world who could teach Tokena a lesson. He picked up the seduction technique again and taught it to his disciples such as Rizen, Danzo, and Jing. Later, Rizen taught this technique to himself Laiya, and later Laiya taught this technique to Namikaze Minato.

As Namikaze Minato grows up day by day, the apprentices and grandchildren of Tobima are shocked to find that he looks exactly the same as the patriarch's seduction technique template! !

Could it be that the patriarch can predict the future?

So Namikaze Minato has a title that shocked the entire ninja world, not the yellow flash, but the walking seduction technique. )
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Mito was teaching his son a lesson when suddenly there was a dry cough in the yard.

The whirlpool dragon walked out of the house with a straight face, and said coldly: "It's noisy as soon as you come back, how decent it is."

In front of his son, Mito respected the whole world, and in front of his father, he was not much better than Zhou Xuan, and he immediately withered away, wanting to let go of Zongzhen.

"Grandpa help, woo woo woo!"

Zong Zhen threw himself into the whirlpool dragon's arms as if fleeing with his trousers up, complaining, extremely aggrieved.

"Don't be afraid, no one can beat you with grandpa around."

The stern face of the whirlpool dragon was instantly filled with kindness. He hugged Zongzhen and walked into the house. He even conjured up a few candies to make him happy, completely ignoring the three people behind him.

Zhou Xuan and his sister looked at each other in blank dismay.

"..."

To be honest, the two siblings are a little jealous of Zongzhen at this moment.

Where did the whirlpool dragon love them so much when they were young?In Zhou Xuan's memory, the number of times he was hanged and beaten by his father was even more than the number of times he was hugged by his father.

"Even if it's an intergenerational relative, it's too partial..."

Zhou Xuan muttered to himself, and then said to his sister and brother-in-law: "Don't worry about Zongzhen, Lu Ming is at Pipa's house right now, and I'll take you to see the bride."

(End of this chapter)